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| Xwe Aggression Fireworks begin to blast through the arena and the screaming xwe fans jump to there feet as the Xwe Aggression theme song begins to play. The X-Divas begin to dance as Xwe Aggressions offcial theme song " Get It Poppin" By Fat Joe & Nelly begin to play. Ciara: Welcome ladies and gentelmen Joey Styles: And all types of Xwe fans to the first aggression of the very so new year!. Ciara: Tonight should be a night full of fun because today will be all matches are for the tournament for the intergender titles. Joey Styles: Tonight will also be filled with a surprise because....Well we dont really know who the General Manager of the night is!....But that surprise is about to be Unfolded. The Cameras begin to make there way to the ramp awaiting the gm of the night to step out when theme music begins to play. Joey Styles: Wait...Isint that Chris masters theme music? Ciara: Wow Chris masters Gm!? Chris masters and melina begin making there way down the ramp dressed as if they are ready to fight in a match. Chris masters and Melina begin walking down the ramp and then get into the ring and grab a microphone. " Were you all expecting a general manager to step out here? Well Guess what you have to deal with us first because we were told that the general manager hasent arrived yet so that means we will do what we want when we want and how we want until someone with the power to stop us can! *Melina takes the mic from masters* " Also i was told to announce that tonight will be ALL about qualifying for the intergender titles...And our match is first so will out opponents hurry up so i can get this over with!" Melina & Chris Masters Vs Malcolm & Cadence Marie Malcolms theme music begins to burst through the speakers as malcolm makes his way down the ramp. Malcolm gets boos from the crowd and some cheers from the crowd. Ciara: Wow melina and Masters are taking on a....well rookie... Melina and chris masters laugh at malcolm as he gets into the ring ready to take them on. Cadence maries theme music " My Humps" begins to play on the loud speaker and cadence marie begins making her way out to the ring. Joey: Well melina and masters sure are taking on some rookies tonight but i wouldnt count rookies out of this... Cadence marie gets into the ring and melina & Masters begin to laugh some more until the ref tells them to get into there corners. Melina & Cadence marie takes there corners and Malcolm and Chris masters begin the match off. The Bell rings and the match has offcially begun. Chris masters and Malcolm lock up and chris masters quickly over powers maloclm tossing him down to the ring. Chris masters then flexes his muscles and then smirks at malcolm. Maloclm gets to his feet and Chris masters and Maloclm go at it again. Masters puts malcolm in a headlock and then swings him aganist the ropes. Malcolm bounces off the ropes and runs and hits chris with a kick to the face. Ciara: Well malcolm isint looking to good right about now i mean...He can't take the masterpiece down. Malcolm grabs chris and throws him into the turnbuckle and runs and splashes himself on the masterpiece. Malcolm jumps up onto the top ropes and awaits for chris masters to get to his feet and then hits chris masters with a neckbreaker from the top ropes. The fans begin to cheer malcolm a little after taking the masterpiece down to his feet. Chris masters gets back to his feet and malcolm begins to head to the top ropes. Chris masters turns around and sees malcolm on the top ropes and begins to back away heading to his corner and he tags melina into the ring. Melina has a shocked look on her face and chris masters tags her into the ring with malcolm in a intergender match. Malcolm jumps down from the top ropes and melina walks up to malcolm and trys to slap malcolm but malcolm grabs melinas hand. Melina then takes her foot and kicks malcolm right in the groain. Malcolm falls to the floor and Melina pins 1....2...Malcolm kicks up. Melina begins kicking malcolm in his stomach with her high heel boots and stomping on malcolm. Melina picks malcolm up and tosses him to the ropes and malcolm knocks melina down with his shoulder. Malcolm grabs melina by the head and tags Candence marie into the ring. Cadence marie gets into the ring and kicks melina in the stomach and then takes her head and begins to hit it on the turnbuckle and the fans begin to count 1...2..3..4..5...6..7..8..9..10! Cadence marie then rolls melina up 1....2..Chris