A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE XPW WORLD TITLE/MAIN EVENT FEUDS 
(7-31-99 thru 2-26-00)

XPW's Debut show 7-31-99 in Reseda

On July 31, XPW presented its debut card. One of the night’s highlights was the Miss Xtreme contest which was won by Kristi Myst. The Real Deal Damien Steele, already making an impression by entering the arena in a limo, wanted to make Miss Myst his.

Accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard Basil, Steele swept the new Miss Xtreme off of her feet, but the celebration wouldn’t last long. Jasmin St. Claire, who had appeared live via satellite on the video screen all night went on a rant about how XPW could not crown a Miss Xtreme when the real Queen of Xtreme wasn’t even in the building. She then sent out Big Dick Dudley to deal with Steele. Dudley attacked and delivered the Total Penetration to Basil and then went after Steele. The two then had an impromptu match - but nothing was settled. Show number two featured a steel cage match between Steele and Dudley. Dick had not only knocked Basil out with his Total Penetration, but knocked him out of XPW. This time, however, Steele had an even more impressive entourage - Miss Xtreme Kristi Myst and NICOLE BASS! Jasmin, however, was nowhere to be found. Inside the cage the two battled back and forth until Dick hit Steele with the Total Penetration. Just then, Jasmin came through the ring and into the cage. Looking as if she was going to congratulate Dick, she instead maced him! This allowed Steele to hit The Real Deal and pin Dudley. With the match won, Jasmin then got her revenge on Myst and had Bass rough her up before Jasmin gave her a stunner and a legdrop. Bass then chokeslammed the beautiful Myst twice. Also on the show (details follow) Missy Hyatt joined the side of White Trash Johnny Webb.

September saw the formation of The Hierarchy: Steele, Bass, St. Claire, and newcomer The Tall Cool One Jake Lawless. Dudley wanted revenge. Webb felt that since he now had a world famous manager at his side he was main event material. This led to XPW’s first Three Way Dance. On Friday night, in Los Angeles, Dick nearly had the match won when he hit Webb with the Total Penetration. But, unable to look behind him Dick found himself caught in Steele’s The Real Deal. Unfortunately for Steele, Missy and Jasmin got into it at ringside and distracted him enough for Webb to crawl over and pin Dudley. The following night, however, Dick got revenge by pinning Webb in a rematch Three Way Dance in Ventura. October 29 - XPW Halloween In Hell - XPW’s first supercard. The main event was set - a Battle Zone match - royal rumble style battle royal with tables and beds of barbed wire surrounding the ringside area. The top contenders were Steele, Dudley, and Webb. But the Hierarchy had a plan. Early on in the night Steele introduced Webb to newest Hierarchy member Kronus who powerbombed Webb multiple times before making a move for Hyatt. Steele, always the gentleman, called Kronus off. With Webb nearly incapacitated, it was time to take care of Dudley. Dick had already agreed to face Hierarchy member Jake Lawless in a singles match before the Battle Zon e. Winning the match was not the objective for Lawless. Providing the opportunity to eliminate Dick was. Not too long into the match Steele, Kronus, and Nicole Bass made their way to the ring and beat down Dudley until Jasmin came to the ring.

The Hierarchy members then held Dick as Jasmin blasted a fireball at his face. Dick went down and XPW officials and wrestlers ran in. Dick was taken to the hospital and treated for burns. Webb hurt, Dick eliminated, the Hierarchy was going to dominate the Battle Zone match. The last three men in the ring were Lawless, Kronus, and Steele. Steele told the others to eliminate themselves. Lawless did by stepping over the top rope and heading back to the locker room, and Kronus, looking as if he was leaving, turned around and attempted to eliminate Steele.

The night would belong to The Real Deal however, as he eliminated Kronus to become the FIRST XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! November it was time for Kronus to get a shot at the strap. He got the shot, but was unable to win the title. Dick was still out, injured from the St. Claire fireball. He was, however at the show, and was being interviewed by Kris Kloss when Lawless, Steele, and Michael Modest came to the ring wearing dark glasses and walking with canes as if they were blind.

