" Ooh La la la la la My Skin is getting wet My clothes are coming off, Ooh La la la too many on the floor the club is getting hot" Jessica Hardys theme music begins and the General manager begins walking down the ramp. The fans Cheer Jessica hardy on as she gets into the ring and grabs a microphone. " Welcome to XWE AGGESSSSSSION!, I'm Jessica Hardy as you all know, As you all seen last week i am getting married again to Jeff Hardy....This meaning that i will be very busy soooo...I'm forced to turn the General manager position over to someone else. The fans begin to become disappointed cheering " We Want Jessica, We want jessica" " Wow i'm still going to be here..no need to go crazy...Anyways tonight i will be in the office for anyone that feels they have what it takes to be the general manager.


* The Camera begins to zoom backstage on the Titantron as Jessica Hardy speaks*


" Ladies, I'm the one who called this meeting" Chun li says as she stands up in front of some of the Xwe Divas. " I really can't take this anymore, Have you all noticed only Jessica Hardys friend gain fame..Because she's the General manager?I think its about time we bring this to someone's attention and take some actions"


*The Camera zooms around the room and catches some of the divas there (Sable,Lita,Claire Hughes, Emily Krystal, Cadence marie, Ashley, Jade & Tynesha Knowles )


" Ladies i need your answers by tonight, I don't have anything aganist Jessica Hardy but if you want your career to go on its time to take a stand and gain fame like Monique & Stacy Mcmahon have.


* The Camera zooms back into the ring and Jessica Hardy is shocked*

" Hmph!, Well this is also another reason i won't be General manager anymore...I Can't whip any asses...But tonight i will return to whipping ass when i go one on one with CHUN LI!. The fans begin to cheer as Jessica finishes up. " and Xwe Aggression goes to Commercial.


Ciara: Welcome back to Xwe aggression...On commercial break the X-Divas came out and did there performance but before that Jessica hardy made a few important announcements.

Joey Styles: Not only did Jessica make some announcements but we got backstage footage and Chun lil also made an announcement of her own.

Ciara: Well Chun li can be kind of correct but i wonder which divas are going to take chun li's side on this...Im preety sure this is gonna be something huge.

Joey Styles: Well enough talk about that for now...Its time for an Xwe Aggression match baby!

Ciara: Alrighty then...

               Chris Masters Vs Brimstone

Aggression's cameras now transfixed on the mouth of the ramping.Brimstone's theme music blaring from the dual speakers as his stats shows up on a banner briefly.Promotion playing on the the various monitors,the crowd's response in a neat mix of cheers and boos.The towering wrestler advances down the ramp,halting at diverse times to either shake hands with fans or simply read the signs in the crowd.Signing an autograph for a rather esscentric girl,the ring announcer finally concluding with Brimstone's welcome to the ring.Brimstone now arriving near ringside,grinning at Ciara.Cici returns the grin and begins to gesture for Brimstone to go away.Brimstone plants a single knee on the apron,tilting his head to the crowd and slipping into the ring with ease.Standing on the middle turnbuckle,throwing his arms up to the crowd and then repeating this routine on the opposite turnbuckle.The referee swooping over towards Brimstone,conversating with him about the match up and its rules.
Brimstone's focus becoming broken with the sound of Chris Masters' theme song.The over bulky male slowly enters from the mouth of the ramp way.Before even advancing down the ramping,Chris Masters' immediately flexes his muscles and flashes a toothy grin at the crowd.They respond with a chorus of boos and Chris merely shrugging it off and continuing down the ramp.Before reaching ringside,Chris Masters once again flexes his muscles and then arrives into the ring.Not continuing any farther with his usual routine.Contently listening to the referee as he wildly gesticulates to what he's saying.The referee concluding his conversation with the two competitors only to signal for the beginning bell to sound off.

