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| Bobby's World Review Part 2 |
| Uncle Ted is liked by Bobby pretty much just because he's the only real person on the show that doesn't hate Bobby. Ted is very fat, and his pastimes include giving noogies, eating, and being a horrible person. He is Bobby's only hero that really exists, which can't be too healthy for the lad. |
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| And that brings us to Bobby's other hero. Captain Squash is an openly gay superhero that fights for his rights! Bobby worships this phallic freak, and Squash goes on adventures with Bobby in his hallucinations. Great, one of his heroes is an overweight worthless guy, and the other is a pickle. |
| Bobby's family isn't much more normal than his heroes. His dad sells ties and is based on Howie Mandel. His mom talks like a gee-golly gosh darn freak(she will be one of the causes of his eventual suicide, don'tchyaknow.) His brother Derek is a wannabe skate punk who plays pogs(those paper circle things that you slam with a metal circle thing.) His sister Kelly looks like a guy in drag, and she thinks she's hot. She has the gay guys in her school tricked into thinking she's a guy, and they all love her. He had some twin sisters, but all they did was cry. He also had a girlfriend that looked a lot like him. She tried to kiss him, but since he was very STD-conscious, he resisted her attempts. |
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| Derek Kelly Martha(mom) Howie(dad) |
| This show may have scarred my life, but I think it was worth it. Honestly, I really liked the show when I was 6. And my Psychic Counselor tells me I should watch reruns to try to reverse what it did to me. It's worth watching I guess just because it will give you something to laugh at. Not that it's funny, you can just laugh a lot when you make fun of the show. But the show still sucks, so I give it a 3. Sorry Howie, but you'll have to do better than this. |