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| XWe Aggression |
| Xwe aggression's theme music begins blasting through the arena and the fans begin jumping to there feet waving and screaming and showing off all there Xwe signs and posters. The pyros sky rocket into the air and the fans begin to cheer more as the Xwe aggression theme song begins playing and the X-Divas begin dancing. Ciara: Welcome to Xwe Aggression!! Joey Styles: Tonight we are live in Cincinnati, Ohio!, Tonight will be a wonderfull night here on Xwe aggression because we have so many great matches scheduled here tonight. Ciara: Xwe Aggression champion; Jeff Hardy will be going up aganist the big monster; The big show, Also here tonight Jessica Hardy & Chun Li will be on my show goodies all this is live here tonight on Xwe Aggression! The Cameras head backstage and Jessica hardy is sitting down in her locker room looking over some papers, There is a Knock on the door and jessica answers with a simple " Come In" *The Door knob turns and in walks maria with a smile on her face* Maria: Hey jessica!, Whatcha doooooooin! *Maria says as she walks over to Jessica* *Jessica shakes her head and puts the papers down and looks up at maria* Jessica: Hey maria, I'm just over looking some of the divas in Xwe because i have to decide who i want on my team and i have to announce two people tonight on ciaras goodies. Maria: Oh fun!; Well speaking of that i wasent to sure who's side i wanted to team with but everyone was telling me not to get involved because im not really a fighter and you and Chun li are. Jessica: Yeah thats very true you arent a fighter at all so i wouldnt even dream of picking you for my team at all Maria: Oh well...I have to admit everyone isn't good at everything they do, For Example i was a good general manager..You on the other hand well you know the rest right..No offence or anything. Jessica: Maria i think its about time you leave i can feel thinks heating up in here and i doubt i will be the one who gets burned. Maria: I don't see a fire but if your some type of psychic i guess i should listen..Bye Jessica! " That is One Dumb bitch" Jessica Hardy says as she closes the door behind maria "Foxy Foxy, what's it gonna be?" Beulah and Stacy appear at the top of the ramp, both of them grinning ear to ear. They walk down to the ring, showing off their semi-matching outfits. Stacy Beulah They walk to the ring, grinning at all the fans cheering for them. They get inside the ring and get a microphone. Stacy uses it first. "So Assley and Emilho think they can attempt to get one over Beulah and I. Sorry, skanks, but it isn't going to happen. Even if we didn't give this person a little phone call, we would still kick all three of your asses. Since you decided to add another person into the equation, Beulah and myself just couldn't let that slide. Even if the guy likes to ride camels, and I don't mean saddle one up to ride, we're still going to even things out just in case your little sand eating friend wants to get involved." Stacy gives the microphone to Beulah. "Thank you, Stace. Now, I'm sure you are all wondering just who we have in our corner. Have no fear everyone, because Stacy and I have got the best of the best. This man has managed hundreds of wrestlers and if anybody knows something about managing it'll be this person. So without any further ado, please welcome....Paul E. Heyman!" The ECW song hits the Aggression arena and the crowd jumps to their feet. The old ECW Owner walks out into the arena in his trenchcoat. He gives a smirk and then heads to the ring where Beulah hands him the microphone. "Thank you ladies! You know, when I got your call last week, I was very surprised. I am very happy to be back here in a wrestling ring. Daivari, I know you're watching this. Not only do your girls have to face the toughest girls in XWE, but you also are going to have face somebody else...ME!" Stacy gets another microphone. "Wait, Paul, just hang on a second! I haven't announced the match yet! Girls and Assley, I think all three of you know that coming up is a little PPV called Highway to Hell. And at this PPV, there's going to be a little matchup. You see, Beulah and I gave you 7 days to pick your match, and you haven't. Don't even try to come out now, it's too damn late. So, at Highway to Hell it will be Ashley Massaro and Emily Crystal with Daivari in their corner against Stacy McMahon and Beulah McGillicutty with Paul Heyman in our corner." Beulah gets the microphone from Paul. "I hope you two don't expect to get off that easy. You aren't just facing