Xwe Aggression "Ooh la la la la la My Skin is Getting Wet my clothes are coming off, Ooh La la la la la too many on the floor the Club is getting Hot" Jessica Hardy begins walking out to the ring dressed in a White Skirt and a white shirt with straps and white heels. Jessica Hardy walks to the front of the Ramp with a Microphone in her hand as her theme song comes to an end. " Welcome to Xwe Aggreeeeeeeeeessssssssssiiiiiiiiion!!!!!!! " The fans Begin to go wild jumping to there feet and cheering as loud as They can. Jessica Hardy smiles and then Continues to talk " As you all know i am Jessica Hardy...And i Am The bitch running aggression...The Gm Of aggression i believe they call it...And of course i'm not going to be boring like all these other gm's I'm going to do it Jessica Style...So X-Divas lets do the damn thang!!" The X-Divas begin walking out Dressed in Blue Skirts and blue tops. The Xwe Aggression theme song begins blasting through the speakers and the X-Divas and Jessica Hardy begin dancing. "Its 2 up in the mornin girl and the dj playin that song Now watchu gon do im gon get get get it poppin" The song comes to an end ending with an exploding noise. Jessica Hardy stands in the middle of the X-Divas and raises the mic to her mouth " Ladies's Lets get Busy" " Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh no no Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No" Jessica Hardy and the X-Divas begin dancing once again and then end with another explosion. Xwe Pyros begin shooting into the air as The X-Divas and The General manager Jessica Hardy begin walking backstage. Ciara: Welcome to Xwe Aggression ladies and Gentlemen, Jessica Hardy just showed you how we get's down here on Aggression. Joey Styles: Wow Jessica Hardy did her thang!...Yeah um Well tonight is going to be an awesome night, Seeing how Xwe Aggression was delayed last week because of a Huge snow storm In new york and many People couldn't make it...So tonight we are going to continue with those matches that were supposed to occur last week plus add 1-2 More matches to that match card. Ciara: Not only that but as i announced on the Xwe award show Ciaras goodies show Is BACK! And tonight we will have not 1 but 2 Special Guest on the show which will be occurring later on tonight, As for right now its time to start with one of the first matches of the night! Kevin O Reilly Vs Brimstone "Lets gooo! If you want it you can get it, let me knowww!" Weighing in at two hundred and seventy five pounds from Melbourne, Australia…Kevviiin O’Reillyyy! Kevin begins walking down the ring with a smirk on his face, The fans boo kevin as he begins making his way down the ramp. Kevin slides into the ring and flexes his muscles and begins flirting with a lady in the crowd. The Lady rolls her eyes at kevin and kevin turns his face from the woman. "I’m a star in da hood…I’m gangsta! I’m a, I’m a star in da hood!" Weighing in at three hundred and ten pounds from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! Briiimtone!!! Brimstone walks out to the ramp with anger in his face from the Ppv, Brimstone doesn't stop for anything, Brimstone gets into the ring and begins to move his head about read for a fight. The match is underway both competitors are inside the ring and ready to start their match. The Referee signals the bell and the match starts. Kevin O’Reilly and Brimstone match up in the center of the ring with an even grapple going. Kevin elbow’s Brimstone and lands a Suplex. Kevin then quickly headlocks Brimstone while on the floor. Kevin O’Reilly gets up and stretches his arm out and twists his neck as if warming up for the match. Brimstone gets up as well and swings his arms around. The two then lock up again and Kevin pushes Brimstone down with force. Brimstone gets up again and the two get in another grapple. They fight with strength a little and then Brimstone knee’s Kevin in his gut and uppercuts him in his chin followed by a Face Plant. Brimstone respectfully waits for Kevin to retain to his feet and then Kevin runs to Clothesline Brimstone. But Brimstone sticks his shoe in the air and Big Boots Kevin down to the floor. Joey: That had to hurt! Brimstone pulls up Kevin from his arm, lifts him up and bashes his knee/leg with a Shin Breaker. Brimstone grabs Kevin up again and does the same move a second time. Kevin O’Reilly is now on the floor holding his knee in agonizing pain. Brimstone eyes the fans with an evil smirk on his cheek. He then grabs Kevin’s leg lifts him high up in the air and bashes his knee into the ring mat. He does this again only this time harder then before. One last time, and Kevin begins screaming holding his knee and struggling to find ropes he could hold. Brimstone goes for Kevin’s knee again but the Referee stops him and forces him to wait for Kevin to get to his feet. Once Kevin gets to his feet Brimstone runs toward him as if landing some sort of wrestling move but Kevin throws his arm out with yet another Clothesline. Kevin walks out of the ring and worked his leg out a little trying to get rid of some of the pain. Before he knows it Brimstone comes outside to join him. Kevin gets tapped on the shoulder and when he turns around he gets a hard spin boot in his face, Kevin falls to the floor and Brimstone heads into the ring. The Referee continues his counting, three, four, five…Kevin eventually slides himself into the ring. Kevin O’Reilly and Brimstone are now in the ring waiting for each other to make moves. They met up in the center of the ring and Kevin manages to land a type of Twist-Suplex on Brimstone. Both men on their feet; Brimstone runs towards Kevin O’Reilly…Kevin just heaved his hands under Brimstone and used all his strength to send Brimstone flying in the air landing a Flapjack. Kevin then pulls Brimstone to his feet grabs his neck, and lifts him up again. Only this time he was choking Brimstone in the air! Kevin immediately releases the Hangman Hold and fell to the floor. His knee was giving in…Meanwhile Brimstone was in the corner