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Xwe Aggression Fireworks begin shooting into the air and the xwe fans begin to go wild as they jump to there feet. The Xwe cameras circle around the arena and the crowd begins jumping up and down on there feet. The Xwe Aggression theme song " Get It Poppin" begins to play and the X-Diva's walk out dancing in there new aggression X-Diva outfits. The Xwe song ends and the X-Divas finish it with a bang and the crowd begins to cheer. Joey Styles: Welcome to Xwe Aggression live from hershey state Pennsylvania. Ciara: Today will be one hell of a night because the battle for the Intergender titles will continue here tonight. Joey: Also tonight Stacy Mcmahon will be going one on one with Ashley in a bra and panties match which will be occurring soon " Hello...Hello....Yes This is Maria...Uhhhh you want me to announce that? Tonight? Right now? Uhhhh Ok...Bye bye ms lady " Maria hangs up the phone and the cameras zoom back to the ringside Ciara- All right well i guess maria will be announcing something "Ms Lady" told her to announce...Maybe Stephanie Mcmahon? Joey: Well maybe it is but as for right now its time for a bra & Panties match! Stacy Mcmahon Vs Ashley "Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, hey hey!" Stacy steps out onto the ramp, grinning. Almost the entire crowd is cheering except for three older women in the 2nd row holding up three signs. The first one says HIDE the second one, YOUR, and the last one, HUSBANDS. Stacy climbs into the ring, dressed in gray sweat pants with MCMAHON written across the ass and a black long sleeved thermal shirt. Joey: Some unusual attire for a bra and panties match... Ciara: Actually, you idiot, it's smart. It'll be harder for Ashley to take off. "Be yourself, is all that you can do." Ashley Massaro comes bouncing down the ramp wearing her usual red and black plaid skirt with a black tank top. Stacy rolls her eyes and mocks Ashley by doing the Rock n Roll horns with her fingers. Ashley stands at the base of the ring and purses her lips into her usual face. She rolls in the ring and throws down her trucker hat and the referee rings the bell. After a bit of circling, Stacy gets tired of waiting and dives in for an arm drag. She swings Ashley down and she reaches up to grab Stacy's pants. Stacy turns around and using her long legs gets on the offense. She pulls Ashley back into a headscissors choke-hold. The referee can't do anything even though Ashley's tapping. The youngest McMahon releases her grip on Ashley's head and stands up. Ashley uses the ropes to stand up and gets in a slap on Stacy. She reaches in for her shirt but Stacy grabs her and turns her around into an arm bar submission move. Using her free hand, she reaches forward and lifts up Ashley's shirt over her head. Stacy throws the shirt aside and backs away. She faces Ashley's back and then kicks both of the back of her knees. Stacy rolls up and pulls down Ashley's skirt. The referee calls for the bell and raises Stacy's hand in victory. Stacy watches Ashley get back to her feet and shakes her head. Ashley finally turns around and gets her head nearly taken off by the McMahon Mayhem. Joey: OH C'MON! That was uncalled for! You won the damn match, leave her alone. Ciara: Shut up Joey, a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do. EMT's and trainers rush down with a stretcher as Stacy grabs a microphone. "Get this piece of garbage OUT of my ring." They load the nearly naked Ashley on the stretcher and haul her out to a nearby waiting ambulance. Back in the ring, Stacy is standing poised in the center of the ring. "It seems as though everyone thinks I, Stacy McMahon, am a slut. I don't really think I've given you a valid reason for thinking that, but I'm about to give you one. That's right, if you all want to think I'm a slut then at least do it right." She grins wickedly before setting the microphone down. She grabs the hem of her long sleeved shirt and pulls it up and over her head. She swings it around with her fingers and tosses it out to the crowd. Next, she fingers the hem of her sweatpants and slowly pulls them down, revealing ThisShe tosses the pants to another