The Cherry Cobbler Home Page

Shhh!!! Don't disturb the West Virginia construction workers!
When they're not slacking on the job, they're always adding something cool to this page, even though they
are from West Virginia. Oh, I guess that means you won't see much construction here.
 

Hello fellow Americans (or whatever you are), and welcome to my most humble and insidious creation, my Frankenstein; this page is to me what Edison's light bulb was to him. I, of course, am the almighty WILL. This is all mine, my own pampered darling since I ain't ever going to have a girlfriend, and I am quite fond of this since it hasn't cost me as much money as a girl would. It is devoted primarily to the advancement of my wonderful and exceedingly cool self, but it is also dedicated to my many treasured friends, which are included herein; it will hopefully be of some amusement or useful function also to the browser who I have not met. Now it's time to make like Francisco Vasquez de Coronado and explore; to make like Robert Herrick and gather ye rosebuds while ye may. May the following index get you started, and serve you well:
All about marvelous me.
My
pet lynx. Here kitty, kitty.
Take a stroll through the
gallery.
I'll take
potpourri for $100, Alex.
Just what is the big deal with
cherry cobbler, anyway?
As a disclaimer, I realize that I am not a bona fide html programmer, that there are probably a lot of parts to this thing that are unconventional, and that I have probably made several breaches of etiquette. If I saw something on someone else's web page that I liked, I stole it, and feel free to do the same thing to mine. I don't know Java, and I don't want to. Besides the time for the pictures, which have been isolated to the gallery, I refuse to let this page take eons to load up. At any rate, if you do have a complaint about something,
 
SCREW YA !!!
What's that? Speak up, I can't hear you...

E-Mail me at:
willjudd@yahoo.com
Snail Mail Address:
383 North Atlantic Avenue, #101
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
This page is maintained periodically when I am bored. Yadda yadda yadda.

Last modified: 17 January, 2001 by Will Judd ( willjudd@yahoo.com)