The gong of the bell echoing throughout the stadium,the two competitors simply glaring at each other,awaiting for one to make a move.Chris Masters taunting Brimstone by pretending to make a move but instead reeling back before reaching hitting distance.Brimstone simply standing there not flinching at all as Chris Masters persists on taunting him.Transfixed on his over-muscled opponent who seems quite small compared to Brimstone's towering height.This time Brimstone lurches forward and Chris Masters backs away not wanting to be swiped by Brimstone.Brimstone repeats this notion once again and Chris Masters retreats farther towards the corner.Repeating this once more,Chris Masters backed up completely into the corner.Brimstone now advancing in....three feet...two feet...one foot away and Chris Masters presses his weight up against the buckles and goes to kick Brimstone square in the stomach.But,the talented Brimstone catches Chris Masters' leg in his hand and with one single motion yanks Chris Masters out from the turnbuckles.But before hitting the mat,Chris Masters' head collides with the turnbuckle,forcing his head to flare with horrid pain.Brimstone still holding onto Chris Masters' legs only to grab the other,twist around and lock in a sharpshooter.The referee arriving near the two.Questioning the struggling Chris Masters if he wishes to give in but he stubbornly refuses to tap out to Brimstone's executed sharpshooter.Increasing the pressure,a sickening grin curving at Brimstone's lips as Chris Masters cries out in agony.Chris now quite annoyed with the incessant 'check-ins' from the referee.Stretching out his arms towards the bottom ropes and managing to grope them.The referee noting of this and breaking the lock.Brimstone defying the referee and holding on longer but letting Chris Masters loose once the referee started threatening him that he may be disqualified.
Brimstone advances in towards Chris Masters once again but Chris fights back with a boot to the groin which is unseen by the referee.Brimstone cringes away from Chris Masters,his face distorted with a mere grimace.Chris using the support of the ropes he slowly returns to his feet,staring at Brimstone with a wicked grin tugging at the corners of his mouth.Running over,setting Brimstone up into a power bomb and successfully performing it.Looming over the fallen Brimstone, Chris masters goes for the pin 1....2 Brimstone kicks up in the split of a second.

Chris masters picks brimstone up and tosses him against the rope, Brimstone holds onto the ropes and chris masters goes running at brimstone with a Clothsline but Brimstone pulls the ropes down and chris goes flying over the top ropes. Brimstone waits for Chirs masters to get up then bounces off the ropes and kicks him in the mouth with a simple baseball slide. Brimstone tosses chris masters into the ring, Chris masters gets to his feet and brimstone kicks him in the gut and hits his finisher: Personified. Brimstone lays back on chris masters smirking and the ref pins 1....2...3!
" Here is your winner of this match....Briiiimstone"

*The ref raises brimstones hand in Victory and brimstone snatches away and grabs a Microphone from the side of the ring* " You Know, I've been proving myself over and over and over and what do i get in return? A Simple nothing, I know i may frighten most of you backstage but i mean someone has to step up...

*Kevin nashs theme music begins and kevin nash walks from backstage*

" Lil ol brimstone...you want a challenge? I mean your career doesn't compare to mines but im sure i can get you a challenge, So how about it next week...Kevin Nash Vs Brimstone"

Brimstone looks at Kevin nash and and nods his head " Your on nash...Oh and when i do kick your ass be sure to leave your bitch sable backstage" Brimstone laughs and then begins walking through the crowd as Kevin nash face turns red and he runs his fingers through his hair in anger.

The Cameras head backstage and Trish stratus is talking to Xwe aggression's new Diva " Candy". Trish stratus stops as they reach the coffee table.

Trish: Well Candy I've shown you around the whole place...I guess you can call it a Stratusfaction tour!

*Stacy KEIBLER walks past the two divas and begins fixing her some coffee*

Trish: Oh if it isn't Stacy Keibler, Haven't seen you in Xwe in like Um forever? where have you been? Working the corners?

Stacy: Oh, No sorry i believe you got me confused with someone else Trish, I've been taking care of some business but now im back and Xwe will see a lot more of me...Oh and Candy if i were you i'd find someone else to hang around i mean you don't wanna hang around a slut now would ya?

*Candy looks at Trish then looks at Stacy Keibler and spears Stacy Keibler onto the Coffee table and begins slapping Stacy Keibler, Candy takes Stacy and runs her across the coffee*

Candy smiles at Trish and walks away, Trish stratus looks shocked at the damaged candy caused as Stacy Mcmahon lays on the floor with coffee spilled all over her and the coffee table a wreck.

Ciara: What a feisty lil Diva she is..

Joey styles: Well hanging around with trish stratus...

Ciara: Well stacy keibler is a big girl im sure candy will be in for a lil taste of Stacy pretty soon.

  Kevin Nash
VS
Jamie Noble & Nunzio & Rene Dupree

The Ring Announcer stood in the center of the ring… “Please welcome, the team of, Nunzio, Rene Dupree, and Jamie Noble! The crowed had a mix of cheers but boo’d the team overall. Kevin’s theme song blast's through the Xwe speakers as he briskly walks down the ramp ready for his match. The Ref calls for the bell and the match begins. The 3 man team start off with Rene Dupree, the strongest from the team. Rene centered himself in the ring eyeing Kevin Nash. Kevin stands still until Rene Dupree begins trash talking. Kevin Nash looks at rene dupree and then knocks Rene down with a heavy Clothesline. Rene gets up and Kevin hits another Clothesline to Rene’s neck. Rene Dupree gets up once again and Nash did yet another Clothesline on him. The crowed cheers as Rene rolled to ringside and tagged Nunzio. Kevin stares at Nunzio and chuckled a little. Nunzio then wiped his chin wit his left hand into Kevin’s direction as if doing some sort of a “diss”.