After taunting Dick they attacked him and Lawless even attempted to rape Kristi in the middle of the ring (he pulled her pants down and started to undo his even showing is ass to the crowd before security could break it up). Dick got on the mic after and said that even blind he could beat Steele with one hand tied behind his back. December 1999 - Merry X Mas - Hollywood, CA - Steele’s big mouth got him in trouble. Taking words literally, Steele had agreed to put the title on the line - provided Dick was blind and handcuffed. Dick, still wearing gauze over his eyes, was accompanied to the ring by Myst, and had handcuffs placed on him by Head Official Patrick Hernandez. Steele made his way to the ring and thought he had an easy night ahead of him. After toying with and working over Dick for a few minutes Kronus came to the ring to assist Dudley. Kronus provided enough of a distraction to Steele that he put his back to Dick.

Big mistake. Dick broke the handcuffs, tore off the gauze, and pointed straight at the champ! Apparently not blind anymore, Dick attacked Steele and no more than 10 seconds later we had a new XPW World Champ! Big Dick Dudley had gained his revenge. After the match Jasmin told Steele that she was tired of him and wanted a real champion. Steele seemed more than happy to let her go. She made her way into the ring and asked Dick if he wanted her services. Dick asked the crowd what they thought but then said that he didn’t want a gold digging whore and shoved her to the mat.

In January of 2000 - Abuse of Power - Always trying to be the center of attention, the show opens with Jasmin St. Claire making her way to the ring and bitching about Steele, Dick, and Lizzy Borden. Borden comes to the ring and tells Jasmin that if she thinks she is a worker she can have a match that night. Jasmin accepts, and Lizzy announces her opponent as Nicole Bass. Bass, Steele, Lawless, and Modest make their way to the ring. After attempting to spear Bass, Jasmin’s offense is over and Bass delivers two chokeslams to St. Claire.

The XPW locker room started to clear as wresters made their way to ringside to witness this one. Steele then came out with a chair and in what looked like a swing for Lawless’ head, connected with Modest. Lawless laid over Modest and got the three and became the third XPW World Champ. Modest soon got up but was the smile on his face one of joy or the possibility that he had been screwed? Steele then offered Lawless an envelope of green and a baggie with white stuff he said he had found in Kronus’ bag (you should have seen Kronus’ face at ringside). Lawless said that he always liked the green and white more than the gold and apparently sold the belt back to Steele who proclaimed himself once again XPW World Champion. The celebration did not last long, however, as Candido attacked the celebrating Steele and the entire XPW roster, already at ringside, rushed in to break things up. February - My Bloody Valentine - Time has changed things. Jasmin St. Claire, rejected by the XPW roster, had left the company. Michael Modest had disappeared from the Hierarchy. And Big Dick Dudley, after having his parole lifted, sought out Borden’s sidekick Chastity and rammed his car into hers, landing them both in the hospital. Friday night in Ventura Steele started off the show by gloating about being champ once more. Candido, feeling that since he beat the champ who bought the belt he had every right to a title shot, challenged the champ to a match. Lizzy Borden then made her way to the ring and told them that while they had no power to make matches since she disliked them both, she would let them beat the shit out of each other. Candido pulled off the victory and was handed the strap, but just as Kris Kloss (still subbing for the injured Guido) was going to announce Candido the new champ, Borden made her way to the ring and told Chris she never said that match was for the title, BUT that if he could do the same thing the following night, he would be the champ. Amidst the most brutal tournament ever in the US, Candido and Steele prepare to lock up for the XPW World Title. Candido had earlier challenged Steele to make it a Falls Count Anywhere match to which he obliged.

The two ended up fighting on top of the bar where they exchanged punches before Candido tossed Steele off. Candido then picked up a bottle, took himself a shot, and dropped an elbow from the top of the bar onto Steele. A three count later XPW had its fourth XPW World Heavyweight Champion. But the night was far from over. As Candido celebrated in the ring a voice came over the PA. Hey Candido! Hey Candido! I’ve got a blast from the past for ya! A T-shirt was thrown over the entrance and the lights went off. Deep Purple’s Perfect Strangers blared through the sound system and the crowd began to tremble with anticipation.

When the lights came back on Candido was wearing a Triple Threat shirt and SHANE DOUGLAS was standing on the stage. Douglas got in the ring and after saying hello to his old friends he began a rant which concluded with I’m not afraid of legal battles. I’ll take millions and millions of your dollars and then come right back here to XPW, hoist the company on my back just like I did ECW, and make this fucking company a god damn player in the sport of professional wrestling.The crowd erupted with an XPW chant and Shane concluded with Alright XPW, you’ve got yourselves a deal. But more importantly, you have now got yourselves - a Franchise!

