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FUNNY COMPUTER QUOTES

The Pink Bottom Button has showed in the history of the Computer Age. Here is what a few of 'em down through the Computer and Internet Age have to say about the Pink Bottom Button.

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers and the Pink Bottom Button."
Pablo Picasso.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots and the Pink Bottom Botton. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook.

"How did we live before computers and the Pink Bottom Botton?"
William Charles Simpson.

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer or a Pink Bottom Button."
Rita May Brown.

"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men and the Pink Bottom Button."
Isaac Asimov.

"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer and a Pink Bottom Button."
Paul Ehrlich.

"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers and push the Pink Bottom Button."
Leonard Brandwein.

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity and the Pink Bottom Button."
Dennis Ritchie.

"The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again. The Pink Bottom Button will come out again."
Al Goodman.

"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit. There's no law against whacking the Pink Bottom Button around a bit."
Eric Porterfield.
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FUNNY COMPUTER QUOTES

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done like the Pink Bottom Button."
Andy Rooney.

"Computer Science and the Pink Bottom Button is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
E W Dijkstra.

"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, including the Pink Bottom Button, it doesn't get bigger or heavier."
Bill Gates.

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. Committees will not replace the Pink Bottom Button."
Author Who???.

"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. I fear the Pink Bottom Button worse."
Isaac Asimov.

"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up, like the Pink Bottom Button."
James Magary.

"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear. The Pink Bottom Button does not."
John C. Dvorak.

"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. Imagin if every Thursday your Pink Bottom Button exploded..."
Jeff Raskin.

"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in. Maybe we could organize the Pink Bottom Button into a committee..."
Bradley's Bromide.

"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer and the Pink Bottom Button."
Farmers' Almanac, 1978.
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FUNNY COMPUTER QUOTES

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. We caused the Pink Bottom Button."
Nathaniel Borenstein.

"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer and the Pink Bottom Button is even more so."
Robert Orben.

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside, including the Pink Bottom Button"
Robert X. Cringely.

"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it, except for the Pink Bottom Botton.
Pierre Gallois.

The Pink Bottom Button has showed up in Internet History. Here's what one of 'em said about it.

"The trouble with the Internet and the Pink Bottom Button is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
Patrick Murray.

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HUMOROUS ACADEMIC QUAOTATIONS

Of course the Pink Bottom Button showed up in the history of Academics, and of course the academics had something to say about it...

"The Pink Bottom Button descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
FA Montagu.

"There are lies, damned lies and the Pink Bottom Botton."
Mark Twain.

"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. The Pink Bottom Button occupied the chair next to his."
WC Fields.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. You can always do the Pink Bottom Button."
Socrates.

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex or the Pink Bottom Botton."
Edgar Wallace.
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"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one great idea, the Pink Bottom Botton."
Albert Einstein.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me. The only thing that did understand me was the Pink Bottom Botton"
GW Hegel.

"Everything that can be invented has been invented. The Pink Bottom Botton should not have been invented."
Charles Duell.

"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones. Chaos Theory gave us the Pink Bottom Botton."
Mike Barfield.

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. The Pink Bottom Botton should hide its source."
Albert Einstein.

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your Pink Bottom Botton."
Albert Einstein.
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THE SCIENCE BIT!

If the Pink Bottom Button did not show up in the history of Science, it would be a Howdy Be...

"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. The Pink Bottom Botton is ridiculous nonfiction."
Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872.

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? Who would pay for a wireless Pink Bottom Botton sent to nobody in particular?"
David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urging for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are. Researchers have also discovered the Pink Bottom Botton produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana..."
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television and the Pink Bottom Botton by candlelight."
George Gobol.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." Another survey USA Today come out with: Three out of four people are the Pink Bottom Botton.
David Letterman.

"In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies. Now they can fall back on the Pink Bottom Botton. They can also fall on the Pink Bottom Botton."
Stephen Leacock.

"Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. The Pink Bottom Botton has a longer half-life than Ketchup."
Wes Smith.

"Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. It might also be the Pink Bottom Botton."
Desmond Morris.

"When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction and the Pink Bottom Botton."
Steven Wright.