Ciara: And thats supposed to mean?

Kevin runs at nunzio with a Clothesline, but Nunzio hopped around using his quickness as an advantage. Kevin goes to grab Nunzio’s throat but Nunzio hopped behind him and tries to perform a Huricana. Nunzio was now on top of Kevin’s shoulders not able to over power him and throw him to his floor with his legs. Kevin grabbed Nunzio’s legs and started to swing him around the ring in a circle. He then let go which sent Nunzio flying into Rene Dupree, knocking him off the apron. “Raaaawwrrr!” *Whips crack* Sable walks down the ramp as Jamie Noble’s eyes are stuck on her…She comes to ringside to cheer on Kevin. Kevin grabbs the distracted Jamie Noble and swings him over the top rope into the ring. Sable shouts “Get em Kevin!” Kevin looks at sable and gave her a thumb up as she licked her lips.

Ciara: Ew did you just see what i seen?

Joey: Yes i believe we all did

Kevin walks over to Jamie, grabs him by the throat and lifts him high up in the air and slams him down again. The Ref begins to tend to Jamie as he was complaining about some back pains…Nunzio was slowly getting up and he eventually got to the apron along with Rene Dupree. Meanwhile Nunzio was getting thrown around in the ring. The 2 men at ringside decide to get in the ring and dog pile over Kevin Nash. Kevin pried Nunzio off of him and tosses him to the side with one arm making him roll out of the ring. He then flipps Jamie Noble off his back. Nash turns around and receives a Flying Lariat from Rene Dupree who was perched on the top turnbuckle. Kevin falls down hitting the canvas with a loud “thud!” Rene walks over and goes for the cover…one, two, Rene gets elevated into the air from Nash pushing him off. Jamie begins running to the back of Kevin, but Keivn turns around and gives him a Big Boot to his face. Kevin then shovs Jamie out of the ring to the cold floor. He pushes Rene to the corner of the turnbuckle and starts sending chops to Rene’s chest. He then grabbes Rene’s head and lands a running Face Breaker…Nash set Rene up for his finishing move, as Nunzio quietly slid into the ring. But…as the Ref’s back was turned Sable pulled Nunzio’s leg dragging him back out of the ring and she landed a Reverse DDT on him. She then fled the scene and went back to cheer on Kevin who landed a Jack Knife Powerbomb on Rene. He went for the cover as Sable and him exchanged winks…one, two, three! “The winner of this match is Kevin Nashhh!” Sable entered the ring and held his hand up high, Sable and Kevin nash leave the ring and head backstage.
Emily Crystal's theme hits the arena. The crowd begins to boo loudly at the sight of Emily and Ashley. They walk down to the ring, grinning. They get inside the ring and Emily grabs a microphone. Ashley stands next to her in the ring, her lips firmly pressed together.

"I hope you all weren't expecting Stacy. You see, she's too scared to come out here tonight. Hell, the only reason she's even bacstage is because her father made her. I really don't blame her. I'd be scared to if I got attacked by a steel pipe." Emily laughs and hands the microphone to Ashley, earning a groan from the crowd.
"Don't forget Emily, Stacy and CHris Jericho got something going on. Edge is all yours. Oh and Stacy, I know you're back there, watch this. What you said last week, well, you're just jealous! You wish you could be as cool and as punk as I am!" The crowd erupts with laughter. Ashley hands the microphone back to Emily with a pissed off look.
"You're exactly right. Don't worry Stacy. You and Jericho look good together. I promise to take good care of Adam for you. Anyways, Assley..sorry, Ashley," she glances at Ashley who looks ticked. "I said sorry! Anyways, Ashley and I are out here to challenge you to-"

Step inside, walk this way. You and me babe, hey hey! Stacy's music cuts her off. The youngest McMahon appears at the top of the ramp, microphone in hand.

"Well, if it isn't Emilho and Assley, what's going on sluts?" Stacy smiles and the crowd cheers. "To challenge me to a handicapped match, is that what you were going to say?" Stacy smirks at the look on Emily's face. "Well, sounds good to me, but it's really not fair. Why would you put yourself in that position? Obviously you've got the handicap," Stacy points to Ashley, "but...I do have a solution. As much as I'd love to kick both your asses single handedly, I decided to share it with a good friend of mine. You might know her. She's ... oh... how do you say...HARDCORE! Please welcome the lovely, the sexy, and the most hardcore bitch to ever grace a wrestling ring: BEULAH MCGILLICUTTY!" Stacy points to the stage as Alice in Chains' Man in the Box starts to play. The ECW Diva walks out, standing next to stacy. She smiles at the audience and takes the microphone. "So, you two ring rats want to make a challenge? Go right ahead and make one then." Beulah waits for Emily to say something, but she stays silent. "Just like I thought. Well, Stacy and myself will give you one week to come up with a match. Got it? If you don't have something by next Aggression, then Stacy and I will pick one. Believe me, you don't want us choosing a match. See ya next week, bitches!" Stacy and Beulah start to laugh and go backstage as Aggression cuts to a commercial.

