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| Xwe Aggression |
| " We On fire, Up In here its Burning hot we on fiiiire! She'll take it off if it get to hot up in this spot we on fiiiirre" Xwe Aggressions new theme music Fire by Llyod Banks begins playing through the speakers and the X-Divas begin dancing in there all new Pprl outfits. Xwe Aggressions all new Pplr and black Pyros are shot up into the air and confetti begins to fall from the celing and the Xwe fans jump to there feet and begin cheering. Ciara: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Xwe Aggression! WE ON FIRE UP IN HERE YOOOOOU KNOOOOW! Joey Styles: Tonight we are live here in Sanford, North Carolina, Just a week After the Xwe highway to hell!! And oh boy what a night we have planned for you here on Xwe Aggression, But before we get into the show the Xwe Aggression owner Stephanie Mcmahon herself has a few things to say!. " Im All Grown Up...."Stephanie Mcmahons theme music begins playing through the speakers and the new founded owner of Xwe Aggression begins walking down the ramp smirking. The fans cheer stephanie mcmahon on as she walks down the ramp smirking in her business suit. Stephanie Mcmahon goes through the middle rope and gets into the ring and a microphone is handed to Ms. Mcmahon. " Welcome to the NEW and IMPROVED XWE AGGRESSSSIOOON!" The fans begin to cheer even louder then before. "Since i will be running things FULLY around here things will be alot better than before. I may be owner which means that we will still be needing a general manager and i have choosen a General manager who will share run the show....And what the hell i was gonna wait till later but i don't see why i shouldnt now!...So introducing the General manager hand picked by me myself....MAAAABBBLLLE SIMMMONS...Also Known to you all as MADEEEEA!. Madea is busy BUT she told me to let you all know that shes working her other job which she has been doing for a long time and she said its never to late for women...or men to work the corners either she said she protects all hoes she pimps so if you wanna get down with madea call 1800-Madea-Hoe. *Stephanie Mcmahon laughs and the crowd does also* Ciara: Glad to see stephanie mcmahon is having fun on her first day, thats the kind of boss we need here on Aggression, Ruthless when she needs to be and fun at times! " Also as the Owner i saw some things that i just couldnt handle so i had to release a few superstars...So a picture of each superstar will appear on the Tron over there and i will say a little comment about each person Picture #1: Brimstone: " Well brimstone started out as a good superstar going after titles he could never gain...going all crazy with the undertaker...I really had faith in brimstone...I guess he isnt like his brother hellfire....Maybe he is seeing as how his career went no where either *Stephanie Smiles* Picture #2 Candys Reso: " Candys? Uh yeah if she would have stayed i would have gave her a nick name..Anyways the girl really did have talent i mean she took out stacy...no credit for that what so ever! but she did manage to earn the respect of Jessica Hardy and pick up a win over Chun Li's team...But i had to release her...Shes 23 Messing with Batista and playing TAG in the hallway? Yeah Steph Mcmahon sent her back to high school. Picture #3: Claire Hughes: I really didnt have any intentions of fireing her at all..I really didnt but she stopped showing up for worked and started showing up at my dad's house...and we all know theres only ONE domintant female in my family and thats Me...Hear that Stacy? ME!...Well thats about all for the fired people i shifted the other EXTRAS to Unleashed. Stephanie Mcmahon says as Xwe Aggression goes to Commercial. Joey Styles: Welcome back to Xwe Aggression a few moments ago Xwe Aggression owner stephanie Mcmahon had a few words to say about the show and or some fired superstars. Ciara: Ya damn right! Congrats to those who made the cuts!...Anyways moving on the first match is kicking off right abouuut now! Jade Vs Lita LoveFuryPassionEnergy hits the arena as Lita, along with Matt Hardy, make their way to the ring. Matt stops by the steps as Lita gets in the ring awaiting her opponent. 