masters comes from behind and knocks Cadence marie in the back breaking up the pin. Malcolm jumps over the top ropes and hits a chin kick on chris masters and masters falls out of the ring. Malcolm runs and jumps onto chris masters but masters catches malcolm and then runs and hits malcolms back acorss the turnbuckle pole. Melina and Cadence marie both begin getting to there feet when chris masters begins to distract the ref. Melina takes her boot off and as Cadence marie turns around she nails her with the boot! Masters jumps off the side and the ref begins to count as melina pins 1....2...3! " Here Are your winners of this match...Chris Masters & Meeeeliiiina!" Melina & Chris masters begin hugging each other as there names are announced and they advance in the turny. Batistas theme music begins to play and Batista begins walking out dressed up in a Gray suit* Batista begins to clap for chris masters and melina on winning there match. " Very impressive...I liked the little boot trick that you did melina i think i'll have to use that one someday" *Melina bows at batista taking credit for her boot "trick"* " Oh wait i forgot to announce something...Tonight The Animal....Is GENERAL MANAGER!!!!...Melina and As Gm your little boot trick isint the way to win the match so guess what? We are gonna redo this match...Right...Nooow!" *Melina & Chris masters begin to trash talk Batista when Malcolm runs and kicks masters outside of the ring. Melina turns around and Cadence marie kicks her in the stomach and throws her to the turnbuckle and then hits Her finisher move: Fantasy! and covers 1.....2.....3! " Here are your winners of this match...Cadence Marie & Malcooolm!" " Now That is how i like to see a match when i'm General manager" Batista says as he fixes his collar and walks backstage. As Xwe Aggression cameras head backstage General manager Batista is walking backstage when Jessica Hardy walks up to Batista. Jessica: Just the Person i have been waiting for. Batista: Jessica Jessica Jessica *Batista says as he looks jessica up and down and all around* Jessica: I'm no Stacy Mcmahon dave...Anyways I hear that i'm booked for a match tonight for the Tournament but i wasent told who my partner would be. Batista: Oh...Well...Your partner is Kinda a surprise.. Jessica: Dave...I hope you don't plan on being my partner here tonight because whether we win or not you aint getting any of this toxic. *Batista Laughs* Batista: Oh Just watch and See jessica..Watch and See *Batista walks away heading into the general managers office* John Cena & Claire Hughes Vs Chris Jericho & Ashley "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AVENUE!!!!!!!!!" Makin their way to the ring, the team of Claire Hughes and JOHN CENAAAAAA!!! John and Claire get in the ring, preparing for their match. The countdown starts followed by, "BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOWN!!!!" Chris Jericho's figure appears at the top of the ramp and is soon joined by Ashley. Jericho runs to the ring and begins to attack Cena. Ashley gets on the apron and the referee calls for the bell. Jericho pulls Cena up and gives him a sudden clothesline. He lifts him back up again once more, delivering a strong uppercut, which sends John Cena sprawling to the turnbuckle for support. Jericho follows up with several knife edge chops. The crowd echoes each slap with "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jericho swings Cena into the ropes and as Cena rebounds, he hits him with a big back body drop. Ashley stands on the apron, cheering him on. Jericho rolls up, and catches Cena before Cena can regain his composure with a gutbuster, then pulls him up for a suplex, but flows into a brainbuster. Jericho continues on the attack with a knee to the face. Chris Jericho turns around and starts to taunt the crowd. He turns to see Cena crawling to tag in Claire. Jericho smirks and grabs Cena by the ankle, pulling him back. Cena gets a burst of energy and lunges forward, tagging in Claire. Jericho walks over and tags in Ashley, who comes running into the ring. Claire and Ashley lock up, but Claire soon gets the upper hand by flinging Ashley to the mat by her hair. Ashley gets up and gets an interverted DDT for her reward. Claire begins to stomp away on Ashley, as she makes her way to the ropes. The referee begins the five count to end the stomping and Claire eventually breaks it. Jericho runs in the ring, trying to help Ashley. Cena sees this and runs in as well. The referee