You have just entered room "Video Gaming 101."
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: toooooooooooooooooooooons
Elekid090: uh huhhhh
ConkertheGreat has entered the room.
Ultrarad Roy 666 has entered the room.
Ultrarad Roy 666: hiiiiii
Elekid090: ...wazzzzzzup
ConkertheGreat: who are you and what are you doing
Ultrarad Roy 666: theres this weirdo named HOTMEGASEXGIRL on AIM 
Ultrarad Roy 666: she's asking my ASL o_O
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Good boy
Elekid090: .......destroy...now
Ultrarad Roy 666: everyone IM her
Elekid090: ...i'm afraid of creepy hoes
Elekid090: ....ever scince zombie rouge happened
Ultrarad Roy 666: LOL
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: isnt that her asleep in the cage?
ConkertheGreat: no
ConkertheGreat: shes dead
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *throws weirdo to the cage*
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: shes a zombie
ConkertheGreat: I killed the master zombie
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: shes already dead
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: oh
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: then thats godd
Elekid090: BUH BUH
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *good
ConkertheGreat: no more zombie
ConkertheGreat: just ho
Elekid090: ....well still
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: So
Elekid090: ...she'll still hoe me then someone will kill her then she'll be a zombie again
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Wanna begin class or do random things while I'll yell at you?
ConkertheGreat: I wanna burp
ConkertheGreat: and throw stuff at people
Elekid090: ......class
Elekid090: start it
Elekid090: .....now
Elekid090: (is again mauled by rouge)
ConkertheGreat: *blech*
Elekid090: (and hoed too)
Ultrarad Roy 666: <_<
Elekid090: (which are pretty much the same thing now)
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok
Ultrarad Roy 666: if you ask my ASL, you get lies. all lies.
Elekid090: ....gotcha
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Lemme guess
ConkertheGreat: *kills Weirdo*
Elekid090: ...A/S/L?
Elekid090: ow
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: you are 44/IT/Parent's Basement
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: thats weirdo's pretty much
Elekid090: ermmm
Elekid090: no
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yes
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: everyone take out their Bow and Arrows
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Target Practice
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: First light the arrowhead on fire
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: and shoot at the rogue ho thing
ConkertheGreat: I am 400/Galactic Standard Time/ Dagobah
ConkertheGreat: and Yoda
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *demonstrates*
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: -5/M/Fetus
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: shoot
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *silence*
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: o_o
Elekid090: .....AHHH IT'S HOEING ME!!!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: *shoots Weirdo again*
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Shoot it quick!
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ...
ConkertheGreat: I did
Elekid090: ow
ConkertheGreat: lol
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Well at least you got his left eye
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: so
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: B+
Elekid090: KILL IT IT'S HOEING ME!!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: *shoots Rogue with a Tranq*
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Weirdo gets an Incomplete
Elekid090: ...thank you lord
ConkertheGreat: *Rogue falls asleep on Weirdo*
ConkertheGreat: *laughes histerically*
Elekid090: AHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Even though MM didnt follow instructions,he still got it.So A
Ultrarad Roy 666: im loving this convo with that HOTMEGASEXGIRL person...its controversally challenged yet entertaining
Elekid090: ...heh
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ...
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: invite her here
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: heh no!
Ultrarad Roy 666: okay
Elekid090: ...GET IT OFF!!!!!!
Ultrarad Roy 666: it'll make good for the site ^_^
Elekid090: ...oh lord
Elekid090: ....at least get it off me before another hoe comes
Ultrarad Roy 666: ive invited
Elekid090: ...I CAN'T TAKE TOO HOES AT ONE TIME
HOTMEGASEXGIRL has entered the room.
HOTMEGASEXGIRL: hi
Elekid090: .....GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!
Ultrarad Roy 666: ive told the chat about you
Ultrarad Roy 666: :-) you're so cheesy
HOTMEGASEXGIRL: :-(
Ultrarad Roy 666: who are you and what do you want with me
Elekid090: I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE LEFT EYE AND THERE'S A ZOMBIE ASLEEP ON ME HELP GET IT OFF!!!!!!
HOTMEGASEXGIRL has left the room.
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ...
ConkertheGreat: its not a zombie
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: she left
ConkertheGreat: idiot
Elekid090: .....umm
Ultrarad Roy 666: that was...stupid
Elekid090: it still looks like a zombie
ConkertheGreat: *shoots Weirdo in the right eye*
Elekid090: ...wait a sec
Ultrarad Roy 666: *smokes some fake pot*
Elekid090: ...i only have one eye
Elekid090: ...oh well i've been shot in the head twice and there's a hoe asleep on me
Elekid090: ...GET IT OFF BEFORE IT BOOBAFIES ME!!!!!!!
Elekid090: AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH!!!!!!!!
Elekid090: ...AND SOMEONE SHOT OUT MY EYE AND I NEED A SERGON...NO WAIT MICHEAL JACKSON!!!!!!!!
Elekid090: HELP ME LORD!!!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: *teleports weirdo to a burlap sack int eh back of the room*
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Good
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: A+
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Next Lesson
Elekid090: ........well that stops the hoe being on me
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: How To Kill Zombies
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: First
Elekid090: ...NOW GET ME A SURGON!!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: I know
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: make a cross with your fingers
ConkertheGreat: shoot it in the head
Ultrarad Roy 666: SHISHKABOB
ConkertheGreat: or burn it
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: then get some ballons
Elekid090: ....pr...you'd get me a surgon...right?
