Welcome to Lesser Creatures of the 100 Aker Woods, Page! Seeing as if there really isn't too much information on these fictional creatures I am gonna combine these pages into one so that it saves me less work and you less trouble having to click all over the place on links. Also, I haven't been able to find pictures of any of these creatures so if anybody knows where some are then please leave this information in my guestbook when you sign it or e-mail me. Thanks!
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They're black, they're brown, They're up, they're down! They're in, they're out, They're all about! They're far, they're near, They're gone, they're here! They're quick, they're slick, They're insincere! Beware! Beware! Be a very wary bear!
A heffalump or woozle Is very confusil. A heffalump or woozle's Very sly. (Sly! Sly! Sly!) They come in ones and twosles, But if they so choosles, Before your learn more about eyes You'll see them multiply! (Ply! Ply! Ply!) They're extraordinary, So better be wary, Because they come In ev'y shape and size! (Size! Size! Size!) If honey's what you covet, You'll find that they love it, Because they'll guzzle Up the thing you prize! Beware! Beware! Be a very wary bear!
A heffalump or woozle Is very confusil. A heffalump or woozle's Very sly. (Sly! Sly! Sly!) They come in ones and twosles, But if they so choosles, Before your eyes You'll see them multiply! (Ply! Ply! Ply!) They're extraordinary, So better be wary, Because they come In ev'y shape and size! (Size! Size! Size!) If honey's what you covet, You'll find that they love it, Because they'll guzzle Up the thing you prize!
They're black, they're brown, They're up, they're down! They're in, they're out, They're all about! They're far, they're near, They're gone, they're here! They're quick, they're slick, They're insincere! Beware! Beware! Beware! Beware! Beware!
Heffalumps
Description: Hostile Animal, Comes in every shape and size and color, often Elephant-shaped
More Description: Feared by residents of the 100 Aker Woods
Address: 100 Aker Woods. Rarely seen.
Best Friend: The Woozle
Favorite Thing to Do: Steal hunny
Favorite Food: Pooh's Hunny
How to Catch one: Build a Cunning Trap, like a Very Deep Pit, and use Hunny for bait
How to Get it Home if you Catch one: Lead it home by a string, or it may come if you whistle
Note: If your like Pooh and love hunny so much that you can't stand to the thought of using real hunny as bait, then use yellow cheese (because it looks like hunny) and put it in a jar marked "Hunny"
Woozles
Description: Hostile Animal, Comes in every shape and size and color, often Weasel-shaped
More Description: Feared by residents of the 100 Aker Woods
Address: The East Pole, 100 Aker Woods, Rarely Seen
Best Friend: The Heffalump
Favorite Thing to Do: Steal hunny
Favorite Food: Pooh's Hunny
Why They Are Feared: They nibble fur off of other animals to make nests for their young
Wizzles
Description: Hostile Animal, a close kin to Woozles
More Description:
- Often travel with Woozles
- Has a different paw print
- Feared by residents of the 100 Aker Woods
Address: 100 Aker Woods, rarely seen
Jagulars
Description: Hostile animal, one of the fiercer animals, looks like a jaguar
More Description: Feared by residents of the 100 Aker Woods
Address: 100 Aker Woods, rarely seen
What Jagulars Do: They hide in the branches of trees, and drop on you as you by
How Jagulars Trap You: They call 'Help! Help!' and then when you look up, they drop
Buzzing Sort of Bees
Description: Hunny Bees
Why it Buzzes: "The only reason for making a buzzing noise is because your a bee"
Why It's a Bee: "The only reason for being a buzzing sort of bee is to make hunny"
Pooh's Reason Why It Makes Hunny: "Is for me to eat it"
Address: Large Oak Tree, 100 Aker Woods North
Favorite Things to Do: Buzz and Make Hunny
Alexander Beetle
Description: A beetle, who is afraid of danger
More Description: One of Rabbit's friends and relations
Address: Lives with his Aunt in the 100 Aker Woods
Best Friend: Rabbit
Other Relations Mentioned by Name:
- Henry Rush
- Smallest-of-all (S. of A.)
- Early
- Late
Backson
Description:
- "The Spotted or Herbaceous [Backson] is just a...
- At least, it's really more of a...
- Of course, it depends on the...
- Well, the fact is, I don't know what they are like"
Cassie (Cassy/Kassie/Kassy)
Description: A little blue female bird.
Most Recent Sighting: Visiting with Rabbit in the Spring upon her return from her Winter trip South.
Henry Rush
Description: a small beetle, member of the beetle family
Address: Over a stream, where Rabbit's friends-and-relations live
Most Recent Sighting: Climbing to the top of a tree in 100 Aker Woods
Pootel
Additional details about his name: Short for "Henry Pootel"
Description: A nephew or an uncle or some relation of Pooh's
Most Recent Sighting: Running away from Kanga's House
Small
Description: "Small" is short for "Very Small Beetle"
More Description: One of Rabbit's friends and relations
Address: Thought to be somewhere in a Heffalump trap
Most Recent Sighting: Piglet found Small crawling on Pooh's back
Best Friend: Rabbit
Trespassers William
Additional Details About His Name: Tresspassers W is short for Tresspassers Will
Description: Piglet's Grandfather
More Description: Knew exactly what to do to Remove Stiffness after Tracking
Address: 100 Aker Wood S.W., In a Beech Tree (Piglet's First House)
Most Recent Sighting: Never seen. DECEASED
Uncle Robert
Description: An elder relative of Owl
Most Recent Sighting: In a portrait on the wall of Owl's Original house
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