XWe Aggression |
The Cameras begin rolling and Xwe Aggression begins! The Camera zooms into the crowd who jumps to there feet waving all there signs in the air. The crowd begins screaming and cheering and the. " Get it Poppin" begins playing and the X-Divas walk out to the stage and begin dancing and the Xwe pyros set off as the X-Divas finish there performance. Ciara: Welcome to Xwe Aggression. Im ya gurl ciara that's C-I-A-R-A! Joey Styles: Welcome to Xwe Aggression im Joey Styles!, And tonight we have a night of fun planned because this will be the VERY last show before Xwe HighWay to hell! Ciara: The General manager has put some twist into tonight's show because the matches she hit us with were all unexpected. Joey Styles: Well enough talk!, Lets see the first match planned for us tonight...and its beginning right now! Stacy Mcmahon & Emily Vs Ashley & Beulah " Pour some sugar on me, Oh in the name of love, pour some sugar on me, c'mon fire me up, pour your sugar on me, Oh I can't get enough." Stacy Mcmahons theme music begins blasting through the speakers and Stacy Mcmahon begins walking out to the ring. " Making her way to the ring from Greenwich, Connecticut. Weighing in at 127 Pounds...Staaaaacy Mcmahhhhhhon" Stacy Mcmahon walks up the steel stairs and gets into the ring and raises her arms into the air and the fans cheer the mcmahon on. " What is a Girl to do when she still on It" Emily Crystals theme song begins and emily crystal begins walking down the ramp, " And her partner from Jacksonville,Flordia weighing in at 132 Pounds. Emiiily Crystal" Emily Crystal gets into the ring and gets into Stacy Mcmahons face and then walks away. The fans cheer emily crystal on a little bit. Ciara: These fans have some weird taste...Maybe they like crazy people? " Preety Chick In Pink" begins to play and Ashley begins walking out to the ring. " And there opponents; Making her way to the ring from Looong Island, New York weighing in at 110 Pounds Ashhley!" Ashley walks down to the ring very fast and slides into the ring, Ashley rolls her eyes at Stacy Mcmahon and then heads to her corner. "Foxy Foxy Foxy" Begins to play and Beulah begins making her way out. The fans cheer beulah on as she walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Beulah goes to her side with her partner for the night; Ashley. Ashley & Stacy Mcmahon get into the ring to start the match off as the bell rings. " Ding Ding Ding" The two ladies lock up pushing each other back and forth around the ring each trying to get the upper hand. Ashley lets the hold go and puts her hand up telling the ref to wait, Ashley then swings her hand at stacy but stacy dodges it quickly and then kicks ashley in the mid section and does a neck breaker taking ashley down to the ring. Stacy Mcmahon gets to her feet and picks ashley up, Ashley tosses Stacy's hands off of her and slaps Stacy Mcmahon across the face turning Stacy's McMahon's face. Stacy turns her face to Ashley and smirks. Ashley smacks stacy again and stacy mcmahon begins to laugh, Ashley goes for another slap but Stacy Mcmahon catches Ashley's hand then grabs her by the hair and tosses her across the ring. Ashley gets up and leans against the turnbuckle and Stacy Mcmahon runs and hits a elbow to the chest of Ashley's. Stacy Mcmahon puts ashley on the turnbuckle, Stacy mcmahon heads up to the top of the turnbuckle also but ashley punches stacy mcmahon in the stomach twice and tosses her off, Ashley stands to her feet and jumps trying to land on Stacy but stacy kicks her knees up. Stacy Mcmahon rolls over and pins 1....2...Kick up by Ashley. Stacy Mcmahon picks ashley up and tosses her to the turnbuckle and looks at emily and tags emily into the ring. Emily looks at Stacy as she gets into the ring and ashley runs and tags beulah into the ring. Joey styles: Well i could have told you that was going to happen. Beulah gets into the ring and Emily Crystal spears her before she can take another step. Emily begins banging beulahs head on the canvas. The fans begin cheering Emily on as she goes into her psycho mode screaming " Don't mess with me" Emily lets go of beulah and begins walking around the ring pulling her hair. Beulah gets up to her feet and Emily charges at her once again but Beulah trips emily as she charges at her this time. Beulah quickly moves up to Emily's face and gets a chin lock on emily. Emily begins screaming " I won't tap" the fans begin laughing but Emily gets to the ropes