us in a regular match. No, no, you see, Stacy has put up with enough of your bullshit for long enough and it's time to end this. You two will face us in a leather strap match. That's right ladies, all four of us will be attached to 4 separate leather straps. That means there is no escaping, no running and no hiding." Beulah smirks before throwing the microphone down. Paul lifts his back to his mouth. "See you all in Hell!" He grins and drops his microphone. All three of them leave and raise their hands up at the top of the ramp. Kevin Nash Vs Brimstone Brimstones theme music "Star In Da Hood" begins playing and brimstone begins making his way to the ring " Weighing in at 310 Pounds from Toronto,Ontario, Canada....Brimstone!" Brimstone slides into the ring and the crowd begins to cheer and boo brimstone. Ciara: Wow brimstone got some cheers tonight, I guess the fans like the fact that hes stepping up. Brimstone leans up aganist the ropes and awaits for his opponent Kevin Nash to come to the ring. Kevin Nash's theme music begins playing and The big bad Kevin Nash appears on the ramp. " Weighing in at 317 Pounds from Detroit, Michigan He is the Xwe Intercontintnal champion...KEVIN NASH! Kevin Nash looks from side to side and then walks half way down the ramp and then stops and throws his hands into the air setting off his pyros. Kevin Nash walks to the ramp and grabs the Top rope and pulls himself up to the ring. Joey Styles: Wow, I believe brimstone is in Danger!. Kevin Nash looks at brimstone and smirks and then hands his title to the ref and begins backing away into his corner. The sound of the bell is heard and Kevin Nash and brimstone lock up, Kevin nash easily overpowers brimstone and knees him in the stomach and then gives him a hard right hand to the back sending brimstone down to the canvas. Kevin Nash picks brimstone up and tosses him to the turnbuckle and then runs at him clashing his knee into brimstone. Kevin Nash picks brimstone up and sets him on the turnbuckle and begins climbing the rope. Brimstone gives kevin nash a punch to the face and then another until Kevin nash falls down off of the rope. Brimstone does a diving shoulder block and kevin nash stumbles a little. Ciara: Wo, Just a little more and he can knock the big man down! Brimstone bounces off the ropes and does a front dropkick almost knocking the big man down even more. Brimstone bounces off the ropes once again and kevin nash goes for a big boot but brimstone dodges it and bounces off the ropes and takes kevin nash down with a spear to Kevin nash's right leg. Brimstone pins 1....2...Nash kicks up after the 2 Count. Joey: Brimstone is really giving it his all out here! *Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr whips Crackle* Ciara: Wow what a surprise its sable... Sable begins walking down the ramp holding her womens title on her shoulder, Sable walks over to the ramp and begins cheering Kevin Nash on. Brimstone looks at sable and tells her to stay out of it and sable gets up on the ring and gets in brimstones face and Kevin nash hits brimstone with a right hand from the back and then scoop slams Brimstone and dives his elbow into the chest of brimstone. Kevin nash picks brimstone up and calls for his finisher; The Jacknife powerbomb!. Kevin Nash raises brimstone into the air and brimstone pokes kevin nash in the eyes and then hits a Ddt. Kevin nash crawls into the corner and sable hands him the womens title and then gets on the side and begins distracting the Ref..Brimstone walks over to Kevin Nash and Nash hits brimstone in the head with the womens title! Ciara: Oh wow what a cheat! Joey: Brimstone almost had this won! Sable gets down and Nash throws the title out of the ring and Covers 1....2....3! " Here is your Winner of This match....Keviiiiiin Naaaaaaaaash!" Kevin Nash's hand is raised by the Ref. Sable gets into the ring with a microphone in her hand smiling. " Kevin Nash is UNDEFEATABLE!!" Sable Says as she points to Kevin Nash and hands the Ic title Over to him along with the microphone! " Ya know brimstone did actually put up a nice fight aganist me here tonight...But he still didnt have what it takes to beat Big SEXAY..In Fact i dont think ANYONE has what it takes to beat Kevin Nash!" * The Titrator Begins to flicker and the lighs go out....The Titantron turn black and whitemaking Static noises* *GONG....GONG.....GONG* Ciara: The Undertaker! Omg The deadman himself is responding to Kevin nash! Joey: Kevin nash is going to get what he asked for! The Undertaker begins slowly walking down the ramp which is covered in Purple