Compose yourself, Archie. Why taunt me? Why upbraid me? I am merely a genius, not a god.
-- Nero Wolfe, in Fer-De-Lance (1934).
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I created this page because I love Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe books -- I love the character, and his vocabulary, wit, and arrogant intelligence. My goal was to amass a list of my favorite quotations from the series -- and then I thought I would create an annotated bibliography, to ensure that I wouldn't accidentally buy the same book under a different title, or miss out on any. Sure enough, I discovered, to my mingled chagrin and glee, that there were still a couple of Wolfe books out there that I hadn't read ...
However, as I write this second paragraph, in September of 1998, I have finally completed the collection: I found Gambit in a used bookstore this spring, and last month was given copies of Trouble in Triplicate and Before Midnight. I feel a great deal of satisfaction, needless to say, in "finishing" the series, but also some regret. Having completed my collection of the Wolfe books, I supposed I'll next have to turn my attention to the Tecumseh Fox series ... a poor second-best. I also plan, in a leisurely way, to go through the Wolfe series again and add some more quotations to my page. Harold Marchant expedited the process by sending me a list of his fave Wolfe quotations; I have added them in as of Oct '00 but without page refs, for the moment. (And meanwhile, many, many thanks to Glenn "The Benefactor" Cummings, for providing me with copies of the last 2 books in the series!)
To anyone else reading this page: I hope that you will also enjoy the quotations, or discover a few books yet to be savored. I've been delighted, since I officially "opened" the site, how many people have taken the time to comment to me about it -- thank you for all your enthusiasm. It is in response to some of that feedback that I've changed the format of the quotations (removing the italics and changing the text color) to make the page more readable.
In making the page I discovered many beautiful, dedicated and extensive sites, from which I shamelessly borrowed. A list of these sites is given at the bottom of the page. In addition, R. F. Page was kind enough to send me a table of alternate titles for the Wolfe books which he had prepared; this was what finally motivated me to re-order my indices. Finally, Glenn Cummings once again stepped into the breach to provide contents information for the omnibus collections. (Many thanks!)
An Annotated Bibliography of the Nero Wolfe Series
The following list is arranged chronologically. Accordingly, an alphabetised list of book and story titles has been added. In addition, a short list of books about Wolfe or Stout is provided in the Stout bio section.
In creating the following bibliography, I shameless borrowed some of the original titles from Johan Blixt's Rex Stout fan page (now apparently off-line, alas), and some of the original story titles from Karen's Nero Wolfe Novels [and stories] page (also now off-line). Other information here was gleaned from the inside covers of my own editions, from helpful notes posted in the Wolfe Mailing List, and from comments by Wolfe fans who've e-mailed me. (In particular, I'd like to thank R. F. Page for the Alternate Titles list which he was kind enough to send me!) Because I vehemently dislike knowing too much about the plot of books before I read them, the reviews give only meager details, from the beginning of the story, and are meant to help one remember whether or not the book has been read.
Fer-de-lance |
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And on a different note: "This fellow is the best of them all." -- Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, 1934, after reading Fer-De-Lance. (And many thanks to Mich Kabay for sending me this quote!) |
The League of Frightened Men |
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![]() | [Hibbard:] "In these eleven days I have learned that psychology, as a formal science, is pure hocus-pocus. All written and printed words, aside from their function of relieving boredom, are meaningless drivel. I have fed a half-starved child with my own hands. I have seen two men batter each other with their fists until the blood ran. I have watched boys picking up girls. I have heard a woman tell a man, in public and with a personal application, facts which I had dimly supposed were known, academically, only to those who have read Havelock Ellis. I have seen a tough boy of the street pick up a wilted daffodil from the gutter. It is utterly amazing, I tell you, how people do things they happen to feel like doing. And I have been an instructor in psychology for seventeen years! Merde! Could I have a little more whisky?" (p. 138) |
The Rubber Band |
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The Red Box |
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Too Many Cooks |
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Some Buried Caesar |
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"I presume you know, since I've told you, that my distrust and hatred of vehicles in motion is partly based on my plerophory that their apparent submission to control is illusory and that they may at their pleasure, and sooner or later will, act on whim. Very well, this one has, and we are intact. Thank God the whim was not a deadlier one." (p. 1-2)
"In all ordinary circumstances Wolfe's cocky and unlimited conceit prevents the development of any of the tender sentiments, such as compassion for instance, but that afternoon I felt sorry for him. He was being compelled to break some of his most ironclad rules. He was riding behind strange drivers, walking in crowds, obeying a summons from a prospective client, and calling upon a public official, urged on by his desperate desire to find a decent place to sit down." (96) |
Over My Dead Body |
