For example, the other day I happened upon a high elf cleric named ‘Biggieheal’. We began to chat about the weather and the current state of affairs in Norrath when all of the sudden I had a shocking revelation:
The plural form of ‘elf’ is ‘elves’. Those letters re-arranged without the ‘es’ at the end spell ‘evl’. The only thing that was missing was the ‘i’. The name Biggieheal has two ‘i’s in it! Clearly he was pure evil!
I narrowly escaped.
Naturally, I informed the good citizens of GFay that they were now safe.
Some people cheered, realizing that I had probably saved several hundred lives with my courageous and selfless act.
Strange as it may sound, some people seemed to feel my reaction was a bit harsh.
As is so often the case, I was forced to neutralize many more pkers. I really hate violence, so this weighed heavily on my gentle heart. I comfort myself by thinking about all of the lives I probably saved by dispatching the evil ones.
Several other noble, upstanding citizens have joined my cause, which only serves to infuriate the pkers.
