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| Xwe Aggression |
" New York City, You are now rocking with the best..Llyod Banks...G-UNIT..We On Fire! Up In here its burning Hot we on fiiire! She'll take it off if it get too hot up in this spot we on fire!! Tear the Roof of this Mother fucker. Light the Roof on Fire. Nigga what you say? We getting loose in this mother fucker light the roof on fire fire fire" Xwe Aggressions theme music kicks off and the X-Divas begin heading backstage. The Xwe purple,black & White pyros shoot off into the air and Purple Confetti begins to fall down all around the Arena as Xwe Aggression begins to kick off. Ciara: Whats up and Welcome to Xwe Aggression where we do it like no other! Joey Styles: Tonight we are here live in none other than Joey Styles: Tonight is the night will all hell will be Unleashed because im sure Madea has alot of build up Aggression for what happend to her last week here on Xwe Aggression. "I'm all grown up now, and I've listen and learn A True Star and I’m finally gettin my turn Took my hell, earned my spot Im a be here for a minute sonny boy if you like it or not " Stephanie Mcmahons theme song begins playing through the Xwe speakers and the Xwe Aggression boss begins making her way down the ramp. Stephanie Mcmahon goes under the middle rope entering the ring. Stephanie Mcmahon: Ladies & Gentelmen welcome to XWE AGGRESSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOON! * The fans begin to cheer loudly* *Stephanie Laughs* " Well as Announced on Xwe Unleashed..The Ppv Xwe Avenged is approaching and that means matches need to be made and announced sooner or later...We know all have seen whats been going on here on Xwe Aggression..The Big D-Generation take over by none other than Triple H. The Question is does the Xwe Superstars have what it takes to take them down?...I Guess we will find that out at the Pay per view. But like i was saying about those matches...i got 2 to announce...Right Here..right now. At Xwe Avenged it will be Chyna,Tori & The Womens champion Sable going up aganist the team of Jessica Hardy, Monique Orton and Any diva these 2 Women want to bring along..But they have to announce that diva by the end of the night. *The Xwe fans begin to cheer* " Thats not all because also at Xwe Avenged it will be Triple H, X-Pac & Shawn Michales going up aganist the team of Randy Orton & The Undisputed Champion Jeff Hardy and...Whomever these 2 Men wanna tag along with them...And that male has to be announced by next week. *Stephanie Mcmahon leaves the ring as Xwe Aggression heads to a commercial* Xwe Aggression returns from Commercial and Tynesha Knowles is standing inside of the ring with a mic in her hand. Tynesha Knowles: You all seen what happend 2 Weeks ago...Chun Li snapped and Hurt my Leg. After speaking with doctors about my leg they have come to the conclusion that i will not be able to enter the ring to compete for a year or two...Stephanie Mcmahon was nice enough not to fire me and give me a party like nikki had on Unleashed instead Stephanie Mcmahon has gave me the Job as the Xwe offcial ring announcer!!!!! *The Xwe fans cheer Tynesha on* The GameVs Jamal Jackson Tynesha Knowles: The following match is Scheduled for one fall. "What would you rather have the 10 you found or the 5 you earned Became a man at 6 cause at 5 you learned Don't take nothin for granted except death" Tynesha Knowles: Making his way to the ring Weighing in at Two hundred and thirty pounds fron Toronto,Ontario,Canada..Jamal jackson!! Jamal Jackson appears on the ramp and the fans begin to boo. Jamal Jackson smirks at the fans and enters the ring after walking down the ramp. Jamal Jackson begins to tug on the ropes stretching before the match. Ciara: Sad for Tynesha but im glad she wasnet fired from Xwe. Joey Styles: Lets take a look at a comment the game Jayceon had for someone today. *The Cameras zoom into a clip* Maria: I am standing here with The Game...Jayceon, Whom is one of Xwe's newest superstars! Game as you and i both know the fans have been a bit confused because of the mixup between you and The Game..Triple H. Jayceon: Thats once thing i wanted to clear up and ill do so right now. I am the Game i always was and i always will be..Triple H dosent like the fact that thats who i be then i guess he will have to take that up with me!!! * jayceon leaves* Maria: Uhhh i guess thats it! *The Cameas head back to the ring* Tynesha Knowles: and his opponent! " Put You On tha Game" Begins playing through the speakers and The Game Jayceon begins making his way down the ramp. The fans begin to cheer Jayceon on as he appears on the stage and begins walking towards the ramp. Jayceon gets to the front of the ramp and signals for the crowd to make some more noise. Ciara: Is that... Joey Styles: Triple H *Triple H comes from behind the curtain with a sledge hammer and strikes Jayceon in the back. Jayceon rolls