Mullets

A mullet is a rare and beautiful creature. The hairstyle of the GODS. For those of you not familiar with the mullet subculture, i created this: a haven of mulletude. You can frollick and play with these gentle creatures freely here. Enjoy and yes, you're welcome.

Anatomy of a Mullet:

Note the short top and sides: nicely fluffed in this specimen

Also note the long flowing back of the hairstyle: nice and wavy here, unfortunately not greasy though.

This specimen also has an extremely attractive "molester mustache" as well as a sexy bow tie. One of the finest mullets I have ever seen in my short career of a mullet hunter.

Here we have a large fine mullet. The leopard skin bikini emphasizes the delicate flow of the mullet. fabulous specimen.

Now on a more serious note: mullet hate crimes are on the rise. Please write your local lawmakers and let them know: violence against mullets needs to stop now!

This kid's got the right idea: start that mullet early!

As if a midget wasnt great enought...A midgimullet!

Mullets are becoming increasingly popular with the hispanic community. Breeds include: meximullet and guatamullet

When many of us think "femullet" we also think "dyke" This is not always the case...but in this fine picture it is! The PowerDykeMullet

Obviously this is one classy mullet! the rare RedRobinMullet You may never see it again.

The disturbingly beautiful Transimullet. He is in touch with his feminine side!