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Hypnocize Me
Run me ragged
Run me down
Run my big fat butt off
Until I drop to the ground

Make me tired
Make me sweat
Make me make a wish
Not to eat what I'll regret

Exercise me
Make it hurt
Then when it's over
Hypnocize my pain away

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8 More Push-Ups Joe


Booty Camp

I have met the most perfect lady
My eyes are in shock and my heart is on hold
Though to her my thoughts are better left untold
Cause I don't think she'll go for my rolled middle fold

It's too bad because I'd do anything
To be the man she'd love and the one she'd hold
The fire in my eyes burns off this old blindfold
And the one burning in my heart makes ashes of the cold.

Her personality is just right
Her face is the fairest since the time of Snow White
Everything about her is everything I like
My Lord she's got a body that is way outta sight!

She smiled at me and I fell for her
I nearly peed my pants right there on the spot
She has inner fire that makes my muscles hot
While we push up and down I get what I don't get a lot

Her energy makes my heart beat fast
The girl of my dreams is awake with me at last
I was overwhelmed sweating with this pretty lass
I think it's time I lost a few pounds off my ass!


AIR-robics
Booty Camp and Hypnocize Me were written for my aerobics instructor.
She has taught me oh so well.
An inspiration at a time when my Doctor told me I was going to die if I did not stop drinking Mountain Dew and start exercising.
If she had not been the one teaching class when I decided to finally join in, I never would have started.
And I would have given up in any one elses class.
She made it fun and made the pain go away when it would surely have gotten the best of me.

Over the past couple of years I have done some editing of these two poems but the essence of the originals is still in there.
I change things from time to time for various reasons. Sometimes I just like the sound of a particular word or phrase better than another and it flows with the rhythm of the poem.
I suppose I could just write another poem all together, but when it really seems to fit, I think it adds more to the poem than an entirely new poem would do on its own.
However I had made some changes about a year ago in Booty Camp that I decided I wanted to change back to the original words.
So it's not always best to make those changes because sometimes you realize your first choice is your best choice.
It may not be easy to see until after you make a change and find out that you got it right the first time around. JJ





Boxing Aerobics
Hold out those arms....
What are we doin' Joe?

Twist those doorknobs!
Oh!
I can't hear you....


Boot Camp
Super Sets,
push-ups and tricept dips
starting at 100....
Counting down
and then back up again!!!!
Oh! Does it hurt yet?

Give me 8 more....
Oh No, I lied !


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At Long Last Love?: Coming Soon - Under Construction

Unspoken Thirst, Daylight's Darkness & Mistaken Identity - A few puzzling poems about love

Aisumasen Renee & Too Late For Lament - My first Real Poem and for me personally, the most important one I've ever written.

Someone's Drowning In Your Pool & Sunshine Smile - A Dark and Sunny Summer Day.

The Great Unknown, A Question Of Faith & Have You Heard The Word? - Three poems of faith, or lack thereof

Graduation Speech 12/10/99 - NYS OCFS Parker Training Academy Class V V. Also more on Pride & Prejudice

Segregation, Separation & Walls And Bridges - Poems about Prejudice & Pride

Sleep, He Who Laughs Last & The Need To Be Free/The Desire To Fly - Poetry for Mother Nature.

Artificial Artists, Artists Are Lonely - Poetry Is Art ! Including another pic of Me.

Where Are You Going. I've Seen Where You've Been!, Room For Rent?Room For Free, I Wish I Wasn't Me - Rage & Broken Love

If Closets Could Talk, On Our Way Home - Two poems about friends and friendships lost

Self Portrait, Blind To The Me Others See, Two Faced & Constantly Changing - Poems of the inner me. Including another Pic of Me.

The Family Way & Quarter Life Crisis - Poems about Family crisis. Including another Pic of Me.

At The End Of Every Rainbow & Rainbows In The Night Sky - A couple more poems of mine about rainbows and love

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Matthew Shepard Foundation - The Matthew Shepard Foundation was created in December 1998 by Dennis and Judy Shepard to honor the memory of their son.

Poetry book for Matthew Shepard on Amazon.com - Blood & Tears: Poems for Matthew Shepard includes excerpts and table of contents on line



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Love Shack
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause love rules at the Love Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your jukebox money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door!
Bang bang on the door baby!
Bang bang!

Your what?...
Tin roof,
rusted!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin'
at the love shack


Lyrics and midi music file
B52s "Love Shack"
from the album "Cosmic Thing"
1989 Warner Bros. Records


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"Love Shack" Dance Steps

1-8 Forward Step Touches/Clicks
1-2 Step right forward, touch left beside right (clicking fingers at shoulder level)
3-4 Step left forward, touch right beside left (clicking fingers at shoulder level)
5-6 Step right forward, touch left beside right (clicking fingers at shoulder level)
7-8 Step left forward, touch right beside left (clicking fingers at shoulder level)
9-16 Back Step Touches/Clicks
1-2 Step right back, touch left beside right (clicking fingers at waist level)
3-4 Step left back, touch right beside left (clicking fingers at waist level)
5-6 Step right back, touch left beside right (clicking fingers at waist level)
7-8 Step left back, touch right beside left (clicking fingers at waist level)
17-24 Heel Digs, Heel Swivels
1-2 Touch right heel forward, step right beside left
3-4 On balls of both feet, swivel both heels right then left
5-6 Touch left heel forward, step left beside right
7-8 On balls of both feet, swivel both heels left then right
25-32 Grapevine Left with Scuff, Grapevine Right with [?-R]
1-2 Step left to left side, cross-step right behind left
3-4 Step left to left side, scuff right heel forward
5-6 Step right to right side, cross-step left behind right
7-8 Step right to right side with ? turn right,
step left beside right (finish feet together)
33-40 Slaps, Claps, Thumb Lifts (Hitch-Hiking)
1-2 Slap both hands on knees twice
3-4 Clap hands twice
5-6 Thumb a lift with right hand
7-8 Thumb a lift with left hand (Bouncing from knees throughout steps 33-40)
41-48 Side Steps, Shimmies
1-4 Step right to right side, shimmy while touching left beside right
5-8 Step left to left side, shimmy while touching right beside left.





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