part of the audience. She walks around the ring a little, leaning against the ropes to show off her 'assets.' After a minute or so her theme music hits the speakers and makes her way to the back after pausing to pose once more at the top of the ramp with a big smile on her face. As the match ends the cameras zoom backstage and Randy Orton & Monique Orton are chatting before there match. Monique Orton begins to stretch when Claire & John Cena walk up to the Orton's. Claire: Oh stretching are we? I don't think you need to do that to lose a match Ms. Orton Monique Orton: You got alot of mouth for someone who hasn't done much of anything here in xwe. Claire: Oh, Not much? Well let me tell you this. Tonight after i beat your ass i will be known for kicking Old diva asses! *Claire Marie Hughes pushes Monique Orton out of the way and blows a kiss at Randy Orton as her and John Cena head to the ring* Maria's theme music begins to play and Maria begins to make her way to the ring. Maria gets into the ring and grabs a microphone. "Welcome to Xwe Unleashed!!!" *A Staff member gets into the ring and whispers something into Maria's ear* " Oops i mean Welcome to Xwe Aggression!. I was told by um ms boss lady to make an announcement i believe she said to tell everyone that uhhhh maria was the gm for tonight but i don't know who maria is....so whenever maria gets here can you guys let me know? thanks bye bye now. John Cena & Claire Hughes Vs Randy & Monique Orton " Brrrrrrrrr AVENUE!!!" John cenas theme music begins to play and John Cena and claire hughes begin to walk out. John Cena and claire begin to try and get the crowd pumped up for the match but the crowd chants they suck and boo's them. John Cena and Claire get into the ring and await the Orton's. ' Hey....Hey Nothing you can say" Randy Orton's theme music begins and randy orton begins walking down the ramp. Randy orton stops and poses and spins around and randy Orton's gold pyros begin. Randy orton stops and turns around and Monique's theme song begins. " Ohh boy you looking like you like what see won't you come over and check up on it" Monique Orton's does a little dance and then begins to walk down the ramp to the beat of her music and she meets up with randy and randy orton hops onto the ropes and opens them up as Monique goes through the ropes. Monique Orton's goes through the ropes and as soon as she enters the ring claire hughes charges at monique orton and knocks her outside of the ring. Claire hughes hops outside of the ropes and grabs monique orton by the hair and begins hitting her head against the side of the ring. Monique Orton reverses it after 2 hits and then throws claire into the ring. Randy Orton & John Cena take the side of the ring as The bell rings and both ladies are inside of the ring. Monique Orton grabs claire up off of the ring mat and elbows her in the face and then swings her into the ropes and jumps up onto claire with a hurracanna pin 1....2...Claire kicks up at the last second. Joey: Wow what a move by Ms Orton. Ciara: Yeah this match is crazy already and its just officially beginning. Monique Orton picks claire up once again and then scoop slams her to the floor and then drops her elbow down on claire. Monique begins slapping claire in the head " Get up Claire Get up!" Monique says as she slaps Claire in the head. Claire begins to slowly get up when Monique orton kicks her in the stomach. The Fans begin to cheer and some begin to boo. Ciara: Kind of confusing...Im not sure if They are Booing Monique Or Claire.... Monique Orton grabs claire hughes by the hair and picks her up and brings her over to randy orton and she tags randy orton into the ring. Randy orton gets into the ring and looks a bit confused because he doesn't want to hit claire hughes. Monique drops claire and takes the side of the ring and Claire crawls over to John cena and gets the tag. John Cena hops over the ropes and gets into randy Orton's face. Randy Orton and John Cena begin to stare down each other until John Cena takes the first blow at randy orton. Randy and John Cena exchange blows over and over and over until John cena hits randy with one hard blow and sends randy orton stumbling back