LAUGH-O-METER SAYS: 9-10
This is the one that started it all. This was the first bad horror movie me and brian ever saw together. And oh Lord is a classic, NON-STOP LAUGHING. We watched some parts over and over again, and this is about as close as you can get to a perfect 10. There was one scene, that i'll describe later we must have rewinded on about 8 times, and even again the next morning. Ok, the plot(we were laughing so hard, i hardly remember the plot). All u really need to know is that is a nightmare elm street movie. There were some hilarious actors, like the Wizard Master and Kinkaid. Its about some mental patients who find a way to give themselves super powers in their dreams, but they all are being stalked by freddy. Nancy comes back from previous NMOES' to help them. One by one, some of them start dying. The remaining people unite and use their powers to fight freddy, including nancy, kinkaid, a gymnast and the silent kid. Some other guy gets freddy's bones and pours holy water on them, and freddy suddenly disappears. Here's a list of the funny parts:
1)Earlier, a girl is trying to stay awake, so she wathces TV(she wants to be an actress) anyhow, she falls asleep and freddie bursts out of the TV, grabs her says "READY FOR YOUR BIG BREAK IN TELEVISION??? LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HIT THE PRIME TIME BITCH" and slams her head into the TV
2)The wizard masta is a dork in a wheelchair who is trapped in a tunnel with freddy and he's wearing a pointy hat. so when he fires a shot at freddy he rejects it, chases after the cripple, and kills him(he says something funny, but i forget what it was)
3)Kinkaid, busts through the wall and says the quote of the movie(see below), plus earlier he bends a metal chair
4)Possibly the funniest scene in a movie ever, while the 2 guys are digging up freddies bones, his bones jump to life and chase the guys. While the skeleton is backing him down, the guy looks like hes in a drive in movie theatre screen and the skeleton is like sooooo fake, then the skeleton kills the other dude, and hits the living guy over the head with a shovel. oh man, the movie is worth renting for this part only.
QUOTE OF THE MOVIE:"WE GOTTA STOP GUESSIN AND START MESSIN"-Kinkaid