You have just entered room "Video Gaming 101." XiaoXiaoGhetto99: just wait Elekid090: moo yo XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Hello class XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Im the teacher UltraManEXE: *is an Elekid* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: you all are my slaves XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I mean students UltraManEXE: *random trainer calls you an imposter* Elekid090: ....lihar UltraManEXE: *laughs* ConkertheGreat has entered the room. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Weirdo! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Pipe down! BerserkChestnut has entered the room. BerserkChestnut: yoyoyoyoyo Elekid090: ....he started it UltraManEXE: Conker's Bad Fur Day BerserkChestnut: like BerserkChestnut: sup BerserkChestnut: G ConkertheGreat: *kicks door down* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Final,shut up! UltraManEXE: Good game... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Both of you! ConkertheGreat: indeed XiaoXiaoGhetto99: QUIET XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok ConkertheGreat: I am MeleeMAster XiaoXiaoGhetto99: this is a class ConkertheGreat: pssh XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Sup man Elekid090: ....(hopes he dos'nt get hoed by a zombie rouge again) ConkertheGreat: I shoudl be teaching BerserkChestnut: homey BerserkChestnut: dawh BerserkChestnut: pimp BerserkChestnut: like BerserkChestnut: yoyoyoyoyoyoyo XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Today we're gonna learn the origins of Final Fantasy BerserkChestnut: o.o Elekid090: .......i already know that one man UltraManEXE: *smacks teach* ConkertheGreat: I already know XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *chucks a rock at berserk* BerserkChestnut: kemme alone BerserkChestnut: bitch XiaoXiaoGhetto99: NVM UltraManEXE: *grabs classic systems* BerserkChestnut: nigga BerserkChestnut: fuckface ConkertheGreat: 0_0 BerserkChestnut: whore UltraManEXE: *hooks'em up* BerserkChestnut: slut XiaoXiaoGhetto99: No cursing in school XiaoXiaoGhetto99: or UltraManEXE: *grabs some good games* BerserkChestnut: r*runs* BerserkChestnut: FUCKERS XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Weirdo will let out his zombie whore BerserkChestnut has left the room. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Well XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Guest Speaker *OnlineHost*: ConkertheGreat rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 4 Elekid090: .....they made it because they were going out of buisness and dragon warrior was big...so they named it final fantasy because they thought it would be they're last game XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Good Weirdo! *OnlineHost*: ConkertheGreat rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 2 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 578 320 540 572 462 162 90 918 835 613 160 305 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: B-! ConkertheGreat: damnit ConkertheGreat: I forgot how to do that Elekid090: .....B-???? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Yes XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Now *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 4 460 81 687 678 843 798 488 99 382 808 638 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 954 276 800 51 201 642 664 360 946 21 72 983 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: How do you do that anyway? UltraManEXE: Secerate! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok A UltraManEXE: lol Elekid090: ......heh *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 299 682 443 103 176 542 485 984 187 446 266 986 UltraManEXE: Daddy needs a new pair'a shoes! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 637 653 39 156 264 43 750 562 724 199 665 899 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 741 156 889 927 601 162 920 103 628 561 269 461 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *shoots your current shoes* *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 155 455 366 731 780 417 231 423 76 270 579 339 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 901 42 534 572 940 282 727 836 215 335 5 141 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 438 633 702 706 101 856 167 466 593 947 882 824 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 377 958 100 955 304 411 297 211 452 831 783 399 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 119 517 242 334 851 247 475 295 880 183 8 981 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 12 999-sided dice: 46 175 453 638 128 342 469 504 306 569 466 610 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Lets just go on a killing spree Elekid090: okay UltraManEXE: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Pick your weapon UltraManEXE: Make me. Elekid090: (is suddenly attacked by rouge) UltraManEXE: *picks dice* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I get my Megaton Hammer! Elekid090: GET HER OFF I'M BEING HOED I'M BEING HOED!