fog, The Undertaker gets to the steel steps and the lights come back on as he begins to walk up the steel steps. Sable begins hiding behind Kevin nash who stands in the ring staright up looking at the Undertaker! The Undertaker walks over to Kevin Nash and stands in front of him with his head held down then he quickly looks up into the eyes of Kevin Nash and Nash jumps and swings a right hand at the undertaker. The Undertaker and Kevin nash begin exchanging right hands bacn and forth at each other but the Undertaker swings nash aganist the ropes and hits a big boot to the face. Kevin Nash gets to his feet and turns around and the Undertaker gives Kevin nash a Chokeslam. Sable runs at the Undertaker striking him with the womens title in his back, The Undertaker turns and grabs Sable and tombstones Sable to the Canvas!. Brimstone gets to his feet and raises the Undertakers hand and the fans begin to cheer. The undertaker begins walking away but turns around and chokeslams brimstone! Ciara: I guess its every man for himself? Joey Styles: Well if it is Nash and Brimstone better watch out. The Undertaker leaves the ring and gets to the top of the ramp and says " HighWay To Hell!" As he lays the Ic title On the floor and heads backstage. The cameras pan around backstage,discovering the newest Aggression diva Candys Reso investigating the area around backstage.Noting in her mind where each place that she encountered,mumbling something to herself that isn’t audible for the cameras to pick up on.Seating herself on a nearby couch,bidding a few hellos to passerbys until Trish Stratus enters the lounging area. “Hey Candys,you know it’s your first match tonight,perhaps you want me in your corner?” offers Trish,followed by a rather large smile tugging at the corners of her lips. Candys thinking it over for a little while as if she was actually considering this.Chuckling silently after a few moments passing by only for Trish to tilt her head as if inquiring what Candys believed to be so hilarious. “Thanks Trish,but no thanks.I’m a Reso which means I’ll be absolutely fine,” states Candys,arriving at her feet,”Time for me to shower up and get ready for my match,” with that Candys walks away.The cameras zoom in on Trish Stratus mumbling something about Candys being ungrateful. The Xwe cameras head backstage to the GM office. Maria begins knocking on the General manager door when she hears someone coughing. Maria looks around and then puts her ear to the general managers door and notices its coming from there. Maria looks at the bottom of the door and thick black smoke begins coming from Under the door. Maria starts banging on the General managers door screaming " Fire Fire". Madea opens the door up. Madea: Gurl what the hell you problem is? Maria: I'm sorry madea mam but smoke is coming from under the door!, It's a fire in there get out fast! *Maria begins pulling on Madeas arm* Madea: Gurl that ain't no fire! The Only thing burning in my office is my Marijuana! Maria: Oh my god isint that like illegal! Madea: Hell no gurl i been smoeking it since...Well yeah i been smokeing it a long time gurl..Ma Doctor gave it to me, it helps clear out ya lungs gurl! Maria: Oh well i kinda wanna try! Madea: Come on in gurl, I got plenty to share! *Maria & Madea head into the General managers office* Ciara: Did She Just? Uhhh no...I mean... Joey Styles: I believe so Ciara Ciara: Lets just move on... Moments before Candys’ first match,Candys is hurrying around the establisment,along the way questioning camera crewmen if they have seen Trish Stratus.Discovering her chatting with a fellow rostermate but Candys clutches Trish by her wrist and pulls her off to the side. “Trish,I accept,” she states in a hurried tone. “Accept what?” the puzzled Trish questions. “You being in my corner,” replies Candys. “So,a Reso does need my help?” questions Trish in a sarcastic tone of voice. “Yes,now let’s go!” concludes Candys as she tugs Trish down the hallways towards the waiting deck before arriving out onto the ramping area of the arena. Candy Vs Stacy Keibler Stacy Keibler’s wwe theme song emits from the surrounding speakers.The usually gleeful and peppy Stacy Keibler,undergoing a more serious expression carved within her face.Hastily walking down the rampway,barely acknowledging the crowd only to be replied with a chorus of boos. “This match is scheduled for one fall,making her way to the ring,she is Stacy Keibler and not Stacy Mcmahmon,” bellows the announcer from within the ring. Stacy concludes her walk down to the ring and scales the steel steps,slipping through the ropes