Jade Vs Emily

Aggression's cameras pan about the crowds,focusing in on a few signs,such as:'Jessica Marry Me! Not Jeff!','Mo is my Hoe',and 'Celina > Cavin'.Joey Styles and Ciara
briefly conversate,commenting the matches that have taken place earlier this evening.'If You Got It,Flaunt' errupts from the dual speakers,the crowd responding in a chorus of boos and
a 'Jade Screwed Jewel' chant.Jade elegantly makes her down the rampway,smiling at the crowd,quite oblivious to the chant thundering from the crowd.Adorned in black gauncho dress pants,a flowing mosaic printed halter top,and black one inch heels to compliment her pants.Gracefully scaling the steel steps.Jade then walks along the apron,running her left hand on the top rope;once reaching the center,she slips through the middle ropes only to plot herself in the middle of the ring.
With a microphone in hand Jade whisks strands of blond hair from her view and then commences to speak,"Alright,simmer,simmer.From what you guys have seen on these previous weeks,including Unleashed,I'm the absolute best," pausing for a brief moment to pace around the ring and intake the uprising boos once again,"Shut it!" demands Jade,shaking her head in disapprovement at the boisterous crowd."As I was saying,no one can defeat me nor is anyone backstage better than this fine piece of ass.Forget that fake playmate Jessica,lets dump the husband stealer Stacy Mcmahon,throw away Mo Ho because we all know Randall is too good for her,and I'm not even continue on what my thoughts are on Trish Stratus.To sum this all up,I can and I will take on anyone!" concludes Jade with a large grin tugging at the corners of her mouth.She goes to speak once again only to be interrupted by another diva's theme music.
Jade's jaw seems to drop at the presence of Emily Kristal.Cupping her hands against her mouth,shock being gestured in this.Gathering her composure Jade begins to speak once again,"Cut the music," the music ceases to play and Emily haults at the end of the ramp,pressing her hand against her hip awaiting for Jade to go on about some sort of bullshit."Do you honestly think that this so called diva can beat me,Jade,the better sister,here tonight?" she inquires to herself only to hear the response of a chorus of boos.Jade continues once again,ignoring the crowd,"Well,seeing as it is my first match on Aggression,I'll take the honor of beating a worthless piece of trash like Emily!" announces Jade as she kicks off her heels and places them by the apron.
Emily sprints towards the ring as the gong of the beginning match bell cues.A referee from the side slides into the ring and plots himself near the ropes.Emily Kristal dives into the ring and charges after the bent over Jade.Hitting her with a head butt and Jade flips over the middle ropes and hits the flooring beneath.Emily whisking her hair back into a pony-tail with ease,smirking at the fallen Jade who is having quite some trouble just getting up onto her feet.The fans around the area where Jade has landed merely laughing in hysterics.Jade now crouched over,her head tilted towards the ring glaring at Emily,only to realize a few moments later that the referee has reached to the four count.Emily slips out of the ring,chick kicking the half-standing Jade who then keels over.Emily persists on her brutal attack,thrashing Jade's head repeatively into the barricade.A slight split in Jade's forehead,gleaming with a streak of blood.

Ciara:Emily is mental!

Joey:I wouldn't want to be the barricade at the moment..I mean drenched in Jade's blood! Herpes!

Ciara:No Joey...it's AIDs,get your STDs straight.

Joey:Is AIDs a foreign STD?

