Here are some period pick up lines that may or may not have been used by the men and women of the Xenaverse to try and win the affections of  the Battling Bard and the Warrior Princess. Obviously...they didn't work then.....and have slim chances of working now. Mind you...might be worth a shot.

Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you? Try the barn. Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my longsword in action? Only if thou sword is mighty enough to enter my cave and slay the dragon. You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail? Only if I may drink of your elixir.

If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle. I'll mount you even though your not that horse. Shall my riding lesson begin tonight? Dost thou practice safe hex? I always have a sheath for the sword. Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor. Dost thou know my fist would look great smashed through thou skull?

I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke? No. Do you know what's in that moat? Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague! And I will hit thou even harder if thou don't move your hand! You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!! I will miss England when it's gone.

Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours. Well, let me get my saddle then. I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you? Yes. But I must disarm you first and please hand me your sword. I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on! If it's what I think it is can I assume that's why your so short?

Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear? Only if thou want me to rip off your magic wand and throw it to the dragon. I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs? Depends. How high can you hop? My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it. Thank you dear handsome knight. Now allow me to help you to raise your heavy sword to declare victory.

I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit? No sir, but you can borrow mine. I think you will like him. I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady. Knowing you the trip will not take long. Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land. Dear prince, judging by your breech's size I've seen much bigger treasures.

Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within. Only small princes say that and the magic in smaller wands never makes me see as many stars as the larger version does. I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart. Yes, but it is the other man I gave the key to my bed chamber to and he's a lock smith. I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart. I am sorry handsome knight, but you are to late. I'm 16, don't you think I got a locksmith by this point?

Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross. My drawbridge is locked until I find someone who has the proper treasure to pay their way in. You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now. I am going to go find my self a Viking then, farewell. What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this? Waiting to be beheaded. I tore the prince's sword out of his belt and threw it out off a moving carriage.

They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know. They don't call me Maid Marry-A-Man for nothing either you know. My that's a fine set of chalices you have there. Do you dare drink their sweet elixir? When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched. Is that why thou cannot seem to rise to the occasion?