quicker than usual.Removing her overcoat revealing a rather skankish ring attire.The crowd simply astounded by this,their boos morphing to cheers at the sight of the ring attire. Aggression’s theme song hits from the speakers,due to Candys still unsure of her permanent theme song.The crowd acknowledges the rookie with cheers,just to simply encourage her.Strutting down the rampway,Trish Stratus at her side,conversating and telling Candys about tips for fighting in the ring.Candys nods it all off with a bob of the head. “And her opponent,all the way from Toronto,Canada,please welcome,Candys Reso!” announces the ring announcer in an enthused tone of voice. The pair arrive at ringside,Candys Reso sliding into the ring,remaining on her knees,eyeing Stacy Keibler from ground level.Ciara from the announcer’s table noting on Candys’ rather peculiar crouched down position as Joey Styles retorted then comparing Candys to a feline.Trish promptly arriving in Candys’ corner by ringside,the cheers more directed towards Trish Stratus than Candys Reso.The announcer exits the ring as the referee conversates with the two opponents making sure that he doesn’t trip over Candys. The referee signals for the bell to toll and the famaliar gong of the bell,the crowd getting on their feet,looking forward to seeing Stacy Keibler in action once again and the fiesty rookie revealing her true ring presence and talent.Stacy Keibler scoffs at Candys,trashing her for a few seconds and then glancing over at the crowd.Candys lunges up like a feline and hits Stacy Keibler with a hearty headbutt blended with the element of a spear.Stacy immediantly arrives to the mat as Candys delivers hefty left handers and a few right handers to the head.The referee shoos Candys away and the rookie immediantly backs off and travels to her corner.Trish shouts out instructions from the outside of the ring and Candys merely nodds,complentating the intructions. Stacy Keibler arrives to her feet,towering over the rather short Candys Reso.Stacy gracefully strides forth as Candys sprints forward and locks up with Stacy.Stacy reverses and irish whips Candys into the opposite corner of where Trish Stratus stands.Back hitting roughly against the turnbuckles as Stacy extends her right leg,choking Candys with the foot.A few signs are zoomed in on in the background which indicate about Stacy’s lenghy legs.The cameras arrive back in the ring,where Candys is struggling still in the corner.Trish rushes towards the area,only to interfer by groping Stacy’s ankle and tugging it forcing her to clash with the mat below. Candys collaspes to her knees,clutching her throat,attempting at portraying a stallid state which overall fails.Stacy backing away from the rookie only to begin ranting at the referee for Trish’s interference in the match.Candys still lingers within the corner attempting at regaining her composure.Candys arriving to her feet,noting that Stacy was still busy ranting about the interference but Candys concluding this conversation by hitting Stacy with a slightly blotched drop kick.Stacy falls to her knees,glaring at Candys who quickly and agilely makes her way to her feet.Stacy also repeats this movement but only experinces a baseball slide to the knees.Trish applauding Candys’ moves. Jessica Hardy’s theme music hits as the crowd get to their feet,cheering for Jessica’s presence.The music immediantly splices off as she awaits at the top of the ramping,surveying the match below.Stacy is absorded by the sight of Jessica Hardy but Candys isn’t even phased by it.Trish hollers out a greeting to Jessica and Jessica then nods. Ciara:That’s my girl,Jessica! Joey Styles:I wonder what she’s doing out here… Ciara:Whatever the hell she wants to! The cameras avert away from the announcer table as Joey Styles and Ciara get more in deph with their conversation about Jessica Hardy’s sudden presence.Candys simply dragging Stacy to the middle of the ring and then interlocking a sharpshooter.Placing as much pressure as possible,the referee hastily making his way next to the two divas,incessantly inquiring if Stacy wants to tap out.Stacy replying negatively as she manages to writhe out of Candys’ medicore grip.Managing to extend her arm far out enough to grope onto the bottom rope.The referee now cancelling the submission move,forcing Candys Reso to let loose.Candys becoming rather infuriated,she commences to stomp rapidly on the lanky physique of Stacy Keibler..The referee dismisses the incessant stomping.A devious grin tugging at the corners of her mouth as Candys glances over at Jessica Hardy who