Ciara:Back! To the match

The referee now concluding his count once Emily rolls Jade into the ring.Emily then slips into the ring,the crowds cheering her on to be victorious in this match up.The strenghous Emily drags Jade into the middle of the ring,hoping for a successful pin.She drops to her knees attempting at adding a dramatic effect to the near pin.Hooking the leg up,signaling for the referee to begin his count.One...two...Jade gets her shoulder up from the mat,but not showing any response after that only the sight of short,uneven breaths.Emily smashes Jade's head into the canvas,shouting something in her face,spit flying from her mouth in splatters.Emily slaps Jade across the face,leaving a faint red imprint on Jade's face.Emily once again goes for a pin,this time placing pressure directly on Jade's upper-body.The referee goes for another count once again,a slightly annoyed expression pinched in his face.One...with ease Jade kicks out,bucking Emily Kristal off of her,sending her to the side.
Crawling over towards the ropes Jade uses them to assist herself to her feet.Eyeing Emily Kristal who is currently slowly staggering to her feet.Jade launches herself off the ropes,performing a running clothesline,Emily simply duck and managing to kick backwards hitting Jade square in the stomach.From the impact Jade flips over the ropes (once again) but this time keeping her grasp on the ropes and landing square on the apron.Emily believing the Jade has once again fallen out of the ring as she surveys the crowd,amusing herself with a few signs that fans are enthusiastically waving in the air.Jade seeing an opportunity she then launches herself from the top ropes performing her finisher,Diving Hurricanrana.Emily Kristal feeling as if a block of cement has been thrown at her.Emily collapses to the mat followed by Jade who lands on top of her.Jade kneels and rolls Emily up into a rollup.The referee goes for the count once again,sliding to the mat nearby the two females.One...two...three...the announcer's voice then is heard bellowing,"And Here is your winnnnnnneeerrrr....Jade!".
Jade arrives at her feet,the referee raising her hand in the air,signaling that she is indeed the winner of this match up.As Jade's theme music is emitted from the dual speakers,the crowd breaks out into their "Jade screwed Jewel" chants,blended neatly in with boos from younger children that have came to view Aggression this evening.Emily Kristal flinches slightly;at the sight of Emily stirring Jade quickly exits the ring,taking her heels in hand.She disappears backstage and her music music is cut as Aggression escapes to a commercial break.

Xwe Aggression returns from commercial and zooms backstage where a black lady is walking around looking, " Ew you sure is oogly" She says as she sees sable backstage.*

*Sable simply rolls her eyes at the Women and kisses Kevin nash in the lips*

Lady: Ew that aint that's naaaasty, You gon get sar's!

Sable: Listen i don't know who you think you are lady but this title means i kick ass around here!

Lady: Ma name is MADEA should i spell it out for you sweetie? M A D E A! And i don't know Who the hell you think ya talking to but you about 2 seconds from me kicking your 40 year old blonde ass, And if ya think big nasty over there gon do something ya better think about it again because i brought my peacemaker with me * She points to her pocket book* Now run along before i bus a cap in your ass!

*Sable and Kevin Nash rush off fast*

Madea: I tell ya these young folks gon have me do some time..Is that monique..Oh lord yes it is..baby i remember when i used to watch you and jessica and you Haven't changed a bit, ya couldn't keep your diaper on then and you don't keep ya panties on now"

* Monique smiles At madea and poses*

Monique: MADEA! You Haven't changed a bit either...Was that you causing all that noise over there?

Madea: Noise? I call it music girl, I didn't get to play the instrument though the old lady and her pimp ran off i was bought to make some music though.

Monique Orton: Yeah you Haven't changed a bit, Im guessing you are looking for Jessica Hardy's office...Its right down that hallway.

Madea: Thank ya.Thank ya thank ya...Oh sorry girl you know i get in my whitney houston mode and i can't control myself.
Monique and Madea laugh and Madea walks down the hallway to jessica hardys office.

Randy & Monique VS. Maria & Mark Jindrak

“You need to stop playing round with them clowns and the wangsta’s good girls gotta get down with the gangta’s…Oooh boy you lookin like you like what you see” Monique Orton walks down to the ring with grace. Randy Orton’s theme plays as he strolls down the ring and meets up with Monique. Their opponents Maria and Mark are already present in the ring. The match starts off with the divas. Maria wearing tight attire with a very short type of shorts, she walks to the center of the ring and grinds down an invisible pole. Monique rolls her eyes and pushes Maria’s flimsy body to the floor. Maria attempts to get to her feet but Monique slaps her across her face knocking her right back down. Monique poses an evil grin across her face as she watches the audience who are cheering for her. Randy calls out to Monique “Mo! Take it easy!” Monique grabs Maria’s loose blonde hair and sweeps her across the ring floor. Maria gets up with a puzzled face…Maria then walks up to Monique and kicks her  right in the mid-section. Monique didn't’t take that to light as she grabs Maria’s hair once again and slams her head backwards into the mat.

Ciara: Monique Orton is completely Destroying maria in the ring

Joey Styles: Yes the ortons are very good at destroying

Randy held his head in his hands as Jindrak yells for Maria to get up. Maria stood on her wobbly feet and Monique clotheslines her to the floor once again. Monique rolls maria up for the cover…one, two, Maria threw an arm in the air.

Ciara: Well maria isn't to bright, I would have let her get the pin.

