2. lame appearances by former reality television contestants on bad sitcoms
3. Those extreme dating shows where people get thrown off of the date
4. Lynda Lopez-JLo's sister
5. realizing that I am too old to enjoy Avril Lavigne's song Sk8tR Boy
6. being a bridesmaid
7. student loans
8. dragging my laundry to the cleaners
9. running out of toilet paper
10. cleaning behind the toilet
11. drunken celebrity acceptance speeches at award shows
12. unnecessary email chains at work
13. itchy winter skin
14. girls wearing neckties
15. not getting into Pilates class because it is too crowded
16. Felipe grabbing my breasts when I work at the Risotteria
17. Creating my monthly report for work
18. Bitchy queens
19. Couples displaying their love
20. Restricted phone calls
21. when my mother hangs up on me to talk to my sister
22. movie trailers with that Vanessa Carlton song in it
23. mayo
24. ketchup
25. cheese
26. relish
27. Paula Abdul's comeback
28. Having gynecological surgery--again!
29. The MTA-I'm not getting my $1.50's worth as it is
30. the recession
31. Hillary Swank--I'd wish she'd just give up
32. Bloomberg's ban on smoking--this is not LA.
33. Bitchy HR people who work at Conde Nast
34. Jan Carlson fillng in for Mary Hart on ET
35. Buying a new bathing suit
36. Fundraisers that masquerade as "parties"
37. Cash Bar
38. The ongoing feeling that a terrorist attack can happen at any time
39. Guys who say that the will call you, and don't
40. The percentage that the Coinstar machine takes out of your change
41. Rappers mudering each other
42. Cloning--it freaks me out and I don't understand it
43. Monday mornings
44. Inefficient clerks at check-out counters
45. Joan Rivers--she's completely lost it
46. "Storm watches"
47. Going away on business to Indianopolis
48. Not having a real pet whippet
49. Disappearing boyfriends
50 Allergies and asthma