Smart Woman (In A Real Short Skirt)
By: Jimmy Buffett, Marshall Chapman
Album: Hot Water ~ 1988
Bimbo limbo is where I've been
I know you know that it's wearing me thin
The times are changing, and it's about time
I'm rearrangin' all the guilt in my mind
Chorus:
I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman that'll take me home
Take me home
I'm not your macho kind of guy
But I can be so when I'm feeling shy
Hey, baby, where'd you get your good looks
Ooh, babe, I want to carry your books
Chorus:
I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman that'll take me home
Take me home
Beauty and brains (beauty and brains)
Best of both worlds (best of both worlds)
Think I can change (think I can change)
If you'll be my, be my, be my girl
Chorus:
etc., etc., etc.
Dumb Fellow (In A Short-Sleeved Shirt)
By: Raubyn, The Woodro
Album: Too swell to release ~ 1998
Ink Exposure is where I've been
I know you know that I deco my skin
The looks are changing, and it's about time
I'm rearrangin' all the ink on my behind
Chorus:
I'm looking for a dumb fellow in a short sleeved shirt
Dumb fellow who flips my skirt
Dumb fellow got a artbody of his own
Dumb fellow that'll flex his arm
Flex his arm
I'm not your biker kind of babe
But I can be so when I need to get . . .
Hey, baby, where'd you get your nose ring
Ooh, babe, I want to play with that thing
Chorus:
I'm looking for a dumb fellow in a short sleeved shirt
Dumb fellow who flips my skirt
Dumb fellow got a artbody of his own
Dumb fellow that'll flex his arm
Flex his arm
Marked and exposed (marked and exposed)
Skull and cross bones (skull and cross bones)
Think I can change (think I can change)
If you'll put my name on yer butt
Chorus:
yada,yada,yada . . .