holding his neck. The two now on their feet once again, Kevin O’Reilly punches Brimstone in his mid-section and then set him up for his finisher…BAM! Kevin O’Reilly landed his special move, Snap Shot! He ended it with an over powering roar and threw himself on Brimstone for a cover. One, two! Brimstone kicked out! Kevin O’Reilly was astonished; he held his knee and stood up straight. Brimstone slowly got up and when he did Kevin O’Reilly spins him around and gives him a Back Breaker causing Brimstone’s back to bend un comfortably. Kevin looked at the crowed and he shakes is head seeming to agree to something. He then grabs Brimstone and set him up for a DDT, but Brimstone elbowed him in his face ran to the behind ropes and flew a Lariat knocking Kevin down. Kevin got to his feet and in that same second Brimstone hit his finisher…Personified! Brimstone went for the cover…One, two, three! Brimstone bent the ropes to exit but he turned around, ran up to Kevin and landed his other special move…Welcome To T-Dot!!! Brimstone cracked his knuckles and leaves the ring. As the Xwe cameras head backstage into the locker room Zach is sitting down watching the Aggression match that just occurred. Zach sits up and looks closer into the screen as Both men begin to leave the ring. Zach stands up and walks over to his bag and begins going through it. Foot steps are heard coming towards zach's locker room door. Zach continues looking through his bag as the foot steps get closer " So have you decided if your in or out" Zach says not even looking at the door "In" The persons responds quickly " I knew you would be" Zach says The footsteps are heard walking away from the door and then zach walks out of the locker room also heading to the ring for his match. Chun Li & Dolphynn Vs Zach and Female Of Choice Chun Li's theme song "Insurrection" begins to play and Chun Li and Dolphynn begin walking out to the ring. Chun li and Dolphynn get a few cheers from the crowd. Ciara: Well for veterans i would think they would get a whole lot more cheers. Chun li and Dolphynn slide into the ring and begin to talk over the match. " Rage Against the Machine" begins playing and zach walks out to the ring , The crowd begins to boo zach as loud as they can, Zach looks at the fans and shakes his head as a mic is brought to zach. " You People don't know the good talent from the bad...But im not going to get into that right now because i have some ass to kick...Well for this match i got to pick a female of my choice and the female i picked tonight is....ASHLEY!" Ashley's theme music begins to play and ashley walks out with a lil grin on her face, Ashley gives zach a hug and they begin to walk down the ramp. Zach slides into the ring and Ashley slides in also. Zach runs and catches dolphynn off guard starting the match off. Zach clotheslines dolphynn down to the floor and picks dolphynn up and swings him at the turnbuckle, Zach runs towards the turnbuckle trying to get a spear but Dolphynn lifts himself up on top of the turnbuckle and Zach runs into the turnbuckle. Zach turns around and Dolphynn hits a shuffle side kick sending zach outside of the ring. Dolphynn waits for zach to get to his feet then bounces off the ropes and hits Zach in the face with a baseball slide. Dolphynn slides under the rope and begins to bang Zach's head Against the barricades. Dolphynn throws Zach into the ring and begins getting into the ring, Zach begins backing up as Dolphynn walks toward him with a angry face Ciara: Wow i guess Zach really pissed Dolphynn off at the Ppv. Joey: Yeah...I can't imagine how mad chun li is though Zach turns around and tags in Ashley. Ashley gets into the ring and gets into Dolphynns face, Dolphynn looks at ashley and then walks over and tags in Chun Li. Chun li grins as Dolphynn tags her into the ring and then charges and takes ashley down with a spear. Chun li begins smacking ashley in the face and then punching ashley. Ashley soon reverses the punches and smacks and begins to do the same to Chun Li until the ref gets the two ladies off of each other. Ashley and Chun both get to there feet and Chun li toe kicks ashley and then puts Ashley on her shoulders and hits a steam roller. Ashley begins to hold her stomach and Chun li grabs Ashley's leg and begins to try and lock the Ankle lock on Ashley. Chun li grabs Ashley's ankle and begins to tug at it but ashley kicks and chun li fly's into the ropes. Ashley is quick to get to her feet and spears Chun li to the floor and grabs her by the hair and begins to hit her head on the canvas. Ashley picks Chun li up by the hair and locks her arm around Chun li's and then hits a DDT!. Ciara: Wow did you hear the impact of that DDT? I know That had to Hurt Chun Li! Ashley kicks Chun li in the stomach and then makes her way over to zach and tags zach into the ring. Zach begins taunting Chun li as she lays on the floor holding her stomach. Dolphynn gets into the ring and runs at Zach grabs Dolphynn and hits a Belly to Belly!. Zach tosses dolphynn outside of the ring and begins to throw him into the steel steps. Zach slides into the ring and Chun li begins to get up. Chun li looks around and doesn't see Dolphynn in the corner. Dolphynn gets to his feet from outside of the ring and gets onto the corner and Chun Li tags Dolphynn into the ring. Dolphynn walks up to zach and pushes him and Zach returns the push to Dolphynn. Dolphynn looks at the crowd and the back at Zach and then slaps Zach hard Across the face Ciara: Wow Bitch SLAPPED! Dolphynn swings Zach into the ropes and hits a Neck breaker drop as Zach bounces off the ropes, Dolphynn begins taunting for the SharkCrush Ddt when ashley gets into the ring and gives Dolphynn a low blow. Chun li runs into the ring and and hits her Kawii Pain on Ashley. Zach grabs Dolphynn and hits the Vertabreaker on Dolphynn knocking him out cold. Zach grabs Chun li by the hair and tosses her outside of the ropes and pins Dolphynn 1....2...3! " Here is your Winner of this match...Zach And Ashley" Zach slides