Monique sucks her teeth and hops to her feet and grabs maria by the hair forcing her to get to her feet also. She then lands the Mko and then goes for another cover…one, two, the count was broken by Mark Jindrak. Mark went back to ringside leaving Monique cursing. She then throws Maria to her corner allowing her to tag Jindrak as she tags Randy orton into the ring. The two men locked up in the center of the ring. Mark swings Randy around and gives him a Back Breaker.Mark Jindrak then throws his arm in the air for fan support, but they had no reaction. He then kicks Randy Orton three times while Orton was still on the floor. Mark grabs Randy’s leg lifts it high in the air and slammed it back down. Mark smirked at Mrs.. Orton as he dragged Randy to his feet and landed a Modified Neck breaker. Monique at ringside looked in-patient as if this match could have been going better. Randy Orton got to his feet and he Dropkicked Jinkdrak to the floor. He pulled Mark’s arm to bring him up and then he irish-whiped him to the ropes and landed a Cross Body in the air. Randy flowed that into a pin…Mark kicked out quickly. The two men now to their feet eyed each other in the ring Jindrak ran towards Randy and he locked in a Sleeper Hold. He tightened the hold as the Ref kept checking Randy to see if he would tap. Randy shook his head and then grabbed Jindrak’s arm and pulled him over making Jindrak land on his back. Mark slowly got to his feet. Randy was setting up for the Rko when he felt something touching him on his back. It was Maria throwing baby punches at him. Monique entered the ring and Speared Maria to the floor. She then tossed Maria out of the ring by her hair. The Orton’s touched fists as Monique went back to ringside. Mark Jindrak gets up and was sent straight into an Rko! Randy covers him…one, two, three! The Ring Announcer stepped into the ring. “The winners of this match are Monique and Randy…Thhhee Orrrtonns!!!

As the match ends Monique makes her way to the turnbuckle as Randy grabs a microphone from a crewmen. He then makes his way back to Monique, who is now sitting on the turnbuckle, positioning himself between her legs. “This is going out to everyone back there in the Aggression locker room” He then pauses, looking around the arena waiting for the crowd to quiet down” “Thank you. Back to these so called superstars on Aggression. . .What the hell is wrong with you people? Do you think it’s fun to walk around with gold around these sexy waist of ours, and not have anyone try to take them away?” He hands the microphone to Monique as she fix her hair. “Look, being champ is fun and all. I mean, it does prove we’re better then most of you, hell, most likely all off you” the crowd lets out a mixture of boos and cheers as she continues. “But part of being a champ is defending the title. So, we’re going to issue a challenge to any male and female, to step up, and try to take these titles away from us.” The microphone is passed once again. “In other words, run to Jessica and beg for a change to be in the ring with Them Damn Ortonz.” Randy says as he toss the microphone, grabbing Monique off the turnbuckle and heading out the ring.

Ciara: Cocky bastards....

Joey: I don’t think so. They’re right. A tag team needs to step up and try to do something with their career.

Ciara: But for them to say it like that. . ?

Joey: Was their way of getting people hyped enough to step up

Backstage in the parking lot, Emily and Ashley are standing and it appears they're waiting for somebody. "Are you sure this is going to work Emily?" "Would you shut up already? I told you, it'll work. If Stacy wants to try and get the one up on us, then we'll just have to show her who's boss." "Okay, I'm so excited! Because like...oh my gosh I've never done something like this and it's just so great that I get to be your partner! Thank you Emily!" Emily shakes her head and moves to the side as a limo pulls up. The driver gets out and opens the door. A man walks out and comes over to Emily and Ashley. "I'm glad you could make it on such short notice," Emily says. "No problem, anything for my favorite lady." Emily smiles. "I expect that you've got something up your sleeve, Daivari?" The camera moves over to his face to reveal Daivari standing there with a big smile on his face.
In Stacy's locker room, her and Beulah are sitting on the couch watching this happen. Stacy rolls her eyes. "Oh please, how pathetic. They really expect us to be scared of a sand eater?" Just then, Chris Jericho walks in. Stacy and Beulah stand up. "Hi Chris." "Hey Stacy." Beulah smiles and steps forward. "Hey Jericho, nice to see you again." "Yeah, you too. Look, Stace, I just saw what happened and I know how you can get even, if not an advantage." "Chris, we don't need anymore help. Beulah and I can take care of all three of them." "I don't doubt that, but I do have somebody who could maybe help you." The two girls shrug. "Okay, who?" Jericho pulls out his cell phone and hands it to Stacy. Beulah looks over Stacy's shoulder and looks at the screen. They both look at each other and grin. "Oh, this is going to be good." as Xwe Aggression heads to yet another Commercial.