Last Update 11-09-2001.

A Breif History Of XPW Feuds

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE XPW WORLD TITLE/MAIN EVENT FEUDS 
(7-31-99 thru 2-26-00)

XPW's Debut show 7-31-99 in Reseda

On July 31, XPW presented its debut card. One of the night’s highlights was the Miss Xtreme contest which was won by Kristi Myst. The Real Deal Damien Steele, already making an impression by entering the arena in a limo, wanted to make Miss Myst his.

Accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard Basil, Steele swept the new Miss Xtreme off of her feet, but the celebration wouldn’t last long. Jasmin St. Claire, who had appeared live via satellite on the video screen all night went on a rant about how XPW could not crown a Miss Xtreme when the real Queen of Xtreme wasn’t even in the building. She then sent out Big Dick Dudley to deal with Steele. Dudley attacked and delivered the Total Penetration to Basil and then went after Steele. The two then had an impromptu match - but nothing was settled. Show number two featured a steel cage match between Steele and Dudley. Dick had not only knocked Basil out with his Total Penetration, but knocked him out of XPW. This time, however, Steele had an even more impressive entourage - Miss Xtreme Kristi Myst and NICOLE BASS! Jasmin, however, was nowhere to be found. Inside the cage the two battled back and forth until Dick hit Steele with the Total Penetration. Just then, Jasmin came through the ring and into the cage. Looking as if she was going to congratulate Dick, she instead maced him! This allowed Steele to hit The Real Deal and pin Dudley. With the match won, Jasmin then got her revenge on Myst and had Bass rough her up before Jasmin gave her a stunner and a legdrop. Bass then chokeslammed the beautiful Myst twice. Also on the show (details follow) Missy Hyatt joined the side of White Trash Johnny Webb.

September saw the formation of The Hierarchy: Steele, Bass, St. Claire, and newcomer The Tall Cool One Jake Lawless. Dudley wanted revenge. Webb felt that since he now had a world famous manager at his side he was main event material. This led to XPW’s first Three Way Dance. On Friday night, in Los Angeles, Dick nearly had the match won when he hit Webb with the Total Penetration. But, unable to look behind him Dick found himself caught in Steele’s The Real Deal. Unfortunately for Steele, Missy and Jasmin got into it at ringside and distracted him enough for Webb to crawl over and pin Dudley. The following night, however, Dick got revenge by pinning Webb in a rematch Three Way Dance in Ventura. October 29 - XPW Halloween In Hell - XPW’s first supercard. The main event was set - a Battle Zone match - royal rumble style battle royal with tables and beds of barbed wire surrounding the ringside area. The top contenders were Steele, Dudley, and Webb. But the Hierarchy had a plan. Early on in the night Steele introduced Webb to newest Hierarchy member Kronus who powerbombed Webb multiple times before making a move for Hyatt. Steele, always the gentleman, called Kronus off. With Webb nearly incapacitated, it was time to take care of Dudley. Dick had already agreed to face Hierarchy member Jake Lawless in a singles match before the Battle Zon e. Winning the match was not the objective for Lawless. Providing the opportunity to eliminate Dick was. Not too long into the match Steele, Kronus, and Nicole Bass made their way to the ring and beat down Dudley until Jasmin came to the ring.

The Hierarchy members then held Dick as Jasmin blasted a fireball at his face. Dick went down and XPW officials and wrestlers ran in. Dick was taken to the hospital and treated for burns. Webb hurt, Dick eliminated, the Hierarchy was going to dominate the Battle Zone match. The last three men in the ring were Lawless, Kronus, and Steele. Steele told the others to eliminate themselves. Lawless did by stepping over the top rope and heading back to the locker room, and Kronus, looking as if he was leaving, turned around and attempted to eliminate Steele.

The night would belong to The Real Deal however, as he eliminated Kronus to become the FIRST XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! November it was time for Kronus to get a shot at the strap. He got the shot, but was unable to win the title. Dick was still out, injured from the St. Claire fireball. He was, however at the show, and was being interviewed by Kris Kloss when Lawless, Steele, and Michael Modest came to the ring wearing dark glasses and walking with canes as if they were blind.