a little. John Cena takes advantage of the blow and grabs randy and swings him to the ropes, Randy bounces off of the ropes and John Cena hits randy orton with a Spine buster. John Cena begins to pump up his sneakers and runs up against the ropes and claire hits John Cena on the back tagging herself in. Claire gets into the ring and John cena seems a bit confused, Claire and John cena begins o argue back and forth when randy orton gets up. Randy orton tries to hit John Cena with the RKO but John Cena pushes randy orton into claire hughes and randy lands on her in the turnbuckle corner. John Cena trys to clothesline Randy Orton but Randy moves out the way and John Cena hits Claire Hughes! Ciara: Wow claire is getting abused all around today! Randy Orton hits a deadly DDT on John Cena and then picks John Cena up and sets him up in the turnbuckle. Randy Orton sits John Cena on the top rope and Then hits the Super RKO!. Randy Orton pins 1.....2....3! " Here are your winners of this match...Randy Orton annnd Monique Orton" Claire hughes slides into the ring and does a low blow on Randy Orton and then grabs monique orton by the hair and slams her head back hard. Claire hughes begins to give right hands to Monique Orton over and over until randy orton picks claire up. Randy trys to calm claire down but claire keeps going wild. Monique Orton gets to her feet and slaps claire in the face and then taps randy orton on the shoulder and leaves the ring. Randy grabs claire by the hair and sits her on top of the turnbuckle and then Super Rko's claire! Joey Styles: Wow not again! When is Monique & Randy going to end the Rko's! Ciara: Well is you ask me she asked for it going wild like she was crazy... Joey: But a Super Rko? I mean Come On she is a diva! Ciara: And this was an intergender match. This shows John Cena & Claire not to brag over 1 little win. Joey: Yeah Yeah...Well we Know the Orton's are going to the PPV to fight for the Intergender titles and next up we will learn who they will be facing..Either Malcolm & Cadence Marie Or The Hardys:Jessica & jeff! As Xwe Aggression heads backstage Triple H is walking towards the general managers office. Triple H arrives at the General managers office and maria is knocking on the door. Triple H: Hey um maria...Didn't stephanie mcmahon make you Gm for the night? Maria: Oh yes she did i figured that out after i left the ring! I bet no one else did! Triple H: Right...Well then why are you knocking on the door if you are the gm Maria: Well triple H Stephanie made me GM Silly billy not general manager! *Triple H gets a confused look on his face* Triple H: Well maria...Since you are Gm here tonight what do you think about adding a 3rd Superstar into the match for the Ic title? Maria: Only The General manager can do that Triple H...DUH! Triple H: Ummm well maria if you just so happened to be the General manager then would you allow a third person in the match? Maria: Sure as long as the General manager agrees with me! *Triple H shakes his head and walks away as Maria continues knocking on the door that reads " General Managers Office" Jessica & Jeff Hardy Vs Malcolm & Cadence Marie Malcolm's theme music begins to play and malcolm begins making his way to the ring. Malcolm gets a few cheers from the crowd and he enters the ring and gets on the turnbuckle. Malcolm takes off his head band and tosses it into the crowd and Cadence maries theme music begins. Cadence Marie begins making her way to the ring. The guys in the crowd cheer Cadence marie on as she walks down the ramp. Cadence marie smiles as she walks down the ring and then slides in the ring. The lights go off and the crowd begins looking towards the entrance way. Jeff hardys theme music begins playing and the crowd goes wild. Jeff Hardy comes running out bouncing to the music. Jeff hardy runs in and slides into the ring and then gets onto the turnbuckle. The Purple lights flash around the arena and then Purple pyros shoot into the air. The Lights go off Once again and Then purple lights begin Flashing. The crowd turns there attention towards the screen and the words Ooh La La pop up and then jessica hardys theme music begins " Ooh La la la la My Skin is