'I see you walking in the club. Making moves, gettin' love. You know you're sexy. Yeah you flaunt it' The song continues to play as Jade makes her way down the ramp. Keeping her eyes on Matt the whole time, she walks right to him. As she approach him, she sticks her hand out, caressing his cheek. Lita notice this little motion as Matt begins to smile. Lita grabs a microphone from a crewman and rush out the ring trying to put distance between them. "Whoa, hold on honey. I notice a few things that run in your family. You know, you sister Jewel trying to sleep her way to the top with Randy and all. But Matt's only out here for me and I only came down here to kick your ass all over this ring tonight! And that’s what I plan on doing. Oh, one more thing Jade, stay away from my man, or be prepared to pay the price" Lita goes to give Matt a kiss when Jade grabs her from behind, rolling her into the ring and the bell sounds for the match to being. Jade slowly makes her way into the ring, making sure Matt Hardy notice what she's trying to show off. Lita gets back up as Jade kicks her in the stomach, then slaps her in the face. Jade suplex’s Lita, quicky getting up and does a leg drop Ciara: Damn, seems like the females in her family would do anything to get someone else's man Lita struggles to the rope to try and help herself up. Jade lifts her up by her leg and slams it back down to the canvas. She does this once more, and then again. Lita moves over to the opposite side of the ring trying to get back on her feet as Matt looks on with concern. Jade notice the look on his face and decides to show off a little more. Turning around completely looking at Matt, she blows a kiss at him. While she's doing this, Lita's making her way to her feet. As Jade turns around to notice, Lita's already running at her. Lita catcher her with a closeline sending both the divas down to the mat. Lita makes her way up to her feet as Jade rolls out the ring trying to catch some sort of composer. Not trying to get back in the ring, Jade heads towards Matt. Lita makes her way out the ring as the ref begins to count. 1.. 2.. Ignoring the counts, Lita rushes to Jade only to be caught by a drop toe hold into the steel steps 3.. 4.. Jade blows yet another kiss at Matt who's trying to help Lita to her feet. Being embarrassed by the fact Matt's ignoring her, she makes her way into the ring to try and blow off steam 5.. 6.. 7.. Matt rolls Lita into the ring right before the count of 8. Once again Jade rushes to Lita. This time grabbing her and flinging her for a snapmare. 'Unlike my sister, I get what I WANT!' Jade yells out as the crowd boos her. Jade walks over to Lita, grabbing her by the hair again when Lita knees her in the stomach. Jade bends down in pain, and then Lita hits her with a jawbreaker. Lita trys to make her way to the rope but Jade grabs her. Using all of the strength she has left, Lita kicks Jade off. She then gets up, picking Jade up, setting her up for the Twist of Fate Joey Styles: I smell a victory for Lita! Reversing the hold, Jade pushes Lita off her and right into the ref. The ref hits the floor hard as Matt makes his way to the apron. Matt, obviously upset with what's going on, grabs Jade, holding her awaiting Lita. Lita, catching what Matt is doing, runs toward Jade sitting her up for a front dropkick when Jade moves and she hits Matt! Matt falls over, off the apron, in pain as the ref begins to move around. Jade flings Lita around, hitting her with a DDT. Joey: Told you I smelt victory! Ciara: You said Lita. . not Jade She get's up on the top ropes, awaiting Lita's next move. Lita finally get's to her feet as Jade hit's the Rupture! Jade goes for a quick cover, holding onto Lita's pants. The ref crawls his way over to them and begins to count 1.. 2.. ... 3! 'Here's your winner, Jade!' Not satisfied with what she did, Jade slowly makes her way out the ring and to Matt. For a few seconds they're looking at each other, when all of a sudden Jade kisses him! Joey: Wait a minute. . HE'S KISSING HER BACK! Jade breaks the lip lock and walks up the ramp. She stops right in the center looking at Matt who's getting back into the ring to help Lita up. A smirk appears on Jade's face as she makes her way backstage Backstage, Jessica Hardy is walking when she notices sable, Jessica Hardy walks over to sable whom has her back turned to Jessica. Jessica Hardy taps sable on her shoulder and sable turns around " Yes baby?" Sable says as she turns around. Jessica gives sable a disguisted look " Ew, I date people under the age of 50 sweetie" Sable rolls her eyes at Jessica " What do want extacly?" Sable says. Jessica stares at the Womens title which is proped up on sables shoulder. " Ha ha Jessica we all know you don't have