and Beulah is forced to break the submission. Beulah grabs emily and swings her to the turnbuckles and begins running at emily but emily kicks beulah in the stomach then knocks her down with a clothesline. Emily picks Beulah up and walks over to Stacy Mcmahon for the tag. Stacy Mcmahon has her back turned and is looking at her nails. Beulah breaks out of the hold and elbows emily in the face and catches a bulldog using the ropes. Beulah heads to the top ropes as Emily crystal begins to get up slowly. Emily turns around and Beulah jumps at emily with a Hurricanna but emily holds beulah up and power bombs her to the canvas. Emily walks over to Stacy Mcmahon who is now fixing her boots. A evil Smirk appears on Emily's Face and Emily grabs Stacy by the hair and begins pulling at Stacy's hair. Emily locks her foot around the ropes while pulling on Stacy's hair choking stacy mcmahon. Joey: What is she doing? This is Her partner! Ciara: And you think she cares joey? Really? Beulah gets up from the canvas and knocks emily out with a kick to the head and emily lets go of the hold and Stacy Mcmahon falls outside of the ring. Ashley comes from behind and nails Beulah in the back of the head. Ashley helps emily up to her feet and Emily and ashley grab beulah and double power bomb her. Stacy Mcmahon gets up and gets into the ring and ashley and emily take off leaving the ring. Stacy Mcmahon aids Beulah as ashley and emily walk off smiling. As the cameras head backstage Kevin O' Reilly is in the locker room. Kevin has his hands on his head as if he was thinking about something for a long time. Kevin gets up and begins to walk around the locker room then digs into his bag and pulls out his cell phone. Kevin begins dialing a couple of numbers and on the phone " Calling Cadence" is seen. Kevin waits and waits " Im not here right now, leave your name and number and ill get back atcha!" Kevin gets pissed and tosses the phone at the wall breaking it into 100's of pieces!." Got Dammit!..FUCK! ARRRRRRRRRRRAH!" Kevin screams and then there is a knock on the door. John Cena walks into the locker room and looks at all the pieces on the floor " Whoa man...Jungle fever?" " Cena does it look like im laughing?" Kevin responds " Well then i guess i outta be leaving" * The sounds of a truck is heard and then it smashes against the door* " WHAT THE HELL" Cena and Kevin shout out as they run to the locker room door. Cena and kevin both begin twisting and turning the knob of the door but nothing seems to be working. Ciara: Whoa..What a backstage...Well it seems someone has locked cena and kevin in a lockeroom backstage..Seems kind of weird because they aren't even in a match later on tonight...Well Joey: Next match is beginning! Candys & Alexis Valentine Vs Stacy Keibler & Tynesa Knowles " It's Really Really nice to meet you ma, I'm Really really Diggin Your Style" Alexis Valentines theme music begins blasting through the speakers and Alexis valentine and Candys both begin walking out. Alexis and Candy come out to the ring bopping to the music. The crowd cheers the 2 Divas on a little and boo them a little also " Making there way to the ring, The Team Of Candys Reso & Alexis Valentine!. Alexis slides through the bottom rope and candys heads up the steel steps and get into the ring. " And there Opponents" " My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" Tyneshas theme music begins playing and Tynesha knowles begins walking out to the ring along with Stacy Keibler. Stacy Keibler and Tynesha both get into the ring and look at there opponents. The 4 Ladies begin talking it over. Candys runs at Stacy Keibler knocking her down before they can finish talking. " Ding Ding Ding" The bells ring and Stacy Keibler & Candys Reso begin the match off. Candys already has the upperhand from the cheap shot to Stacy Keibler. Candy begins kicking Stacy in the stomach. Candys kicks stacy in her back smashing Stacy Keibler to the Canvas. Candys gets onto stacy keiblers back and locks in a Sharpshooter. Stacy keibler raises her hand to tap but Tynesha gets into the ring and knocks Candys off of Stacy Keibler. Candys grabs stacy by the hair and begins dragging her. The ref pushes Candys off of stacy and candys raises her hand to smack the ref but doesn't. Stacy Keibler raises her long legs and grabs candys by the neck and begins spinning tossing candys across the ring with her legs. Stacy Keibler gets to her feet and candys runs at stacy but stacy dodges