gets tied up by Claire, arguing about the five count. Cena begins to hit Jericho with arm drags and clotheslines. Cena backs up to the corner, and waits for Jericho to get up in the opposite corner. Y2J finally gets to his feet and Cena takes off running, right as the referee turns around from Claire. John Cena knocks the referee out of his stripes with a huge spear take down. John Cena doesn't do anything about the referee and instead goes for Jericho. He picks him up and delivers an FU. Ashley and Claire start talking a little bit of trash as Cena dumps Jericho out of the ring. Cena gets out of the ring to continue his beating on Jericho. Back in the ring, Ashley finally has the upper hand on Claire. Claire stands in the middle of the ring, stunned, while Ashley runs to the ropes, doing a flip. She bounces back, flipping, and hits Claire with a spring board elbow! Ashley crawls over and hooks the leg for the pin. ......but nothing happens. The referee is still knocked out! Ashley gets up and starts to shake the referee, but it doesn't work. John Cena finishes with Jericho and gets back in the ring after making sure Y2J is down after slamming him into the steps. The Doctor of Thuganomics stalks Ashley, who tries to slap him and kick him. Cena merely smiles and catches her by the wrists. He lifts her up on his shoulders and slams her into the mat with an FU. Cena walks over to the referee and lifts him up by the shirt, dragging him over to where Claire has an arm over Ashley. The referee makes a slow count: 1....2....3! This match is over!! Guys from the back come down and help the referee. Ashley, and Jericho clear the area. Cena and Claire celebrate in the ring for a bit until John gets a microphone. "Well, that was easy, if I do say so myself. I didn't even break a sweat. Claire and I are THE team on Aggression. Nobody can stop us! We're willing to take on every single team back there in the Aggression locker room and we guarantee a victory!" Cena drops the microphone as his music plays and he and Claire walk to the back. "Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, hey hey!" Def Leppard hits the sound system and out comes Stacy McMahon. She poses at the top of the ramp, dressed in a black Gucci dress with metal lace and beaded embroidery. Most of the fans cheer while a few girls boo her. She gets in the ring with "Stacy Style" and gets even more cheers. She grabs a microphone and waits for her music to cut off. "I know you all saw what happened last week between Randy and I. And you know, I would be lying if I said that didn't hurt, both physically and mentally. However, we both held each other back. He couldn't win, I couldn't win, it was a lose lose situation. That chapter of my life is now over and I am moving on, as is he. Oh and, Monique, I do want you to know I'd never do anything with your husband." She stops, as many of the female, and some male, fans start the "Slut" chant. The chants soon die out and she continues. "You know, ever since it's been out that I'm a McMahon, all I hear anymore is that I am only where I am today simply because of who my father is. That is not true. None of you know the real reason of why I came into this business with a name other than McMahon. I did it because I wanted people to know me for me, not because of my name. I went through just as many hard times and paid all of my dues like everyone else in that locker room. I didn't even have my father help me find a suitable wrestling school for me. I did it all on my own. Yes, he did sign me, but you know what? I had my instructor send him the tape of some of my matches anonymously. I wanted to be in this business knowing I did it myself without any help. And now it appears as though my wrestling skills are deteriorating. That's just not going to happen." She pauses, slipping off her stilettos. "I challenge any XWE Diva back in the Aggression locker room to come out here and face me." Stacy places her hand on her hip, waiting for somebody to accept. "Bodies" soon begins to play as Trisha comes out of the back. Stacy smirks and sets down the microphone. Trisha is dressed in her ring attire and she climbs into the ring. A referee quickly comes down to the ring and calls for the bell. Stacy Mcmahon Vs Trisha Ciara: Stacy McMahon is one...Well crazy bitch. Joey: Yeah she is! Wrestling in a Gucci dress! Ciara: ...uh, that isn't exactly what I meant, but okay. Stacy locks up with Trisha and flings her to the mat by her hair. Trisha sits up and gets