outside of the ring and Chun li slides inside of the ring. Zach and ashley begins to smile as they pick up the win over Dolphynn and Chun Li. Chun Li and Dolphynn get to there feet and watch Zach and Ashley walk away, Chun li bangs on the ring mat and then the two slide out of the ring and begin heading backstage. "Thank you, Jess! I appreciate it!" Stacy McMahon closes the door to the General Manager's office and turns to head back to her locker room. Standing in front of her is Chris Jericho. "OH my God! Chris," she breathes, placing her hand over her chest. "You scared me." He smiles at her. "I'm sorry Stacy. I just wanted to see what you're doing." Stacy scrunches up her face and starts to walk down the hall, Jericho following. "I was just asking Jessica for some air time a little later." Chris nods his head. "That's great, Stace! What are you going out there for?" She stops walking and turns to face him. "You'll see when I go out there." She pauses for a minute. "Look, I appreciate what you did for me last Aggression with JBL. But at Livewire, I didn't need your help. I beat Ashley once, I can do it again." Chris looks down, saddened by her comments. "I'm really sorry, I was just trying to help you out, that's all." Stacy sighs and looks up, regretting what she said. "No, it's okay Chris. It's the thought that counts, right?" He looks up and they both smile. "That's right Stace," he says enthusiastically. "Well, I guess I'll see you when you go out to the ring!" He leans forward, dropping a kiss on her cheek before heading off. Stacy leans against the wall, sliding her bottom jaw over to one side, like Stephanie does. She shakes her head and walks off. The cameras head back towards the ring and where jade stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone. The crowd begins to Boo jade as loud as they can. The cameras zoom into the crowd and take a glimpse at some of the signs Reading " Jade Screwed Jewel" The cameras zoom around again and read another sign " Jade Screwed Jewel..But then Again who hasn't?" Ciara: WOW, Such a Creative Sign! Joey:: Jewel deserves some respect!...But then again that is pretty funny. " Listen up when you quiet down i'll speak and if you don't quiet down i'll be here all night and you will miss what these other superstars have planned later" Jade says. The crowd boo's even louder. Jade puts her hands on her hips and waits and the crowd quiets down. "Thank you very much...Now, I know you're all hating on me because of what I did to Jewel, but there's nothing i can do about that. Jewel is a spoiled little bitch who doesn't deserve anything she gets. The day that i got fired from XWE, i knew that Jewel would shoot to stardom and i would be doing nothing. Jewel has apparently been the so called 'dominant' diva over on Unleashed, but i don't think she has ever been dominant. I mean, when has she ever won anything spectacular before Saturdays ppv. i had to come back and do something. It has been a year and a half since i have been in the ring, but i haven't lost my touch. And i will make it known to any diva here on Aggression that if you mess with me, you get what you deserve... Payback's a Bitch!!! Tyrell Le Vs Matt Hardy "Touch It-Bring It-Babe-Watch It-Turn It-Leave It-Stop-Format It" Tyrell Le hops out to his theme music as the crowd has a mix of boo’s and cheer’s. He gets half way down the ramp and he runs and slides himself into the ring quickly. He then jumps on the top rope and heaves his Xtreme Cruiserweight title up in the air. The crowd still cheer’s and boo’s…His theme music cuts off and Matt Hardy comes out from backstage looking all pissed. Matt Hardy attempts to run into the ring but Tyrell runs and baseball slides him back out to the floor. Ciara: Wow tyrell has quick with that one Matt’s theme music cuts off immediately and the Referee signals the bell. The Referee takes Tyrell’s belt and puts it on the side where the ring announcer was seated. Tyrell goes outside and stomps on Matt Hardy but Matt grabs Tyrell’s ankle and pulls him down to the floor. Matt gets up and enters the ring. The Referee was counting and by the time he got to six, Tyrell was to his feet, and in the ring. The two combatants eyed each other with such fury. Tyrell runs up to Matt and knees him in his stomach and then flips off the ropes into a Spring Board type of attack. He then remains on top of Matt Hardy and the Referee counts...One, two, Matt kicked out aggressively. Tyrell got in Matt’s face and pushed him. Matt then punched Tyrell Le in his temple and gave him a Swinging Neck breaker. Matt Hardy raises three fingers in the air and the crowed began to cheer quite loudly. Matt Hardy turns around and Tyrell gets him into a Snap Suplex throwing Matt to the other end of the ring. The crowd slightly cheers…Tyrell then walks over to Matt hardy and starts kicking him while on the floor. The crowed boo’s Tyrell and he stops the kicking. Tyrell Le yanks Matt’s hair pulling him up off the ground, Tyrell locks a headlock on matt Hardy and tightened it choking him in his arms. Tyrell then kept Matt locked and ran forward and slammed down landing a Bulldog. Matt Hardy looked up from the floor only to see Tyrell jump and mount on top of him. Tyrell threw multiple straight punches into Matt’s face and head. The Referee counts and Tyrell wouldn't’t stop. Finally the Ref got to four and Tyrell leaped off Matt Hardy. He grabbed Matt by his hair once again and Irish whipped him to the turnbuckle. Tyrell mounted himself once again above Matt Hardy and started punching again…The crowed counted, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! They cheered obviously being pleased with the match so far. Tyrell then pulled Matt out of the corner and hopped onto the top turnbuckle, he jumped high into the air and came crashing a Franken Steiner to Matt Hardy. The crowed cheered for this move. Tyrell went for the cover. One, two…kick out! The crowed roars for Matt Hardy! Tyrell looked shocked as his eyes widened. He got up and begins