After taunting Dick they attacked him and Lawless even attempted to rape Kristi in the middle of the ring (he pulled her pants down and started to undo his even showing is ass to the crowd before security could break it up). Dick got on the mic after and said that even blind he could beat Steele with one hand tied behind his back. December 1999 - Merry X Mas - Hollywood, CA - Steele’s big mouth got him in trouble. Taking words literally, Steele had agreed to put the title on the line - provided Dick was blind and handcuffed. Dick, still wearing gauze over his eyes, was accompanied to the ring by Myst, and had handcuffs placed on him by Head Official Patrick Hernandez. Steele made his way to the ring and thought he had an easy night ahead of him. After toying with and working over Dick for a few minutes Kronus came to the ring to assist Dudley. Kronus provided enough of a distraction to Steele that he put his back to Dick.

Big mistake. Dick broke the handcuffs, tore off the gauze, and pointed straight at the champ! Apparently not blind anymore, Dick attacked Steele and no more than 10 seconds later we had a new XPW World Champ! Big Dick Dudley had gained his revenge. After the match Jasmin told Steele that she was tired of him and wanted a real champion. Steele seemed more than happy to let her go. She made her way into the ring and asked Dick if he wanted her services. Dick asked the crowd what they thought but then said that he didn’t want a gold digging whore and shoved her to the mat.

In January of 2000 - Abuse of Power - Always trying to be the center of attention, the show opens with Jasmin St. Claire making her way to the ring and bitching about Steele, Dick, and Lizzy Borden. Borden comes to the ring and tells Jasmin that if she thinks she is a worker she can have a match that night. Jasmin accepts, and Lizzy announces her opponent as Nicole Bass. Bass, Steele, Lawless, and Modest make their way to the ring. After attempting to spear Bass, Jasmin’s offense is over and Bass delivers two chokeslams to St. Claire.

The XPW locker room started to clear as wresters made their way to ringside to witness this one. Steele then came out with a chair and in what looked like a swing for Lawless’ head, connected with Modest. Lawless laid over Modest and got the three and became the third XPW World Champ. Modest soon got up but was the smile on his face one of joy or the possibility that he had been screwed? Steele then offered Lawless an envelope of green and a baggie with white stuff he said he had found in Kronus’ bag (you should have seen Kronus’ face at ringside). Lawless said that he always liked the green and white more than the gold and apparently sold the belt back to Steele who proclaimed himself once again XPW World Champion. The celebration did not last long, however, as Candido attacked the celebrating Steele and the entire XPW roster, already at ringside, rushed in to break things up. February - My Bloody Valentine - Time has changed things. Jasmin St. Claire, rejected by the XPW roster, had left the company. Michael Modest had disappeared from the Hierarchy. And Big Dick Dudley, after having his parole lifted, sought out Borden’s sidekick Chastity and rammed his car into hers, landing them both in the hospital. Friday night in Ventura Steele started off the show by gloating about being champ once more. Candido, feeling that since he beat the champ who bought the belt he had every right to a title shot, challenged the champ to a match. Lizzy Borden then made her way to the ring and told them that while they had no power to make matches since she disliked them both, she would let them beat the shit out of each other. Candido pulled off the victory and was handed the strap, but just as Kris Kloss (still subbing for the injured Guido) was going to announce Candido the new champ, Borden made her way to the ring and told Chris she never said that match was for the title, BUT that if he could do the same thing the following night, he would be the champ. Amidst the most brutal tournament ever in the US, Candido and Steele prepare to lock up for the XPW World Title. Candido had earlier challenged Steele to make it a Falls Count Anywhere match to which he obliged.

The two ended up fighting on top of the bar where they exchanged punches before Candido tossed Steele off. Candido then picked up a bottle, took himself a shot, and dropped an elbow from the top of the bar onto Steele. A three count later XPW had its fourth XPW World Heavyweight Champion. But the night was far from over. As Candido celebrated in the ring a voice came over the PA. Hey Candido! Hey Candido! I’ve got a blast from the past for ya! A T-shirt was thrown over the entrance and the lights went off. Deep Purple’s Perfect Strangers blared through the sound system and the crowd began to tremble with anticipation.

When the lights came back on Candido was wearing a Triple Threat shirt and SHANE DOUGLAS was standing on the stage. Douglas got in the ring and after saying hello to his old friends he began a rant which concluded with I’m not afraid of legal battles. I’ll take millions and millions of your dollars and then come right back here to XPW, hoist the company on my back just like I did ECW, and make this fucking company a god damn player in the sport of professional wrestling.The crowd erupted with an XPW chant and Shane concluded with Alright XPW, you’ve got yourselves a deal. But more importantly, you have now got yourselves - a Franchise!