knocked back down by a swinging neck breaker. Ciara: I will admit, she does have some moves. Stacy picks her up and shoves her into the corner where she begins choking her with one of her long legs. The referee starts the five count and Stacy breaks it at 4 and a half. Joey: She's definitely dominating this match. Stacy goes for the pin and as the referee's hand is about to come down for three, she pulls Trishas shoulders up. A sadistic grin spreads across her lips and she brings Trisha down for a huge DDT. Stacy starts stalking Trisha as she starts to get back to her feet. Stacy waits and she finally turns around to face Stacy. Stacy puts her hands in front of her, taunting Trisha to bring it. Trisha runs at Stacy and gets knocked down by a knee to the gut. Stacy walks over to the corner and prepares for the McMahon Mayhem. As Trisha stands up, Stacy runs towards her and knocks her out with the powerful superkick. She grins again and covers her for the pin: 1...2...3! The referee holds Stacy's hand up and her song starts to play as she makes her way back up the ramp. At the top, she throws up her right arm and then heads to the back. Back in the ring, the referee is calling for the medics. They rush down with a stretcher for Trisha, who isn't moving. An EMT puts a brace around her neck and they carefully move her onto the stretcher, which they wheel back to an ambulance that rushes off to take her to the nearby hospital. Ciara: Ummm well Stacy Mcmahon is stepping her game up...but i really do think she needs a chill pill...This is the 2nd Person she has put in the hospital. Xwe cameras watch as the Cameras come off the ambulance truck. Kano makato and Alexis Valentine walk into the building after watching the truck go away. Alexis: Well...That was...Cool i cant believe stacy did that. she must REALLY be pissed Kano: Yeah i know...Well our match is up next...We didnt get to fight Masters & Melina but were gonna do the best that we can. Alexis: Yeah...Kano...I...Love you...Now its time to kick some ass...Well...erm we will do our best... Kano Makato & Alexis Vs Monique & Randy Orton "St. Jimmy's" begins to play as Alexis Valentine & Kano makato make there way to the ring. Alexis & Kano makato begin walking down the ramp holding hands. Ciara: Awww isint it so cute...Its Like Chucky & Chuckys Bride! Joey: Ciara... Kano makato and Alexis slide into the ring and hit the turnbuckle and the crowd begins to boo the two. " Hey...Hey Nothing you can say" Randy Ortons theme music goes off and Randy Orton begins walking down the ramp heading to the ring. Randy Orton stops halfway down the ramp. "Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see Won't you come over check up on it I'm gone let you work up on it." Moniques theme song begins to play and Monique Orton begins making her way down the ramp. Monique Orton gets a mixiture of cheers and Boo's as she walks down the ramp. Monique meets up with Randy and the ortons slide into the ring. Alexis runs up to Monique and hugs her and then returns to her corner. Randy Orton & Kano makato get into the ring and begin to postion for lock up as the bell rings. Kano Makato and Randy Orton lock up and Kano and Randy push back and forth until the ref tells them to let go. Kano lets go and then pokes randy orton in the eyes and the fans begin to boo kano. Kano swings randy into the ropes and then rams his knee into randy ortons stomach. Randy Orton flips over kanos knee and begins to hold his stomach. Kano grabs randys leg and begins to work on randys leg by locking it in a figure 4 leg lock. Randy screams in pain and trys to make it to the ropes but Randy couldnt. Randy rest's his back on the mat and the ref counts 1...2.Randy gets up as fast as he can and begins to give kano right hands in the head. Kano makato lets go of the lock and Randy orton gets to his feet, Kano runs at randy with a clothesline but randy orton ducks and hits a reversed neckbreaker on kano makato. Kano and Randy both begin crawling to there partners and then both men tag in the divas. Alexis and Monique Orton stare at each other and Monique offers alexis a hand, Alexis smiles and grabs Moniques hand and trys to pull away but Monique Orton clotheslines alexis down to the mat. Monique Orton grabs alexis by the hair and picks her up and slaps alexis across the face and then does a facebuster to alexis sending her face to meet the ring mat. Monique Orton waits for Alexis to get up and when alexis does monique orton taunts for the Mko