any gold and sorry to let you know but you wont be getting a shot at mines ANY time soon because well....I don't like you!" Sable says as she turns rolls her eyes at Jessica and gets into Jessica's face. Jessica backs up a little " Damn girl what the hell you been eatin your damn breath STANK!...You take care of that hot mess you got in your mouth i'm gonna have a little talk with a certain someone...Oh and sable just in case my Wish is granted i suggest you strap your boots up because you will be in action if i get what i want..." Sable smiles. " Not that kind of action you old whore" Jessica says as she shakes her head at sable and heads off towards the General Managers office, Jessica turns around " Oh sable and when i do get to the ring i will make an annoucement...Because we have something in common and you will find out what that is..Tonight!" Jessica walks off towards the General managers office and sable grins at Jessica and her grin turns into a evil smile Ciara: Sables breath does kinda stink... Joey Styles: Something in Common? I can't wait to see what this is. Tyrell Vs Surprise Opponent! " Lean wit It, Rock Wit It. Lean wit It, Rock Wit It.Lean wit It, Rock Wit It.Lean wit It, Rock Wit It. Lean wit It, Rock Wit It. Lean wit It, Rock Wit It. " Tyrells new theme music " Lean wit it rock wit it" by Dem Franchize Boys begins playing through the aggression speakers and tyrell le begins making his way down the ramp " Making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York. Weighing in at Two hundred and Thirty seven pounds...Tyrell Le!. The fans begin to boo Tyrell as he leans and rocks down the ramp. Ciara: Ayyyy ayyyy! Lean wit it! Joey Styles: Ciara have you forgotten what this man has done to kano makato for losing a simple match at the pay per view? Ciara: That ain't got nothing to do with me leaning and rockin! Tyrell le slides into the ring and gets onto the top ropes and the fans begin to boo Tyrell even more then before. Some of the fans in the crowd hold up signs reading " You Screwed Kano " And " Tyrell is a sore loser" Tyrell hops down off the turnbuckle and looks at the ring and waits for his Opponent. " And His opponent....From Phoenix, AZ weighing in at Two-Hundred and Fifty five pounds...He is Thhhheeeee Boogeyman!!!" Ciara: Boogey who? What? Ummmm i could have sworn i saw this man on Unleashed.. Joey Styles: I could have sworn i did also! The boogey mans smoke begins rising and the boogeyman begins crawling on the floor down the ramp. The fans cheer the boogeyman on as he shakes and then gets into the ring and his eyes turn to tyrell. Tyrell backs up and the boogeyman smiles at tyrell and begins shaking once again. The two men stare at each other and then the bell rings and tyrell begins to circle the boogeyman who stands in the middle of the ring watching tyrell circle around him. Tyrell locks up with the boogeyman and the boogeyman tosses tyrell across the ring with ease. The boogeyman charges at tyrell with a clothesline and connects and tyrell drops to the bottom turnbuckle. Joey Styles: The boogeyman is really giving it to tyrell here tonight. Ciara: as long as he keep the worms away he's good. The boogeyman picks tyrell up from the turnbuckle and lifts him sky high into the air and suplex's tyrell down to the mat making a huge crash noise. The Boogeyman smiles and then grabs tyrell once again, Tyrell fights trying to stay tothe ground but the boogeyman tugs and pulls tyrell up and irish whips him aganist the ropes. Tyrell bounces off of the ropes and hits a shoulder block on the boogeyman taking him down. Tyrell jumps over the boogeyman and the boogeyman gets to his feet as tyrell hops over him and bounces off the ropes and clothesline the boogeyman down to the ring. Tyrell waits for the boogeyman to get up and then charges at the knee of the boogeymans knocking the boogeyman back down and trying to injure the boogeymans knee. The fans begin to boo tyrell as he knocks the boogeyman down off his feet. Tyrell smiles and then puts the boogeymans leg onto the bottom rope and uses the middle rope to jump onto the leg of the boogeymans. Tyrell jumps up once again and the boogeyman quickly snatches his foot from the rope and kicks tyrell over the top rope. The boogeyman gets back to his feet and crawls to the turnbuckle. Tyrell le gets into the ring and slowly walks over to the boogeyman whom is sitting in a corner. Tyrell walks closer to the boogeyman and the boogeyman turns around with