down the ramp after being knocked down with a sledge hammer. Ciara: Omg..Someone help this..Not another attack. *Triple H Motions for the crew to Come down to the ring* Jamal Jackson jumps out of the ring and into the crowd as Triple H and Shawn Michaels throw Jayceon into the ring. X-Pac and Shawn michaels hold Jayceon up his knees as Triple H grabs a mic from the side of the ring. " You know something Rookie the name thing wasent a problem...Until you mentioned my name..You wanted me to take it up with you big shot? Well your wish is my command! * Triple H Strikes Jayceon in the head with the Sledge hammer* *Triple H picks Jayceon up and Postions him for a pedigree....Triple H drops Jayceon as Rey Mysterio begins running down the ramp. Rey Mysterio slides into the ring and runs at Triple H who motions for rey to run at him and Shawn Michaels Sweet chin music's rey mysterio in the jaw before he can reach Triple H* *Triple H picks Jayceon up once again and delivers a Pedigree* " 2 Down and 2 to go...Jeff..Randy...Tonight when me and Shawn team up aganist you too...be in for a hell of a surprise!" *Xwe heads to another commercial* As Xwe Aggression returns from commercials Jade is sitting the backstage lounge watching some TV. Matt Hardy walks past and notices Jade sitting by herself. He stands out of Jade’s view deciding whether to go and talk to her or not. He quickly makes his decision and starts to make his way over to her but Maria jumps out in front of him and says, “Hi Matthew…how are you? What are you doing?” Matt, “I’m busy Maria, sorry!” Maria notices that Matt is focussing on something behind her so she turns to see what Matt is looking at… Jade sitting on the sofa. Maria, “You know you can’t go talking to her Matthew…She’s a bad girl. She makes you and Lita not happy together!” Matt, “They’re my problems Maria…Now if you will excuse me.” Matt walks past Maria and sits down on the sofa next to Jade. The silence becomes awkward for them both so Matt gets up and starts to walk away but Jade calls him back. Jade, “I just want to say thanks for the help out of the ring the other week. At least someone cares about me here!” Matt, “Look, I know that I did carry you out of the ring, but it was only so that the show could continue without them waiting for you to get up yourself. I’m sorry Jade, I know you thought there was something going on but there’s not.” Jade, “WHAT! You have to be kidding…I will not be made to look like a fool in the situation. There is something going on between us and you know there is. You’re done with Lita and now you’re all mine. No one can stop us being together.” Matt replies in a slow dazed voice, “...I’m all yours…no one can stop us!!!” Jade, “That’s a good boy…Now let’s go off to my locker-room!” Jade takes a near immobile Matt by the arm and leads him off down the hallway as the camera fades back out to the ring. Ciara: That girl is using hypnotism or some crazy shit…I’m telling ya’ll, she got some weird shit happening in that head of hers! Carlito & Diva Vs Kano Makato & Alexis "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!" A loud chorus of boo's elicit from the sold out aggression arena as Carlito steps out on stage soaking in the jeers with a cocky smirk. The Xtreme Crusierweight Championship with Kano Makato etched into the name plate is drapped over the right shoulder of Carlito who juggles a familiar green apple right hand before raising the microphone with the left hand Carlito: Cállese! That comment ignites even louder boo's which causes the cocky smirk of Carlito contorts to a wide, toothy smile. Carlito: Carlito got a phone call earlier today saying that Kano Makato and that floozy puta of a girlfriend Alexis Valentine finally found enough cahones to accept Carlito's challenge. Last week you found out what happens when you disrespect Carlito and that Carlito is the REAL Champion. The fans intrupt carlito with barrage of boo's Carlito: It seems like you two don't have many friends because when Carlito showed up in the arena there were diva's lined up outside of Carlito's locker room wanting to be my partner. So after the mandatory bikini contost Carlito decided to pick a partner who is...Cool! A Diva that delivers 100% Stratusfaction...That diva is Trish Stratus! " Ehehehehehehe Oh! OOOH! Its time to Rock and Roll This Time im in Control, Right now im own the streets i got the Keys to the City thats cause i get down" Trish Stratus appears on the ramp and quickly gets into the ring and the fans boo Trish Stratus but trish manages to get some cheers. Trashed and Scattered by Avenged Sevenfold begins to blare onto the speakers as Kano and Alexis walk down to the ring, both with looks that could kill, even Alexis was wearing a shirt that said "If looks could kill, then my profession would be staring". Kano and Alexis run up to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. The referee seperates