stomping on Matt. Ciara: tyrell is really showing some anger issues At last Matt Hardy got up onto his feet and he stared down Tyrell. He had Tyrell backed into a corner and he gave him a strong right handed punch knocking Tyrell to the floor. He hastily got to his feet and threw a fist back at Matt. But Matt grabbed his hand and twisted it around. Tyrell now had his back facing Matt Hardy. Matt then took his other arm and slammed it into Tyrell’s head causing him to fall again, it was a Clothesline. Tyrell was on the floor holding his head from that powerful Clothesline. Matt Hardy pulled Tyrell up by his arm and knocked him back down with yet another more powerful Clothesline. Matt Hardy ran to the opposite ropes and he came running back…He jumped in the air, flipped forward and landed a Senton Splash right in the middle of Tyrell’s stomach. The crowed cheered for Matt as he went to the turnbuckle and raised his arms for his fans. When he came down from the rope Tyrell was to his feet. The two squared off the in ring and Matt broke it up with a Dropkick. Tyrell got up from the floor eagerly. Once on his feet he was set into a DDT by Matt Hardy. Matt then mounted Tyrell as he did him at the beginning of the match. He then started punching furiously just like Tyrell did. The Referee came over and pulled Matt off because Tyrell’s nose was now bleeding. The Ref had Matt in the corner with his arm in front of Matt giving his opponent a chance to stand…Tyrell slowly got to his feet wiping the leaking blood off his face. Matt pushed the Referee out of the way and ran towards Tyrell but at the last second Tyrell jumped up, locked his legs around Matt’s neck and landed a perfect Huracanrana! The crowed boo’s as Tyrell got to his feet. Matt Hardy got up dizzy and Tyrell took advantage by punching him twice and then giving him a chop across his chest. Matt was now leaning back on the ropes showing exhaust. Tyrell ran to the corresponding set of ropes and jumped in the air once again…But! This time Matt Hardy ran back and Tackled Tyrell to the floor and started punching brutally. Tyrell kicked Matt hardy off of him and then went for a Neck breaker but Matt Hardy pulled away Tyrell then grabbed Matt Hardy’s hair making him bend backwards and he landed a Reverse Neck breaker. Tyrell stepped forward and then back again hopping into the air and smoothly landing a Moonsault. He then went to the top ropes…Tyrell jumped off flipped around, and landed his finishing move, Ecstasy! He followed up with a pin, one, two, thr…At the last second Matt Hardy kicked out! Tyrell then went to the opposite end of the ring and when the drowsy Matt got up and walked towards him he dodged to the left, grabbed Matt’s right leg, pulled him down rolling up a School Boy Pin. The Referee counted, one, two, three! The Ring Announcer came into the ring and announced the winner: "The winner of this match due to pin falll…TYRRRELL LEEE!" The Announcer left the ring and so was Tyrell. But before he left he turned his head slightly seeing Matt barely standing from the corner of his eye. Tyrell ran with such a speed and he headlocks Matt, he then jumped up, kicked off from the ropes and landed his other finisher…T-Dawg! Matt Hardy lay helplessly on the ring floor as Tyrell’s theme music played. Tyrell went to the top ropes helt his title in the air and the crowed again had a mix of boo’s and cheer’s. The Xtreme Cruiserweight Champion left the ring with an evil smirk on his face. The cameras zoom backstage and the camera view is shown of 2 nice pair of legs. The camera moves up and Cadence marie is bending over doing stretches before her match. Cadence marie begins to do her toe touches, The camera trys to keep up with Cadence marie when a ring is heard. Cadence marie stops stretching and then reaches to her waist and picks up her cell phone. "Hello...!!!Hello...!!!" Cadence repeats...yet no answer, she then hangs up the phone and continues her toe touches The cameras slowly zoom away as a man walks towards Cadence marie, Cadence marie continues to stretch not noticing the man creeping up in her locker room..Cadence marie turns around and jumps from the appearance of the man. Kevin motions for Cadence to calm down. "Whoa...calm down girl, I ain't gonna hurt you. I just came to tell you good luck on your match tonight against Tynesha your going to need it. She is one tough chick." Cadence rolls her eyes, "Thanks for the good luck, but i will not need it. After i take Tynesha out, i will be going after Sable..And that women's title of hers...As for now i'm going to go kick some ass cause my match is up next. Cadence marie grabs her cap and begins walking out of the door..Kevin O'Reilly leans watching cadence mari walk away " Wow what an sight" Cadence Marie Vs Tynesha Knowles " My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And their like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge" Tyneshas new theme music milkshake begins to play and Tynesha begins walking out to the ring. Tynesha smiles and keeps it walking down the ramp. Tynesha gets into the ring as her music continues to play, Tynesha does a little pose and then her theme song comes to an end. "Cause it makes me that much stronger Makes me work a little bit harder It makes me that much wiser So thanks for making me a fighter" Cadence maries theme song Fighter continues to play as pyros go off and Cadence marie begins making her way down the ramp. Cadence gets a few cheers from the crowd. Cadence mari gets to the ring and goes under the ropes. Cadence throws her hands in the air and the fans cheer cadence a little more. Cadence marie and Tynesha glance at each other and tension is seen between the two ladies. The bell rings and the two women begin to circle the ring, Tynesha grabs cadence and locks her in a headlock and then swings her to the ropes. Cadence marie bounces off of the ropes and knocks Tynesha down with a shoulder block. Cadence picks Tynesha up by the hair and then flips tynesha onto her back and then does