a mouth full of worms and spits some at tyrell. Tyrell backs away quickly and begins slapping the worms off him. The boogeyman reacts quickly as he laughs and grabs tyrell and sets him up for the pump handle slam. The boogeyman connects with the pump handle slam and pins One...Twoo..Kickout by tyrell! Ciara: Wow he actually kicked up! The boogeyman looks shocked and picks tyrell up by the throat, the boogeyman looks into tyrells face and begins chokeing tyrell. Tyrell quickly knees the boogeyman in the groain and then Hits the T Slash!! Tyrell rushes and pins the boogeyman One..Two..Three. " Here is Your winner of this match. Tyrell Le!." Tyrells hand is raised in victory. Tyrell snatches away from the ref. Red smoke begins to surround the ring and the arena begins to become foggy. Tyrell le stands inside the ring and walks over to the ropes when the boogeyman grabs tyrell into the fog and the lights go out. The Lights come back on and both the boogeyman and tyrell le are both vanished from the ring. The cameras head backstage as we see Randy and Monique laughing and talking. Monique: I know! I didn’t expect it either. Randy: So true. But you have to admit, she had it coming to her As they continue walking, the lights turn off. Randy: What the. . . Unknown Person: Shhh. I know. I know you know I know what you know Monique: Wait a minute! What the hell is going on? Monique moves closer to Randy as they try to make their way down the hall. As they reach a door, they trip over something that seems to have been placed for them. Unknown Person: I know what you two did at Highway To Hell and now you’re going to pay! Muahahaha. . . The lights turn on as we see Madea standing in front of the falling Randy and Monique Madea: Oh, heller. *laughs* Sorry bout that. But back to business. Randy: Madea, what the hell is going on? Randy says as he helps Mo to her feet. Monique: Yeah, really. What’s this all about? What do you know? Madea: Don’t play stupid She reaches into her bag slowly Madea: I know I told the both of you to leave that crusty girl alone Randy: Hold up. We had nothing to do with that. We weren’t there. . Madea: That’s a GOT damn lie! No way in hell both of you missed such a big show. Monique’s fast ass is always in front of a camera. And then there’s you Randy. Randy, Randy, Randy. There was enough divas in here to make a mini playboy mansion. No way in HELL you two weren’t up in there Monique: Come on Madea. Would we lie about this. Why would we hide after kicking someone’s ass. Be serious. We had nothing. . . The lights turn off once again. Unknown Voice: Always starting something. Think you’re tough? We’ll see about that. Your days are numbered T...D...O’z! Randy: Joke’s over Madea.. . . Madea? *Madea starts to run down the hall* Madea: Hell no! That wont me that time! You two are on your own! Madea says as Xwe Aggression heads to a commercial. Ciaras Goodies " My Goodies, My Goodies, My goodies, Not my Goodies!" Xwe Aggression returns from Commercial and Ciara stands in the ring with the ring all set up for her show Goodies. Ciara: Whats up its ya gurl Ciara!. You already know how things go down here on my show goodies. I Ask the Questions you provide the goodies, its nice and simple but of course we need someone to spice the heat up. Tonight i have a wonderfull guest. shes been the womens champion and at Xwe HighWay-To-Hell she shocked thousands when she traded on Chun Li's team. Please Welcome Tynesha Knooooowels! " I look to good for this necklace...i look to good to be wearin dis...you know i look way to good to be innocent...im conceited, i got a reason " Tyneshas theme music begins playing through the speakers and Tynesha begins making her way down the ramp. Tynesha gets down to the ring and the fans begin to boo her. Tynesha ignores the fans and gets into the ring. Ciara: Welcome to Ciaras goodies. Glad to have you here take a seat *Ciara & Tynesha sit back in Ciara's goodies chair* Ciara: Alright well we all seen what happend at Xwe HighWay-To-Hell but we don't have the answers to why...But im sure you do..But before you answer that lets take a look at what happend once again on the Ciara 2006 Tron. *A Clip from Xwe HighWay-To-Hell is played of Tynesha turning on her team* Tynesha : Well Ciara...You see theres logic in that question. Now CiCi Im sure you and all these people out there know how successful Jessica Hardy has been. And Im sure you all know the success rate of Chun Li. Come on now! Do you