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Xwe Aggression returns from commercial and head to the ring and Jessica Hardy stands inside of the ring, " Well i have had many People come up to me tonight for the General manager position and i have made my decision for the new general manager of Xwe....And the new General manager is....MABLE SIMMONS! but she will be Known as...MADEA!
" She's a Bad Mamma Jamma" Madeas theme song begins and madea makes her way down the ramp and the fans begin to cheer madea. " Helleeeeeeeeeeer" Madea says as she gets into the ring and the crowd responds to madea with a "Helleeeer."
" Lemmy tell ya a lil sum sum bout myself, I've been to Jail fou times, Shot 5 People and Beat the hell out of Millions but the lord blessed me and i was only arrested 2 times...Nah im playing im playing...My name is Madea and im lil Ms Jessica's auntie so ya fuck with her and Imma bust a cap in ya ass!, I am the General manager now annnnnnd....Annnnnnnd im running this bitch like its MIL AH TARY school, I say jump you say how high!, I say run you say how fast! i say Red alert got dammit duck cause im gon shoot somebody!. I'm not gon start nothing here tonight because i don't want to make you all think im crazy or something but next week is when the fun begins...RED ALERT!"

*Jessica Hardy dives out the ring*

" Ewww girl im playn im playing, I aint bout to shoot an'1 with all these witnesses out here...I only got bullets to Kill half of dem" Madea says as her and Jessica Hardy walk backstage.
Ciara: Xwe Aggression seems to get better and better by the weeks, New General manager and i believe she will be bringing lots of fun and Entertainment.

Joey Styles: Im sure she will be bringing that pocket book with her wherever she goes also!

Cadence Marie Vs Melina
Bra and Panties Contest ) Kevin & John Cena Judge

“My time is now….,” erupts from the dual monitors, John Cena sauntering from backstage as soon as his theme music is cued.Adorned in a ‘Cena’ jersey and rather baggy jean shorts.The usual ‘Ruck Fules’ hat tilted on the crown of his head.Acknowledging the crowd with the simple nod.The title slung over his shoulder,the gold gleaming from the hot lights above.Arriving by ringside,a ring crew member greeting John Cena only to hastily give him a microphone and then hurrying over to his post.Cena then slides into the ring,returns to his feet and awaits for his partner to arrive from backstage.
“Let Go” by Trick Daddy filters through the speakers,the crowd responds with a mixed of boos and cheers are heard from the crowd.Waving signs vigorously in the air,attempting at sending out their messages hoping the cameras will focus in on their home decorated signs.Hair greased back,Kevin appears from backstage wearing a casual suit that seems quite fitting.Grinning at the crowd and quickly making his way down the ramp and then into the ring.Keeping some distance from John Cena only acknowledging with a slight hand gesture.
John Cena then raises his own microphone towards his mouth,”Yo,yo,yo,how y’all doing this evening?” inquired Cena playing it off with a wide grin,the crowd responds and Cena continues,”I hope y’all are ready for two..well one lovely lady to flaunt what they got,” concludes Cena knowing that Kevin will want to say something.
“Actually John,the lovely lady is Cadence,the other is just a devil,” replies Kevin.
“Yeah a sexy lil’ devil,” snaps back Cena,pacing about for a moment and then awaiting for Kevin to speak again.
“Alright Cadence,baby,bring yourself out down to this ring and prove this man wrong,” announces Kevin as Cadence Marie’s theme music hits.

Cadence Marie struts down from backstage,her dark hair fluffed out with an 80’s styled hair-do.Petite body cloaked with a silky black robe.Holding the sides making sure that no one can get a peek of her lingerie.Slowly circling around half of the outskirts of the ring.Cadence then scales the steel steps and slips through the middle ropes.Circling the edges of the ring and then arriving promptly at Kevin’s side.

“C’mon Melina,bring that cute lil’ ass of yours out here for me,” jokes John Cena and Melina’s theme music cues.
Melina’s promo flashes up on the monitors and five seconds into the video she finally appears from backstage.Pink four inch open-toe heels gracefully carry the diva down the ramp way.Her hair loosely curled and cascading over her shoulders.Smiling at the mostly booing crowd,pretending to open her red wine colored robe early but then quickly closing it up before anyone could have a peek.

Ciara:Seems like she has practice in this area.

Joey Styles:Only you,Cici.

Ciara:What? It’s probably true!