and hits candy with a spinning wheel kick to the face and then tags tynesha into the ring. The fans begin to cheer Tynesha on as she gets into the ring, Tynesha slaps candys across the chest then licks her hand and slaps her again and candys falls to canvas and rolls outside of the ring. Candys gets to her feet and Tynesha bounces off of the ropes and trys to get a Baseball slide on candys but candys moves and drags Tynesha outside of the ring hitting her head hard on the floor. Candys Slides into the ring and makes a tag to Alexis Valentine. Alexis gets into the ring and waits for Tynesha to get back into the ring then she charges taking Tynesha down and slapping her in the face. Alexis valentine picks tynesha up then hits a suplex on Tynesha taking her back down to the canvas. Alexis valentine begins to call for her Finisher Ciara: It looks like its all about to end! Tynesha knowles gets to her feet and Alexis kicks her in the mid section. Alexis raises her into the air but Tynesha gets a tag in before she gets raised into the air but alexis still connects with the Lexi Bomb!. Alexis pins but the ref tells her a tag was made. Alexis gets to her feet and Stacy Keibler runs into the ring and gets a school boy 1.....2....Stacy grabs the ropes ....3! " Here is Your Winner...Stacy Keibler Annnnd Tynesha Knowles!!" Stacy Keibler & Tynesha quickly roll out of the ring, The Referee raises there hands in victory outside of the ring and they walk up the ramp. Tynesha keeps walking backstage as Stacy Keibler taunts candys. Stacy Keibler is so focused on Candys she doesn't notice Jessica Hardy behind her. Jessica Hardy takes aim and then BITCH KICK! To the back of Stacy Keiblers head! Jessica Hardy,Candys & Alexis Valentine all walk pass the knocked out Stacy Keibler as she lays on the ramp knocked out as Xwe heads to Commercial. Xwe Aggression presents...Madea in THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! The Commercial begins with Madea coming in from outside with a bag in her hand reading " BlockBuster" Madea walks into her living room and pops the Movie in. Madea: Aw yeah, Bout to watch my movie...AHA CHARLIES ANGELS! *The Movie begins and Madea kicks her feet back on the table when the Screen turns black and white and begins to make static noises* Madea: Aw damn! I knew i should have paid the Electric bill! * Madeas Phone begins ringing and Madea walks over to the phone and answers the Phone * Madea: Helleer this is mable simmons... " Your gonna die in 7 days" Madea: I can't hear you! " Your Gonna die in 7 days" Madea: I can't hear you, What the hell you using sprint? *Madea hangs the phone up and walks into her living room and the Tv is leaking* Madea: Well got damn i know i bought the Tv from a crack head but leaking? *The Little Girl comes out from the Tv and begins walking towards madea* Madea: Gurl what you problem is, Have a seat...I said have a Seat...If i have to Repeat my self one more damn time! *The Gurl turns her head to the side and then twists her head around* Madea: YOU IS 1 OOGLY BITCH!, Who Ya Momma is Gurl? Alexis Valentine & Kano Makato?, Or is you one of them babys the McMahon's threw away cause Stacy cant keep her legs closed? " The Gurl leans her head to the side again" Madea: You want to play DUMB? I got your dumb right here lil gurl! *Madea takes her belt off and begins whipping the little gurl* "Now Sit down BITCH!" * The Girl turns her head around again then slaps madea* Madea: gets up and fixes her wig " Oh Lil gurl..Woo! you don't know me BABY! IM BOUT TO SET IT OFF UP IN HERE!...*Madea pulls out a device from her pocket book* " Its Matrix time BABY...ITS TIME TO FUCK A BITCH UP...ENTER THE MATRIIIIX NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Madea transforms and is now in a Leather matrix outfit with a big gun in her hand " TRICK OR TREAT BITCH!" * Madea shoots the little girl up blowing her to pieces. " Go to hell now ya nasty bitch" Ciaras Goodies! The camera make it’s way to the ring where once again we find Ciara and her props for her ‘Goodies’. Wasting no time she grabs her remote, bringing down the Ciara-Tron 5000. "Ladies and gentleman, my guest tonight are not the best, not the brightest, but all I could come up with for this week. So without further due, let me introduce Cadence Marie & Melina." Ciara says while shaking her head and sitting in her chair. ‘Fighter’ by Christina Aguilera begins to blasts through the speakers as Cadence steps onto