actually think I can furthur my career following around Chun Li? Psh...No. I made my decision that Im going to do whats best for my career. And at the time, the best thing to do was turn over to Jessica Hardy instead of Chun Li. I mean, what kinda team with Chun Li, much less Stacy Keibler could go against Jessica Hardy and last long? Question answered Ciara. Ciara: Well i see where your coming from but wouldnt defeating Jessica Hardy earn you a better career?...And What about your fans? No offence or anything but i see alot of signs out here tonight reading " Tynesha kiss some good ass" *The fans begin to Cheer* " She Kiss Ass. She Kiss Ass" Tynesha Knowles: Ciara...Beating Jessica Hardy can wait. It was a tag match, beating her would of meant nothing. Joining her is what would lead me furthur in my career. As for these stupid fans, they dont know anything. Kissing ass isnt what I did. Kissing ass is a term used for people when there always nice to someone or when they do things for them all the time. Before this match I never really liked Jessica Hardy. As I said earlier. My career comes first. Ciara: Okay..Well Whats next for you then i your career? You already gained the womens title, What else do you have in mind? Tynesha: Ha ha your funny. I already gained the Women's title? Do you think gaining the Women's championship once is enough? Once Im done with this low-class fool, Chun Li...Im going for that championship again. And after that I plan to dominate the diva's division. Theres no doubt that Im already one of the best diva's on Aggression. But why not go furthur, why not prove more? Im not done yet. Just watch and see. Ciara: Alright last but not least... " All my life. Ive Been searching for you. So glad that i found you boy. Ive been feeling for you. Im so happy babyyy" Chun Li's theme music begins playing through the aggression speakers and Chun li begins walking down the ramp. The fans cheer Chun li on as she walks straight into the ring. Tynesha stands up from her chair and ciara does the same. Chun Li slides into the ring and grabs a mic. Chun Li: Low class-fool? *Tynesha nods her head* Chun Li spears Tynesha down to the ring mat and begins slapping Tynesha acorss the face. Tynesha rolls Chun li over but Chun Li uses her legs and flips Tynesha off of her. Chun Li stands up and Tynesha throws a punch at her. Chun li dodges the punch and kicks Tynesha in the stomach with a toe kick. Chun li tosses Tynesha over the ropes but tynesha hangs on. Chun li turns aroud and notices and kicks Tynesha in the face and off the side of the ring. " My goodies. My goodies. My goodies not your goodies" Ciaras goodies show ends as Chun li yells over the top rope and Tynesha knowles looks at Chun li evily as Xwe Aggression heads to a commercial. As Xwe returns from commercial Batista's theme music hits and Batista begins walking down to the ring dressed ready to compete in a match. The fans boo Batista as he walks down the ramp. The announcer looks a bit confused at Batista coming down to the ring and just nods. Batista jumps up onto the ring side and enters the ring and walks over and grabs a microphone from the side. " Well tonight i WAS schedulded for a match aganist...The rock"...The fans begin to cheer. " But you know what i don't think that i will be doing so seeing as how i Injuried my Quadricep working out this morning " Booo" is heard from the crowd as Batista makes his announcement about not competiting here tonight. Ciara: Come on the man is Injuried! Joey Styles: Ciara are you really buying this bull? " If Ya Smell! What the Rock! Is Cookin". The Rocks Theme music starts up and the rock begins making his way down the ramp. The rock gets into the ring and grabs a mic also.." Ya know Batista the rock was just backstage having a little word with the General manager...You know..Madea and she said the match is still on Bitch!" The Rock Vs Batista The bell sounds off and the rock slaps batista acorss the face with a right hand and then more right hands to come. The rock punching batista left and right. Batista leans aganist the ropes and the rock hits batista with 3 right hands and then spits on his hand and knocks Batista outside of the ring with the last right hand. The fans begin to cheer as Batista lands outside of the ring. Batista gets to his feet and begins walking up the ramp when the rock comes running up the ramp. Batista turns around and clothesline the rock down to the concreet and then smiles and begins walking back up the ramp. leaving the rock to be counted out. Batista slides into the ring and the Ref begins counting the Rock out. 1.. 