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| Xwe Aggression |
" We On fire, Up In here its Burning hot we on fiiiire! She'll take it off if it get to hot up in this spot we on fiiiirre" Xwe aggressions theme music begins playing through the speakers and the xwe pyros begin shooting out into the air. Ciara: Welcome to Xwe Aggression, We are here live in Detroit, Michigan! Joey Styles: Im Joey styles and of course that is the one and only CIARA!, Oh what a night we have planned today for you all here tonight because not only will we have one title defense but tonight we will have two title defenses here tonight. Ciara: Well lets take a look at what happend last week here on Ciara's Goodies. * The Camera's zoom into the tron of Chun Li and Tynesha on ciara's goodies* Well...these two ladies wanted at each other and General manager madea granted them that permission to them and that match begins...NOW! Tynesha Vs Chun Li (Hardcore Match) Ring Announcer: The following contest is a hardcore match! And it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Tynesha Knowles! Tynesha’s theme music plays: I look to good for this necklace, And I look to good to be wearin this, Im conceited, I got a reason. She makes her way down the ramp. The fans boo loudly as she sucks her teeth and rolls her eyes at them. She gets into the ring and awaits her opponent. Joey Styles: The crowd doesnt seem to like this diva. Ciara: Psh, why should they? Girl loves to talk shit on her site but cant say scrap to my face. Ring Announcer: And her opponent. From Calgary, Alberta…Chun Li!!! Chun Li's theme song plays: Boy you, Fill me with so much joy, You give, Whatever it is I need, My love, Here to stay will never leave, So glad, That you fell in love with me! The crowd cheers as Chun Li makes her way down to the ring. Chun looks very mad as she eyes Tynesha. The ref rings the bell and the match starts… Ciara: Chun Li should defianatly take this match. Not that Im hatin on Tynesha but Chun Li has better wrestling experience. Joey Styles: Dont speak too soon. Tynesha is a former Aggression Women's Champion... Ciara: Exactly! Former! Tynesha runs at Chun Li and slaps her across her face. Tynesha grabs Chun Li’s hair and attempts to toss her but Chun Li grabs Tynesha’s hair and uppercuts her. Tynesha springs back and runs at Chun Li who dropkicks Tynesha to the floor. Chun Li raises her arm in the air and the crowd cheers for her. Tynesha gets to her feet and Chun Li runs and lands in suplex. Chun goes for the pin: One, two, kickup by Tynesha. Chun Li brings Tynesha up and lands a neckbreaker. Chun Li goes outside and ruffles under the ring. She pulls out a table and a steel pipe. She leaves the table and brings in the steel pipe. She awaits Tynesha to get up and she swings the steel pipe at her. But Tynesha grabs the steel pipe and kicks Chun in her stomach. Tynesha then goes to slam the steel pipe into Chun Li’s head but Chun moves out of the way and grabs the steel pipe back from Tynesha. Chun Li then takes the pipe and swings it at Tynesha’s stomach. Joey Styles: Chun Li showing early use of weapons here in this hardcore match. She does it again and then sends Tynesha to the turnbuckle. She stands on the middle rope and starts to punch Tynesha’s head from above. The crowd counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Chun Li then dismounts Tynesha and throws her to the floor. Chun Li goes outside and she brings the table into the ring. She sets it up and brings Tynesha to he feet. She gets ready to crash Tynesha through the table with a DDT. But Tynesha punches Chun Li in her stomach twice and then pushes her so that her back slams against the table. Tynesha looks around and she picks up the steel pipe. Tynesha goes to hit Chun Li but Chun ducks and slams Tynesha’s head into the table. Chun Li swings Tynesha to the ropes and goes for a flapjack but Tynesha clotheslines Chun to the floor. Tynesha then gives Chun Li a swinging neckbreaker. Ciara: Tynesha does have some shit under her sleeves. Joey Styles: Yup see Ciara! I told you she was a good wrestler! Tynesha takes the table, folds it up and sets it up in the turnbuckle. Tynesha takes Chun Li and throws her into the table. Tynesha then starts runnng at Chun Li but Chun Li moves. Tynesha stops and turns around to see Chun Li running at her. Chun Li runs and spears Tynesha through the positioned table!!! The crowd cheers as Chun Li covers Tynesha, one, two, thr…KICKOUT by Tynesha! Chun Li cant belive it. She goes outside and searchs under the ring again. She pulls out two trash can lids. She brings them into the ring and gets ready to hit Tynesha. But Tynesha has the steel pipe in her hand. Tynesha takes the steel pipe and hits Cun Li in her stomach again making Chun Li drop the trash can lids. Tynesha pushes Chun Li who stumbles on one of the trash can lids and falls down. Tynesha then grabs Chun’s neck and puts it on the bottom rope. Tynesha takes her