"I'll bum you into next week"
We meet Simply Red mega star. What kind of man is he? What do the public think? A What is to Burn exclusive into his fat, red head.
So, the time has come. Who is hot and Who is not?  Will it be the soft focus, airbrushed photo of me in a tux or the five year old picture of Matt in a gay cowboy hat?

You Decide.

Funemployment. Long winded, mostly stolen  article on what it is really like not to work.