Kano and Alexis from the already in the ring Carlito and Trish Stratus. Kano agrees to go to ringside, letting the girls start the match. The bell rings, and Alexis starts taking out her aggresion on Trish Stratus. Alexis climbs up to the top rope, leaving her opponent laying helpless on the mat. She signals for Zacky's Vengeance, but Carlito moves close to Alexis, pulling her foot out from where she was standing, making her trip and fall face first into the canvas. Ciara: What a cheap shot by Carlito Joey Styles: I think that angered Kano makato. Alexis struggles over to her corner, eventually tagging in Kano. Carlito reluctantly has gotten a tag from Trish Stratus as well . Carlito helps Trish Stratus up, Kano only letting him do just that. Kano makatos comes in with a powerful clothesline from hell, sending him sprawling to the ring. Kano drags Carlito to the center of the ring, kicking him in the face as he drags him him along. Kano Makato hits the ropes rebounding with a twisting elbow attack but Carlito pulls the referee into the path then quickly follows up with a low blow on Kano Makato. Trish Stratus enters the ring and gets speared into the canvas by Alexis Valentine coming from the opposite corner. She mounts on top of Trish and rains down landing hard punches. Carlito slithers under the bottom rope and snatches the cruiserweight belt from the time keepers table then slides back into the ring. Kano Makato pulls himself up using the ropes and turns around when THWACK!! The referee awakes and manages to signal for the bell still laying in a heap ding! Ding!! DING!!! Tynesha Knowles:The Winner of this match By Disqualification...Kano Makato And Alexis Valentine! Carlito grabs Alexis Valentine with a handful of hair and pulls her off Trish Stratus. Alexis spins around slapping Carlito with a stiff and vicious open hand slap getting oooohs from the crowd. Carlito turns his face to the side staring out into the crowd with a smirkish smile then quickly clinches his fist and WHAM! Carlito shakes his hand off from the stinging punch. Trish drags Alexis Valentine up and sets up for the finisher. Carlito pulls Kano Makato up and does the same. The two give each other the singal then simultanious drop their opponents. Stratusfaction! Modified swinging neckbreaker! The crowd reacts with a barrage of boo's as Carlito walks to the corner and reaches down grabbing a pair of green apples. He tosses one to Trish and juggles the other in his hand. Both walk over their fallen victims and take a bite. Trish Stratus and Carlito look at each other with a wicked smile while chewing the green fruit then bend down spitting the remains into the face of Alexis Valentine and Kano Makato. "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be Cool!" Carlito's music plays and Trish picks up the Xtreme Cruiserweight Championship belt and straps it around the waist of Carlito getting loud boo's from the crowd. Carlito looks into the crowd and says "That's cool" He holds the ropes open for Trish Stratus and Carlito follows close behind. Both look back at the damage they have done with a sadistic smirk as the two calmly walk up the ramp through the curtains. The Xwe Aggression cameras zoom backstage and Zach Carter is conversing on his cell phone… “Yeah babe, I know that Juliara is getting on your nerves but all you have to do is do what you do best…… No, the other thing you do best!!! Listen, I gotta get ready for my match. Wish me luck……Bye babe!” Zach ends the call and turns around to see Dolphynn behind him. Dolphynn says, “You’ll need all the luck you can get kid. Especially since you fiancé is doing better in this company than what you are. You don’t want a girl to be doing better than you… But I guess you can’t do anything about it since you’ll be in the ring with me tonight…” Zach forcefully grabs Dolphynn by his shirt and throws him up against the wall. Zach, “You got some balls to talk about my girl like that man…But I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if you can do more than talk trash later on tonight in the ring!” Zach walks off down the hallway, leaving Dolphynn looking stunned at the confrontation as Xwe Aggression heads to a commercial. Ciaras Goodies " My goodies My Goodies My Goodies Not your goodies" The camera zooms in on the ring where we find Ciara standing there with her newly designed ‘Goodies’ including a leather sofa and mini bar.