foot and presses Chun Li’s throat on the rope making her choke. The ref makes Tynesha let go, and then she goes and chokes Chun Li again! The crowd boo’s as Tynesha throws her arms in the air. Tynesha punches Chun Li on the back of her head then runs to the ropes, she runs back and jumps ontop of Chun Li’s neck choking her on the rope. Tynesha grabs Chun Li’s hair and throws her on the floor. Tynesha then mounts Chun Li and starts to throw hard punches. The ref tells Tynesha to get up and she does. Tynesha runs at Chun again and hits a brainbuster. Tynesha pins: One, two, kickup by Chun Li. Ciara: Oooh! Brutal move delivered by Tynesha Knowles. Tynesha grabs one of the trash can lids and hits Chun on her back. Tynesha waits for Chun Li to get up and she swings the trash can lid at her head but Chun Li ducks and gives Tynesha two kicks to her side. Chun Li then continues to kick Tynesha quite quickly. She then starts to punch Tynesha in her face. Chun Li lifts Tynesha in the air and slams her down landing a scoop slam. Chun Li then picks up two trash can lids and awaits Tynesha to get up. Tynesha finally gets up and Chun Li takes the two trash can lids and bash them into either side of Tynesha’s head. Chun went for the cover…One, two, kickout! Chun Li brings Tynesha to to her feet, spins her around and lands a backbreaker. Chun Li then sits on Tynesha’s back and pulls her right leg all the way in a single boston crab lock. Tynesha screams in agony as the ref checks for tapping signs. Tynesha attemps to get up but she cant move with Chun on her back. She then tries to throw her leg back down but Chun Li is pulling too hard. The ref asks Tynesha if she would like to tap. Tynesha replied: No. Tynesha tries to drag herself to the bottom rope, but Chun Li pulls her back to the center of the ring. Tynesha starts to scream again. Chun Li puts a smile on her face and tightens the lock! The ref asks Tynesha if she would like to tap, she replied again: No. Tynesha struggles to get out of the lock but Chun Li just snaps her leg even furthur back! Tynesha raises her hand ready to tap. Joey Styles: Looks like Tynesha is gunna tap! Ciara: Aww Joey! Dont jinx it! Joey Styles: No really I think shes going to tap! She throws her hand to the mat but stops at the last second. Tynesha bites her lip and starts screaming yet again. Chun Li finally let go of the hold. Chun Li gets up and kicks Tynesha’s right leg repeadtly. The ref stands infront of Chun Li trying to get her to ease off the leg. Tynesha holds her leg on the floor in pain. Chun Li makes Tynesha get up by pulling her. But Tynesha can barely stand with her aching right leg. Chun Li takes the steel pipe and goes to smash it at Tynesha’s right leg but Tynesha lifts her leg and grabs Chun Li’s hair and snaps her head onto the canvas. The crowd boo’s as Tynesha rolls out of the ring. Tynesha hops around the ring on one foot and she picks up a steel chair. She goes to climb up the apron but Chun Li slides and gives her a baseball slide kick! Joey Styles: Nice move from Chun Li. By the way Tynesha's right leg has been injured. Chun Li goes outside and swings Tynesha in the ring. Chun Li kicks her injured leg a few times as the crowd cheers her on, she then pins. One, two, kickout by Tynesha. The crowd boo’s, not wanting Tynesha to kick out. Chun Li goes outside the ring and picks up the steel chair. She brings it in, raises it above her head and attempts to crash it into Tynesha’s hurting knee. But from behind someone pulls the chair from Chun Li’s hands. She turns around to see the ref holding the chair and shaking his head. Chun Li questions him and he says that Tynesha’s leg will break with a shot like that. Chun Li replies: Exactly! Chun Li turns and she sees Tynesha trying to stand up. Chun Li runs at Tynesha but gets knocked down with a clothesline. Tynesha mounts Chun again and starts punching. Tynesha gets off her and within a quick second she landed the TynTyn Smash! She went for the pin: One, two, kickup!!! Ciara: Wow. Quick thinking with Tynesha landing her finisher. Joey Styles: Whoa! I thought Chun Li was done for! Tynesha Knowles better watch her right leg there. The crowd roars with excitement happy that Chun kicked out. Tynesha’s eyes widen with temper as she exits the ring. Tynesha goes under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. She brings the kendo stick in the ring and swings it at Chun Li who is now standing. Chun Li falls to the floor but gets back up quickly. Tynesha swings the kendo stick at Chun Li again and this time Chun Li falls in the turnbuckle area. Tynesha mounts Chun Li and lands a diving bulldog! Tynesha went for the cover…One, two, thr…Kickup! Chun Li stands up and so does Tynesha. They eye each other in the ring…Tynesha limping. Chun Li then slaps Tynesha across the face and the crowd cheers as the stare down continued. Tynesha tries to swing a slap back at Chun Li but Chun grabs her hand and punches her down to