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![]() | "War doesn't mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread. Pfui!"(119) |
Where There's a Will |
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Black OrchidsOriginally published in 1942, by Farrar and Rinehart. Includes the stories Black Orchids and Cordially Invited to Meet Death, as well as an introduction and epitaph by Archie. |
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![]() | "'There is nothing in the world,' he said, glaring at me as if I had sent him an anonymous letter, 'as indestructible as human dignity. That woman makes money killing time for fools. With it she pays me for rooting around in mud. Half of my share goes for taxes which are used to make bombs to blow people to pieces. Yet I am not without dignity.'" (p. 111) |
Not Quite Dead EnoughFirst published in September, 1944, by Farrar and Rinehart. Includes the stories Not Quite Dead Enough, and Booby Trap: two of the three stories (the third being Help Wanted, Male) set in World War II. |
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The Nero Wolfe OmnibusApparently this is the first Wolfe omnibus; it was published some time in 1944. It contains the novels The Red Box and The League of Frightened Men. (And many thanks to R. F. Page and Glenn Cummings for the info here!) | |
The Silent Speaker |
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"I was aware that Wolfe could move without delay when he
had to, and, knowing what his attitude was toward anybody's hand touching him, I had prepared myself for motion when I saw Ash grab his arm, but the speed and precision with which he slapped Ash on the side of his jaw were a real surprise, not only to me but to Ash himself." (P. 199)
"Fritz was standing there, four feet back from the door to the office, which was standing open, staring wide-eyed at me. When he saw I was looking at him he beckoned me to come, and the thought popped into my mind that, with guests present and Wolfe making an oration, that was precisely how Fritz would act if the house was on fire." (p. 118) |
Too Many Women |
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Trouble in TriplicateFirst published in February 1949, by Viking Press. Contains the short stories Before I Die, Help Wanted, Male, and Instead of Evidence.In honour of the fact that Trouble in Triplicate was one of the last two books I read, to complete my Wolfe collection, I'm giving two quotations from each story. | ![]() |
"'Where is some meat?' 'Oh.' Perrit sounded chilly. 'Maybe I've got you lined up wrong. You want a slice of the meat racket?' 'No. I want slices of beef and pork. I want some meat to eat. Lamb. Veal.' So that was it. I gazed at my boss in bitter disgust. He had lost all sense of proportion. For the sake of making a wild grab for a rib roast, he had left his chair, walked clear to the front room, opened a window, and invited the most deadly speciment between the Battery and Yonkers into his house." (p. 4)
[Of Cramer's tact:] "'It was in effect an obituary. If I were a sentimentalist, I would be touched. Mr. Cramer has never before shown the slightest interest in my enjoyment of a meal. He thinks I haven't long to live.' |
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"Use your brains, but give up the idea of renting mine." (p. 54)
"'Mr. Cramer.' The mountain of yellow pajamas moved. I repeat. I am not interested, not involved, and not curious.'" (p. 57) |
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[Mrs. Poor:] "'I ask you, Mr. Wolfe, you are a wise and clever and able man, what would you do if you were in my husband's position?' Wolfe muttered, 'You put that as a question?' 'Yes, I do.' 'Well. Granting that you have described the situation correctly, I would kill Mr. Blaney.'" (p. 106). [Ex-GI Joe Groll, to Archie:] "'Gosh, one lousy civilian funeral makes more fuss than a thousand dead men over there did.' |
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"Wolfe shook his head. 'You're expecting a good deal of yourself. I'm more than twice your age, and up with you in self-esteem, but I'm afraid of someone. Don't overdo it. There are numerous layers of honesty, and the deepest should not have a monopoly.'" (p.195) |
Three Doors to DeathFirst published in January 1950 by Viking Press. Includes the stories, Man Alive, Omit Flowers, and Door to Death, as well as a foreword by Archie. |
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"[Gus:] 'I don't know why -- when a man starts turning gray why don't he realize the whistle has
blowed and concentrate on something else? Take you, you show some gray. I'll bet you don't
dash around crowing and flapping your arms.' I tittered without meaning to. Wolfe gave me a withering glance." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Curtains for ThreeFirst published in 1950. Contains the short stories The Gun With Wings, Bullet for One, and Disguise for Murder. |
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![]() | [Wolfe responds to Cramer's claim that the office must be sealed as a matter of routine.] "No, Mr. Cramer. I'll tell you what it is. It is the malefic spite of a sullen little soul and a crabbed and envious mind. It is the childish rancour of a primacy too often challenged and offended." (p. 502) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Triple JeopardyFirst published in March 1952, by Viking Press. Contains the stories Home to Roost, The Cop-Killer, and The Squirt and the Monkey. |
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[Wolfe:] "Take Mr. Goodwin. It would be difficult for me to function effectively without him. He is irreplaceable. Yet his actions are largely governed by impulse and caprice, and that would of course incapacitate him for any important task if it were not that he has somewhere concealed in him -- possibly in his brain, though I doubt it -- a powerful and subtle governor."