Arriving near ringside,scaling the steps only to be greeted by John Cena who guides Melina through the middle ropes.Clasping her by the hand,John Cena then leads Melina nearby Cadence and Kevin,making sure that Melina isn’t standing too close by nor in reach of Kevin.
“Alright Kev,we’ll play flip a coin to see who goes first,” states John Cena.
“Fine,Cadence and I call heads!” replies Kevin.
“Awww..heads is my lucky side! Fine you guys get heads…” pouts Cena as he tosses the quarter into the air and then catches it.He flips it over in his palm and the heads side gleams beneath the overhead lighting.
“We win!” proudly exclaims Kevin who seems to be acting as if he was a little boy who had won everyone elses’ marbles.
Cadence nodds as she signals for Kevin to remove her robe.He complies and unties the front of the robe and it quickly slips of her shoulders.And This is revealed.Cadence struts forward,Kevin spins her around,guiding her with his hand as if they were performing a dance.The crowd cheers and Cadence then playfully winks at the crowd and gestures for Melina to strip down.
Melina compresses herself against John and gropes for his hands,which she then wraps them around her waist.Working them so that they will untie her robe,tilting her head up at him during this and flashing a devious smile.Strutting forward,elegantly removing the robe.Revealing This Melina performs her “slut split” as Ciara calls it and then returns to her feet.Teasing the crowd by pretending to tug her panties off but then ceasing this action before “too” much skin is shown.Melina then struts back to Cena’s side and embraces him.
“Melina wins!” states Cena in a winded voice as if she was astounded by her performance.
“Wait,wait,wait,we’re both judges so I pick Ms.Cadence Marie,” retorts Kevin with a smug expression.
“I knew this would happen so will our third judge please come out to the ring,” exclaims John Cena as he surveys the dirty looks being traded from Cadence to Melina.
“Turn It Up” is heard from the dual speakers,being heard in the familiar peppy voice of a female.Scotty 2 Hotty enthusiastically arrives from backstage,adorned in vibrant clothing as always.The crowd cheers for Scotty 2 Hotty as he advances farther down the ramp way,dancing a little bit as he goes.Quickly making it to ringside and sliding into the midst of the ring.John Cena welcomes Scotty 2 Hotty and passes him the microphone.
“Kevin,don’t piss n’ moan,” begins Scotty 2 Hotty,”Now…from backstage in my rather small locker-room I was watching it and ya know I need to be fair,all in all.So,my vote is,” he pauses for a moment attempting at making dramatic suspense,”Ca-Melina!” he then shouts into the microphone.Melina starts excitely jumping up and down,embracing Cena even more.
Kevin and Cadence exit the ring,seeming infuriated and bummed out as Scotty 2 Hotty starts performing the worm.Melina’s theme music cues as she quickly pecks John Cena with a kiss.The two exit the ring hand in hand,Cena politely guiding Melina through the ropes and down the steel steps.Scotty 2 Hotty follows and the trio happily exit backstage.

Jessica Hardy Vs Chun Li
  
"Insertion" Begins to play through the Arena and Chun li walks out from behind the Curtain, The fans cheer Chun li on as she walks down the ring smiling at the crowd. Chun Li slides into the ring and then jumps to a turnbuckle and throws her arms into the air and then hops down and looks at the ramp.
" I'ma dirty dance for ya, I'ma shake my ass for ya, I'ma drop my pants when you get up on da dance floor. I'ma dirty dance on ya, when I get my hands on ya Shawdy, I can prance when you get up on da dance floor" Jessica hardy walk out from backstage with her new theme hot theme music playing
Joey: Wow what a theme change, Nice song also!
Ciara: Ahem...Song by the one and only Ciara!
Joey: Wow ciara nice song!
Jessica smiles as she walks down the ring and slides into the ring and Grabs a microphone.
" Chun Li its clear that everyone saw your lil meeting you had backstage about me and Monique & Stacy, I didn't hand out Careers they earned them...If you weren't always behind the very so lame boyfriend of yours you would have a career...ANYWAYS i'm not going to get into that right now...But i tell you what you have a problem with the way i worked as General manager and other divas do also so here what i propose. You gather a little team to take on my team i gather? I mean unless your scared or something" Jessica hardy says as she grins. Chun Li looks at Jessica Hardy and reaches for the mic but Jessica shakes her head no and tosses it to the floor so Chun Li can pick it up, Chun li rolls her eyes at Jessica and picks the mic up.
" I accept your little challenge Jessica, 4 Of My Divas Vs 4 Of your divas!, And i suggest this match occur at Xwe's biggest PPV..Xwe HIGHWAY TO HELL!" Chun Li turns around extending her body through the middle rope handing the announcer the Mic and turns around to be BITCH KICKED by Jessica Hardy. The Ref rings the bell

Jessica Hardy rests her foot on Chun li's Chest as she stands and poses and the Ref pins 1....2...3!
" Here is your winner of this match...Jessica Hardyyyyy"
Jessica shakes her head and slides out of the ring as her new theme music begins to play again and Xwe Aggression goes off of the air.
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