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WELCOME to the BLUE FLAME An occassional collection of news satire and rants. Some of these appeared originally at the on-line news satire site "Glossy News". NEW TIME-LIFE SERIES CAPTURES IRAQ WAR There's no better way to re-live the intrigue, excitement and devastation of the Iraq war than through Time-Life Books. Now, in this exclusive offer, you can get the entire 'Iraq War - 2003' collection for a fraction of the retail price. With your order you'll get 'Volume One - Day 1: Setting the Stage' absolutely free. Then, for just $19.95 per volume, T-L will send you Days 2 through whenever until you have the entire set. Originally there were only going to be 14 volumes, but recent events suggest that the number of volumes could be much higher, even indeterminate. And that's good news for you, the avid war follower. Because you'll keep getting volume after volume until the USA declares the war over. But you won't want to stop there since we plan on issuing new volumes even after the conflict ends. You'll get "Cleaning Up", "After the Regime Change", Iraq Renewal", and more all for the same low per volume price. But wait! You're not through. You'll also want to receive our Iraq War Annual series. Our expert staff of historians will follow the Iraq situation from the day after the conflict ends until Iraq is completely converted into a Western-hemisphere friendly ally. And, guess what? If you like our Iraq series you'll love our 'Democratizing the World One Rogue State at a Time' series. Get all 167 volumes at $9.95 per volume. In this series you'll find out why every country in the world, other than the USA, is considered a rogue state and worthy of US military intervention. You'll get deep background on how US diplomatic and secret service attempts at influencing the direction of other countries always fails. And then you'll see in living color how American military might solves these dilemma's through UN-approved (or not) 'justified military conflicts.' It's all here in one series. Act now. Some restrictions may apply. Not available in France, Germany, or Canada. © Copyright(c) Paul C. Vincent, all rights reserved 1998-2003 Rate WITNEWS™ Humor Weekly once a day! Rating: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 10 is the best. Sign up and get WITNEWS™ Humor Weekly delivered to your mail-box every week. You won't want to miss a single issue. With WITNEWS™ Humor Weekly you get loads of laugh out loud newsmockings in each issue. Don't miss out on staying informed and laughing, too! Sign up today by using the form below or send an email to witnews-subscribe@topica.com (with 'subscribe' in the subject line) - it's that easy. Subscribe! Enter your email to join Witnews Humor Weekly today!   Sign Guestbook View Guestbook WITNEWS™ Humor Weekly is produced by it's CEO, Head Cheese, and main witster, Paul Cameron Vincent. Original material appearing on this site and in Witnews™ is produced for the sole enjoyment of readers and is not to be reproduced in any way, shape or form without express written permission. Request same at witsters@witnews.com. Copyright(c) Paul C. Vincent, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 all rights reserved.

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