a dropkick to the back of Tynesha. Cadence picks tynesha up once again and irish whips her to the ropes but Tynesha reverses the irish whip and sends Cadence swinging against the ropes and then hits cadence with a drop toehold sending cadence to the canvas. Tynesha grabs cadence marie by the legs and begins swinging Cadence by the legs, Tynesha lifts Cadence and tosses her by the legs across the ring. Ciara: Wow these two ladies are really going at it Joey Styles: Well these two did get into a lil something something last week backstage. Kevin O'reilly's theme song begins to play and Kevin begins walking from backstage. Kevin appears on the ramp and begins looking over the match. Tynesha looks at kevin with a confused look on her face and points at kevin telling him not to get in this. Tynesha turns around and walks over to Cadence marie and swings her again tossing her to the other side of the ring. Cadence marie begins to back away as Tynesha begins walking over to her. Cadence marie crawls under Tyneshas legs and then rolls Tynesha up One...Two...Kick up By Tynesha Joey Styles: That was a really close one Kevin continues looking on to the match from the ramp as the two ladies get it on. Cadence marie and Tynesha both get to there feet and cadence marie begins elbowing Tynesha in the face. Cadence marie kicks tynesha into the turnbuckle corner and then kicks her again and elbows her in the face. Cadence marie walks away from the turnbuckle and then turns and flips and hits Tynesha with a handspring. Cadence marie grabs Tynesha and begins setting her up for her Double arm suplex pin finisher, Cadence marie lifts Tynesha into the air for the finisher and Tynesha begins to wiggle and falls down. Tynesha falls down and kicks Cadence marie in the stomach Ciara: Nice reverses by Tynesha! Tynesha grabs cadence in a headlock and calls for her Finisher 'Diamond Studded'. Tynesha jumps and Cadence marie pushes tynesha and Tynesha's back hits the Canvas hard. Cadence marie walks over to Tynesha and locks in her modified STF. " Do you Give" The ref repeats 3 times, Tynesha answers "no" as she moves closer and closer to the ropes, Tynesha then begins tapping! " Here is your winner of this match...Cadence Marrriiiiie" Cadence maries hand it raised by the ref. Cadence mari turns around and looks at the ramp and Kevin O'Reilly begins clapping for her. Cadence mari looks at kevin and then turns back to the fans and throws her hands into the air. Kevin O'reilly stops clapping and turns around and walks backstage as Xwe Aggression heads to Commercial. Step inside, walk this way. You and me babe, hey hey! Def Leppard hits and Stacy McMahon walks out to an explosive amount of cheers. She smiles, waving at her fans. She climbs the steel steps and glides through the ropes, her short skirt not leaving much to the imagination. She gets a microphone and waits for the crowd to quiet down. Looking out into the crowd, she laughs a "DIVA KILLER - STACY MCMAHON" sign. The audience finally settles down to a dull roar and Stacy brings the microphone to her lips. "Livewire sure was something. My arch rival Emily has finally crawled out from under the rock she was hiding under. And still, it seems as though she believes she has what it takes to steal my man. Emily, I know you're back there, and I know you're listening. So listen close. Don't screw with a McMahon and don't screw with a McMahon's man. You're messing with the wrong chick Emily, but by all means. No really, please, you and Assley both. Assley, I've sent your ass to the hospital once, I've beaten you, and I will do it again, guaran-damn-teed. Emily, I'm not even afraid of your man looking' face. I'll beat both of you at the same time if I have to." Stacy drops the microphone as the crowd begins to boo at the music. Stacy rolls her eyes and watches Ashley make her way down to the ring. Ashley gets in the ring and grabs the microphone from Stacy, but Stacy grabs it back. "Don't. Just don't. You ...alright everybody. It's time for a shoot promo. Assley, you sit back and listen. Maybe some of this will go to your head and get through that poser skull of yours. You. Suck. Okay? Suck. You cannot talk. Your promos are the weakest things I've ever heard. You can't work. You can't sell. You're timing is hideous. Nobody wants to wrestle you because of how badly you work in the ring. You're the greenest rookie I've ever met. Anybody you will ever wrestle will have to carry you through a match. Unless its myself, because in that case, I will be kicking your ass through the entire match and you won't have a word to say." Stacy turns around looking at the people in the section closest to her. She raises her eyebrows a couple times. In one quick motion, she drops the microphone, spins around and lands the McMahon Mayhem on Ashley. Ashley crumbles to the mat and Stacy stands over her, smirking. Ciara: WAIT! Emily Crystal comes out from under the ring, a steel pipe in her hand. Joey: This was a damn set up! Ciara: Don't turn around Stacy! Stacy continues to trash talk to the fallen Ashley and then falls forward from the impact of the steel pipe. Stacy falls to the mat, landing hard. She lays there, motionless, her hands and arms wrapped around her head. Emily stands in the center of the ring, laughing. Chris Jericho runs from the back, sending Emily running out of the ring. Chris kneels down by Stacy and sees if she's okay. He lifts her up in his arms and carefully takes her out of the ring and carries her to the back as Xwe Aggression goes backstage. " Hey Claire i just wanted to let you know that even though melina is my "friend" its going to be a fair fight out there tonight, I won't be pulling any type of funny things" John Cena says Claire: Oh thanks Cena...I'm going to give melina what's she's been asking for...A Nice beat down tonight *Melina begins walking over to John Cena and Claire with a Smirk on her face* Melina: Ya know claire...Its quite obvious that you and your whoreish self is desperate for a man...Sooo I was thinking we switch it up for the match..how about whoever wins will be John Cena's manager? John Cena looks a bit shocked from Melina's words, Melina smiles and John cena and then winks her eye at Cena also. Claire Hughes: Well melina i guess im fine with that if that's how you want it... Melina begins walking away and then stops and turns around and looks at claire Melina: Oh wait claire i forgot one of the Main parts...wear your best lingerie because that's what we'll be fighting in So be prepared to show John what you got under your clothes because i will be revealing it...Bye bye for now! CIARAS GOODIES The camera zooms in on the ring where we find Ciara standing there with her newly designed ‘Goodies’ including a leather sofa and mini bar.