but kano makato grabs Monique Orton by the hair and holds her. Alexis shurgs her shoulders and then kicks monique in the stomach. Alexis begins setting Monique up for the death valley driver but monique reverses it and kicks Alexis in the stomach and picks her up and begins heading to the top rope. Monique sets alexis up and then nails the MO Plunge! Monique Orton goes for the pin 1....2...Kano makato grabs Moniques leg and then randy orton runs from his side of the ring and knocks Kano makato down. Monique looks at alexis and then picks her up and Mko's her and covers for the pin 1....2...3! "Here are your winners of this match. Monique Orton & Randy Orton " Monique & Randys hands are raise for there victory and Kano & Alexis begin to get to there feet. Kano Makato begins walking up the ramp. Alexis valentine grabs a mic. " Congrats Monique i'm really happy that you won you did really good...Im glad were still friends!" Alexis valentine smiles at Monique Orton and Monique shakes her head and then taps randy on his shoulder and leaves the ring. " Randy were still friends to arent..Randy Orton Rko's Alexis valentine before she could even finish her sentence. Monique & Randy begin walking backstage as kano makato runs to help alexis up in the ring after her " Friend Rko'd Her" Ciara: What some friends.. Joey: Hey i wouldnt talk about Monique Orton right about now...She may come after you too. Ciara: I'm not alexis i know who to trust and who not to and plus i can defend myself. Joey: Whatever you say....Well next up is the Final match of the night and so far all we know is Jessica Hardy has a surprise waiting for her. Backstage Ashley knocks on the Gm's locker room door and then Batista answers come in. Ashley walks into the locker room. Ashley: Hey dave um i know i didnt make 2 much of an Impression tonight but i was wondering if you could book me in a match next week so i can show some of the fans what i can actually do in the ring. Dave: Hmmm...Okay ashley i will do that for you. Ashley: Allright...No one major like Monique Or Jessica either but i wanted to know if i win this match could it lead me a step further to facing Tynesha for the womens title. Dave: Sure it can and i got just the Person for you also. Next Week live on Xwe Aggression Ashley will take on Stacy Mcmahon in a Bra & Panties match! Lita & Matt Hardy Vs Jessica Hardy and Surprise The sounds of keyboards being clicked are heard around the Arena and then matt hardys theme song begins to play. Matt Hardy and Lita begin making there way out to the ring. Matt & Lita smile at each other and slide into the ring and pose on the turnbuckle and the fans cheer the two on. Ciara: Wow lita & matt back together again on the same show... Joey: Yeah matts first match since he was put here on Xwe aggression. 'Ooh La la la My Skin is getting wet my clothes are coming off. Ooh La la la la To many on the floor the club is getting Hot" Jessica hardys theme song plays and the arena is filled with boos and some cheers. Jessica Hardy walks out wearing Black leather pants with Purple lineing in it and a matching shirt and on the Back a playboy bunny with the words " 100% Bitch" Jessica Hardy gets into the ring and waits. Batistas theme music begins to play and Batista comes out in his suit still. " Well i bet you all are itching to know just who her tag partner is...Well your gonna find out in any mintue...Ya see last week On Xwe Unleashed a superstar was fired and today on Xwe Aggression a superstar was hired...i'd like to welcome the newest Xwe Aggression superstar ..Annnnd Jessica Hardys partner.... jeeeeeef Harrrrrrdyyyy! *Jeff Hardys theme music begins to play and Jeff hardy walks from behind the curtain and gets into the ring. Matt hardy & Lita both run up to jeff hardy and begin to welcome him to Aggression. Matt Hardy turns around and jessica hardy kicks matt hardy in the balls and then Bitch kicks lita as she turns around. The bell sounds off and Jessica Hardy covers. 1....2....3! " Here are your winners...Jessica & Jeff Hardy!" The ref grabs Jessica and Jeffs hands and begins to raise them when Jessica pulls away and begins to leave the ring. Ciara: Well...jeff Hardy is here on Xwe aggression...Im not sure if this is a good thing or not... Joey: Well i know that Jeff hardy & Jessica Hardy advance in the tournament!! Jeff hardy watches jessica leave the ring and then his theme music is played. Jeff hardy jumps on the turnbuckle and the fans cheer jeff hardy on as Xwe Aggression goes off. |