getting wet my clothes are coming off" Jessica Hardy walks down to the ring in her new attire " 100% Bitch" Jessica Hardy has purple sun glasses on and they sparkle as she walks down the ramp. The crowd cheers jessica on her new and improved entrance and some of the fans boo her on her new attitude. Jessica hardy gets into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring and throws her hand into the air and Purple 100% Fireworks are shot into the air. The ref begins to ask who is starting the match off. Malcolm says he will and Jessica Hardy says she will. Jeff Hardy and Jessica Hardy begin to argue when jessica lets jeff start the match off. Malcolm and Jeff Hardy get ready to lock up as the bell rings when Randy Orton's theme music goes off ."Hey...Hey nothing you cans say" Randy Orton and Monique Orton begin to walk out from the back as they come with 2 chairs. Randy Orton and Monique Orton take a seat in the chair and begin watching the match. Malcolm catches Jeff hardy off guard with a dropkick to the face. Jeff hardy rushes to his feet as Malcolm kicks jeff hardy in the face with another dropkick. Malcolm picks jeff hardy up and does a side slam and jeff hardys back hits the ring hard. Malcolm rushes to the top ropes and waits for jeff hardy to get up. Jeff hardy gets to his feet and malcolm jumps trying to hit jeff hardy in the head with a strong right hand. Jeff Hardy jumps and drop kicks malcolm in the face. Jeff hardy grabs malcolm and hits the Twist of fate on Malcolm 1.....2....Cadence marie gets into the ring and pulls Jeff hardys leg. Jeff Hardy swings at Cadence marie as he gets up and she takes cover but Jeff hardy holds himself back because she's a girl. Cadence marie runs to her corner and as jeff turns around malcolm jumps to Cadence marie and tags her into the ring. Jeff hardy looks at Jessica Hardy and Jessica reaches her hand out and Jeff tags her in . Ciara: Wow its good to see that they are working together! Joey: Yes it is good to see that they are working together...They may have what it takes to get the gold! Ciara: Yes now that Jessica isn't acting like a snob they sure do have a chance! Jessica Hardy gets into the ring and Cadence marie tackles Jessica to the floor. Cadence marie begins slapping Jessica hardy in the face. Jessica Hardy rolls Cadence marie over and slaps Cadence marie and then begins to elbow her. Jessica Hardy stands up and grabs Cadence marie by the hair and lifts her up. Ciara: Wow..I know that has got to hurt Unless she got that mega weave. Joey: Im sure you know all about weave. Ciara: Im black and all but my hair is all Nat-ur-Al! Jessica hardy kicks Cadence marie in the stomach and then does a Jumping kick and kicks Cadence marie in the face and then runs and connects with a Bulldog off of the top ropes..Also known as a Stratusfaction. Jessica pins 1....2...Cadence marie kicks up. Jessica Hardy moves back a little and waits for Cadence marie to get up for a Bitch kick. Cadence marie gets up and tags in malcolm right away. Malcolm runs towards jessica and jessica Bitch kicks Malcolm in the head! The fans begin to Chant " Swanton Swanton" Jessica looks at Jeff and drags Malcolm and Tags in Jeff. Jeff Hardy hops onto the ropes and then hits the Swanton Bomb! 1....2....3! " Here are your winners of this match...Jeff & Jessica Hardy" Randy Orton and Monique Orton begin clapping as Jessica Hardy and Jeff Hardy are announced. Ciara: this means that it will be Randy Orton & Monique Orton Vs Jessica Hardy & Jeff Hardy at the Ppv. Orton's Vs Hardys. This is going to be 1 hell of a match! *Monique Orton and Randy Orton grab a microphone. " Well well well Jessica & Jeff Hardy Vs Monique & Randy Orton..Hardys Vs Orton's im sure it will be 1 hell of a match that will never be forgotten. Me and Jessica may be the best of friends but when it comes to gold no friend comes before it. Jessica i just want you to know when we step into the ring its every bitch for themselves so be ready to lose" *Jessica Hardy gets a microphone* " Oh monique it will be every bitch for herself in the ring and your right gold comes before no one..Unless your Randy orton and its for stacy Mcmahon..Oops i think i did it