Halloween Hell 2 Results

>Scott Snot vs. D [Dark Match]
The Berkeley resident Scott Snot tries to take the advantage early on, but D takes him down technically. A school-pin gets Snot only a one count, with D coming back with one of his own. The two men then go through a series of snap-mares, with Snot taking the advantage with a low-blow. D gains back the advantage with an arm-bar from the top rope. Scotty is taken to the outside where D does more work on the already injured arm. D makes his way to the top-rope and hits a massive legdrop! An attempted arm-bar is broken up when Snot reaches the ropes. The two go at each other with a series of chops, with D getting put in the tree of whoa! D puts an armbar on Snot out of nowhere to score the submission victory!
Winner: D

Kris Kloss comes out to a huge applaud! Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Pico Rivera! Tonight, everything's being recorded for national television and home video. Welcome to Pico Rivera, welcome to Halloween in Hell 2! Tonight is a triple main-event, Johnny Webb vs. A Mystery Opponent [XPW Title Match]; Kaos vs. New Jack [XPW TV Title Match]; and Vic Grimes vs. Supreme [Exploding Ring Match for the Deathmatch Title].

Kloss is interrupted by Konnan, Psychosis, Juventud Guerrera, and Mexico's Most Wanted! He says the only way he'll hire Latinos is if KJLA makes him. He calls out Rob Black and his cheap Black Army! Here comes Rob Black and the lovely Lizzy Borden. Black says he didn't invite them, that piece of crap station KJLA did! You know what's worse then 7 Mexicans? A crowd full of them! Black sets up matches for all the members of both teams, including Psychosis vs. Juventud, loser wins a bag of oranges, not money!

After the Black Army is gone, Konnan says that either Rob Black or Lizzy Borden will get a piece of La Familia!

>G.Q. Money [w/ The Enterprise] vs. Angel [w/ Kraq]
Before the match, Angel and Kraq come out with a rainbow flag and do a little hanky-panky! The two exchange waist locks, but Angel enjoys the better of them. G.Q. goes for an early pinning combination to no avail. He follows it up with the Outsider Egde, to only a 2 count. The two collide in an attempt to clothesline each other. G.Q. Money hits a neck-breaker, but Kraq makes the save! Angel rolls out of the ring, just to be splashed by Money to the outside! G.Q. Money is the money, no wonder he makes the dollars make sense! Angel is thrown out of the ring, and The Enterprise double-teams him. Money goes on the apron and throws himself into both Kraq and Angel again! When they get back in the ring, they exchange chops. G.Q. is placed on the bottom rope, where Angel jumps over the top rope and lands a wicked legdrop to the outside! After trying to pin Money, Angel is pulled between the pole of the turnbuckle and his testicles are crunched! G.Q. Money gains back advantage, but after a top-rope leg drop, is interfered with by Kraq. Money throws Angel between the ropes and he hits the pole. G.Q. puts a chair in the ring, nails a variation of a vertical suplex into a power bomb onto a chair, but only gets the 2 count! Angel uses the chair to his advantage by hitting a top rope splash on G.Q. while he was on the chair! Veronica Caine interrupts the match while T.J. Rush nails a WICKED chairshot on him, but Kevin Kleinrock comes in and hits Money with a chair! Angel gets the 1-2-3!
Winner: Angel

>Mexico's Most Wanted [w/ Lady Victoria] vs. Kronus & Kraq
Before the match, Damien 666 and Halloween give proper introductions for each other rather then Ron Head's English version! The two luchadores gain early advantage over the two Black Army members. Kronus takes on Damien 666 first, with both men going at it with a series of awesome moves. Kraq attempts to hit Damien with a pumpkin, but gets sand thrown in his eyes by Halloween. Back in the ring, Damien 666 lands a top rope huricanrana with Halloween following it up with a top-rope leg drop. Kraq interferes, so Kronus gains back advantage against Halloween. Kraq works on Damien in the ring while Kronus and Halloween destroy the XPW set. Back in the ring, Kraq and Damien go through a series of pinning combinations, all with the help from Angel and Lady Victoria! Kronus is about to go for his 450 Splash, but Victoria interferes. Halloween gets thrown of the top rope, Kraq picks him up, while Kronus drops the leg! Kraq is taken advantage of, though, by Damien 666 and almost gets the pin. Halloween gets in the ring to help his partner, and helps them gain the win with a spinning heel kick.
Winner: Mexico's Most Wanted