the floor. Chun Li then kicks Tynesha’s right leg again. The kick makes Tynesha start screaming again and the crowd cheers. Ciara: At this rate Chun Li is going to break Tynesha's leg! I never knew Chun Li could be so aggressive. Chun Li turns around and picks up the kendo stick. She brings the kendo stick into the ring and raises it above her head. The crowd cheers with excitement as Chun Li bashes the kendo stick into Tynesha’s leg! Chun Li wasn’t finished yet…She walks outside the ring and picks up the steel chair that the ref threw out. Chun Li enters the ring and places Tynesha’s leg in the folding part between the chair. Chun Li looks at the audience and then jumps and lands a leg drop crushing Tynesha’s right leg in that chair. Tynesha screams extremly loudly for her paining leg. Chun Li grabs Tynesha’s neck and lands the Kawaii Pain!!! Chun Li pins: One, two, three! Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…Chun Li!!! Ciara: Chun Li took the win! Joey Styles: Yeah and Tynesha might of suffered a broken leg! Chun Li is about to leave the ring…But she turns back around, Chun Li picks up the kendo stick and smashes it into Tynesha’s leg one last time! EMTs rush to the ring with a stretcher. Chun Li then leaves the ring as the crowd continues to cheer. The EMTs try to lift Tynesha up, but she screams: Ow! My Leg! They then manage to get Tynesha onto the stretcher and they roll her to the back. Ciara: Woooaaah..Can you say anger management? I know i can...well listen up eariler this morning Xwe had a interview with carllliiiito about his upcoming match here tonight...Heres what carltio had to say. The scene cuts backstage where Jonathan Coachman is seen standing infront of the Aggression banner hanging in the backdrop. He adjusts the dark shades covering his eyes with his right hand while slightly raising the microhpone and flashing that cocky smirkish smile into the camera. Jonathan Coachman: Laides and Gentlemen as you should know by now the coach is always on top of things and i've pulled a few strings to bring you an exclusive interview with XWE's newest acquisition. Without further ado allow me to introdu... The coach is cut off in mid sentence as a hand covers the microphone pushing it away from Coachman's mouth. The camera slowly pulls back as we see the afro of a well tanned man wearing an unbuttoned light blue shirt with several tropical palm tree designs. A green apple is tossed into the air and lands into the open palm of as the man we can now identify as Carlito. He gently eases the microphone out of the hand of the Coach then looks him up and down before raising the mic to speak. Carlito: You think you're cool wearing shades indoors don't you baboso Pendejo? Carlito knows cool and your not it. Comprende? Wisely the coach nods and throws his hands up indicating he doesn't want to show any discrespect. Carlito turns focusing his two dark brown eyes onto the camera. Carlito: Tonight Carlito's debut match will be against some guy named....Kano Makato? He shoots an unimpressed look in the direction of the coach before focusing back onto the camera. Carlito: That name is definately not...cool but the beating Carlito will give that gothic emu lookin' Cabron tonight will be very cool, comprende? Tonight Carlito willl have a chance to beat an XWE champion. He might not be much of a wrestler and even less of a champion but tonight Kano whatever his name is will have the honor of getting beat by the better man. Carltio vs Kano Makato Ding! Ding!! DING!!! Joey Styles: There’s the opening bell and this match is officially underway! Ciara: I got one word for you Joey…DECAFINATED! What’s with all the shouting Joey I’M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!! Sheesh. Carlito sprints across the ring missing with a wild right hand and gets thrown to the canvas with a Japanese arm drag takedown. Kano Makato pops up to his feet a half step quicker and snapmares Carlito back to the canvas. An aggravated Carlito rushes back in missing with a clothesline and Kato Makato counters by hooking the arms and dropping to both knees executing a back slide pin attempt. The referee slides into position and counts. One! … Two!! Carlito kicks out of the hold then rolls out of the ring slapping his hands against the corner of the ring mat while turning to the fans and walking away from the ring to regroup. Joey Styles: Close two count from Makato and right about now Carlito isn’t looking very cool. Definitely not the way he wanted to start his debut match. Ciara: Carlito decided to run his mouth earlier tonight and maybe he’s realizing that he might’ve bit off more than he can chew and I’m not talkin’ about that apple either. Kano Makato takes advantage of the opening springboarding off the top rope and crashing down onto Carlito with a flying body press as he turns back around smacking against the padded mat on the outside of the ring. Kano Makato plays to the crowd before pulling Carlito