“Once again, it’s your girl, Ciara, hitting you with another episode of my goodies. Like what you see?” Ciara says as she gives a little spin. “No, no, not me. Well, yeah me, but my new style! Wait, im not done! Bring it on down!” With that said, a big flat screen starts to descend from the top of the arena. “This right here is the Ciara-tron 5000. I’ll be using it from time to time to show off a few things here and there. So let’s get this started right with a clip from Live-Wire” The clip begins to play, showing highlights of The Ortonz vs The Hardys as the crowd gives a little cheer. The clip conclude with Jessica getting counted out, and the ref naming The Ortonz as the champs. “So with out further due, here are the first ever Inter-Gender Champions, Randy and Monique Orton, aka Them Damn Ortonz!” Randy’s theme hit as The Ortonz make their way to the ring, gold around their waist, hand and hand. As they get to the ring. Randy steps up on the apron, with his back facing Ciara. Monique then glides on the apron, between his legs, and crawls under him as he watch her from ‘behind’. Once she’s finished her little ‘dog walk’ he makes his way in the ring, joining her on the sofa. Ciara tilts her head a little to the side “Yeah, that was just NASTY” she says with a little giggle. “So, Mr. and Mrs. Orton, how does it feel to be the first every Inter-Gender champs?” “Well, Ciara, to tell the truth, it feels good to share a title with my wife” “Even though we didn't’t really win them on our own” Monique intrudes. “Well Monique, at least you have some gold. I know there’s a few people in this company who haven’t had gold. And then there’s the few who won gold just for sleeping around. Which brings me to my next question. What’s with the whole Jewel thing? You congratulating her at Live-Wire." "Well, Ciara, I had to give the girl credit. After all, her hot action finally paid off. Not many people can say they got to the top, by being on the top” Monique says as she shakes her head. “I agree. Even I had to help her out a little bit at the beginning. It was hard. I mean, really hard. But it finally kicked in” Randy states not realizing how wrong it sound “Moving right along. . .” Ciara cuts in before Monique can run her mouth. “So guys, maybe you two didn't’t notice but this is the 3rd title you two have won. So grats on that” The Ortonz smile and nod as Ciara goes on. “I have a few images I want to show you and I would like your thoughts on them” Once again, they both nod. “Here’s picture number "One” Before Randy can speak, Monique cuts him off “I remember that one! That was right after Randy hit her with the RKO. You can never take Stacy serious. Look at her. Turning a injury into a big joke. With her stones and shit. Diva killer my ass” “Alrighty then, Randy, this one is for you since Monique snuck her rude ass into there” Monique gives Ciara ‘the finger’ as the next image pops up "Two" “Whoa!” Randy screams out “Now that was waaaay before I met her. Around the time she was hanging with Alexis in her dark cave or something.” Monique grabs the mic and stand up in front of Ciara “What?! You had no right showing that! Are we going to sit here and play guess who all damn day or do you have some important questions to ask the Champs” Monique say, sitting back down, making sure Ciara catch what she meant. A ring attendant calls Ciara off to the side and whispers something into her air. She then walks back to the Ciara-Tron 5000, grabbing the remote. “I have one more thing for the both of you, then ill let you go.” A short clip begins to play from this weeks Unleashed: ‘Hmmm, Randy Orton…where to begin? The ‘affair’ I had with him in my debut on Aggression was very interesting because it was a whole new world for me. Randy introduced me to a lot of things and helped me in my debut’ States the one and only Jewel. The clip comes to a end as Randy’s Jaw drop. He grabs the microphone from Mo as he trembles. “That son of a . . .tramp. Everyone already know the truth about that situation. I thought it was my wife who left the note. Jeff didn't’t see anything because nothing happened. He walked in on us sitting down, talking.” Monique snatches the microphone from Randy. “See, that’s what turned me into a true bitch. These little girls these days cant base their careers on talent. It’s all about their looks, and who they can get on top of. I already told you all, stop trying to build a career using us. And to you, Jewel, why bring up something so old, and so nasty when you’re trying to shed that slut image? Please don’t get me started. Unleashed is filled with these so called divas who are running around, half naked. Damn, Jewel, you come out to a theme that starts with Dirty, disgusting, trashing, slutty . .but yet you want respect? All you’re doing is bringing down a title I built up. I give you a month. Two months if you’re lucky.” Monique says as she begin to laugh. “Woman’s Champ my ass!” Ciara begins to raise the remote again “Wow, that was a little. . .off. That was Randy’s clip, so Mo, here’s yours clip” With a push of the button, another clip plays: ‘you seem to speak really highly of Monique Orton! Honestly I don’t know why, because she seems to reach her pinnacle of fame by beating on people less talented than her. I’ve