>Steve Rizzono vs. Pogo The Clown
As a sign of respect, Pogo comes out with an American flag on his burying shovel! Rizzono exchanges chops and a splash with Pogo, but this just pisses off the big man! Pogo follows up with a huge clothesline that almost knocks himself off balance. T.J. Rush gets in the ring and attacks Pogo! What the heck? This isn't a handicap match! A chair is put in the ring, and Pogo is slammed right on top of it! They miss the conchairto, and Pogo uses his strength to block the other chairshot attempts. As the killer clown is going after Caine, Rizzono low blows him. He nails his version of the fame-asser, but Pogo kicks out. Another attempt another kick out! Pogo hits a wicked clothesline and gets the win.
Winner: Pogo The Clown

>Psychosis vs. Juventud Guerrera [Winner gets paid, Loser gets oranges]
The two exchange some stiff slaps to the face, with Pyschosis ending up with a face full of the mat. Juvi applies an armbar, tries to suplex him, but Pyschosis reverses it into an armbar of his own. Juvi nails a stiff kick to the face, resulting in Pyschosis leaving the ring. Pyschosis comes back with the Buzzkiller, but only gets a 1 count. Juvi hits a spinning heel kick then a swinging DDT! He goes to the outside asking for a chair, and is thrown about 20! This prompts the secruity to chase down these guys. Back in the ring, Psychosis regains advantage, but without the use of a chair. Juvi goes for a chair, but Pyschosis uses it on him! Then Juvi is thrown head first into the chair! But Juvi works Pyschosis and hits the Juvi Driver onto a chair!
Winner: Juventud Guerrera

After the match, the two men embrace each other in a sign of comradory. Juvi grabs the mic and says that this isn't the end, they have a surprise for us!

>Damien Steele vs. Konnan
The two men begin the match by exchanging hip-tosses. Konnan goes for his variation of a back-breaker, then puts on an arm-bar/headlock move! Lizzy Borden gets on the apron, so Konnan chases her around the ring, where he gets piece of her in the ring. But Lady Victoria stops him, and wants to go after her! The ref breaks it up, but Konnan keeps the advantage with a low blow and a clothesline. Then Victoria gives Damien a face full of stuff! Konnan misses a clothesline, so Steele spits mist in his face! Steele keeps the advantage with a waist-lock, but Konnan tosses him over his head and almost gets the 3 count! Konnan then goes for the Tequila Sunrise, but Lizzy messes with the ref! Lady Victoria spits mist into Konnan's face! WHAT THE HECK? IS SHE PART OF THE BLACK ARMY NOW? Steele hits a inverted neck-breaker and scores the win!
Winner: Damien Steele

After the match, Lady Victoria walks out with Lizzy Borden & Damien Steele, celebrating! Konnan grabs the microphone and says he knows Rob Black put him up to this! He runs out of the ring with La Familia, while the cameramen follow!

>XPW TV Title: Kaos vs. New Jack
Kaos comes out first, and hits about 300 different poses! What an f'n egomaniac. New Jack comes out to a huge ovation, and brings some of his familiar friends [weapons of course]. Kaos gains the advantage early on, with the help of the weapons. New Jack cuts open Kaos out of nowhere with a metal fork! He keeps stabbing him with it, and then throws him out of the ring! They take it to the outside where they exchange blows in the crowd of thousands! Huge New Jack chants all the way around the arena. They're back in the ring, where Jack almost crushes Kaos' testes with a crutch and a cookie sheet. He follows it up with a trashcan shot to the head! Then another from the toprope! While this is happening, G.Q Money knocks the referee out so The Enterprise could triple team New Jack. Kaos nails his finishing move, a variation of the Blockbuster for the win.
Winner: Kaos

After the match, New Jack gets up but G.Q. Money is still in the ring! He nails him with an awesome trashcan shot to the head! Then he follows it up with a clothesline! Money is bleeding! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! He puts him onto a table underneath a tower [probably 25 feet]... New Jack climbs to the top and jumps off! NEW JACK, NEW JACK, NEW JACK! New Jack grabs the mic and asks what did all the fans expect? He brought himself to this building, a gosh darn horse stable, they picked the right opponents. They smell like crap, and he gave them crap!