up with a handful of hair. Makato grabs a waistlock and flapjacks Carlito throat first across the steel barricade then follows up with a stinging dropkick to the spine. Joey Styles: Oh my GAWD!! Blood is literally dripping down the mouth of Carlito. Ciara: Haha now how “cool” was that? That chia pet afro makes a good handle for Kano Makato and he’s never hesitant to show why he IS the Xtreme Cruiserweight Champ. Using a handful of hair and grabbing the back of Carlito’s tights Kano Makato throws Carlito back into the ring. Kano Kanato signals for The Torches Press while climbing the top turnbuckle until Carlito shoves the referee into the ropes causing Kanato to fall groin first onto the turnbuckle and flop over crash landing on the canvas. Joey Styles: Desperation move from Carlito proves to be VERY effective! Ciara: I don’t care who you are, that’ll take the gust out of anyone’s sail. Smart move! The referee warns Carlito for laying his hands on an XWE official then checks on Kano Kanato. Carlito regroups then gazes into the crowd with a smirkish smile, He walks to the opposite corner and removes the padding from the top turnbuckle then slumps down in the corner. Joey Styles: Carlito just ripped the padding from the turnbuckle and …What’s he doing now?! Ciara: What’s it look like Joey?? Playing opossum, it’s the oldest trick in the book! Kano Kanato staggers over still feeling the affects from the nutcracker shot and reaches down grabbing the Fro of Carlito who in turn grabs the front of the Kanato's wrestling attire using leverage and momentum to plant the face of Kano into the exposed steel. Carlito wastes no time following up with a dragon sleeper and spins around droping Kanato with a Modified Swinging Neckbreaker. Carlito hooks the leg and the referee counts. One! Two!! THREE!!! Carlito quickly exits the ring grabbing the Cruiserweight Title from the time keepers table.[i] Ring Announcer: Here is your Win--- Carlito snatches the microphone away and drapes the Cruiserweight championship belt over his right shoulder. Carlito: Now this...*glances over and slaps his hand against the cruiserweight belt* This is cool and seeing how possession is nine tenths the law, I guess that means nine tenths of this belongs to Carlito. Carlito walks around the ring and backs up the rampway with a smirkish smile while still keeping his attention on Kano Kanato who slowly is gaining back his senses in the ring. Carlito: Don't worry, Carlito is a fair man and i'll give you a chance to get this title, a title that you don't deserve in the first place, back from me again but first you have to do something for Carlito. All you need to do is put your little one tenth of the title that is "legally" still yours on the line against Carlito. It's time for Agression to have an Xtreme cruiserweight champion that is....cool! Carlito drops the microphone and walks up the rampway disapearing behind the curtains. Xwe aggression goes backstage and Jessica Hardy & Jeff Hardy are backstage. Jessica Hardy looks at jeff and then begins talking. Jessica Hardy: I Can't believe that i wasent booked in a match aganist chyna after what she did to me and ciara last week! Jeff Hardy: Jessica calm down calm down...I mean after what happend last week you dont need to be fighting anyone in the ring...And i did fight anyone in the ring i dont think that it should be Chyna...Not saying you can't beat her its just shes kinda a well...beaaasst *Madea busts into the locker room* Madea: Did that thing hurt you last week baby? Lemmy tell you something..I usually don't give my secrets to everyone but since you are my niece im gonna let you in on a little secret...When you fighting a BIG woman..Or whatever you wanna call her...Never...no wait..NEEEEEVER ever go face to face with her...You betta hit that bitch with a pan,a stick,a bottle...Something...and baby...if she don't fall after that shoot the bitch *Jessica Hardy laughs* Jessica: Okay aunt mable..Imma knock that bitch out! Madea: Alright baby. *Jessica Hardy walks out of the locker room* *Madea looks at Jeff Hardy* Madea: Boy..You better watch that girl..The hell wrong with her thinking she can beat chyna? *Madea walks out the room and jeff hardy shakes his head back and forth as Xwe aggression goes to commercial. Ciara's Goodies "My Goodies, My Goodies, My goodies, Not my Goodies!" The familiar theme music for Ciara’s Goodies blasts throughout the arena as the crowd gets to their feet and Ciara enters the ring. Ciara waits for the crowd to settle and then she says: “What’s up Alberta, it’s ya gurl Ciara coming to you for another edition of Goodies! As I say all the time, this show is me asking the questions and you providing the goodies!” In the ring there are three chairs set up for Ciara’s guests. One chair is situated on the left side of Ciara’s comfortable looking recliner and the two other chairs are on the right. Ciara: Well, for me to ask some questions, there’s gotta be some guests sitting in those chairs. Please make welcome, the most extreme couple we have here on XWE Aggression, Matt Hardy & Lita!!!” ‘OH YEEEEEEAH!’ Matt Hardy’s music hits through the speakers surrounding the arena and he and Lita walk out from behind the curtain. They walk down to the ring hand in hand absorbing the energy from the crowd. Lita sees a sign in the crowd that says ‘MATT SCREWED LITA,’ and she tries to ask Matt what the sign means but Matt tells her to ignore it. They enter the ring and each greet Ciara with a hand-shake. Ciara motions them towards the two chairs on the right of her chair, and as all three of them sit down Matt’s entrance music ceases. Ciara: Welcome to Ciara’s Goodies! I want to say that we do have another guest coming down soon; I just wanted to start the questions off with just the two of you. So Lita, can you tell me about your match last week with Jade. There was a lot of speculation that Jade was down in the ring for other reasons than wrestling, but what do you think? Lita: Well Ciara, I have to say that I was shocked when I saw that whore coming over towards my man at the start of the match. I mean, we were down there to wrestle, not speed date! I guess I sent her a clear message to never come near me or Matt again! Ciara: Obviously that message wasn’t beating Jade, because that didn’t happen! But anyway, Matt, How do you feel after what happened last week? Lita: I don’t understand why Matt has to answer questions; he doesn’t have anything to do with what happened last week. It is between me & Jade and as I said, it’s all settled now! Ciara: Do you even know about Matt’s actions last week Lita? No time to answer, let’s just take a look at the Ciara 2006 Tron and find out what happened when you weren’t looking! *A clip from last week’s match between Jade & Lita plays… The clip ends with Lita getting pinned, followed by Jade walking out of the ring and kissing Matt* Lita gets up out of her seat once the clip finishes and she looks horrified. She stands in front of Matt and slaps him and goes to exit the ring but Ciara says, “Hold on a minute Lita… I think it’s time to bring down our last guest on Ciara’s Goodies for tonight; The one and only… JADE! ‘I see you walking in the club. Making moves, gettin' love. You know you're sexy. Yeah you flaunt it…’ The lights go dim as Jade makes her way out on stage with a sadistic looking smirk plastered on her face. She stares at an enraged Lita down in the ring as her music continues and a spotlight follows her up the stairs and into the ring. Ciara: Cut the music… Listen Lita, I know you had no idea about the kiss and you had never seen that footage before, but this isn’t the time, or the place to start a bitch fight. This is Ciara’s Goodies and we want some answers! Jade takes a seat in the vacant chair as Lita reluctantly sits back down in her seat, shifting herself so that her back is turned to Matt. Jade, still smirking at the events that have taken place blows a kiss towards Matt. Ciara: Jade, thanks for joining us out here tonight. The question on everyone’s lips, except maybe yours because of all the other things on your lips, is what the hell were you thinking when you kissed a ‘taken’ man! Jade giggles before she replies: What can I say; Matthew is a very attractive man. I couldn’t resist myself and I know that the filthy whore over there aint giving him anything! Lita stands up ready to launch at Jade but Matt holds her back. Jade starts laughing at her as Ciara cuts in with the next question to try and bring order back to the show. Ciara: So I guess it runs in the family right? You’re taking a page out of your sister’s book. I mean, she had an affair with Randy Orton and now you with Matt. And don’t try and tell me that you’re nothing like Jewel because we all know damn straight that you are. Ciara stops as Lita finally sits down and Jade replies: What are you trying to get across Ciara? Jewel & I are sisters, which means that in some way we are alike. And by now, I guess you’ve all figured out what that way is! If I want something, then I won’t stop until I get it! Jade’s theme music blares through the speakers once again as she stands up and goes to leave the ring. Lita yells out from behind Jade to turn around and at this point of motion, Lita sprints across the ring and spears Jade down to the canvas. Lita throws her right fist into the face of Jade numerous times as Ciara exits the ring. Matt goes over to break the two divas up, but Lita shrugs him off and goes straight back to smacking Jade around. Lita stands to her feet and clears the ring of the chairs. She gets Jade to her feet and propels her across to the other side of the ring. Jade bounces off the ropes and Lita uses the buoyancy of the ropes behind her which sends her in the direction of Jade. At the fast paced instant that the two divas come closer and closer to each other in the middle of the ring, Lita leaps off the canvas and performs a massive