Here i have placed for your enjoyment a poem i wrote in study hall around November of 1999. I hope you like it.

MULLETS

an ode to the hairstyle of the gods

Hey look at me I'm as cool as can be My hair is too great It cures any hate I have a mullet Please dont pull it A mullet is fine Any old time If I could have one wish It would not be for fish But a mullet of my own Not just one on loan I would stroke it Never choke it I'd twirl it around I'd lay on the ground I would be very proud I'll say it out loud A mullet is the only way So get one today It's where it's at So take off that hat And get the hairstyle That makes everyone smile MULLETS FOREVER!!!

IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAS A MULLET, SEND ME A PIC!!! MY EMAIL IS MARTIE_D_K@HOTMAIL.COM I WANT YOUR SEXY MULLETS TODAY! NOW! SEND IT!!!!