2... 3... The rock begins making his way to his feet and the crowd begins stomping and clapping giving the rock some modivation. Ciara: Wooo come on rocky! Joey: Ciara you were just sideing with Batista a few moments ago Ciara: Mind your business joey..LETS GO ROOOCKY! 4... 5... The rock gets to his feet and begins walking to the ring. 6... 7... 8... The rock slides into the bottom rope and batista begins to stomp on the rock. Batista gets the rock to his feet and tosses him into the turnbuckle and then runs and spears the rock. Batista begins taking his shoulders and runs them into the chest of the rock. Batista turns around and walks to the opposite turnbuckle and charges at the rock and runs straight into the rocks boot. The rock grabs Batista and nails the ROCK BOTTOM! The crowd begins to cheer for the rock. The rock looks into the crowd and then steps over Batista and kicks his arm closer to him. The rock slowly removes his elbow pad. Ciara: Is That victoria making her way out? Joey Styles: What the hell is victoria doing out here!? Victoria begins running down the ramp. towards the ringside. The rock tosses his elbow pad into the crowd and bounces off the ropes and then jumps over Batista and bounces off the other ropes but Victoria is quick and grabs the rocks leg!! Ciara: Maybe victoria and batista have a thing going? I mean 2 Crazy people do get alone well.. Joey Styles: I have to agree with that one. The rock turns and looks at Victoria and she hops onto the ringside and begins to argue with the rock. The rock moves closer to victoria and victoria raises her right hand and trys to slap the rock acorss the face but the rock quickly grabs victorias hand and waves his finger at victoria but victoria raises her right foot and kicks the rock in the groain!. Joey Styles: That had to hurt! Ciara: and look at Batista holding the ref down so he didnt see a thing. Batista lets go of the refs leg and gets to his feet and grabs the rock by the neck and sets him up for a batista bomb. Batista lifts the rock sky high into the sky and nails the batista bomb on the rock and covers. One...Twoo...Thre.." Here is Your Winner of this match...BAAAATIIIISTA!" Batista's hand is raised by the ref. Victoria begins walking backstage looking out into the ring and then heads backstage. Batista looks over the rock and slaps rock acorss the face and says " Payback" and leaves the ring. As Batista clears the ring Kevin O'Reillys theme music begins playing through the speakers and kevin and Cadence mari begin making there way down the ramp. Cadence mari and Kevin get into the ring and quickly grab a microphone from the side of the ring. Kevin clears his throat and then begins speaking " You know its really funny how things turn out isn't it? I mean who would have thought me and Cadence marie would have hooked up after all we have been through? I sure as hell didn't and i don't think cadence did either...Im preety sure you all would LOVE to re visit me and cadnece marie's past history and thats extacly what we will show you right here righhhht now!. *The Crowd begins to boo Cadence and Kevin* "I Think Im cute, I Know Im Sexy, I got the looks, The drives the girls wild" Shawn Michaels theme song begins playing through the speakers before kevin and cadence mari can even play there video. Kevin's begins to get angry from Hbk's interuption. " And what the hell do you want mr michaels" Kevin says angrily and he leans aganist the ropes looking at shawn michaels. " Woah woah woah, Calm down there little fella, The heart break kid isn't going to kick your ass here tonight, no no no i will wait for next week to do that...BUT wait hold on is that gold i see around your waist? *Kevin smiles and touches his gold* " Tag Team gold" Kevin says " Well it ain't the gold i had my heart set on BUT it will do for now...So Kevin what do you say Next week...The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels & A Partner of his choice Vs The greatest tag team champions EVER Kevin & John Cena...For the Tag Team titles...Oh wait i forgot John Cena makes the decisions so i might be asking the wrong person! " WHAT? YOUR ON Shawn! I make the decisions around here! and next week i will be kicking your ass and your Partners ass to retain my title!" Shawn Michaels theme music begins playing and The heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels heads backstage and Kevin & Cadecne soon follow. Aggression Cameras zoom backstage into the General managers office and Madea is sitting down in her chair talking on the phone. *Knock Knock Knock* Madea continues to talk on the phone ignoring the door *Knock Knock Knock* Madea props her feet on top of her desk and continues talking on the phone. * The door Opens and in walks sable. Madea: Hold on she says as she puts the phone to her shoulder and turns to sable. " Who the hell told you to open ma door? Sable: I knocked 4 times on the door and no one answered so i figured you didn't hear the door. Madea: I was BUSY! Sable: Well i was told By Maria that you wanted to see me? Madea: Yeah after i get off the phone now sit there and wait! *Madea begins talking on the phone once again, Sable leans her hand aganist her chin showing her shes still there. 10 Mins go by and Sable still waits as Madea talks on the phone* Sable: You know what! Your damn Job is to be the General manager and hand out the damn matches not sit your fat ass on the phone all day!! Madea: Imma call you back....Sable sable sable did you read the damn sign before you came in here? It says Enter at your own risssssssk..You entered at your own rissssssk which means if an ACCIDENT happens in here i am NOT responsible for what happend..Ya hear me? Do ya hear me? * Madea grabs sable by the hair* Lil gurl you working my nerves gurl..Don't do that...DONT DOOO THAAAAAT!....Now apolagise. Sable: Im so sorry madea, Please i really am truly sorry. Madea: Alright gurl, I ain't gon tell you no more. I was just on yellow alert gurl, Once it hit red alert imma be the big bad wolf and you gon be little red riding hood...Now that we both are settled i wanted to let you know that you have a match tonight * Madea looks at the time* Well actually its starting in 5 mins...If you wasent waiting so long in here running ya mouth you would have had time to prepare!...Have fun! *Madea pushes sable out the door and sits down at the table and starts talking on the phone once again and Xwe Aggression goes to a Commercial.* Ciara: Welcome back to Xwe Aggression a few moments ago the Xwe general manager had a few words for sable..Which i loved very so much! Joey Styles: That madea sure is something and shes one hell of a general manager...Well the night is almost over but as you heard from madea sable is scheduled for a match here tonight...We don't know who she will be facing but... Sable Vs Jessica Hardy "I'ma dirty dance for ya, I'ma shake my ass for ya, I'ma drop my pants when you get up on da dance floor. I'ma dirty dance on ya, when I get my hands on ya Shawdy, I can prance when you get up on da dance floor". Jessica Hardys theme music blast through the speakers and jessica hardy grinds and drops to the floor as her pyros set off. Jessica Hardy's glasses sparkle and shine as she begins walking down the ramp. The fans begin to cheer Jessica hardy on " Making her way to the ring from the Bronx, Ny, Weighing in at One-Hundred and Thirty two pounds...Jessica Hadry!!" Ciara: I gotta go shopping with Jessica and get that outfit and them damn shades. Shes really killin it! Joey Styles: I have to admit that is THE hottest attitre to ever grace Xwe Aggression. Jessica Hardy slides under the bottom rope and crawls into the middle of the ring and throws her hand into the air and more pyros go off and the fans begin to cheer Jessica on even more. Jessica Hardy walks over to the right side of the ring and request a mic from the side of the ring. " Sable i told you that you would be in a match here tonight but you didn't listen to me...Well get your ass out here right now!" " Raaaaaaaaawwwwwwrr" *A Whip crackling noise is heard and sable begins making her way out " And her opponent from JacksonVillie,Flordia weighing in at One-Hundred and twenty one pounds, She is The womens champion...SAAABLE!. Sable walks down the ramp with an angry look on her face. Sable slides into the ring and gets into Jessica's face. " Calm down old lady i have an annoncement to make first...Jessica Hardy looks at the ramp and a man begins walking down the ramp holding something in his hand. The man comes into the ring and sits it down and Jessica smiles and thanks him and he leaves the ring. Jessica walks over the mysterous item and sable touches it trying to remove the sheet covering it and Jessica slaps her hand. " Well sable here it is...Jessica Hardys Big annoucement..This month I..Jessica Hardy will be gracing the cover of...PLAYBOY!!! *Sable's mouth drops* " Oh yes...You WERE going to grace the cover this month but uh my cover was just 2 hot 2 handle...And after tonight i will be a playboy girl with a womens title!