hurracanranna, which sends Jade’s head crashing down into the mat. Lita stands up to an ovation from the crowd. ‘LITA’ chants start to break out as Lita gets to the top rope. She looks around at the crowd, delaying what the crowd expects her to perform, which makes them cheer louder. Lita finally turns herself around and soars through the air, hitting the infamous Diving Moonsault on Jade. Lita stands up, glaring at Jade for a while and then she exits the ring. Matt starts to follow her, but then he looks back into the ring at the motionless Jade. Lita walks up the ramp in an awful state of rage, and as soon as she disappears behind the curtain, Matt enters the ring and gathers Jade’s immobile body into his arms. He carries her out of the ring and takes her backstage as Aggression heads to a commercial break! Xwe aggression returns from commercial and Dolphynn is standing up waiting for madea to return. Zach carter walks into madeas office and the two begin to look at each other. Dolphynn: What are you doing here Zach? Zach: I should ask you the same question... Dolphynn: You know, we've always had tension towards each other... whether you are Blade or Zach Carter, it'll never change my views about you! Zach: So why don't you prove your views are stong by going up against me next week, live on Aggression!!? *Madea walks into the office as the two men get into each others face ready to go at it. Madea rushes in between the two men* Madea: White boys gone wild!..Lord calm down...Don't start that fighting mess in my office ill shot you in the ass...Anyhow since you two can't seem to get along for more then 5 secs im going to book you two in a match next week..Enjoy...Oh and dont think about causing chaos tonight because if you two happen to lay a finger on each other before the match your suspended. Monique & Randy Orton Vs Emily Crystal & Nick Lachey " Hey..........Hey........Hey nothing you can say nothings gonna change what you've done to me" Randys ortons theme music begins playing through the speakers and randy orton begins making his way down to the ring "Weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds from St Louis, MO he is one half of the Intergender champions...Raaaadny Orton" Randy orton begins walking down the ramp. Randy orton pyros goes off and then he spins around in a circle and turns around and faces the entrance way. "See if the God say get her imma get her. I’ll have her wit a pillow where the casket won’t fit her. The only reason I hit her was she kept talkin’ greasy. Lil’ jump skeezy betta ask somebody who I be. See I’m M (dot) O. . . ." Monique Ortons new theme music begins playing through the speakers and monique orton begins walking down the ramp" Weighomg in at One hundred and Twenty-five pounds from The bronx, NY She is one half of the Intergender champions...Monique Orton!. The fans begin cheering monique orton as she walks down the ramp bouncing to her new theme music. Randy & Monique slide into the ring and await there opponents. " What is a girl to do when she still on it!" Emily's theme song begins playing through the xwe speakers and emily crystal and her boyfriend nick lachey begins walking down the ramp " Weighing in at 365 pounds Nick & Emily Crystal!" Emily and nick kiss and then begin walking down the ramp. The two slide into the ring. The ref takes the intergender titles and raises them into the air. The two teams look each other up and down and then Monique & Emily take the sides and Randy and nick start the match off. Ding Ding Ding!! Randy Orton and Nick Lachey go head to head struggling and pushing, The too let go of the hold and then circle around the ring Once again and then hook up once again. Randy Orton pushes Nick into the turnbuckle and the ref signals for randy to let go, Nick lachey gets cheap shot in with a eye rake to the eyes of randy orton and then a bulldog to randy orton. Ciara: What a cheap shot by the new wrestler nick lachey Nick picks randy orton up and then does an arm breaker sending randy orton back to the canvas. Nick lachey smiles and the fans begin to Boo nick lachey. Nick screams at the fans and then turns his attention back to Randy Orton. Nick goes to pick randy orton up but randy hits nick in the stomach with a right hand. Randy hits nick with another right hand to the stomach and then gets back to his feet and irish whips nick lachey into the ropes. Nick bounces off the ropes and randy rams his knee into the stomach of nick and nick flips over randys knee. Randy Orton quickly picks nick up and tosses him into the turnbuckle and emily is quick and blind tags herself into the ring without randy orton noticing. Randy Orton runs and charges at nick and emily jumps over the ropes and stands in front of nick. Randy Orton stops and pushes emily to the side and emily slaps randy orton in the face. Randy grabs emily by the hair and is about to RKO her but randy drags emily over to Monique Orton and tags Monique into the ring. Monique