always thought that Monique pays these sluts to hit on Randy so she can beat them up and then get recognition for it’ “This girl is confused. As I recall on the red carpet, she named me as the Queen of XWE. But yet I beat on people less talented? That spear to the ground Torrie Wilson-Anderson, by the way grats Jayson, gave her must have knocked more then the wind out of her. All of this coming from someone who made their debut dating someone. Is Unleashed sub name Blind Date or something? Thinking you’re big because you went on a date with Charlie Haas. He’s a nobody sweetie. No-Body. Note how he went away once Randy dropped him. Came back, slept with Stacy, then got dropped. Do anyone else see a pattern? Enough of this. Let’s end it before I end up on Unleashed next week.” Ciara press a button on the remote and sends the ‘C-Tron’ back up, the same way it came down. “Well there you have it. Jewel’s still a slut, The Ortonz aren't taking any shit. And girls, stop trying to sleep around to and give head. Oops, I mean to get ahead. Thanks, Randy and Monique for stopping by the goodies” Ciara says as the camera fades out and they go to a commercial break Melina Vs Claire Hughes ( John Cena Special Guess Ref ) "BRRRRRRR AVENUE!!!!!, Your time is up my time is now " John Cenas theme music begins and The special guest ref begins making his way down the ramp. The fans give John Cena a mixture of Boo's and Cheers as he walks to the ring. John Cena slides into the ring wearing a Ref shirt. " Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me,Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" Claire hughes theme song begins and claire begins walking out with a robe around her. Claire walks down the ramp and the fans begin to boo her but some fans cheer her. Claire hughes gets into the ring and smiles at John Cena and John Cena returns the smile right back to claire. Melina's theme song begins playing and Melina begins walking out to the ring, Melina has a Evil grin on her face as she holds her robe tightly not revealing what she will be wrestling in. Melina walks over to the ring and prepares to get into the ring in her own Special way but walks up the stairs and enters the normal way Ciara: Wow, She didn't do the whore split! Melina smiles as she walks over to John Cena, Melina whispers something into John Cenas ear and then puts her arms into the air, John Cena puts his arms around Melina's waist and begins to unloosen the robe,John Cena takes his robe off and reveals Melina's Outfit Claire hughes laughs and then pushes melina out of the way and stands in front of John Cena and takes her Robe off revealing her Outfit John Cena puts on a shocked face and melina nails claire from behind, Melina kicks claire in the stomach and begins slapping claire in the face, Claire rolls Melina over and begins slapping her back. John Cena goes to break the two Women up and both of the Women begin rolling over John Cena. The two Women roll until they both fall outside of the ring. John Cena still laying on the floor realizes the two Women are not rolling on him anymore gets up and begins to count " 1...2" Joey Styles: What a lucky man John Cena is! Ciara: ...Eww 2 sluts rolling on him, How nasty is that! "3...4..5" Claire hughes gets up and slides into the ring, Melina follows claire into the ring also, Claire knocks down Melina with a clothesline. Claire hughes takes her shoes off and melina gets to her feet claire hughes kicks melina in the stomach and then gives melina a devastating DDT and pins One.................Two.....Kick up Ciara: Either John Cena waited 3 Secs to count every number or im seeing things Joey styles: I believe it was a slow count...a Very very slow one at that Claire hughes gets up and Questions John Cena on the pin, But Cena says he counted fairly, Claire Hughes goes to slap John Cena but Cena catches her hand and Melina comes from behind and hits a Reversed Ddt on Claire! One,Two three! " Here is your Winner of this match...Melinaaaaaaaaa" Ciara: I could have Sworn he said he was going to play Fair...That was a very fast count John Cena pulled! John Cena raises Melina's hand in victory and Melina begins smiling as she winks at John Cena. John Cena smiles at his New Manager. Melina turns around and Claire hughes spears Melina to the floor and begins punching Melina in the face. John Cena grabs claire and begins trying to break Melina and Claire hughes apart When John Cena rips claires shirt and the Top falls off exposing Claire. Claire grabs herself as fast as she can and begins running backstage. Melina grins as she sees claire taking off backstage and John Cena holding what he ripped of of claires as Xwe Aggression goes to Commercial. As Xwe aggression returns Jeff Hardy is standing in front of The General managers office, Jeff Hardy fixes his hair and takes a Deep breath and then knocks on the door. " Come In" Jessica Hardy says. Jeff Hardy opens the door and walks in and Jessica Hardy has her leg up on the desk fixing her shoe, Jessica Hardy turns around and is Wearing this Outfit Jeff Hardy: Wow jess, You going for a run or something? Cause it sure looks like it. Jessica Hardy: No Silly...Oh yeah i never sent anyone with the message...I'm gonna be the Special guest ref in your match tonight! Jeff Hardy: Oooh...Well there's something i wanted to tell you... Jessica Hardy: Later, Match is coming up and i have to get to the ring first, Close the door when you leave. *Jessica Hardy smiles and walks out of the General managers office heading to the ring* As The Cameras leave the General managers office the cameras head backstage where melina is still dressed in her lingerie, Melina notices kevin and walks over to him Kevin: You really got some nerves coming over here to me after what you pulled off at the Ppv you little slut! Melina puckers her lips and rolls her eyes at Kevin and goes to Bitch slap Kevin but he grabs Melina's hand and then grabs melina by the waist and picks her up and pins her against the walls. " Im really getting