the stage. "Wait, cut the music! No way in hell im going to sit here and wait for both of you to take your nasty time getting down here. So, Melina, I know you’re right there. Bring your ass down here with this chick so I can get this over with" A hesitant Melina makes her way out, brushing Cadence off while making her way down the ramp and into the ring. Cadence ignores Melina and joins them in the ring watching Melina’s every movement. "Hey, hey, hey. None of that down here. No way im going to let you two come up in my place, messing up my stuff. You see that tv right there? Cost more then what the both of you would ever make on them corners. Now, down to business. Melina, you don’t like Cadence. And Cadence, you don’t like Melina. Yes, we all know that." Both of the divas nod their heads as Ciara go on. "With that said and done, I would like to roll a clip from last week" Ciara grabs the remote, pressing one button to roll the clip. The clip then ends with Cadence yelling ‘Rape!’. Cadence walks over to the mini bar, grabbing the microphone. "Did we really have to relive the most horrible night of my life?" Cadence says trying to squeeze a few tears out her eyes. Ciara get’s up and walks over to the bar, grabbing up a few bottles. "If only I was old enough to drink. I see you two are going to give me a headache. Cadence, did I miss something? Melina, did you see a rape? I mean, it isn’t rape if you were paid to do something, then he wanted more." Cadence’s jaw drops when she hears Ciara’s comment. "Moving along" Another clip plays. This time ending with Melina and Cena laughing, saying how gullible Cadence is. "Gullible?! I’ll show you how gullible I really am!" Melina begin to make her way off the stool, and at Cadence when Ciara intercepts. "What did I tell you hos before? Sit your skank butt down and wait for my next question" Ciara looks both of the divas up and down while Cadence cross her legs and fix her hair. "You know what? You’re right. Im tired of all this bull. Let’s bring these guys down. No need for us to go at it when it’s really them who have the issue" Melina says as she stands up, facing the entrance way. John Cena’s theme hits as they await his appearance. The song stops, and plays again and they wait for Cena. "Hah, just like a man. Hit it and split it" Cadence says while shaking her head. Cena’s theme is heard once again. The cameras then zoom to the backstage area where we see a fork lift in front of a door. The cameras get a little closer as we hear the voices of Cena and Kevin banging on the door to get out Joey: What in the world is going on here. . ? "Well ladies, I guess you wont be getting any kind of action tonight. Now, if you would just clear out the ring so some real talent can come down. . ." ‘(spitting noise) I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!’ Carlito, carrying his apple in hand, and Chris Masters make their way down to the ring. Stopping to pose for a few fans. Joey: Wow, where have these two been. And what are they doing out here? Ciara gets up from her chair and makes her way out the ring. "You four can have the show. Just don’t mess up my shit!" She then makes her way back to the announce table long side Joey Joey: Welcome back Ciara. I missed you. . Ciara: I know, of course you did. Joey: Shh, the masterpiece is in the ring. Let’s see what he have to say. "Cena. . .Kevin. Kevin. . .Cena. Why have gold if all you’re going to do is chase around these same sluts? I think it’s about time someone step up and take something your two knuckleheads don’t deserve." Masters pass the microphone to Carlito. "And who better to step up then the masterpiece and the king of cool, Carlito Cool. Don’t worry, locking you guys in that room is nothing compared to what we plan to do to you." Joey: So it was them! Ciara: You’re very observant Joey. Yes, you sure are. "Hold on!" Melina says stepping closer to the guys. "You locked them in a closet, just to come out here and make a challenge? How pathetic are you two? I don’t know about you Cadence, but im out of here. It’s really starting to reek of baboon and I cant take it anymore.’ Melina throws the mic at Masters and turns around to leave the ring. Masters watch the mic as it hits him then the floor. He then looks up at Melina and grabs her locking in the MasterLock. Joey: Aww come on! That wasn’t necessary! It’s the guys you want, not them. Cadence is in shock, trying to get out of dodge when Carlito takes a big bite of the apple and spits it in her face. Melina screams in pain as Cadence tries to wipe the apple out her face. Masters breaks the hold on Melina throwing her onto the mat. Carlito then grabs Cadence hitting her with the Cool Breaker. Masters once again grabs the mic. "That’s exactly how hos should be treated. Used, abused, then left on their backs!" He pass the mic to Carlito "Hey Kevin, Cena. . . Now that’s cool!" " Now Cena...Kevin, If you want your...Hoe's all you got to do is earn them when you face us at Xwe Highway to hell! Chris Masters says as he puts Cadence Marie on his shoulders and Carlito grabs melina and they leave the ring Joey: Wow, talk about sending a message Ciara: -laughs- Used -giggles- Abused and on their backs! I cant wait to see more of them two. Joey: Ciara, that’s not funny. They. . Ciara: That’s right, It’s cool! ...Anyways...We have a Special Commercial that we are gonna show right about now...Its another production of the 1 and only madea... MADEA COMMERCIAL( CLICK TO VIEW ) Xwe Aggression heads backstage As Madeas commercial wraps up. Backstage Candys & Trish stratus are talking when batista walks by on a Cell phone " Yes Ms. Mcmahon i know i have been slacking...Intergender titles? Me? But i don't even know any females in Xwe that well..Alright Steph...Bye" Candys: Awww poor batista gonna get the boot if you don't get back in action? Batista: Yeah...Where in the hell am i supposed to find a Tag team partner at though?...A female at that. Candys: Hmmm..What aboouuut...Me? I mean im in a lil something right about now..But after the ppv i wouldn't mind teaming up with you..Under one Condition...You have to catch me! *Candys Begins running down the hall as fast as she can and in a matter of seconds batista catches her* Candys: Well i guess you have a partner. *Madea opens her Gm Office door* Madea: What the hell is wrong with you 2? Grease monkey!, You weigh Tree-Hunded pounds running round here like a big dummy!, Cut it out! Candys shakes her head and begins walking off* Madea: Kit Kat....Skittle....Blow pop...Snicker...Gurl what ever kind of candys you are you betta turn around when im talking to you! Candys: You ain't my mother! Madea: But im bout 5 seconds from beating the hell outta you like i am!, Now like i said don't run around here no MO! Cause if i catch your ass runnin round here you gon taste the damn rainbow now run along before i chop your ass up into reeses pieces! Kano Makato Vs Matt Hardy The cameras head into the ring and the 2 Men are already inside of the ring due to madeas backstage, The Bell sounds off and Kano makato and Matt Hardy hook up. Kano Makato turns around and does a back suplex to matt Hardy taking him down to the canvas. Matt Hardy gets to his feet and stares at kano makato and then they go at it again. Matt hardy this time gets an elbow to the face of kano makato and then kicks Kano in the mid section and calls for the twist of fate. Matt Hardy screams " Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" and then turns around and Kano makato pushes matt Hardy up against the ropes and as he bounces off the ropes kano makato rolls matt Hardy up for the Pin 1....2...3! Ciara: a Win for kano makato! And he will be facing Tyrell at the ppv for the Cruiserweight title! " Here is Your Winner of this match...Kano Makato!" Xwe Aggression heads backstage once again and Stacy Keibler is walking backstage, Stacy Keibler opens up Chun li's Locker room door! Stacy Keibler: Tynesha!!! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU WHEN THAT BITCH JESSICA HARDY KICKED ME IN THE BACK OF MY FUCKING HEAD!? Tynesha: Im really sorry Stacy, I didn't know she was coming and i didn't know that you were going to stay there for much longer!. Im really really sorry! Chun Li: Ladies calm down alright, We all know Jessica Hardy is full of surprises and will do whatever it takes to win anything. So ladies lets watch out for each other. Especially on the Ppv night so one of us isn't taking out before the match begins. *Chun Li and Stacy Keibler begin walking off leaving the locker room* The Camera zooms in on Tynesha knowles " Skinny bitch" Tynesha says as she leaves the locker room. Ciara: Wow so much going on here tonight! Joey: Yes only on Xwe Aggression!...Well the next match is the last match of the night but don't worry cause Xwe highway to hell is right around the corner!. As we go backstage we see Christy Hemme making her way to her locker