>XPW World Title: 'White Trash' Johnny Webb vs. ???
Rob Black comes out and tells Webb he has nothing to worry about. Here is his mystery opponent, Leroy The Ring Crew Guy! RCG, RCG, RCG! Johnny Webb dominates the match, as expected, and wins the match within seconds.
Winner: Johnny Webb

Webb grabs the mic, and tells Leroy he'll give him one more chance.

>XPW World Title: 'White Trash' Johnny Webb vs. Leroy
Johnny Webb hits a DDT and RCG is out like a light! He brings in a chair, gives it to Leroy, and tells him to use it. RCG throws it at him, but misses the kick that follows. Webb hits RCG with the chair and gets the win.
Winner: Johnny Webb

Vampiro comes out and wants to take on Webb for the title! Webb gives the okay, and says he won't give the title to some Canadian. USA, USA, USA! AHHHHHH! Here comes Major Gunns, and asks if Webb really wants a challenge? OH MY GOSH! IT'S SANDMAN!

>XPW World Title: 'White Trash' Johnny Webb vs. Vampiro vs. The Sandman
All three men fight on the outside. Sandman gets into the ring and sets up a table in the corner and brings in a 20-foot ladder! Vampiro winds up suplexing Sandman into the ladder, and then gets it whipped into his face. Vampiro tries to get the 3 count, but only gets 2. Sandman regains the advantage, but misses a dive into Vampiro and winds up on the table. Sandman and Vampiro go into the crowd, where Vampiro dives off the wall onto Sandman. They get in the ring, where Sandman nails Webb with his kendo stick! Vampiro hits the nail in the coffin, but Black comes in for the save. Webb covers Sandman while Vamp is being preoccupied, and gets the win!
Winner: Johnny Webb

Sandman grabs the microphone after the match as the crowd chants "Welcome Back"! He says that there is a gravestone here on the set that says that The Sandman is dead. He never knew he was dead! This beer is for the crowd. XPW fans are the best he's ever witnessed!

>XPW Deathmatch Title: Supreme vs. Vic Grimes [Exploding Ring, Tubeb Florescent Light Bulb, Deathmatch]
The match begins with both men almost falling into the explosive barbwire beds! Supreme tries to roll Vic Grimes into it, but Grimes won't go for it. Grimes then whips Supreme, but he stops right before landing into the barbwire! Grimes is pissed off so he puts Supreme's head right into the barbwire, blood is gushing out of his head! He has the pizza-cutter and is cutting him with it! Supreme bleeds even more as a result. Chairshot to Supreme, then Grimes challenges him to a chair-shot competition. First goes Supreme, then Grimes, then Supreme, and again and again! GRIMES GOES INTO THE EXPLOSIVE AND THE CROWD ERRUPTS! He gets back into the ring, where Supreme puts Grimes' face into the barbwire. Both men are battered and bloody. Vic Grimes sets up a powerbomb into the explosive barbwire, but Supreme powers out. So Grimes just clotheslines Supreme and he falls! SMOKE IS EVERYWHERE! Grimes grabs a florescent tube light bulb, and crushes it on Supreme's head! Then he gets into the ring, and drops the elbow on Supreme with a light bulb under his arm! The two make there way to the bed of florescent tubing, where Supreme back-body drops Vic into the glass! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Supreme then grabs a pumpkin and nails Vic Grimes with it! Then Supreme suplexes him onto a 50 lb. barrel! Then Grimes is whipped into the guardrail, but it gives way and he spills into the crowd! Supreme tries to clothesline Grimes into the explosive barbwire, but he reverses it and Supreme goes into it! They get back into the ring where Grimes to knee Supreme through the barbwire [who is on the outside], but Supreme pulls down the barbwire, and Vic lands into the explosives again! As Grimes is hurting on the outside, Supreme cuts the barbwire off the posts. Vic Grimes gets up to a standing ovation, but is met with a chairshot to the dome. Supreme wraps Grimes in the barbwire, brings in 20 light bulbs taped together to form a bed, and does a running toad splash on it! 1-2-3! A siren sounds, and everyone ringside heads for the hills! But Supreme and Grimes are still in there! A huge explosion ends off a historic night of wrestling!
Winner: Supreme [New XPW King of the Deathmatch Champion]