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Three Men OutFirst published in March 1954 by Viking Press. Contains the short stories Invitation to Murder, The Zero Clue, and This Won't Kill You. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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![]() | "Confound it, am I suggesting a gambol for my refreshment? Do you think I welcome an invasion of my premises by platoons of policemen herding a drove of scared and suspected citizens?" (p. 71) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Full HouseThe first Wolfe omnibus published by Viking, if I follow the sequence aright: published in June 1955 by Viking Press. Contains the novels The League of Frightened Men and And Be A Villain, as well as the stories The Gun With Wings, Bullet for One, and Disguise for Murder (from the collection Curtains for Three). | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() Before MidnightFirst published in October 1955 by Viking Press. Opens with a discussion of the "Pour Amour" perfume advertising campaign, followed shortly by the discovery that the man who created the campaign has been murdered. An exciting story, with some hilarious characters, and a markedly unexpected ending.In honour of the fact that Before Midnight was one of the last two Wolfe books that I tracked down, to complete my collection, I present not one but two quotations! |
"No man should tell a lie unless he is shrewd enough to recognize the time for renouncing it, if and when it comes, and knows how to renounce it gracefully." (p. 99)
"I would appreciate it if they would call a halt on all their devoted efforts to find a way to abolish war or eliminate disease or run trains with atoms or extend the span of human life to a couple of centuries, and everybody concentrate for a while on how to wake me up in the morning without my resenting it. It may be that a bevy of beautiful maidens in pure silk yellow very sheer gowns, barefooted, singing Oh, What a Beautiful Morning and scattering rose petals over me would do the trick, but I'd have to try it." (p. 129) |
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Three WitnessesFirst published in March 1956, by Viking Press. Contains the short stories When a Man Murders, The Next Witness, and Die Like a Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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![]() | "'Look,' I said, 'evidently you came to get Mr. Wolfe to help you. He can't stand hysterical women, and in another four seconds he would have been out of the room and would have refused to see you again. That's one angle of it. I am going on talking to give both you and Mr. Wolfe a chance to calm down. Another angle is that if you think it's undesirable to be kissed by me I am willing to submit it to a vote by people who ought to know.'" (p. 91) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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"Don't badger me. Go up and let Mrs. Molloy thank you properly for your intrepidity in
saving her from annoyance. First rumple your hair as evidence of the fracas." (p.
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"But not only must I pay my bills, I must also sustain my self-esteem. That man, your client, has been wounded in his very bowels, and to add insult to his injury as a mere mercenary would be a wanton act. I can't afford it. Even if I must gainsay Rochefoucauld, who wrote that we should only affect compassion, and carefully avoid having any." (p. 31) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Three For the ChairFirst published in May 1957, by Viking Press. Contains the short stories A Window for Death, Immune to Murder, and Too Many Detectives. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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"As between the intolerable and the merely distasteful, I must choose the latter." (p. 124)
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"The idea was to show me that he was actually in the best of humor, nothing wrong with him
at all, that if his manner with me was somewhat reserved it was only because I had been very
difficult, and it was a pleasure, by contrast, to make contact with a fellow being who would
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| And Four to GoFirst published in July 1958, by Viking press. Also known as Crime and Again. Contains the short stories Christmas Party, Easter Parade, Fourth of July Picnic, and Murder is No Joke.![]()
"He gazed at me through narrowed eyes long enough to count eleven, then picked up the
document and gazed at it. He flicked it to the edge of the desk as if it were crawling with germs,
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"'Mr. Cramer,' he said coldly, 'your talent for making yourself offensive is extraordinary.
Presumably investigating a charge of murder, you invade my privacy in my home with the
preposterous intent of involving me in the theft of a bunch of flowers.'" (p.