room. "Wow, what a work out that was. I cant wait to get back into the ring." She then makes her way to the door, opening it, and walk in. "What in the world happened in here?!" she yells as she walks further into the room. Christy begins to observe the room, gasping each time she looks at another part. The entire room is trashed from wall to wall. The couch is sliced, her things are all over, TV busted, and her ring attire pasted to the ceiling. "Who in their right mind would do such a cruel thing? And for no reason!" She questions out loud, waiting for some kind of answer. Walking deeper into the room, she pass the closet and into the bathroom. As soon as she opens the door a bucket filled with a sticky substance followed by feathers is dumped on her. "Aaaah! Someone is going to pay for this!" Turning back around and heading toward the door, she notice some writing on the wall. Reading: TDO. She begins to kick at the piles and piles of junk around as Madea looks on. "Crusty" she says taking a puff of her cigarette "You know damn well you’re going to pay for all the damage done to this room, correct?" Christy turns around with anger in here eyes. "Listen here you old bag lady! I didn't’t do any of this! I’ll be DAMED if im going to pay for anything. This was here. . ." Madea slowly reaches her had into her bag grabbing some kind of shiny metal. "Look here baby girl. I’m going to try this one more time. You’re going to pay for this some way some how. Now, I know you don’t make much here, but im sure you have other sources. Maybe do another Playboy layout. Or something more private. Do you understand?" She says revealing what she has in her bag. Not able to speak, Christy nods her head complying to Madea. "Good girl" She takes one more puff from her cigarette before plucking it into Christy’s locker room. "Now baby, mama have to take care of something. Maybe check out what The Cerebral Ass-assin got going on if you know what im saying." As Madea walks out of the doorway, she notice Monique and Randy Orton making their way toward her. "I know you two bad asses did it. But I rather punk out the little girl. But, next time I wont be nice to you, Randy" With that, she brushes pass them, rubbing Randy’s backside and laughing. "I see you still got it! Hold onto him girl! Madea is here to stay! -chuckles-" Randy turns away as if he’s about to vomit. "You need to deal with her. That’s just sick. She’s old as dirt" *click click* Noises is heard as if someone was loading a gun. "I heard that boy! Old as dirt but I can still PUT IT ON YOU!" Monique begins to laugh as Randy rushes off toward the nearest bathroom and the cameras fade out and back onto Joey and Ciara. Triple H Vs The Big Show " Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell! Well its the Big show" The Big shows theme music begins and the big show begins walking out to the ring. The big show gets into the ring and the fans begin to cheer the big show on. " Time to Play The game....TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEE...MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Triple H's theme song begins to play and the Game Triple h and his manager sable begin walking out. Triple H walks out and pours some water over his head. Ciara: well last week the game triple h did a number of damage to..OMG JEFF HARDY! Joey Styles: We all know that ciara... Ciara: No tard...Jeff hardy behind triple H! *Jeff Hardy comes behind Triple h and nails Triple H in the back of the head with a chair. Sable moves out of the way. Jeff Hardy picks Triple h up and begins heading backstage with Triple H. Jeff Hardy begins banging triple h up against various things. Jeff Hardy grabs a steel pipe and raises it above Triple H but sable grabs the pole and tosses it. Jeff Hardy begins running after sable who is running around some boxes...Sable turns the corner and BITCH KICK! Jessica Hardy bitch kicks Sable in the head and tells jeff to take care of triple h. Jeff Hardy walks back over to triple h who is back to his feet barley. Jeff Hardy grabs a ladder and rams it into the head of triple h. Jeff Hardy picks Triple H up and then hits a pedigree!!!!! " Triple H you want a Fight? Well You Got One...BECAUSE AT XWE HIGHWAY TO HELL IT WILL BE YOU VS ME...IN A LADDER MATCH!!" Jeff Hardy turns around and walks to the parking lot where Jessica hardy is waiting on a motorcycle with her glasses on, Jeff Hardy hops onto the bike and drives away as Xwe Aggression goes off. |