*Jessica removes the sheet and reveals her Playboy cover. The fans begin to cheer and Jessica hardy begins jumping up and down. Sable grins and then hits Jessica in the back knocking Jessica hardy down to the floor and then tosses the playboy cover outside of the ring. Sable grabs Jessica by the hair and bangs jessicas head down to the canvas hard. Ciara: What a cheap shot! The bell sounds off and sable already has Jessica on the floor.Sable kicks jessica in the stomach and and jessica rolls around. Jessica hardy crawls over to the turnbuckle and sable takes her foot and begins chokeing jessica hardy with her foot. Sable lets go of the foot choke and jessica hardy gasp's for air. Sable picks jessica up and irish whips her into the turnbuckle and trys to clothesline jessica but jessica slides under sables leg and pushes her into the ropes and then rolls sable up. One..Twoo.. Sable kicks out Joey Styles: Jessica almost picked up a win! Jessica gets up to her feet and grabs her head as she picks sable up off the canvas. Jessica taunts sable as she waits for sable to get to her feet, Jessica runs and hits a neckbreaker on sable. Jessica picks sable up and tosses her into the turnbuckle and then runs and spears sable down to the canvas and pins. One...Twoo..Sable kicks out again. Jessica Hardy picks sable up and tosses her over the top ropes and heads outside of the ring. Jessica grabs sable by the hair and begins banging sables head on the announcer table. the fans count as jessica bangs sables head on the announce table. 1..2..3...4..5..6..7..8..9..10. Jessica lets go of sable and sable falls out. Jessica hardy picks sable up and tosses her into the ring and picks her up. Jessica hardy kisses her hand and blows a kiss at sable and then kicks her in the stomach and hits the Bitch knock out! ! " Don't Treat me like a Women!..Don't Treat me Like a man. Don't treat me like you know me. Treat Me for Who I Am" Chynas theme song begins playing through the speakers and Chyna begins making her way out. Jessica hardy stands in the ring confused. Chyna walks down the ramp and enters the ring and stands in Jessica hardys face. Chyna shoves jessica halfway acorss the ring and Jessica hardy walks up to Chyna and slaps her. Chyna turns her cheek and then turns back to jessica and nails her with a clothsline to the canvas. Chyna picks Jessica hardy up and bear hugs Jessica and begins shaking jessica like a teddy bear. Ciara: Someone needs to help Jessica hardy out..This Man..no..Woman...No Uhh Monster! is destorying her! Joey Styles: Chyna is man..No Woman..Uhhh well shes getting handled! Chyna drops jessica down to the floor and walks outside of the ring and picks Jessica hardys playboy cover up off the floor and throws it into the ring. Chyna stands jessica hardy up and then smashes the cover over jessica hardy ripping the playboy cover. Chyna then picks Jessica hardy up once again and nails the pedigree! Chyna picks sable up and puts her on top of Jessica Hardy!One...Two..Three.." Here is your winner annnd still Xwe womens champion...Sable!" Sable gets up and grins. Chyna and sable begin leaving the ring when Jessica hardy begins getting to her feet. Sable taps Chyna and chyna grabs a steel chair and gets into the ring. Ciara: Omg i cannot watch this! Joey Styles: Someone..Someone has got to help! Chyna crahses the chair through the head of Jessica hardy. Sable begins to laugh. Chyna and sable begin leaving the ring again when Jessica hardy begins moving in the ring Joey Styles: Jessica is one bad ass chick but i think she should stay down. Chyna grabs the chair again and sits it on the canvas and picks jessica up and postions for the Pedigree Ciara: Enough is Enough! Joey Styles: Ciara where are you going? *Ciara grabs a steel chair and begins running down the ramp. Ciara smashes the chair aganist sables back whom trys to stop her and then hits Chyna acorss the back. Chyna turns around and looks at Ciara and snatches the chair and kicks Ciara in the stomach and Ddt's her t the canvas. Joey Styles: Oh god! Chyna is back and she has destroyed 2 of Xwe Aggresions beautiful divas...Im Joey Styles...This is Xwe Aggression....What a night! *The Camera fades away as Chyna stands over Jessica and Ciara raising her hand* |