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"Born in Ohio. Public high school, pretty good at geometry and football, graduated with
honor but no honors. Went to college two weeks, decided it was childish, came to New York and
got a job guarding a pier, shot and killed two men and was fired, was recommended to Nero
Wolfe for a chore he wanted done, did it, was offered a full-time job by Mr. Wolfe, took it, still have it." (p. 149) | ![]()
"[Cramer:] 'And when I come and ask what you sent Goodwin there for, ask you plainly and
politely, you say that you will -- What are you laughing at?' ....
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| All AcesThis was apparently the second Wolfe omnibus, published sometime in 1958. It contains the novels Some Buried Caesar and Too Many Women, as well as Trouble in Triplicate (Before I Die, Help Wanted, Male, and Instead of Evidence). (And many thanks to Glenn Cummings and R. F. Page for the info here!)
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"...Mr. Goodwin's professional reputation and competence have been challenged, and by
extension my own. You invoked respondeat superior; I will not only answer, I will act."
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Three at Wolfe's DoorFirst published in April 1960, by Viking Press. Contains the short stories Poison a la Carte, Method Three for Murder, and The Rodeo Murder. | |
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[Mr. Kearns, an irate visitor :]"'I demand an explanation! I intend to hold you to account for alienating the affection of my wife.' 'Affections,' Wolfe said. 'What?' 'Affections. In that context the plural is used.' He lifted the glass and drank, and licked his lips. Kearns stared at him. 'I didn't come here,' he said, 'to have my grammar corrected.' 'Not grammar. Diction.'" (p. 118) |
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Five of A KindApparently this is the third Wolfe omnibus; it was published some time in 1961. It apparently contains the novels The Rubber Band and In The Best Families, plus the collection Three Doors To Death (Man Alive, Omit Flowers, and Door to Death). (And many thanks to Glenn Cummings and R. F. Page for the info here!) | |
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Homicide TrinityFirst published in April 1962, by Viking Press. Contains the short stories Eeny Meeny Murder Mo, Death of a Demon, and Counterfeit for Murder. |
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![]() | "You are manifestly indomitable and I must buckle my breastplate. I choose to deny that there is any such statement." (p. 34) |
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![]() | "Maintaining integrity as a private detective is difficult; to preserve it for the hundred thousand words of a book would be impossible for me, as it has been for so many others. Nothing corrupts a man so deeply as writing a book; the myriad temptations are overwhelming." (p. 59) |
Trio For Blunt InstrumentsFirst published in 1964, by Viking Press. Contains the short stories Kill Now -- Pay Later, Murder iss Corny, and Blood Will Tell. |
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A Right To Die |
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Royal FlushApparently this is the fourth Wolfe omnibus; it was published some time in 1965. It contains the stories from Three Witnesses (Die Like a Dog, The Next Witness, and When a Man Murders) as well as Fer-De-Lance and Murder By the Book. (And many thanks to R. F. Page for the publication info here!) | |
Death of a Doxy |
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Death of a Dude |
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"Man's brain, enlarged fortuitously, invented words in an ambitious attempt to learn how to think, only to have them usurped by his emotions. But we still try." (p. 101)
"Wolfe was put between Carol and Alma, and I was across from him and had a good view of his reaction to the tomato soup out of a can. He got it down all right, all of it, and the only thing noticeable was noticed only by me: that he carefully did not permit me to catch his eye." (p. 104) |
Kings Full of AcesApparently this is the fifth Wolfe omnibus; it was published some time in 1969. It contains the books Too Many Cooks, Plot It Yourself, and Triple Jeopardy. The latter includes the novellas Home to Roost, The Cop-Killer, and The Squirt and the Monkey. (And many thanks to R. F. Page and Glenn Cummings for the info here!) [The most tantalizing thing about KFoA that I've heard was e-mailed me by Tom Barry, who wrote: "I just picked up a pristine copy of Kings Full of Aces, the Book Club edition published by Viking Press in 1969. As you mentioned, it includes Too Many Cooks. But the novel is followed by the recipes for all the dishes mentioned in the story. Yes, including Saucisse Minuit. Wolfe, the appended editor's note says, was released from his pledge of secrecy by Barin's untimely death during the Spanish Civil War. And there's a note from Nero Wolfe urging the reader not to entrust the recipes to his cook 'unless she is an artist.'" MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! - WRL] | |
