We are the knights who say "w00t!"



Name: Lord Ceres
Character Class: Mage and part-time Paladin
Specialty: Any spell / Phenomenal defensive auras.
Level: 67 / 51
Alignment: Neutral Good
Comments: Lord Ceres's Diablo II play demonstrates a reckless attitude towards most demons, as he often charges into a room with swords blazing. He has the highest defense of any of the knights and makes a formidable ally. He also has is a mage that is insanely powerful. He's training to reach level 67 so that he can wear his amulet which has +20% to all resistances and +2 to all sorceress skills, among other things.






Name: Lord Gerdef
Character Class: Philosofical Barbarian
Specialty: Axes
Level: 41
Alignment: True Neutral
Comments: We must all congratulate Lord Gerdef for being a Lord at such a low level (38). Upon his first venture into Hell difficulty, he can bearly handle the zombies. Lord Gerdef is a sturdy barbarian that has mastered Axes. This was an error, but one that he cannot correct. He is proud to leap arround at demons while Ceres is fighting them in close combat. His Leap Attack is powerful, but has gotten him into the "Afterlife bug" repeatedly. This annoys him, but when it first happened, he said, "I gotta go back to the afterlife sometime. It was fun!" As a barbarian, he can be a devastating combonation with a Paladin.



Name: Lydia
Character Class: Disciple of Asmodeus
Specialty: General evil and treachery
Level: 19
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Comments: Don't be fooled by that innocent and charming smile. Here is evil. Fear her. Always give her plenty of reason to not stab you in the back. Outside of roleplay, Lydia is a wonderful person and a great friend. But in roleplay, the evil... it's too powerful!








Name: Sir Logic
Character Class: Mage
Specialty: Ice and lightning
Level: 34
Alignment: Neutral Good
Comments: He looks like a greek philosofer. Logic is a powerful mage, and would work well with a close combat warrior. His Glacial Spike can keep enemies immobolized while dealing significant damage. Or more accurately, it was significant when he was in Normal. In Nightmare, he is having trouble. He is very helpful, but gets careless sometimes. When he's not fighting demons, he's thinking, or at least that's what he looks like he's doing.








Name: Lord Zach
Character Class: Mage
Specialty: Fire, lightning, and ice
Level: 46
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Comments: Sir Zach shall henceforth be known as Lord Zach. Lord Zach has killed Diablo in the nightmare difficulty! Lord Zach is a powerful mage, as he can rain down Glacial Spikes. But, where he excels at magic, he fails at close combat. He got a very good staff that works well against targets that are frozen, though. He has recently discovered the power of Blizzard, and would be a useful ally to anyone.




Name: Sir Erich
Character Class: Mage
Specialty: Fire
Level: 30
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Comments: Sir Erich is the most bizarre Knight and his picture should prove it. He was the first Knight to reach the corrupted High Council, but since then, he hasn't progressed much. He could be a valuable ally, if he had a good internet connection.




Name: Sir KC
Character Class: Black Mage
Specialty: The flare spell in the picture
Level: 26
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Comments: Sir KC is a moderately skilled black mage. While his spells may be powerful, he's never quite sure which one he's casting. He was originally a paladin, then he gave that up for the ways of barbarism. Then he studied long and hard as a mage until all of his muscles that he built up as a barbarian had withered away. The end result is the black mage that you see here.





Name: Dame Rachel
Character Class: Artist
Specialty: General randomness
Level: 15
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Comments: For the moment, I don't have an actual picture of Rachel, so I'm using a sketch that she drew of herself. Rachel is a table member in training. She's doesn't actually sit at the table, nor does she play Diablo II, but that will change in time. When she isn't ready to dump a shovel full of snow/leaves/grass (depending on season), she's usually working on art or writing, if she doesn't have to deal with the demon what we call "Homework."








Name: Sir Jaimas
Character Class: Paladin
Specialty: Thorns and Fist Of The Heavens (eventually)
Level: 12
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Comments: A man who has graced the table many times, but has yet to be seen. Sir Jaimas is the most elusive regular contributor to the site, and so far, he remains hidden. Jaimas maintains a valliant yet chaotic attitude, although usually more chaotic than anything else. You can count on him to help you out of a bind and to do something like give you garlic-flavored gum once you're out of danger.








Name: Sir David
Character Class: Ninjew
Specialty: Throwing Stars of David
Level: 23
Alignment: Neutral Good
Comments: Sir David declared that he was the first official "Ninjew," or Jewish Ninja. Now, anyone who wants to be a Ninjew has to seek him for training. He is a passive knight, meaning that he doesn't play Diablo II, and he doesn't sit at the Spherical Table much. So far, Sir David is the most powerful Ninjew, possibly because he is the only Ninjew.


Name: Dame Sophi
Character Class: Ninjew
Specialty: Throwing Stars of David
Level: 16
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Comments: At long last, another ninjew has arisen to follow in the steps of the first one! I'm not quite sure why she's a ninjew, but who cares? There's another one! Sophi is a long-time friend of Ceres that he's never met in real life. Sophi is probably responsible for a good portion of the madness that exists online. Trust me.


Name: Sir Tom
Character Class: Armor Smith
Specialty: Making chain mail with rings that are too small.
Level: 24
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Comments: Sir Tom is a very strange character. He is very proud of his afro and the startled responses that he gets when other people see it. He is currently in the Chain Mail Race, and the rings that he is using are far too small. Chain mail (armor) has a natural flexability to it, depending on the density of the weave and the size of the rings. According to arador.com (the site where we learned how to make chain mail), at the size of Tom's rings, the 6 in 1 pattern is impossible. He's doing 6 in 1 and he mail has the flexability of solid steel.



Name: Sir Nathan
Character Class: Armor Smith / Paladin
Specialty: Making chain mail faster than anyone else.
Level: don't know
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Comments: Sir Nathan is another odd character. He wears his bicycle helmet between classes. This isn't because he's afraid of hitting his head, when asked why, he said, "Where else should I put it?" Sir Nathan is the one that taught us how to make chain mail, and he works faster than anyone else. He plays Diablo II, but doesn't seem to enjoy talking about it as much as the other knights.



Name: Dame Norah
Character Class: Necromancer
Specialty: Summoning Skeletons
Level: 5
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Comments: Dame Norah is the only female knight that I know of that plays Diablo II. She's at a fairly low level, and keeps getting really good items that she'll never be able to use. She's very nervous and shrieks almost every time that she summons a skeleton. But then she insists that she isn't frightened. When she isn't jumping up in fright, she has a very dazed look about her. She wants people to email her and aske her what the name of her character is, since I refused to put it on my site, by clicking here.








Name: Sir Aerial Bob
Character Class: Barbarian and part-time Super Saiyan
Specialty: Find Potion
Level: 27
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Comments: Sir Aerial Bob is extremely agressive and has a tendancy to die against 10-15 unravelers because of this. He has a 50% chance to find a potion!! He claims to be a patriotic barbarian, as he has a red sword, a white bone helm, and a blue sword. Being Aerial Bob, one of his swords deals cold damage while the other deals fire damage. Aerial Bob gets mad every time that Ceres says anything about his characters because of the level difference.




Name: Sir Mini-Nick
Character Class: Not an imp
Specialty: Catapulting bread crumbs
Level: 16
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Comments: Mini-Nick can't be an imp. He's not harmless.
















The Table is not closed to just those who sit at it or play Diablo II. Anyone who wants to join can. Just give me an email at RWeAloneNo@aol.com and I'll tell you what you need to do.



The music is Frog's theme from Chrono Trigger.