Stupid Inside Jokes and Funny Things People Say
Conversation in my kitchen:
Nick: "Is that a roly-poly?"
Huff: "Is it dead?"
Nick: "No, it's just upside down."
For some reason this was hilarious.
"Have you held in a fart, and then like want to fart and you don't have to fart anymore and wonder what the fuck happened to the fart?" - deep thoughts from David G. (assfucker)
"Square waves are not cool, I don't like them."
- deep thought from Nate F.
"The lights pull us"
Huff's intelligent theory on how we move
(said in a British accent) "Moo-ooo"
-Tope's British cow, the first of many British animal's in our english class one day.
Me and Nick's assortment of hand food:
hand sandwich
hand burger
hand salad
hand sushi
hand taco
(there are hand gestures for these)
"You whore ass whore!"
-intelligent remark by Huff
Once, I "got stung by a bee"... and it caused me to "accidently" dump water on a certain person... and this lady gave me ice... No one should ditch Talitha! haha
"What about gay sex?" 
- Heidi aware of whats up
After we all freaked out for like 10 minutes about the car not starting, then getting it to start (did you know it had to be in park to start?) and we started driving away, Heidi goes "What's going on?"
Random sayings:
"It'll be alright"   "You potheads!" "Word to ya mutha"  "What were you thinking?"
"Hey baby, what you got on... I aint got on shit... I'm nekkid... butt nekkid.."
"I am dead now, but when I die, I will become alive"  "Mullet sex"  "Have sexy dreams"
"You're gonna die"  "Raging lesbian"  "Cherry Coke is better than Dr. Pepper!"
One day in science class, the silence was shattered by Mike yelling "ENERGY" and it was funny.
It's really funny to go lawn shopping. Especially when the guy sees you take the stuff from his porch and he chases you. That was back in the day when Brittany was still here....
With some careful thought and pondering, Me and vanessa came to the conclusion that it is bad to get milk on the keyboard. Also, its bad to get salsa on it.
If you put a baseball bat thru a tire.... you can't ride on it. Also, snorting pepper doesn't make you sneeze... it does however make your ears hurt.