Three AcesApparently this is the sixth Wolfe omnibus; it was published some time in 1971. It contains the novels Might as Well Be Dead, Too Many Clients, and The Final Deduction. (And many thanks to Cathy Troester, Glenn Cummings, and R. F. Page for the info here!) | |
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![]() | "That was a first -- the first time Inspector Cramer had ever arrived and been escorted to the office in the middle of a session with the hired hands. And Saul Panzer did something he seldom does -- he stunted. He was in the red leather chair, and when I ushered Cramer in I expected to find Saul on his feet, moving up another yellow chair to join Fred and Orrie, but no. He was staying put. Cramer, surprised, stood in the middle of the rug and said, loud, 'Oh?' Wolfe, surprised at Saul, put his brows up. I, pretending I wasn't surprised, went to get a yellow chair. And damned if Cramer didn't cross in front of Fred and Orrie to my chair, swing it around, and park his big fanny on it. As he sat, Saul, his lips a little tight to keep from grinning, got up and came to take the yellow chair I had brought. That left the red leather chair empty and I went and occupied it, sliding back and crossing my legs to show that I was right at home." (p. 72) |
Three TrumpsApparently this is the seventh Wolfe omnibus; it was published some time in 1973. It contains the books The Black Mountain, If Death Ever Slept, and Before Midnight. (And many thanks to Glenn Cummings R. F. Page for the publication info here!) | |
Triple ZeckThe eighth Wolfe omnibus, containing the three Zeck novels: And Be a Villain, The Second Confession, and In the Best Families. According to S. MacDonald (And many thanks for the info!) it was printed in 1974 by Viking Press and reprinted in Book Club edition with Library of Congress # 73-19104. |
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A Family Affair |
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![]() | "There is only one object on earth that frightens me: a physicist working on a new trick." (P.97) |
Seven Complete Nero Wolfe NovelsThe ninth Wolfe omnibus, containing (you will be surprised to learn) six Wolfe novels and a trilogy of stories. The books include: The Silent Speaker, Might As Well Be Dead, If Death Ever Slept, Three At Wolfe's Door, Gambit, Please Pass The Guilt, and A Family Affair; Three at Wolfe's Door contains the short stories Poison a la Carte, Method Three for Murder, and The Rodeo Murder. (And many thanks to Glenn Cummings for the information!) |
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The First Rex Stout OmnibusThis equally misleadingly-titled volume, published by Penguin in 1975 and reprinted in 1977, apparently contains the novels The Doorbell Rang,The Second Confession, and More Deaths Than One [This last being an alternative title for And Be A Villain]. (And many thanks to Sidnei Becker for the info here!) | |
Death Times ThreeFirst published in December, 1985 by Bantam books. A strange collection of "alternative" stories, most interesting to the truly dedicated fan. The three stories are: Bitter End, Frame-Up for Murder, and Assault on a Brownstone. |
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![]() | [On the poisoned Tidbits] "I had never heard his tone more menacing. 'I am not impressed with your failure to understand this abominable outrage. I might bring myself to tolerate it if some frightened or vindictive person shot me to death, but this is insupportable.' He made the growling noise again. 'My food. You know my attitude toward food.' He aimed a rigid finger at the jar, and his voice trembled with ferocity. 'Whoever put that in there is going to regret it.'" (P. 4-5) |
![]() | "'Your name is Flora Gallant?' he growled. The growl implied that he strongly doubted it and wouldn't be surprised if she had no name at all." (P.85) |
![]() | "My house has been invaded, my privacy has been outraged, and my belongings have been pawed." (P. 179). |
The Nero Wolfe PrimerApparently this is a recent Wolfe omnibus; it was published (some time in 2002?) by Mystery Guild in their "Lost Classics" series. It contains the novels And Be A Villain and Champagne for One, plus the collection Black Orchids (Black Orchids and Cordially Invited to Meet Death). (And many thanks to Jill Montoya for the info here!) |
And that's the lot! In my opinion, the Goldsborough books are a painfully bad imitation, and I only read them when my craving for new Wolfe material overwhelms my better judgement. (More on Goldsborough pastiches here.) Having now officially completed my collection of the Wolfe stories, I may branch out and add the Tecumseh Fox, or comment on some of the Goldsborough, or just start going through the Wolfe stories again and adding more quotations. The opportunities for web expansion are endless .... ;P I'm not planning on writing about the Cookbook, though, since I can't cook @ all ... but to avoid future e-mails on this topic, I'd like to say that if you're interested in the cookbook you can read about it at Muffy's Page. And although a bunch of Stout's non-Wolfe juvenalia has recently been republished by Carrol & Graf, as Gordon Jones & Roddy Campbell wrote to inform me, I do not recommend them.
