LAUGH-O-METER SAYS: 4 OF 10
This movie was another classic. It would have been better if it ws i color but that was my fellow cheeser's fault. Anyway, this movie made absolutely no sense i didnt know why anything was happening. It starts off with an older couple and a younger bad ass couple looking for a party in the middle of nowhere. I guess if u drive around long enough u will find a party or a haunted house. So weird stuff happens like falling trees monkey people and monsters that fart. If it wasnt for like two hilarious parts i would have fallen asleep. Next the goofy people are killed off one by one by horrible looking monsters. I dont know y the house is haunted oh yeah a little kid in the beginning is wandering around by himself in the woods and gets killed real nice. The moive ends very abruptly and u dont know how anything turns out. Now the funny parts. The hero, an old guy in a suit, decides to jump head first thru a solid wood locked door. The funny thing is that he makes it and lands on his feet. Another part monsters come up from the ground fart and attack the fonz. Also the nerdy guy that gets killed by the asian spider whore is wearing a shirt with his own picture on it. Plus, the bad ass kid and the old guy start fighting at the top of the stairs, nothin like an ol' brugh-haha when people are getting killed. I would rather jump head first thru a door than see this trash again. I take that back i would even rather grow a mullet.
QUOTES OF THE MOVIE:
"The knocking has stopped, the knocking has stopped, the knocking has stopped."
"Don't worry, Duke will provide."