Orton gets into the ring and kicks emily in the stomach and elbows emily in the face two times and irish whips emily into the turnbuckle. Monique ducks to flip emily but emily comes back and kicks Monique in the face and then clotheslines monique down to the canvas. Joey Styles: Wow what a clothsline by Emily crystal. Emily crystal looks down apon monique Orton and screams " Your title is MINE!" Emily picks Monique Orton up by the hair and Begins taunting for her finisher. Emily kicks Monique in the stomach and begins setting monique up for her finisher. Emily lifts monique into the air and monique reverses the move. Monique quickly rolls emily up.. One...Twoo...Thr Emily Crystal kicks up at the last bit of a second. Monique Orton gets up and taunts and spears emily down to the floor when she gets up. Emily crystal begins crawling to Nick lachey but Monique grabs emily by the foot and pulls her away and then kicks emily in the back. Monique picks emily up and tosses her into the turnbuckle and then begins kicking emily in the stomach over and over. Emily dodges one kick and rolls on the floor and tags in nick lachey. Nick quickly gets into the ring and grabs Monique before she can tag randy orton into the ring. Nick pulls Moniques hair and randy orton begins getting into the ring but the ref stops randy orton. Monique turns around and slaps Nick in the face and hits the MKO! Monique Orton tags randy orton into the ring and Randy Orton picks nick lachey up and sets him up on the turnbuckle. Randy Orton looks at the fans then hits the Top rope RKO!. Monique Orton runs across the ring and does a dropkick kicking emily off the side of the ring. Randy Orton covers for the Pin One...Two...Three! " Here are your winners and Still Xwe Intergender champions..Randy & Monique Orton!" *The lights turn off* "Game Over ortons" Ciara: What the hell is going on someone turn the lights back on im scurred! *Strugglings and slams are heard inside of the ring. A Chair shot is heard and then another chair shot is heard inside of the ring. Ciara: Oh my god what just happend? *The Lights come back on and the Ortons are in the ring laid out on the canvas* Ciara: Who the hell would do this? Joey Styles: Well they left a message...and the message says " The New Era" Ciara: Thats that 6-6-6 shit...i aint messing with it! Joey Styles: Whoever did this has fled the ring like a bunch of cowards!..Ladies and Gentelmen we will be right back after this commercial. * Xwe Aggression returns from Commercial and Randy & Monique Orton are in the Xwe Aggression medical room getting examined. *Jessica Hardy & Jeff Hardy both run into the locker room* Jessica: What the hell happend out there? Please tell me you got a look at the person..or people? Monique: Nope..Lights went out and i could barley see anything at all..All we know is that is was both a male and a female and it wasent emily & nick. Randy: Someone seriously needs there ass kicked for this! Jeff hardy: Well if we look at it..the top people in Xwe have been attacked recently..Jessica..Now you two..im thinking im next...Question is who can we trust and who cant we trust? *Xwe Cameras zoom out of the medical room* Ciara: Well while that backstage was happening the main event kinda began..now we await shawn michales partner Hbk & Surprise Vs John Cena & Kevin O'Reilly Shawn michaels sexy boy theme music begins coming to an end as shawn michaels takes off his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd. " Well well well champs i guess its time for me to introduce my tag team partner Detriots own...The Big...Sexy...KEEEVIIIIN NAAAAAAAAAAAASH!" The tag champions eyes stretch wide as Kevin nash's theme music is played through the aggression speakers and Kevin nash begins making his way down the ramp. Kevin nash walks down the ramp and Kevin O reilly attacks Shawn michaels from behind starting the match off. Kevin nash gets to the ring and takes the side while Kevin O'Reilly and Shawn Michales starte the match off. Kevin O'Reilly gives shawn michales right hands to the face and then knees shawn in the stomach. Kevin tosses shawn into the turnbucke corner and then tags John Cena into the ring. The fans begin to cheer as John Cena is tagged into the ring. John Cena gets into the ring and takes his fist hitting shawn in the head knocking him down to the canvas. John Cena pick shawn michaels up and suplex's him. John Cena begins getting the crowed pumped up. John Cena begins pumping his sneakers up and then bounces off the ropes and hits the 5 knuckle shuffle on shawn michaels. John Cena tags kevin O'Reilly back into the ring and Kevin shakes his head and gets into the ring. Ciara: These two can't get along for anything! Shawn michaels begins crawling towards Kevin nash to make the tag. Kevin grabs shawns foot but shawn is quick and kicks kevin off and makes the tag to Nash. Nash steps over the ropes and Kevin O'Reilly begins backing away into the corner. Kevin nash slaps