Dotson, James
Superhuman head of security.
Don't cross him.
Vital Information:
AGE: 35
BIRTHDAY: UNKNOWN
HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
PLACE OF BIRTH: Nashville, TN
HEIGHT: 6'
WEIGHT: 260 lbs.
FINISHING MOVE: Throwing you out of the building.
SECRET TALENT: Reading fans minds and stopping them before they have a chance to do anything illegal, as well as mind control.
GREATEST AMBITION: To find the perfect way to keep all of Scandal's reporters far away from the WWF.
The TRUE, UNCENSORED Biography, as reported by Scandal
staff writer Unholy Altar Girl:
After having numerous run ins with Mr. Dotson, Scandal decided to do some digging on the WWF’s head of security. This however proved to be a very difficult task.
On one of our undercover investigations we over heard Vince McMahon and Mr. Dotson speaking about the Hardy Brothers. We could only make out every couple words so we decided to attempt to move closer. As we moved Mr. Dotson noticed the potted tree we were hiding behind grow legs and move. When we were caught and drug from our hiding spot we were told to find better disguise and were once again thrown out.
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Dotson in search of a Scandal
staff member,
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We
then tried the indirect approach and went to our informant. After many
blow pops and a copy of the new Backstreet Boys album our nameless
informant did give us some interesting information about Mr. Dotson.
It appears that our nameless informant observed Mr. Dotson tearing
the green room apart at the last RAW. When the informant approached Mr.
Dotson he was told. “I
know those Scandal people are in here somewhere! I KNOW they have to be
here!”
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We
did however witness Mr. Dotson before a house show addressing the crowd. We are
not sure how he did it but the whole crowd was silent and answered collectively
with answers like “Yes Sir” and “No sir”. It was an amazing but creepy
sight to see. Later
that same night we again witnessed Mr. Dotson’s control over the crowd when a
match spilled into the crowd and with a hand gesture the crowd parted much like
the red sea. |
Dotson controlling the minds of the masses.
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Scandal
has tried many times to speak to Mr. Dotson but was unsuccessful and was
immediately kicked out of the building. So it was back to our informant. After
an autographed Carson Daily and more blow pops our informant told us that Mr.
Dotson was as much of a mystery to the men backstage as he was to us. (Needless
to say we are finding a new informant)
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Our informant, when asked about Jim Dotson
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It
is clear to us at Scandal that Mr. Dotson is the mastermind behind the cover up
of the truth in the WWF. From the
absolute control of the crowds to the uncanny way he always seems to find our
field reporters backstage. There is something unnatural about this man and his
ways. And we are committed to finding out the TRUTH! So check back for
additional information as we get it.
IMPORTANT
All photos on this page were stolen using top-secret techniques from IceWolf's Original Jim Dotson Page. Neither IceWolf, nor the Original Jim Dotson page endorse the information on this page, and the presence of these photos should not be interpreted as such. (Additionally, the staff at Scandal ALSO do not endorse this information, as it's all FICTION! See, if you'd read the disclaimer, you'd know that...) We would like to thank IceWolf and the Original Jim Dotson Page for not suing us and putting us out of business.