again" Jessica says as she covers her mouth. The fans begin to cheer and Randy & Monique Orton begin heading backstage. The Xwe cameras head backstage and Alexis valentine and kano makato are sitting backstage on a couple of boxes. Alexis: Kano Im not mad or sad about what Monique and Randy did, its just if they didnt want to be my friend all they had to do was tell me. Not freakin RKO me. Oh well thats what happens when you trust someone. Im over it. Im set on whooping Melinas ass. Kano: Well lets not worry about that right now...Would you like to go get something to eat? Alexis: Sure Alexis and Kano makato grab there stuff and begin walking away to grab somthing to eat Ciara: Well its time for the final match of the night which just so happens to be for the IC title. Joey: Yes it just so happens to be. Dolphynn Vs ??????? ( Ic title ) Dolphynns theme song begins to play as Dolphynn begins making his way down to the ring with chun li and the ic title wrapped around his waist. Dolphynn slides into the ring and raises the title into the air and the fans cheer him on, Some of the fans boo Dolphynn because of not seeing him much in xwe. The crowd turns there attention towards the entrance way as they await the mystery opponent. Theme music begins to play as..." Making his way to the ring from weighing in at 230 Pounds....Zachary... Ciara: Isn't that...Blade? Joey: Indeed it is...Well he was announced as Zachary and it seems he's changed his look up a little...Well here we go. Zach slides into the ring and the Ref raises the title into the air letting everyone know that it is for the Ic title. The bell sounds off and Zach and Dolphynn circle each other around the ring. Dolphynn and Zach stop and lock there eyes on each other and then lock up. Dolphynn And Zach struggle pushing each other back and forth until blade overpowers dolpynn irish whipping him to the ropes and then catching him with a chokehold. Dolphynn begins dropping to his feet but Chun li begins to bang on the ring mat giving Dolphynn a push. Dolphynn begins to slowly get up as he elbows Zach in the stomach once and then again and irish whips zach and hits a power slam on zach. Dolphynn heads to the top ropes and as zach gets to his feet and turns around Dolphynn hits a Dropkick from the top ropes. Zach fly's back halfway across the ring from the impact of the dropkick. Dolphynn gets to his feet and pins Zach up 1......2..Zach kicks up. Dolphynn begins calling for his finisher and then zach gets up. Dolphynn kicks zach in the stomach and begins to hit his SharkRush DDt when Triple H's theme music begins to play. " Time to Play The Game....TIME TO PLAY THE GAME....MUAHAHAHAHAHA" Triple H walks out in a Grey suit and Dolphynn drops Zach to his feet and turns his attention towards triple h who has a mic in his hand. " Hold on just a sec there Fish boy. I the Undisputed champion got permission from the Gm...Also Known as General manager Maria that there would be a third Opponent in this match so let me introduce someone you know very well....Big Daddy....Kevin Nash! Kevin nash's theme music begins to play and Dolphynns eyes begin to grow wider. Pyros begin to come from the Ramp as Kevin nashs theme music plays. The crowd begins cheering as loud as they can Dolphynn begins getting ready to fight. Kevin Nash comes through the crowd on the opposite side Dolphynn is looking in and gets into the ring. Kevin nash runs and knees Dolphynn in the back and Dolphynn flys outside of the ring. Zach gets to his feet and Kevin nash turns around and grabs Zach by the throat and chokeslams him to the ground. Dolphynn slides into the ring and begins swinging right hands at Kevin nash. Kevin nash knees Dolphynn in the stomach and tosses him over the ropes and Dolphynn lands in front of Chun Li. Kevin nash pins 1.....2....3! " Here is your Winner annnnd the new IC Champion...KEVIIIIIN NAAAAAASH!" Kevin nash raises the title in the air!! As Dolphynn watches from outside of the ropes. Kevin nash steps over the ropes and walks up the ramp and meets with Triple H and Triple H & Kevin nash raise the Undisputed title and the Ic title high sky in the air as Xwe Aggression goes off and The Players Club begins. |
