| Famous Ryan words of wisdom............. |
| "When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."-Ryan Stiles "If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"-Ryan Stiles "If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."-Ryan Stiles "We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon."-Ryan Stiles "I put it on my head like so, and I look like Jiffy Pop. That's why I say, Jiffy Pop."-Ryan Stiles "I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."-Ryan Stiles "Never trust sheep"-Ryan Stiles "We're evil Smurfs, we're evil Smurfs, we're evil, evil evil Smurfs!"-Ryan Stiles "If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian"-Ryan Stiles "Care to be touched by an angel?"-Ryan Stiles "You made me giggle."-Ryan Stiles "I look like Walt Disney just threw up."-Ryan Stiles "You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."-Ryan Stiles "It's the mummy from Canada."-Ryan Stiles "Well, I'd like to thank everyone who made this...what? Satan is my master?"-Ryan Stiles "I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."-Ryan Stiles "Ladies and gentlemen you'll hear a lot of rumors about stars, how much they make...Drew Carey for instance a lot of people say he made forty-five million dollars last year. After he pays taxes he's lucky if he clears thirty million ladies and gentlemen. A man has to eat! Please, Gary Coleman is a security guard! Send your money now!"-Ryan Stiles "The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."-Ryan Stiles "Back off or the lizard gets it!"-Ryan Stiles "Songs of the beekeeper, a very lonely profession. That's why we have four thousand songs... on four thousand CD's."-Ryan Stiles "I hope they aren't mating."-Ryan Stiles "The cat! Stop it with the cat!"-Ryan Stiles |
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| Thank to Donna From The House of Proops for these |
| Would it be okay if I took a bath with your toaster? (party quirks) Can I get a price check on the stud in isle four? (hats: video dating service) You may now frisk the bride. (movie styles) If I could rap I would be a sensation, but I can't because I'm just a caucasian. (Scene to rap) Yes, I will see her and I hope she's not on her pyramid. (foreign film: voice for drew) I should stay, but what the puck. (superheros |