continues to survey the match with great interest.Stacy Keibler now laying flat on the mat,Candys then sets Stacy up for her brother’s infamous ‘Unprettier’ then with great skill sucessfully performs the Unprettier. Candys Reso rolls Stacy Keibler up for the pin as the referee slides down to the sleek surface on the mat.He begins the three count…one….two…three…Candys quickly makes her way to her feet as the announcer slips into the ring. “And here is your winner…Candys Reso!” bellows the ring announcer as the referee raises Candys’ arm in the air,signaling her victorious.Trish Stratus slides into the ring applauding Candys’ victory as the young rookie enthusiastically jumps about the ring very unproffessionally.Ceasing this very unproffessional behavior as Jessica Hardy advances down the ramp. An eager crew member hands Jessica Hardy a mircophone stamped with the Aggression label.Elegantly scaling the steel steps and then gracefully entering the ring.Studying Candys and mouthing a greeting to Trish Stratus.Jessica comes before Candys Reso who eagerly awaits for Jessica to speak. Jessica licks her lips and then smiles at Trish Stratus who stands behind Candys,a single hand cupped on Candys’ right shoulder,”Reso,right?” casually questions Jessica as Candys replies a meek yes,”I’m a Hardy,of course you know me but anyhow what I’m about to say actually isn’t about me,it’s about you,” she continues,”You’re inmatch skills are quite impressive,for once a new diva actually recieves a contract to Aggression has actually been trained by someone decent and isn’t just some pretty face,” she pauses for a moment,as the crowd cheers on the three woman within the midst of the ring. “You’re a little over enthusiastic,but at least you are acting like yourself and not portraying some punk wannabe.And you’re not some trashy skank,” continues on Jessica,emphasizing this statement,”I guess you’re decent,” concludes Jessica Hardy as her and Trish Stratus raises Candys Reso’s arms and Jessica’s theme song emits from the speakers.The three exit from the ring,Candys gleefully conversating between the two,acting as if she was a small toddler meeting her celebrity idols. Ciara:Another one that never shuts up…joy Joey Styles:Be nice,Cici. Ciara:Mhm,well tune back into Aggression after this commercial break! As Xwe returns from commercial the cameras head backstage, And Alexis Valentine is walking the hallway, Alexis valentine walks past the General manager's office and Mariah walks out of the office room where fog surrounds. Alexis keeps walking but looks behind her as Mariah leaves Madea opens the door " Remember Don't you tell nobody but GOD" Madea says " Alright i won't tell anyone that we was smokeing candy cigrars!" Alexis keeps walking as she stops in front of Kano Makato's Locker room and she hears Kano playing his Guitar. Alexis opens the door and Enters kano's locker room Alexis: Surprise!!! *Kano Sits his Guitar down and pushes it to the side as he see's alexis* Alexis: Hey kano i kinda got you a present...A Late one seeing how your birthday passed already. Kano: Sweet..So where is my present? *Alexis Valentine pulls a sign that reads " Do Not Disturb" from her Pullover Pocket, Alexis Valentine walks over to the door and pushes it Closed!* Randy Orton Vs Rey Mysterio Rey Mysterio's theme music begins and Rey Mysterio begins making his way out to the ring as he pops up form down below " Making his way to the ring weighing in at 140 Pounds from San,Diego, CA...REY MYYYYYSTERIIIIO!. The fans begin to cheer as Rey Mysterio makes his way down the ramp all pumped up and ready to take on Randy Orton. Ciara: Randy & Monique have been up to some slick stuff these past few weeks...I wouldnt be surprised if they do something here tonight. " Hey...Hey Nothing you Can Say" Randy orton's theme music begins playing and Randy orton begins walking down the ramp. " Making his way to the ring from St Louid, MO, Weighing in at 245 Pounds...Raaaaaaandy Ooorton! Randy Orton poses and spins and the fans cheer orton on but some boos are also heard around the arena but the screams from the females are heard more. Ciara: Randy orton is still sum what respcted..im not sure if its for his talent or looks though Randy Orton gets into the ring and glares at Rey Mysterio. The bell sounds off and Randy Orton and Rey mysterio circle each other around the Ring, The two men charge at each other pushing each other back and forth until Rey mysterio gets a kick to the mid section of randy orton. Rey mysterio then trips randy orton making orton hit his face on the canvas. Rey Mysterio