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Weirdo
NVX
Real Name: Josh Watson

Age: 15

Likes: Pokemon, Cars, Destruction and Mayhem.

Dislikes: Chant, sanity, your dog, Chant.

Summary: Weirdo is an unknown man/eyeball/alien guy thingy. It is said he once tried to destroy the earth with a monkey ray but stopped after drinking his first Dnl. Now he lives with the only people insane enough to live with him.

Quote:
"it's like a cow in a pickle jar...it just...don't...fit"
Real Name: Sean Pepin

Age: 14

Likes: Pokemon, Shiny stuff, Zelda & Metroid, NewGrounds.com

Dislikes: Standing still for too long, bad deals, crowds

Summary: Once an ordinary boy...then a horrible acciddent with Sean getting hit by a car. Next thing Sean knows he is a Bio-Mechanical Android, codenamed "NVX" which he goes by now. They say someone he knows revived him but he does not know. Anyways, he is hyper active, hasty, and is the fastest thing on earth after beating Sonic to a race. however he likes to be a lazy @$$hole alot.

Quote: "
I'm trying to fuse with this pickle."
MeleeMaster/ConkerTheGreat
Real Name:Classified Information

Age:15

Likes: Guns, Nintendo, Sega, Comedy, Seafood, EarthBound, your Liver with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.

Dislikes: Stupid people, dumbasses, MicroSoft, and Sony to a lesser extent than MicroSoft

Summary: Ordinary boy who was born in Hawaii. he loathed MicroSoft ever since his first PC and the recent events (Namely Xbox) have just fueled that hatred. He prefers guns over swords over guns weapon-wise, and has been called insane for that many a time. Special powers include mainly PSI and some Water Magic.

Quote: "
Man...he just didn't want to die...WHAT!?"
Bladez O' Fury
(shown in Pimpin' Pirate Pose)
Real Name: Ben (You're Not Getting This)

Age: You Should Know

Likes: Games, Nintendo, Sony, Counterstrike, Food, Shiznit, Soviet Russia

Dislikes: Microsoft, Bill Gates, The Trinity, Pain 3, Pain 4, Annoying Siblings, Jazzercise, Uncomfortable Spandex

Summary: Created from cheap Soviet Russian parts, Bladez is a robot with one goal... Well he's not to sure of that goal. Nor do we care. Anyway, he's not very active unless persuaded to do soemthing. He usually found sitting in a chair using the computer. Or sitting on the couch watching TV and eating and drinking and playing games. Or lying down in a bed sleeping. Cheese helps boost his creativity by a landslide. Or makes him insane. Pick one. he has the strange ability to turn into NVX's conscience. By doing that he gains new powers... Actually all he really does is destroy NVX's mind and order him to do stuff. He can unlock NVX's inner child and his own. That usually ends up in putting the world in a Dark Age... again. He can blast bullets like Megaman and use Energy Blasts like Street Fighter. In short, he's an idiot.

Quote:
"For Soviet Russia, shiddle dizzle!"