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ZOMBIE LADY!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *smashes weirdo and ho* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: woops UltraManEXE: I get my Coro-Coro Die! Elekid090: ow ConkertheGreat: *picks up Rouge and tosses her into a closet* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: good Elekid090: ........YOU IDOIT THAT'S THE HOLY WATER CLOSET!!! ConkertheGreat: *locks closet* UltraManEXE: It does damage equal to the number that appears! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: FINAL XiaoXiaoGhetto99: DETENTION XiaoXiaoGhetto99: XBOX!24 HOURS! UltraManEXE: No. Elekid090: nevah *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 876 UltraManEXE: 876 damage to Bladez! *OnlineHost*: Elekid090 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 3 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: so *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 498 *OnlineHost*: Elekid090 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 1 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: damn how do you do that lol UltraManEXE: 498! UltraManEXE: Ha! *OnlineHost*: Elekid090 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 4 UltraManEXE: You only have 10000 HP! Elekid090: .....i'm trying to get strange sided dice UltraManEXE: Better start fighting! *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 814 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 486 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 941 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 160 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 242 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *smashes Final* UltraManEXE: *evades* *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 773 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 379 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *hits you anyway* *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 870 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 765 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 450 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 447 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 526 UltraManEXE: Ha! UltraManEXE: Bladez Defeated! *OnlineHost*: Elekid090 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 5 UltraManEXE: *party does victory dance* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I dont even knw how to roll the stupid die! ConkertheGreat: *opens fire on other students* *OnlineHost*: Unknown "//" command. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Good MM UltraManEXE: LOL! Elekid090: first two /s Elekid090: then roll XiaoXiaoGhetto99: You get an A+ XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ??? *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 999-sided die: 974 UltraManEXE: Yeah! UltraManEXE: 974 damage! UltraManEXE: Now. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: You could all learn something from MeleeMaster UltraManEXE: Let's start our adventure. Elekid090: YAYYYYY!!!!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: two/s XiaoXiaoGhetto99: hahahaa XiaoXiaoGhetto99: so UltraManEXE: I start out with the Coro-Coro 50 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 50-sided die: 27 Elekid090: (closet door falls off hinges) UltraManEXE: 27 damage! Elekid090: ...BYE!!!! Elekid090: (runs like hell) ConkertheGreat: weee XiaoXiaoGhetto99: We must save the Golden Pie from the evil Rogue Witch Ho! UltraManEXE: Cool. ConkertheGreat: oh right ConkertheGreat: Rogue *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 50-sided die: 14 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yeah UltraManEXE: 14?! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: HA *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 50-sided die: 45 Elekid090: (runs still) I'M THE GOLDEN PIE I'M THE GOLDEN PIE!!!!!! UltraManEXE: 45! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *shoots a dart at you* UltraManEXE: *stabs Elekid* ConkertheGreat: *goes to closet and has her on a leash and brings her dangerously close to Weirdo* ConkertheGreat: yeah Elekid090: ow UltraManEXE: *eats Pie* Elekid090: ...(limps) UltraManEXE: Ha! Elekid090: ...no...get away ConkertheGreat: take the leash teacher Elekid090: (is hoed again) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *ok *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 1 50-sided die: 37 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *takes leash* ConkertheGreat: use it to MAKE THEM SHUT UP! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *unleashes it on UltraMan* *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 440 95 766 902 923 353 150 871 301 896 424 755 429 355 92 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ill just use it on ultra *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 727 736 869 557 118 341 88 625 738 365 515 631 897 599 503 UltraManEXE: Ha! UltraManEXE: Look at all that damage! Elekid090: (phycho hoe takes me to private bedroom) Elekid090: (screaming is heard) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: UM is a Dungeons and Dragons nerd UltraManEXE: I got the Coro 15-999 Elekid090: (runs out as fast as possible while limpin) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *chops down door* Elekid090: you do not want to go in there *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 189 916 168 925 791 725 49 139 813 674 877 184 195 514 87 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 794 24 724 840 621 140 794 154 902 897 558 971 902 393 802 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 344 581 725 511 513 523 243 562 661 62 242 545 246 437 65 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 333 237 88 63 83 708 203 876 862 111 779 427 89 688 819 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 891 38 407 622 549 920 151 791 488 812 852 729 363 105 172 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 428 437 409 516 499 491 231 702 374 100 813 159 526 901 847 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 352 799 884 759 427 439 685 578 237 179 397 96 908 759 200 Elekid090: (is dragged back in) *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 87 194 636 495 709 141 986 939 843 366 45 662 525 571 570 Elekid090: WARN THE WORLD OF THIS EVIL!!! UltraManEXE: ... Elekid090: (door slams again) UltraManEXE: *eats j00* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *stabs UM* UltraManEXE: *evades* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *makes zombie hump UM* Elekid090: ....(limps out) UltraManEXE: I am a GayFUQs Module Hater! UltraManEXE: lol Elekid090: thank god it's off of me XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yeah XiaoXiaoGhetto99: and on UM and his bad humor UltraManEXE: ... UltraManEXE: . UltraManEXE: . UltraManEXE: . UltraManEXE: . UltraManEXE has left the room. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: was it something I said? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol ConkertheGreat: *opens fire on other students again for the hell of it* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: good *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 3 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yay I knowhow to do it *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 4 *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 2 UltraManEXE has entered the room. UltraManEXE: I'm ba-ack! UltraManEXE: ... *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 4 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 767 435 683 230 462 735 631 339 160 85 877 109 109 991 435 *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 2 ConkertheGreat: *paints UM with a Rogue targetting laser* ConkertheGreat: *Rogue lunges* UltraManEXE: *has teh better rolls* *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 944 906 388 970 461 17 743 895 700 973 364 441 611 702 601 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yay! UltraManEXE: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: MM is my best student UltraManEXE: *unlunges rogue* ConkertheGreat: lol UltraManEXE: lol UltraManEXE: MM? ConkertheGreat: Me UltraManEXE: Who's that? UltraManEXE: AH! ConkertheGreat: ME XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Him!--^ UltraManEXE: *unleashes XBox* UltraManEXE: FOOL! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: AHH XiaoXiaoGhetto99: THE SATANS CONSOLE! Elekid090: (grabs a huge axe) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *gets hammer* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: UM likes Xbox... Elekid090: (goes into the private room) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lets kill him UltraManEXE: *uses XBox on hammer and axe* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: OMG Elekid090: ...LEAVE MY AXE ALONE N00B BOY!!!! Elekid090: (gets another axe) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: hes a n00berry UltraManEXE: ... Elekid090: (goes back into the "private room" XiaoXiaoGhetto99: a combo of n00b anfd f00berry Elekid090: (comes out with rouge's head) UltraManEXE: *murders MM* Elekid090: ...there...she can't hoe me anymore UltraManEXE: There. UltraManEXE: Now... UltraManEXE: *murders Weirdo* Elekid090: (the head's eyes open) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: AHH Elekid090: (dodges) UltraManEXE: Now I am your best student! Elekid090: (nukes UM) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: no youre not Elekid090: (then throws rouges head at him) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: You get a F- UltraManEXE: *makes Rogue's head... Um... *stares* * Elekid090: (rouges head hoes UM) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Weirdo gets a A UltraManEXE: F - UltraManEXE: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: MM gets a A+++ UltraManEXE: ... UltraManEXE: No. Elekid090: .....i thought i had an A+ because i showed you how to do this *OnlineHost*: Elekid090 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1 UltraManEXE: I get a A++++++++++++++++++++++++++plus+++++++++++++plus++++plusplus+++++ UltraManEXE: No, I showed him! Elekid090: lihar UltraManEXE: Bladez! UltraManEXE: If you want multiple sides put -sides(insert number here) Elekid090: Elekid090 rolled 15 999-sided dice: 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 UltraManEXE: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 3 ConkertheGreat: weeee *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 2 *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 2 82-sided dice: 50 41 UltraManEXE: See! Elekid090: xiao gets bad luck for EVAH!!! Elekid090: no more luck for you bladez XiaoXiaoGhetto99: roll//42314; XiaoXiaoGhetto99: damn *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 2 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: god fart it *OnlineHost*: Elekid090 rolled 2 666-sided dice: 53 340 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: how do you make 999 sided die? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: 666!!! UltraManEXE: Final rolled 15 999-sided dice: 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 Elekid090: ...now i need 1337 dice UltraManEXE: ... UltraManEXE: Say //roll - sides 999 UltraManEXE: WITHOUT THE SPACES! *OnlineHost*: Elekid090 rolled 2 999-sided dice: 116 663 Elekid090: ...darn it i said 1337 sided UltraManEXE: ... UltraManEXE: It only goes to 999 Elekid090: ...aim sux UltraManEXE: Trillian = Teh Bomb Elekid090: (is suddenly hoed by what's left of rouge) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: oh Elekid090: (while the head chases UM) *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 5 UltraManEXE: Yay! *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 999-sided dice: 567 603 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: why is it only 2 dice? *OnlineHost*: UltraManEXE rolled 15 999-sided dice: 390 883 940 530 529 235 584 563 500 105 614 514 520 370 508 Elekid090: ....anyone want to meet the famous announcer of pantmon? UltraManEXE: ... UltraManEXE: *snaps you* Elekid090: WELL TOO BAD!!! *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 999-sided dice: 307 568 Elekid090: (invites him) GSGoldNES has entered the room. Elekid090: yayyy...now we can play pantmon XiaoXiaoGhetto99: whos he? Elekid090: one of the most unfair games in the universe GSGoldNES: one second GSGoldNES: in need to get in the mood Elekid090: gotcha GSGoldNES: Which PERSONALITY should NARRATOR have? GSGoldNES: Violent, Soothing, or Unfair? Elekid090: ...well i like violent XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yeah Elekid090: ....senceless violence all the way XiaoXiaoGhetto99: so how do we play? GSGoldNES: VILOENT it is!@ GSGoldNES: It's like pokemon Elekid090: ...well it's like pokemon but insane ConkertheGreat: oh right GSGoldNES: You send out a pantmon and you pick attacks and junk ConkertheGreat: I should probably get ot bed ConkertheGreat: like ConkertheGreat: now ConkertheGreat: cya Elekid090: ...and i get dibs on zombie hoe, rouge ConkertheGreat has left the room. GSGoldNES: once i hype up it gets downright halarious. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: oh ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Like Yu-Gi-On Crack Elekid090: you know i'd like to test out the idea of yu-gi-pants too Elekid090: ......mind reader XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol GSGoldNES: NARRATOR doesn't play YU GI OH! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO! GSGoldNES: Elekid, please enter the parking lot! Elekid090: ..ermm...okay GSGoldNES: Xiao, please enter the parking lot! Elekid090: (enters parking lot) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: BITE ME!!! GSGoldNES: XIAO is BIT! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: >_< GSGoldNES: XIAO needs a BANDAGE, badly! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ow... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: fine I'll go... UltraManEXE: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *mutters*moron GSGoldNES: Please select pantmon! GSGoldNES: NARRATOR heard that! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: no you didnt! Elekid090: ...i send the hoe rouge zombie style GSGoldNES: Go! ROUGE! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I send out Preperation H GSGoldNES: ROUGE makeup! Now available at your local cosmetic stores! UltraManEXE: *summons something* GSGoldNES: GO! PREPERATION H! UltraManEXE: lol Elekid090: ROUGE GET IN BED WITH PREPERATION H! GSGoldNES: RABID POLITIONS buy PREPERATION H! GSGoldNES: PREPERATION H fainted! UltraManEXE: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: wtf? Elekid090: ....yayyy XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I send out UltraManEXE: ... Elekid090: ...see either way this game is unfair XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Windows98! GSGoldNES: RABID POLITIONS also buy ROUGE! Elekid090: ...no XiaoXiaoGhetto99: AHAHAHAAH UltraManEXE: *summons Coil Snake LV 7598743985687465874365874365874396* GSGoldNES: The battle is pointless! Go! WINDOWS98! Elekid090: ...you can't buy a hoe/bat UltraManEXE: Ha! UltraManEXE: Beat that! GSGoldNES: ULTRAMAN is not PARTICIPATING yet! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *eats UM* UltraManEXE: *participates* Elekid090: ..SHE'S THE RECORD HOLDER FOR BAT WITH TEH BIGGEST BOOBS!! GSGoldNES: XAIO withdrew WINDOWS98! UltraManEXE: LIAR! Elekid090: ..YOU CAN'T BUY HER!!!!! GSGoldNES: XIAO sent out UM! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: LIAR! UltraManEXE: *uses Hub .bat UltraManEXE: Ha! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *takes tire and smashes it against the announcer* GSGoldNES: Ultraman used HUB.BAT! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: its a parking lot after all UltraManEXE: I am now... UNSTOPPABLE! GSGoldNES: Hubbats! Now replacing hubcaps worldwide! GSGoldNES: ANNOUNCER died! GSGoldNES: ...but NARRATOR remains! Elekid090: ....my god...you killed the zombie Elekid090: i mean narrator Elekid090: .....typo Elekid090: ...a weird one... UltraManEXE: *summons Final Narrator* LordKirbyX has entered the room. GSGoldNES: OAK: Ultraman! It's not time to use taht! Elekid090: w00t GSGoldNES: LORD KIRBY appeared! Elekid090: ...call him nvx LordKirbyX: yes GSGoldNES: LORD KIRBY was renamed NVX! UltraManEXE: DAD's advice... There is a time for everything. GSGoldNES: THAT is hard to REMEMBER! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I SEND OUT SOUP CAN!!! GSGoldNES: THAT is hard! GSGoldNES: Go! SOUP CAN! LordKirbyX: call me nvx XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yeah XiaoXiaoGhetto99: call him that GSGoldNES: NARRATOR cannot make a funny joke now, so SOUP CAN stays alive! Elekid090: i send out non zombie rouge XiaoXiaoGhetto99: YAY GSGoldNES: NARRATOR is actually ad libbing all this! GSGoldNES: Go! NON ZOMBIE ROUGE! LordKirbyX: moo GSGoldNES: NVX used MOO! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *throws a cow on Narrator* GSGoldNES: Critical hit! GSGoldNES: NARRATOR is only NARRATING, not FIGHTING! LordKirbyX: yay! UltraManEXE: CHAMPION LANCE wants to fight! GSGoldNES: ULTRAMAN must SHUT UP! GSGoldNES: A fight is GOING ON NOW! LordKirbyX: *is asleep* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *puts narrator on a gulliotine* GSGoldNES: NARRATOR is a disemboded voice in the SKY! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: class is over so you dont have to sleep GSGoldNES: ATTACK filed miserably! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: we're fighting now UltraManEXE: CHAMPION LANCE has a cow (not really, but a Miltank, nonetheless!) GSGoldNES: ATTACK was FILED! GSGoldNES: ULTRAMAN needs to shut up, AGAIN! LordKirbyX: *Is still aslep* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE! GSGoldNES: Go! AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE! LordKirbyX: *yawns* GSGoldNES: Your singing is GOD AWFUL and should be put off the air! UltraManEXE: *sends out GeorgeBush* GSGoldNES: NON ZOMBIE ROUGE fainted! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *pees on Narrator* GSGoldNES: ULTRAMAN sent out GEORGEBUSH! Elekid090: ..... LordKirbyX: GO ULTIMATE THINGY THAT KILLS EVERYONE! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: YAY GSGoldNES: NARRATOR is a disembodied voice in the sky, can't you get that through your head!? GSGoldNES: NVX sent out ULITMATETHINGYTHATKILLSEVERYONE! GSGoldNES: EVERYBODY fainted! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *gives everyone ear plugs* UltraManEXE: *tells GeorgeBush to use Shock and Aw attack* GSGoldNES: EVERYBODY was actually the name of a person! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: now you cant hear that damn voice in the sky XiaoXiaoGhetto99: what? GSGoldNES: GEORGEBUSh used SHOCK AND AW! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: i cant hear you! LordKirbyX: moo GSGoldNES: GEORGEBUSH is in AWE at the 100,000 volts through his BONES! GSGoldNES: GEORGEBUSH fainted! Elekid090: go pied pickle LordKirbyX: *all earplugs are now poisoned* UltraManEXE: Saddam Hussein Appears! Elekid090: ...pied pickle make everyone pruny GSGoldNES: GO! PIED PICKLE! GSGoldNES: Pie pickle pi pickle pi pickle! GSGoldNES: Ultraman sent out SADDAM! LordKirbyX: um LordKirbyX: GO NARRATOR! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO SEAMAN UltraManEXE: Shock and Aw is a hit all attack! GSGoldNES: NVX sent out NARRATOR! GSGoldNES: NVX is a wise, wise PANTMON player! UltraManEXE: Shock and Aw hits Saddam Hussein! Elekid090: ...return pied pickle LordKirbyX: KILL THE NARROTOR NOW! GSGoldNES: ULTRMAN is obviously FIGHTING himself! UltraManEXE: IT'S HYPERLY SUPER EFFECTIVE! GSGoldNES: NARRATOR killed the NARROTOR! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: WHERE IS MY SEAMAN?!!?!?!?! GSGoldNES: YOU have not issued ATTACKS to it! GSGoldNES: It was a little OBVIOUS! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ATTACK THE DAMN VOICE!!!!! UltraManEXE: Sends out a rubber chicken! GSGoldNES: VOICES cannot be attacked! GSGoldNES: VOICES compell SEAMAN to jump off cliff! GSGoldNES: ULTRAMAN sent out RUBBER CHICKEN! Elekid090: ...GO DOOMPUFF XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO WEINER! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ATTACK EVERYONE! GSGoldNES: Elekid sent out DOOMPUFF! Elekid090: DOOMPUFF EAT EVERYONE!!!! GSGoldNES: XIAO sent out WEINER! GSGoldNES: DOOMPUFF used EAT EVERYONE! UltraManEXE: Rubber Chicken uses RUBBER TREE GROW THINGAMABOBBER DILLY! GSGoldNES: EVERYONE is already dead! Elekid090: ....shit GSGoldNES: WEINER attacked EVERYONE! GSGoldNES: But EVERYONE is dead! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: i hate you GSGoldNES: RUBBER CHICKEN used RUBBER TREE GROW BLAHBLAHBLAH! Elekid090: DOOMPUFF EAT WEINER!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: EXPLODE WEINER! GSGoldNES: No effect! GSGoldNES: DOOMPUFF ate the exploding weiner! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: New one GSGoldNES: DOOMPUFF and WEINER fainted! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Go GSGoldNES! Elekid090: ....but doompuff is invincible to exploding Elekid090: ....he is he is he is UltraManEXE: Rubber Chicked uses Rubber Bock! Elekid090: you used him GSGoldNES: OAK: Xiao! its' not time to use that! GSGoldNES: RUBBER CHICKEN used RUBBER BOCK! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Go GSGoldNES! UltraManEXE: Darn it! GSGoldNES: NO effect! *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 1 GSGoldNES: OAK: Xiao! its' not time to use that! LordKirbyX: I CHOSE WEIRDO! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES!Go GSGoldNES! GSGoldNES: OAK: Xiao! its' not time to use that! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Go GSGoldNES! Elekid090: okay let's try another kind of zombie hoe rouge GSGoldNES: VMX used WEIRDO! LordKirbyX: ... GSGoldNES: OAK: Elekid! its' not time to use that! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: NVX LordKirbyX: IT GSGoldNES: NVX! UltraManEXE: DAD's advice... There is a time for everything Elekid090: ...is not GSGoldNES: TOO many names to REMEMBER LordKirbyX: Is XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Go GSGoldNES! LordKirbyX: NV Elekid090: GO CRIMSON HEAD ZOMBIE HOE ROUGE!!! GSGoldNES: Go! GSGOLDNES! LordKirbyX: er NVX! Elekid090: ..MWA HA HA HA HA!!! LordKirbyX: YOU IDIOT! GSGoldNES: OAK: elekid! its' not time to use that! Elekid090: she's a zombie LordKirbyX: NOW YOU DIE! Elekid090: .... GSGoldNES: NOW will DIE! GSGoldNES: NOW died! Elekid090: ..a hoe..and a crimson head XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO EVERLASTING DARKNESS UltraManEXE: gtg UltraManEXE: bye XiaoXiaoGhetto99: bye UltraManEXE has left the room. LordKirbyX: No GSGoldNES: Go! EVERLASTING DARKNESS! GSGoldNES: It is HARD to keep up with the SCRIPT! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Now nobody can see anything GSGoldNES: Has anyone realized how HARD it is to AD LIB THESE!? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: no Elekid090: (sends out crimson head rouge anyway) LordKirbyX: I mean you GSGoldNES...you must die now! You didn't spell my name right XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *mutters*ass GSGoldNES: Go! CRIMSON HEAD ROUGE! GSGoldNES: DONKEY is offended! GSGoldNES: DONKEY kicks XIAO! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Wanna all attack the narrator? LordKirbyX: wait a sec! GSGoldNES: ELEKID is too SMART to do THAT! Elekid090: crimson head rouge hoe bladez(xiao) LordKirbyX: *Uses powers to give GSGoldNES a body* Elekid090: (that's right GSGoldNES: Attacked failed! LordKirbyX: Nope Elekid090: even though i killed him before twice) GSGoldNES: But NARRATOR NARRATED it! LordKirbyX: You're standing right there XiaoXiaoGhetto99: CURSES!!!!!!!11 LordKirbyX: look Elekid090: ...well..umm GSGoldNES: YOU do not understand the NARRATOR's power! LordKirbyX: see XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *curses* *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 3 LordKirbyX: I'M A AUTHOR FOOBERRY! GSGoldNES: THAT is GSGLODNES! *OnlineHost*: XiaoXiaoGhetto99 rolled 2 666-sided dice: 153 255 GSGoldNES: THAT equals 408! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: -_- GSGoldNES: NARRATOR can't add! LordKirbyX: Author=Narrator GSGoldNES: NARRATO is not AUTHOR! LordKirbyX: I mean GSGoldNES: THIS is not a FANFIC! LordKirbyX: Author>Narrator Elekid090: CS ROUGE USE GET IN BED ATTACK ON NVX!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Next person to talk is raped by Richard simmons! Elekid090: ...i mean CH rouge XiaoXiaoGhetto99: AHAHAHAHA Elekid090: ....CS is a game Elekid090: ...dammit XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Weirdo is raped!! GSGoldNES: "Attack failed!" Boomed the loud voice, peple usually ponder what that voice actually does all day, but he keeps his job done. GSGoldNES: THAT is a FANFIC! Elekid090: .... GSGoldNES: A really CRAPPY one at that! Elekid090: ...what is a fanfic LordKirbyX: I summon Ricahrd Simmons to destroy the crimson Head Rouge Elekid090: ....CH ROUGE HOE RICHARD SIMMONS TO DEATH!!!!! GSGoldNES: NVX summoned RICAHRD SIMMONS! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Person below is raped by male strippers! LordKirbyX: *Becomes a narrator* GSGoldNES: LORD KIRBY is narrator Elekid090: ...like...smother boobies on him or something XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Im the announcer! Elekid090: ........get naked mabye LordKirbyX: *Destroys the other narrator GSGoldNES: Go! Popcorn! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: BJORK LESNAR WILL KEEL ALL OF YOU GSGoldNES: Popcorn, use your POP attack. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *chokeslams GS* LordKirbyX: POP HAS NO EFFECT! GSGoldNES: We fight with pantmon, dummy. Elekid090: CH ROUGE! BOOBSLAM BLADEZ!!!! GSGoldNES: Popcorn, use your Corny Joke attack! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO VILLAGE PEOPLE! LordKirbyX: CH ROUGE USES BOOBSLAM ON BLADEZ! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: RAPE THE 5TH POSTER AFTER THIS ONE! LordKirbyX: popcorn has no effect Elekid090: 2 Elekid090: 3 Elekid090: 4 LordKirbyX: I'm a narrator I can't be raped! Elekid090: CH ROUGE GET NAKED IN FRONT OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!! GSGoldNES: he has a point. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yes XiaoXiaoGhetto99: but GSGoldNES: Popcorn, hand out free popcorn to village people! LordKirbyX: VILLAGRE PEOPLE ARE D$ESTROYED! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: weirdo posted after him XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *kicks out GS* Elekid090: ....go to hell XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Now im a narrator LordKirbyX: Nope LordKirbyX: I am GSGoldNES: NVX is narrating. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ZD GSGoldNES: Idiot. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: who are you then LordKirbyX: GS SENDS OUT IDIOT! GSGoldNES: Alright! LordKirbyX: IDIOT KILLS HIMSELF! GSGoldNES: Idiot! Yos- GSGoldNES: dangit XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Go Special Ed!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO XiaoXiaoGhetto99: BRB GSGoldNES: I choose you! Kit-Kat! LordKirbyX: SPECIAL ED APPEARS! LordKirbyX: Kit kat appears but is broken off LordKirbyX: brb' GSGoldNES: argh GSGoldNES: may i narrate then? Elekid090: CH ROUGE GET A JOB AT PLAYBOY!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ill narrate GSGoldNES: sure XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok Elekid090: ...he's gonna kill rouge i know it XiaoXiaoGhetto99: CH ROGUE gets a job at PLAYBOY! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: CH ROGUE uses centerfold! GSGoldNES: Popcorn! Use Corny Jokes! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: CH ROGUE is unpopular and ends up poor! Elekid090: dammit GSGoldNES: I issued an attack... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: POPCORN uses CORNY JOKES and annoy the crap out of CH ROGUE and kills her! GSGoldNES: alright Elekid090: ..NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GSGoldNES: first time i'm a battler and i'm on a hot streak! Elekid090: okay then how bout the return of the pied pickle XiaoXiaoGhetto99: WEIRDO cries like a baby! Elekid090: ...my ass Elekid090: ....that's tail's job Elekid090: tails' job* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: WEIRDO fondles his ASS XiaoXiaoGhetto99: This match is brought to you by Snickers Cruncher!Crunchy! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: And Twix!It's all in the mix! Elekid090: .....okay...i'll try another varaition of rouge...that slut is cathing on like the topless FF7 characters did at the start Elekid090: ...well the topless femlale ones...>.> XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: what the who?!?! Elekid090: okaay go ghost rouge XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Go GHOST ROGUE! Elekid090: ...at the beginning of pantmon people were using topless female characters from FF7 Elekid090: it was a devistating force GSGoldNES: I however narrated them away. Elekid090: of course GSGoldNES: By using the ancient power of the 1337. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: YES GSGoldNES: Passed down from generation to generation of narrators. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Summon something Elekid090: okay ghost rouge hoe popcorn in it's sleep GSGoldNES: ...okay so I just killed them off... GSGoldNES: silly rouge! Popcorn no sleep! Elekid090: ...well ummm Elekid090: (whacks popcorn with a hammer)now it's in a deeeeep sleep XiaoXiaoGhetto99: POPCORN no SLEEP! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GR hammers POPCORN! GSGoldNES: i really gotta go XiaoXiaoGhetto99: OH OK GSGoldNES: there are too many windows open XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ? Elekid090: dammit XiaoXiaoGhetto99: mr.popular XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol GSGoldNES has left the room. Elekid090: ....close some other ones Elekid090: ...shit XiaoXiaoGhetto99: man XiaoXiaoGhetto99: well its just us Elekid090: ...we can't play because nvx is silent XiaoXiaoGhetto99: www.actsofgord.com XiaoXiaoGhetto99: funny video game stories XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yeah LordKirbyX: sorry diareahhea Elekid090: ...don't make fun of me XiaoXiaoGhetto99: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>XD LordKirbyX: DAMN YOU TACO BELL! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I like Taco Bell LordKirbyX: i ain't makin' fun of you XiaoXiaoGhetto99: >_>; Elekid090: well you know i have it LordKirbyX: me too but it makes me have diareahea in like an hour of eating it LordKirbyX: cut the pokemon stuff Elekid090: (is hoed by ghost rouge) LordKirbyX: lets go on a Road trip! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: "Do you have any used dual shock controllers?" XiaoXiaoGhetto99: "No I don't." XiaoXiaoGhetto99: "Yes you do!" XiaoXiaoGhetto99: "I do?" XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Right there!" XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: http://www.actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter02.html XiaoXiaoGhetto99: the rest of the story XiaoXiaoGhetto99: well XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Here we are LordKirbyX: WEIRDO DRIVE NOW! LEAVE BLADEZ BEHIND! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *jumps in trunk Elekid090: (hops in stolen mercades bens clk gtr) LordKirbyX: DAMN IT WEIRDO! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: whats this? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Playboys?!?!Must be NVX's Elekid090: (sometime later) LordKirbyX: yes LordKirbyX: they are XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yeah XiaoXiaoGhetto99: um LordKirbyX: now stop whacking XiaoXiaoGhetto99: could you guys get me out of here? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: hush you LordKirbyX: NEVAR! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: its freakin 99 deegress in this trunks LordKirbyX: YOU WILL SUFFOCATE! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *trunkl LordKirbyX: mwahahahahahaha! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: no theres an airhole LordKirbyX: damn XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol LordKirbyX: well then you can some beer Elekid090: there should be...it's a race car LordKirbyX: hey doesn't it have booster rockets in the TRUNK!? Elekid090: no Elekid090: ...it's not a fictional race car LordKirbyX: YES THEY DO! Elekid090: no they don't LordKirbyX: *pushes button* LordKirbyX: *car farts* LordKirbyX: uh LordKirbyX: *pushes another button* Elekid090: ...hey i made that up Elekid090: ...when i was like 5 man...5 LordKirbyX: *Boosters turn on and burn bladez* LordKirbyX: YAY! Elekid090: ...well he is'nt dead LordKirbyX: *OMG WE ARE GONNA HIT RICHARD SIMMONS! Elekid090: you know...i remeber i do have a rule for my car LordKirbyX: that is? Elekid090: no one sits in the trunk unless uncontious Elekid090: ...(activates trunk oven) Elekid090: or dead LordKirbyX: Um. LordKirbyX: yay!] Elekid090: ...this used to be the world's fastest pizza delevery car Elekid090: ..so it has an oven in the trunk to keep things waaarm LordKirbyX: burnburnburnburn! LordKirbyX: MWAHAHA! LordKirbyX: *Pushes button* LordKirbyX: *Oven goes to tempertures of like touching the sun* XiaoXiaoGhetto99 has left the room. Elekid090: ....i've heard that there's a real live lazer Elekid090: it's about 3 times as hot as the sun LordKirbyX: yay he died! LordKirbyX: O.O Elekid090: it's on a boeing jet LordKirbyX: THAT LASER WOULD KILL! Elekid090: a passenger line Elekid090: ...it DOES kill...it's a real lazer LordKirbyX: GO LOTAD! Elekid090: ...fully complete and workin LordKirbyX: KILL EM ALL! Elekid090: and on a turrent Elekid090: you know...i need to work on my comic...badly LordKirbyX: yay lotad kill the pirates! LordKirbyX: GO LOTAD! Elekid090: ...oh well...what's your e-mail...i kinda wantsta show you something LordKirbyX: weirdking@hotmail.com Elekid090: there Elekid090: sent Elekid090: ...and i hafta give meleemaster credit for it Elekid090: ...although if i was as bored all the time as him i could have done it myself Elekid090: and if i was'nt afraid of it Elekid090: MWA HA HA HA HA!!!! LordKirbyX: moo LordKirbyX: LOTAD KILL! Elekid090: well did you see it LordKirbyX: I'm going LordKirbyX: OMG! LordKirbyX: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elekid090: MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Elekid090: ...oh well i'm leaving after i save this chat LordKirbyX: MOMMY MOMMY MAKE IT GO AWAY! Elekid090: ...i think gaming 101 is getting big LordKirbyX: w00t! LOTAD LEARNED ASBORB! LordKirbyX: I have three female pokemon and three male pokemon Elekid090: gotcha Elekid090: ...3 more things for zombie rouge to hoe Elekid090: ...well bye LordKirbyX: Lvl.7 LOTAD-Grass/Water Elekid090: .....WELL BYE!!! LordKirbyX: Lvl.7 RALTS-Psychic LordKirbyX: Lvl.8 Torchic-Fire Elekid090: .......umm...you're susposted to say bye back Elekid090: ...meanie unsocial person LordKirbyX: bye Elekid090: there...good nvxington LordKirbyX: but I want to tell you my pokemon! LordKirbyX: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!? Elekid090: ...nvxington Elekid090: ..BYE!!!!!!! LordKirbyX has left the room.