runs aganist the ropes and kicks randy Orton straight in the face and then pins 1....2..Randy Orton quickly kicks up from the pin. Joey Styles: Rey Mysterio is really giving it to Randy Orton out here tonight. Rey mysterio picks randy up and randy orton gets up with a elbow to the stomach of rey mysterio and then a poke to the eyes of rey mysterio. Rey mysterio begins swining wildly not seeing where he is blinded by the poke to the eyes by Randy Orton. Joey Styles: How much lower can randy Orton get! Rey mysterio continues swinging until he is able to open his eyes, Rey Mysterio turns around and Randy Orton hops up from behind and hits the Rko and pins 1.....2...3! " Here is Your Winner of This match...Raaaannndy Orton!" " Ohh boy you looking like you like what you see won't you come over and check up on it, Imma let work up on it" Ciara: And the devils wife... Monique Orton begins walking down the ramp smiling with a bag in her hand, Monique Orton slides the bag into the Ring and then crawls in the ring on her knees and grins as she gets up and kisse Randy Orton. Monique digs into the bag and Randy Orton roll's rey Mysterio onto his back. Joey: What in the world are they doing? Monique Orton pulls out a Can of Spray Paint, Monique shakes the can up and then begins spraying Rey Mysterio on his back!..Monique Orton finishes and grins as Randy and Monique leave the ring. The camera zooms in on Rey Mysterio's back and it reads TDO Joey Styles: TDO? Ciara: Them Damn Ortonz...Get wit it joey! Xwe cameras head backstage and John Cena, Melina & Cadence Marie are all standing backstage talking. Melina: Well cadence i see that you are getting a little close with Kevin..I wouldnt trust the guy...I know you have seen how he is over the last couple of weeks. Cena: Yeah i know, If you wanna be on the safe side stay away from that dude. Cadence Marie: Well first off i don't even like kevin i mean, Hes weird and yes ive seen him over the last couple of weeks and im really sorry for what you went through melina...Anyways i'm gonna go now i have a few things to get off my chest to Kevin..*Cadence Marie leaves* Melina: Wow she actually fell for it, Shes so dumb and gulliable! Cena: Wow easier then i thought!! Meanwhile Cadence Marie walks to Kevin's locker room and kevin invites cadence marie inside of the locker room. Cadence marie looks at Kevin and smiles and then slaps Kevin acorss the face!!. Cadence marie begins screaming at Kevin and flipping tables over, Cadence marie starts throwing shoes and shirts at Kevin. Kevin grabs cadence marie trying to calm her down Cadence: Sumbody help me!..RAAAAAAAPE RAAAPE! AHHH Someone help me! *Kevin trys to Cover cadence marie's mouth when a security guard walks in and grabs kevin and throws him out of the locker room as more security walk in and look at Cadence Marie* Ciaras Goodies! The Camera zooms in on the ring and Ciara is standing in the ring " Wad up Everyone, Its the one and only ciara hitting you with another episode of my famous goodies!. Tonight on the show i have 2 Very well known divas in Xwe and here on Aggression...My First guest!...CHUN LI! " Insertion" Begins playing on the speakers and Chun Li begins walking down the ramp smiling, Chun li gets to the ramp and slides into the ring. The fans cheer Chun li on as she gets into the ring, Chun li smiles at Ciara and sits down on the 1 of the 3 chairs. " And one of the Women she will be facing at Highway to hell the 1 the only..JESSICA HARRRDY!" "I'ma dirty dance for ya, I'ma shake my ass for ya, I'ma drop my pants when you get up on da dance floor. I'ma dirty dance on ya, when I get my hands on ya Shawdy, I can prance when you get up on da dance floor". Jessica Hardy does a little dance as her theme song plays along. Jessica Hardy walks down the ramp wearing he sun glasses on her face and walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Ciara: I can feel the tension already..Calm down ladies no fighting tonight...Now ladies on Xwe Highway to hell you both will be taging with 3 Other women. Tonight you will be announcing 2 of the 3 Women that you have selected to be on your team on highway to hell...So first Chun li you have the honor. Chun li: Well...i'll get straight to the point...My First choice was easy...This woman started out in Xwe not so long ago but has been an Xwe womens champion already, She's cool bad and shes a kick ass Xwe diva...my First Choice..TYNESHA KNOWLES!. Tynesha Knowles theme song plays and Tynesha knowles comes out and stands on the side of Chun Li Ciara: Nice choice nice choice...Jessica its your turn Jessica: Well...First i'd like to say Chun li im surprised you made it here, That kick to the head was preety hard last week *Jessica Smiles* Well moving on..My first choice wasent easy..The chick hasent been wrestling for some time but shes still a kick ass crazy diva. She has proved herself many times, We may not get along very well but i aint gonna let that stop my team...So my First choice...ALEXIS VALLEEEEEENTINE!. Alexis Valentine comes out to the ring and gets in and stands next to jessica eyeing tynesha and Chun Li. Ciara: It's about to be a what girlfight!..Just playing...Well Chun Li your up next once again. Chun Li: Nice choice jessica...My next person is the diva in Xwe with the best legs, She has been out for a long time but shes back and ready for action...My next diva..STACY KEEEEIBLER! Stacy Keibler walks out to the ring and gets in standing next to her team Jessica:..Yes i know cici its my turn no need to say it again...Alright...Well i watched this diva and i see alot of talent in her...She's new and it just so happend she beat the hell out of stacy keibler last week...and this week!...My 2nd Choice..CANDY'S! Candy's comes out to the ring and stands next to her team glaring at Stacy keibler. Ciara: Well both teams are looking good...Well thats enough of... " She's A Bad Ma-Ma Jama!" Madea's theme song goes off and madea comes walking out to the ring..." Hold on gurl don't go ending the show yet i got something to say!. You chickenheads look like you ready to go at it! *Jessica Hardy turns around and looks at Madea* " Gurl don't act like you aint no chicken head!...Anywayz! Lemmy tell you what im gon do how im gon do it when im gon do it how im gon do it..do it do it do it good lick that..." Madea!" " Sorry babe i got off track i got off track im back now..Next week its gonna be Skittles & Oreo Vs Skinny and Weave Head...ANNNNNNNND The two Special guest ref's are going to be the last 2 divas you choose...Thank you very much now get the hell out of the ring so i can get to the main event and roll up my....Window! T he camera make its way backstage and Monique and Randy Orton are talking about what they did in the ring “See, that’s what im talking about! Let them know we’re ready for a worthy tag team opponent” Randy says as he sits on a few cargo crates. “I agree, but did we have to leave our mark on Rey? I mean, come one. What can he do? Fly across then ring and then what?” Monique says with a little giggle. As they continue talking, a female voice is heard. The voice gets louder as the diva makes her way closer to The Ortonz. Monique taps Randy on the arm as she meets the diva half way. “ Well, well, well. If it isn’t the one shot deal, Christy Hemme. Where have you been girl? Were you fired during the cut backs? Aww. That’s a shame. But then again, why keep someone so talent less around? But cheer up! You’re back, and that’s all that matter, right?” With that said, Monique walks back toward Randy. “I’ll have to call you back” Christy says as she makes her way in front of the Ortonz. “Look, you two think you’re big and bad huh? Think you can do whatever you please because you have some gold” The Ortonz look at each other, nod theirs heads with a smile, then turn back to Christy. “Wrong! What you did out there was disgusting, and most of all, immature. Grow up before someone steps up and kick them asses!” She then size Monique up while walking backward away from them. Monique starts to attack her when Randy stops her. “Don’t worry about her babe. She’s all talk, like most of the people here.” “Yeah, you’re right” Monique says as she walks off. “But, she’s next. And that’s a promise” Jeff Hardy Vs The Big Show " Weeeel Well its the Big Show" The Big shows theme music begins and the big show begins walking down the ramp heading to the ring. * The Cameras Zoom Backstage and Triple H is seen beating the head of Jeff Hardy. Triple H begins punching Jeff over and over and over in the head. Triple H walks over and grabs a Chair and strikes Jeff Hardy with the chair in the back. " You Wanna be the best? You wanna be The Champ" Triple H says as he hits Jeff Hardy with the chair again. Jeff Hardy begins getting to his feet stumbling all over the place. " Triple H smacks Jeff Hardy with the chair once again and Jeff falls down the floor. " Jeff Hardy Get some Rest Because You will be facing me for the Undispited title at HighWay to hell in a Match!, Its Your choice Jeff...Or should i say CHAMP!" Triple H picks Jeff Hardy up and tosses him through a glass window and walks away wipeing his hands off as Xwe Aggression goes off. |