“Once again, it’s your girl, Ciara, hitting you with another episode of my goodies. Bring it on down!” With that said, a big flat screen starts to descend from the top of the arena. “This right here is the Ciara-tron 5000. Yeah i know Ciaras has the best show in xwe..don't get it twisted..Anyhow im sure you are all wondering why my special tron is out here right now and who my special guest is here tonight. Well imma bout to let the goodies out right now, Todays guest Is crazy,Hilarious and truly one of a kind..She also has a blonde wig as we found out last week" *Ciara giggles* " Please Welcome Xwe's general manager..MADEA!" *Madeas theme song " Bad Mamma Jamma" Ignities through the Xwe speakers and the General manager begins making her way through the curtain. The Xwe fans cheer as Madea comes through the Curtain and begins walking down the ramp with a good grip on her purse. Madea begins walking up the steel steps then enters the ring after going through the middle of the rope. Madea walks over to Ciaras black leather coach and flops onto it* Ciara: Um yeah i guess you can have a seat... Ciara: Welcome to Ciaras goodies Madea..Relax, Get comfortable, and take your purse off. Madea: Gurl is you trying to set me up? After i was almost Ran over..*Madea grabs her purse tighter* Locked,Loaded and armed...Get at me now ROOF ROOF! Ciara: Madea are you alright? Madea: Yeah..Thats my Dmx bark...WHERE MY DOGS AT! " We Right here you'll!" The crowd responds Madea: Alright alright i see this crowd is feelin me tonight..Lets try another one..DONT STOP PUMP THAT... Ciara: MADEA! Madea: Let me see ya Doo doo brown!...Alright..Umm i got one thats apporiate..B I N G O..B I N G O...B I N G O " And Bingo was his Name O" The crowd responds" *Ciara and Madea share a laugh* Ciara: Alright its time to get down to business now. Last week here on Xwe Aggression The D-Generation X divas had a plan to take out Jessica Hardy & Monique Orton by running them down with a car..Instead it turned out to be You...Lets take a look at that on the Ciara-Tron 5000. * The Clip Plays from last weeks Aggression* Ciara: The Question on everybodys mind is...Why were you wearing a blonde wig? Madea: Well...uhh ya see what had happend is i was running late to the show so while i was in the limo i was fixing my wig...And well its kinda dark..and i was in a rush so grabbed the wrong wig....And when i realaized it my limo took off alrady ..and you saw the rest. Ciara: Hmm..Alright but why did you even buy a blonde wig *Madea starts unzipping her purse* Madea: Anymore questions? *Puts her hand in her purse* Ciara: Uh no no more questions your honor..I mean madea! *Ciara begins walking backwards and climbs out of the ring as Xwe Aggression heads to a commercial* Xwe Aggression returns from Commercial and Jessica Hardy & Monique Orton are walking backstage towards the Divas locker room. *Ciara walks through the curtain and notices Monique Orton & Jessica Hardy* Ciara: Hey Mo, Hey Jess...Just the two people i was looking for. I heard the annoucement by Stephanie Mcmahon earlier and i know that you two are looking for a diva to tag with and well i can still fight and plus i want some revenge on that man beast Chyna...So what do you say? Jessica: Well i dont know Ciara..You have been out of action for quite some time Monique Orton: Don't take that as a no...Take it as a Maybe..We will annonce our decision later on..Thanks Ciara. Zach Carter VS Dolphynn Tynshea Knowles: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…”Dolphynn’s music booms through the speakers as Tynesha Knowles continues. Tynesha Knowles:Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 210 pounds, Dolphynn!!!’ Dolphynn gets into the ring as we hear a mixed reaction from the crowd. His music comes to a halt as Zach Carter’s music is heard all around the arena. Tynesha Knowles: And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 210 pounds, Zach Carter!!!’ Zach walks down to the ring with the look of determination to succeed. He enters the ring as his entrance music stops and the bell is sounded signalling the commencement of the match. Dolphynn starts off the match with a quick thinking spinning heel kick. Whilst Zach is lying on the canvas, Dolphynn makes his way down to mat level and begins to swing his right fist back and forth into the jaw of Zach. Zach reaches up behind his head and clutches Dolphynn around the neck. Zach holds his hands in the same position until he is standing, then he throws a huge right fist, knocking Dolphynn across the ring. Zach lifts Dolphynn to his feet and subsequently knees him in the mid-section followed by thrusting his shoulder into the stomach of Dolphynn several times. Zach launches Dolphynn directly toward the turnbuckle, with Dolphynn crashing into it with great force. After that, Zach closes in on Dolphynn who is still up against the turnbuckle. Zach clenches his right fist and hurtles it straight at Dolphynn which collides on the right side of his face. Dolphynn picks Zach up and does a vertical suplex to him and then heads to the top ropes after setting Zach up. Dolphynn jumps off the top ropes and hits a 540 Kick Splash! Dolphynn clutches his stomach in pain after the immense impact and makes his way over to Zach and begins to pin, 1…2… Zach kicks up from the pin just in time. Dolphynn gets Zach up to his feet and sets him up for a Sharkrush DDT. Zach gets out of the finishing manoeuvre and launches Dolphynn into the turnbuckle. Dolphynn turns back around to face Zach. Zach approaches a stunned Dolphynn at a fast pace, hitting a spear, sending Dolphynn straight down to the canvas. Zach jumps back to his feet, feeling the hype from the crowd. He gets Dolphynn up to his feet once again and sets him up for the Deteriorator. Zach glances around at the crowd with a smirk on his face before he hits the massive brainbuster. Zach throws an arm over Dolphynn’s chest for the cover, 1…2…3! Tynesha Knowles: Here is you winner… Zach Carter!!!’ The referee raises Zach’s arm signifying the victory. Just as Zach goes to exit the ring, Dolphynn pulls him back in and starts yelling at him. Zach tries to push Dolphynn off of him, but Dolphynn continues trash talking while holding Zach by the front of his top. Zach gets sick of listening to Dolphynn and starts throwing punches. Dolphynn throws a few back as Chun Li makes her way down to the ring to try and break the two wrestlers apart. Once Chun gets between the two superstars, the lights go out and a ‘GONG’ is heard throughout the arena. The lights come back to their original state as the camera focuses in on the figure standing upon the stage, The Undertaker. He raises the microphone to his mouth and drones, “I’ve had enough of the bitch fighting. Next week, both of you will put your strength to the test in a handicap match against… ME!!!” Taker drops the microphone as the lights dim once again and the Undertaker’s eyes roll to the back of his head. Joey: So next week here on Aggression, it’ll be The Undertaker VS Zach Carter & Dolphynn in a handicap match. Ciara: So now Zach & Dolphynn have to work with each other to try and prove themselves to the dead-man. Xwe cameras head backstage where Cadence Marie is fixing herself some coffee. Cadence marie takes a coffee lid and covers her coffee and looks up and turns around to find Chris masters standing in front of her. Cadence Marie: May i help you with something? Chris Masters: Cadence...Well im sure you can help me with alot...But theres only 1 reason im here right now. I want you to send a message to your pimp you whore!...Let the tag champs know that Jamal and I are the # 1 Contenders for there titles and we are issuing a challange to them for the tag team titles... *Chris Masters takes the coffee from Cadence marie* Chris masters: Thanks! " Im standing here with none other than..THE BOOGEY MAN!" Maria says as she smiles. Maria: Hey boogey!!! Well a couple of weeks ago you had a match aganist Tyrell Le..And well you disappeard with him like they do in magic shows...Kinda weird..I think its cool though!!..But we were kinda like wondering where he is and if hes ever coming back. Boogeyman: IM THE BOOGEYMAN!...RAAAAAAAAAAAR! Maria: Raaaar...Well okay than..When you see Tyrell let him know i said hello! Randy & Jeff Vs Triple H & Hbk " D-Generation X!!!! The King Of Rock WHo The King of Rock Who? The King Of Rock Wah?" *Triple H and Shawn Michaels come down to the ring undressed for there match* Ciara: Do these two men know that they are here to wrestle? Joey Styles: Yeah really...Not just Anyone but Jeff Hardy & Randy Orton. Shawn Michaels and Triple H get into the ring and grab a mic from the side of the ring. *Jeff Hardys theme music begins playing through the speakers and Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton begin making there way down the ramp* Tynesha Knowles: Making there way to the ring weighing in at Triple H: Shut it sweet cheeks....Now Jeff...Randy i know we are scheduled for a match here tonight but i would say that you have bigger things to worry about right about now. * Triple H points to the Tron and Jessica Hardy & Monique Orton and tied up backstage* Jessica Hardy: Un-tie me you ugly bitch! Monique Orton: When i get out im gonna beat the hell out of you tori! *Chyna And Torrie Laugh* *Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton begin running backstage after Chyna,Sable,X-pac & Tori. Triple H: Ring the bell! *Ding Ding Ding* ONE...TWO..THREE..FOUR..FIVE..SIX..SEVEN..EIGHT...NINE ...TEN! Tynesha Knowles: Here is your winners by count out...Shawn Michale & Triple H! The Xwe Cameras zoom backstage and Randy & Jeff are untieing Jessica & jeff Hardy and no DX members are around. Monique Orton: Ugggh! We should have known they wouldnt take you on in that tag match. Jessica: Wheres my knife? I wanna cut a bitch! Monique: Jess calm down!..We still have an annoucement to make...And we will do so right now.. Jessica Hardy: Sable...Tori..Chyna! You want some of us you got it!! Because at Xwe Avenged you will be taking on Monique Orton And.. Monique Orton: CIARA! *The Xwe Fans Begin to cheer* Ciara: YEEEES! GOODIES BACK IN ACTION! Joey Styles: You better start training lil lady! * The Camera zooms back into the ring and Triple H & Shawn Michaels have there hands raised by The ref as Xwe Aggression fades off* |