Mike, sitting on his
@$$, like usual. D'OH!
    Yeah, okay.... so this is Mike. Well, although I may seem intoxicated, let me assure you I was. Errr... right.
The slippers I'm wearing are the only constant thing in our constantly changing band. However, there was one incident where we played at this one bar and I forgot them, so I had to wear Jay's gorilla slippers instead.

Sigh...