Gnomish Paradise (To the tune of Gangsta's/Amish Paradise)


Verse 1:

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of elfs,
I take a look at their women and I say 'nice shelfs'.
But that's not enough to keep them safe from me,
because I just want to kill every elf I see.

When I zone out of Crushbone I am told that I’m gay,
But it’s just another elf who got ganked today,
My posse of justice is in full effect,
And all the tall elves are getting pretty upset - FOOL.

Refrain:

Been spendin most their lives livin in a Gnomish Paradise,
Got guard-killed once or twice livin in a Gnomish Paradise,
Sometimes get mesmerized livin in a Gnomish Paradise,
Zone-pluggin isn’t nice livin in a Gnomish Paradise!

Verse 2:

An elf tried to train us with a guard last week,
But my posse has root, so he PAID for bein cheap!
With MM, Gnomercy and the Liberation,
Some elves have taken a permanent vacation!

Don’t even think that you can stop us cause we’ll never quit
And you only make us laugh when you throw a hissy fit!

Refrain:

Been spendin most their lives livin in a Gnomish Paradise,
Elves always pay full price livin in a Gnomish Paradise,
Gnomes rarely lose their lives livin in a Gnomish Paradise,
Don't judge us by our size livin in a Gnomish Paradise!

Minute after minute…hour after hour…auction after auction…healer after healer…

Oh why are elves so blind to see?
That the one who will die, is they and not me?

Been spendin most their lives livin in a gnomish paradise
Elves won’t escape demise livin in a gnomish paradise…