In addition, one biography of Rex Stout is given at the head of the recent Bantam publications of the Nero Wolfe series. It runs:
Rex Stout, the creator of Nero Wolfe, was born in Noblesville, Indiana, in 1886, the sixth of nine children of John and Lucetta Todhunter Stout, both Quakers. Shortly after his birth, the family moved to Wakarusa, Kansas. He was educated in a county school, but by the age of nine he was recognized throughout the state as a prodigy in arithmetic. Mr. Stout briefly attended the University of Kansas, but he left to enlist in the Navy, and spent the next two years as a warrant officer on board President Theodore Roosevelt's yacht. When he left the Navy in 1908, Rex Stout began to write freelance articles and worked as a sightseeing guide and an itinerant bookkeeper. Later he devised and implemented a school banking system which was installed in four hundred cities and towns throughout the country. In 1927 Mr. Stout retired from the world of finance and, with the proceeds of his banking scheme, left for Paris to write serious fiction. He wrote three novels that received favorable reviews before turning to detective fiction. His first Nero Wolfe novel, Fer-de-Lance, appeared in 1934. It was followed by many others, among them, Too Many Cooks, The Silent Speaker, If Death Ever Slept, The Doorbell Rang, and Please Pass the Guilt, which established Nero Wolfe as a leading character on a par with Earle Stanley Gardner's famous protagonist, Perry Mason. During World War II Rex Stout waged a personal campaign against Nazism as chairman of the War Writers' Board, master of ceremonies of the radio program "Speaking of Liberty," and member of several national committees. After the war he turned his attention to mobilizing public opinion against the wartime use of thermonuclear devices, was an active leader in the Authors' Guild, and resumed writing his Nero Wolfe novels. Rex Stout died in 1975 at the age of eighty-eight. A month before his death he published his seventy-second Nero Wolfe mystery, A Family Affair. Ten years later, a seventy-third Nero Wolfe mystery was discovered and published in Death Times Three. |
Many of the books are also available in audioformat, or at least this was true in 2001. According to a Wolfe Pack post from that year, most titles have an audiobook available, through Durkin Audio [Saul Rubinek reading], Audio Partners [Michael Prichard reading] or other cast productions. Both the Rubinek and the Pritchard readings have been recommended to me by fellow fans.
As noted above, A&E is also apparently now [May '03] releasing the first season of the recent TV series on DVD (w. free Archie poster 'while supplies last'). One can only applaud the release of more & more Wolfe material, in more & more formats. Whoohoo! (And thanks to Corry Devin from A&E promo for the URL.)
Having said that, none of the Nero Wolfe books are available online, because the copyright is still in force. However, you can find the hilariously bad Stout juvenile work Under The Andes -- an "adventure" story, with lots of savage races, ridiculuous women, and noble young men. (Under the Andes has also been republished by Carrol & Graf, along with a bunch of Stout's other non-Wolfe juvenalia) as Gordon Jones & Roddy Campbell wrote to inform me. I do not recommend any of the 30s non-Wolfe books except for die-hard fans interested in the evolution of Stout's style.)
For those of us interested in reading rather than listening or surfing, however, my first recommendation is that you establish good relations with the local used bookstores, and ask them to set aside the books for you as they come in. Searching through the used bookstores of Toronto and Montreal, it only took me a year to collect the entire series. And the hunt was, I must say, great fun!
If your local used bookstores fail you, there are also, as Kate Nepveu pointed out to me, the local libraries. Many libraries carry the Wolfe books, and where they don't sometimes lending programmes allow you to get them shipped in from out of town.
In addition, there are some web resources. If you're open to shelling out the big bucks, you might try Alibris (specializes in out of print books -- when I checked had dozens of titles) or Amazon (just dang big -- also dozens of titles). I've also received one recommendation for BookFinder: Very snazzy site. Another couple of people have recommended Abebooks.com! Several people have mentioned eBay to me. I received a recommendation for Barnes & Noble, who apparently link their site up to used book dealerships also; for Bookopoly.com; and most recently for a small Denver store called Tattered Cover.
That's all that I can suggest, offhand -- good luck on the quest!
(1) Thanks to Bob Wardrop and Claire for pointing out that it is the nephew, not the son, who is murdered in Home to Roost.
(2) Thanks to Soledad Garcia for pointing out that although Wolfe was chronically short of money, it was Stout who converted BFB into "The Bitter End", not Wolfe!
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