26/12/04 - An update! Huzzah! New conversation. Nothing big, but I had great fun creating it. I swear to God it's all real, and actually happenedd.

25/11/04 - Heh. Exactly four months later, and fuck-all has been changed. Sorry. If you're reading this and it is the newest piece of news, it's because I am really lazy. I haven't been doing anything to this site in fucking ages. Didn't even release that big update you were all 'looking forward to'. Probably won't now. I might come back to this place on a later date, maybe when I've got the hand of Flash. I don't know. The site'll stay up, it just won't change. Goodbye for now.
25/7/04 - Whoa, this is messed up. The update was supposed to be posted on the 30th of June, but my server screwed up, so I couldn't do it. Then I was away in Portugal for two weeks, so I couldn't post it then. The server is now working, but not often, so I'm not sure when the update will be posted. But don't worry, I'll have another one soon on the way after that.
30/6/04 - Due to an unforseen bout of lazyness, the update has been rescheduled. Sorry to all my "fans".
25/6/04 - Added two jokes to the crap jokes section. Oh joy.
3/6/04 - Finished the "Smaller update". Sorry for the delay. If you're confused as to what the update is, look for the section that says "Movie Reviews" that wasn't there before.
27/5/04 - There will probably be smaller updates in between the big one(s). Next scheduled one is down there, somewhere.
11/5/04 - This update is a big 'un. May be a while before it is finished, so quit bitching.

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Next scheduled update - 31/2/53

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