Kevin acoross the chest with a chop and then slaps Kevin with a chop once again. Kevin nash irish whips Kevin to the ropes and then runs at Kevin O'Reilly with a big boot but Kevin holds onto the ropes and then ducks and Kevin nash's big boot hits Shawn michals and shawn falls off the side of the ring. Kevin nash looks shocked but Kevin O'Reilly dropkicks kevin nash before he can check up on shawn michaels. Kevin o Reilly begins kicking kevin nash in the leg working on the big sexy's leg Joey Styles: thats a smart move by mr O'Reilly! Ciara: its also called breaking his leg which is cheating. Kevin O'Reilly grabs Nash's leg once again but Kevin nash uses his strength and kicks Kevin into the turnbuckle and kevin flys over the ropes. Kevin nash begins getting to his feet with a slight limp from the damage kevin o'reilly caused to his leg. Shawn michaels begins getting back up and gets to the side. Kevin nash walks over to shawn and tags shawn into the ring. Shawn questions kevin about the big boot with an upset face and some harsh words and then attacks kevin as he makes his way back into the ring. Shawn irish whips kevin but kevin O'reilly reverses the irish whip at the last moment. Shawn stops himself a split second before he runs into his partner kevin nash but kevin o reilly dropkicks shawn michaels and shawn runs into kevin nash and knocks him down off the side of the ring. Kevin O'Reilly knees shawn in the stomach and then tags in John Cena. John Cena gives some right hands to shawn michaels. Shawn michaels slips his foot in behind John cena giving John a low blow. Kevin nash rushes into the ring and pushes shawn michales. Shawn and Kevin begin pushing each other back and forth and nash pushes shawn michaels one last time and Hbk rolls across the ring. Shawn Michaels gets back to his feet and then hits the sweet chin music on Kevin nash. Ciara: Oh my god Hbk just kicked Nash! John Cena rushes and then Fu's Shawn michaels to the canvas and pins One...Twoo.Three " Here is your winner and still Xwe tag team champions. Kevin O'Reilly & John Ceeeena" John & Kevin quickly roll out of the ring. " Time to play the game...TIME TO PLAY THE GAME .Muhahahahahahaha! " Triple H's theme music begins playing and triple h's shadow is seen coming from behind the curtain. The fans cheer the evil triple h on as he makes his way down to the ring carrying a sledgehammer in his hand. Joey Styles: Oh what a joy. Shawn michaels better get out of the ring quick. Triple H gets into the ring and both kevin nash and shawn michaels begin getting to there feet. Triple H begins aiming at Shawn michaels with the sledge hammer. Kevin Nash notices Triple H and grabs Shawn michaels and begins holding him down. Triple H grins and then runs at Shawn michaels with the sledge hammer. Triple H stops right in front of shawn with the sledge hammer and shawn moves his foot backwards giving Kevin nash a blow and Triple H strikes Kevin Nash in the head with the sledge hammer! Ciara: What the hell? Joey: Did Triple H just do that on purpose? Triple H and Shawn michaels begin grining and then Shawn gets a microphone from the side of the ring and hands it over to Triple H. " Yah know i've been keeping my cool around here way to long and that hasent earned me a title...Neither has kevin nash!. But that is over because now its time for the king of kings to return back to his thrown and i plan to do so soon...Oh no i won't just take over the thrown i plan to take over AGGRESSION. *The fans begin to boo* " Shut the hell up when the king is talking!..How will me and shawn take over? Well its not just us...But in case you didnt get the idea...Its a NEW ERA!..Allow me to introduce the two superstars who have done what no person in Xwe has done...TOOK THE ORTONS DOWN IN A SPLIT OF A SECOND!..Xwe welcome the newest members of my faction...TORI AND X PAC! Tori and X-Pac begins walking down to the ring with a steel chair in there hand. Ciara: What the hell? What is Triple H doing. Tori and X-Pac slide into the ring and the fans boo's become even louder. " Oh wait wait wait we arent even done yet because this new era is even better then expected because we have some more amazing talent...Allow me to introduce the womens champion ANNNND! the women who brutally beat the hell out of the one and only Jessica hardy...CHYYYYNA! " Don't Treat me like a woman. Dont treat me like a man" Chynas theme music begins playing and Chyna and Sable begin making there way down the ring. Chyna and sable get into the ring and stand by the rest of the guys in the ring. " Well i would say we have one hell of a team!...Ladies and Gentelmen take a look at this, take pictures and enjoy what you have seen before because this is the D-Generation Era and it is our time to shine! Ciara: Xwe i think we are in danger! Joey Styles: Danger is right ciara...Who will stop D-Generation X? *The Xwe Cameras zoom out as D-Generation X is seen in the ring raising there hands in the air* |