ConkertheGreat: as Death says in Conker's BAd Fur day
Elekid090: someone
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: throw them at the zombie
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: light the zombie on fire
ConkertheGreat: "Shotgun blast to the head. No more, no less"
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: wash it with gasoline
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: but you first need to make a sacrifice
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: whos want to volunteer?
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Weirdo?
Elekid090: NO NO NO!!!!!!
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I saw your hand!
ConkertheGreat: he's in the burlap sack
Elekid090: did not
Elekid090: that was my ass
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I still saw it
Elekid090: ....SO KISS IT!!!!!
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: everone throw Weirdo on the zombie
Elekid090: and get me an eye surgon
Elekid090: .....NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: its not the zombie ho you idiot
ConkertheGreat: its a jsut plain zombie
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: duh
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: unless you want the zombie ho
Elekid090: ...NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok
ConkertheGreat: which is no more
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: MM you can throw him
ConkertheGreat: becaus eI killed the first zombie
ConkertheGreat: eh
Elekid090: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: sure
ConkertheGreat: only i if I get money
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ...
Elekid090: wait a sec
Elekid090: ...may i offer a suggerstion
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: throw or you get an F an no nappy time for you
Elekid090: ...suggestion
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *and
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: fine
Elekid090: ....sacrifice bill gates
ConkertheGreat: yeah
ConkertheGreat: thats good
Elekid090: .......and get me a surgon
ConkertheGreat: no
ConkertheGreat: go get one yourself you freeloader
Elekid090: ...i can't because now i'm blind
ConkertheGreat: no your not
ConkertheGreat: you have one eye
Elekid090: ...and you shot it
Elekid090: ...my head is an eyeball and you shot it
ConkertheGreat: call 1-800-SUR-GEON
SSBB202 has entered the room.
ConkertheGreat: or 911
Elekid090: YES SSBB HELP ME I NEED A SURGON!!!
SSBB202: oh...sweet jesus
ConkertheGreat: that would work
SSBB202: * pulls out handgun *
Elekid090: GO ASK MICHEAL JACKSON WHERE HE KEEPS HIS!!!!!!
Elekid090: ...oh god no
ConkertheGreat: thats a plastic surgeon
ConkertheGreat: idiot
SSBB202: * shoots weirdo in the head *
ConkertheGreat: I already have
ConkertheGreat: twice
Elekid090: ..........well jeez that's the third shot in my head
Elekid090: ...gimme a break
SSBB202: good
SSBB202: Maybe it's your last
SSBB202: >_>;;
ConkertheGreat: *calls Dr.Mario even though he's not a surgeon*
Elekid090: ...i'm dead
ConkertheGreat: *Dr.Mario shoots weirdo in the head*
Elekid090: ...i'm as good as dead
Elekid090: HEY!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: *Dr.Mario leaves*
ConkertheGreat: uh
ConkertheGreat: riiiight
Elekid090: THAT WAS'NT SUSPOSTED TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
ConkertheGreat: *calls Surgeon Mario and he heals Weirdo magically*
Elekid090: ...thank you
Elekid090: ...(gets out of sack)
ConkertheGreat: Should I shoot him agian?
Elekid090: .....(sits down calmly)
Elekid090: (hides under desk)
ConkertheGreat: I still have 4 rounds left
XiaoXiaoGhetto99: brb guys
XiaoXiaoGhetto99 has left the room.
Elekid090: (hides yet more)
SSBB202: * shoots MM in the leg for fun *
Elekid090: (sics drunken rouge on MM)
ConkertheGreat: ow
ConkertheGreat: too bad I have that shield from Perfect Dark to protect me
ConkertheGreat: NAHAHAHHAHA
ConkertheGreat: *punches out Rouge*
ConkertheGreat: *shoots SSBB in the head 4 times*
ConkertheGreat: *reloads(
Elekid090: (passes out toast with cinnimon)
Elekid090: (for no reason)
SSBB202: I have matrix skillz
Elekid090: mmmmm
SSBB202: And dodged
SSBB202: w00t
Elekid090: cinnimon
ConkertheGreat: no you don't
SSBB202: You guys use illegal ROMS don't you  >:o
Elekid090: .....no
Elekid090: ...i use a cube shaped system
Elekid090: with minature discs
Elekid090: ...with the nintendo seal of approval
Elekid090: ...and stuff
Ultrarad Roy 666 has left the room.
Elekid090: ...dangit
Elekid090: this has never happened before
Elekid090: the chat died suddenly
Elekid090: NO YOU CAN'T DIE!!!!!
Elekid090: (suddenly gets hoed again by...you should know by now)
ConkertheGreat: heh
ConkertheGreat: *sends Rogue back to Sega land*
ConkertheGreat: *seals all portals to Sega land*
Elekid090: ...well you caused it
ConkertheGreat: did not
Elekid090: .....you're filler caused the portal to open up
Elekid090: ...and the rest of them are probably running around in meh comic
Elekid090: ....OOOH SPOILER!!!!!
Elekid090: ummm
Elekid090: i'm gonna have more cinimon
Elekid090: ....
Elekid090: well now that everyone knows that my next comic will be attacked by sega thanx to your filler i'm gonna leave
Elekid090: ....bye

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