tired of you Melina" Kevin says. Melina begins screaming " ahhhhh Oh my God Someone help me" John Cena comes running and sees melina pinned up against the wall and kevin holding her up.Kevin puts Melina down and melina walks over to John Cena and hides behind him John Cena: Yo what's your problem Kid! Kevin: Hey man it isn't what it seems, I was just letting melina know that im done playing little games with her Melina: John...Kevin tried to...Rape me! *Kevin bum rushes at melina and John Cena pushes him back* John Cena: I don't know what your problem is Kevin but you better stay away from Melina, Im not gonna tell you this again, Next time were gonna be pressing charges against your michael jackson ass. *John Cena grabs melina and walks away, Kevin punches the wall and then flips over a table and the Xwe cameras head to the ring* Jeff Hardy Vs Triple H ( Undisputed Title Match ) " Ooh La la la la My Skin is getting wet my clothes are coming off, Ooh La la la la la too many on the floor the Club is Getting Hot" Jessica Hardys theme music begins to play and Jessica Hardy begins walking down to the ring. Jessica Hardy slides into the ring and the fans cheer and boo her. " Quiet Down Quiet Down, Alright, As you all have seen i am going to be the Special Guest ref for this match which means there will be NO Interference at all from anyone that is not in the match and no one will be allowed at Ringside, Like the theme song says Lets get get get it Poppin!" Jeff hardys theme music begins to play and The fans go Crazy, Jeff hardy walks out and begins bouncing to his music and then pours his water on his head wetting his hair and then begins to head to the ring, Jeff Hardy runs and slides into the ring and Jumps onto the turnbuckle, The fans cheer jeff hardy on every second, Jeff Hardy runs to the other side of the ring and gets even more cheers. Jeff hardy jumps down from the turnbuckle and smiles at Jessica. "Time To play The game.....Time to Play The Game....Muhahahahahahah" Triple H's theme music begins to play and the game triple h begins making his way to the ring. Triple H walks down the ramp and then gets to the side and spits his water into the air, The fans boo Triple H but Triple H pays no attention to the fans. Triple H opens the rope up and gets into the ring and raises hid Undisputed title into the air. Triple H then hands the Belt to Jessica Hardy who raises it into the air and calls for the bell. The Bell sounds off and Triple H and jeff hardy lock up. Triple H begins pushing Jeff Hardy into the turnbuckle but Jessica Hardy tells them to break it off. Jeff lets go and Triple h gets a cheap poke in the eye in on Jeff Hardy. Triple H gives a right hands to Jeff Hardy and and Then Another. Triple H pushes Jeff Hardy into the turnbuckle and kicks him and begins giving Jeff Hardy more right hands. Jeff hardy falls to the bottom rope and triple h grins as he walks away and then charges at Jeff hardy with a knee to the face. Triple H picks Jeff Hardy up and irish whips him to the ropes and trys to execute a spinebuster but Jeff hardy counters and turns the Move into a tornado ddt. Jeff hardy gets back to his feet and as triple h gets up jeff hardy runs at Triple H and hits a Neck breaker drop. Triple H rushes to his feet and Jeff Hardy hits another Neck breaker drop. Jeff hardy grabs Triple h and Irish whips him to the ropes but triple h reverses and Jeff hardy bounces off the ropes and hits a Headscissor takedown on triple H. Ciara: Wow this match is really good...the title could be going either way joey styles: Yeah really. Jeff Hardy really knows how to use his Speed to his Advantage. Jeff hardy rushes to his feet and the fans begin to cheer Jeff Hardy on. Triple H begins to get very angry and slides outside of the ring and begins to walk around the ring releasing some of his anger kicking on the steel steps. Triple H begins walking around when Jeff Hardy bounces off the ropes and Does a High flying body press onto Triple H. Jeff Hardy gets to his feet and throws Triple H into the ring, Jeff hardy then gets into the ring but before he can get up triple H stomps Jeff Hardy down. Triple H turns Jeff hardy over and does a Face stretch to Jeff Hardy. Ciara: wow...he's going to mess up Jeff's face if he continues. Triple h sits Jeff Hardy up and then begins fury punching Jeff hardy in the head until Jessica Hardy tells Triple h to stop with the punches to the head. Triple H gets into Jessica Hardys face " You don't tell me what to do" Triple H says, Jessica Hardy looks at triple h and and crosses her arms. Jeff hardy gets to his feet without Triple h noticing and goes for a flying cross chop but Triple h moves out out the way and Jeff Hardy knocks Jessica Hardy out. Ciara: Wow...I don't think that's a good thing for Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy tries to Help Jessica Hardy up but Jessica gets up herself and pushes Jeff hardy away and Triple H rushes in and Kicks Jeff hardy in the stomach and then hits the Pedigree!! Triple H rolls jeff Hardy up for the pin and looks over at Jessica Hardy whom is still recovering from the flying cross chop to the head by jeff hardy. Triple h gets to his feet and walks over to Jessica hardy who is leaning on the ropes and turns her around " Come pin you stupid bitch" Triple h says to Jessica Hardy. jessica hardy face expression quickly changes and Jessica Hardy kicks Triple H in the balls. " You Stupid Bitch" Triple H says, Jessica Hardy looks At triple h and then says " Ya mama" and Chick kicks Triple H. Jeff hardy gets to his feet and jumps to the top ropes and hits the Swanton Bomb and hooks Triple H's leg for the pin One...two...three " Here is Your Winner and The Neeeew Undisputed Champion...Jeeeeeff Haaaaaadry!" Jessica Hardy hands jeff hardy the title and Jeff Hardy heads to the top ropes and raises the title into the air, Jeff Hardy goes to each turnbuckle and raises his title into the air. Jessica Hardy begins walking up the ramp when Jeff Hardy grabs a microphone. " Wait Jess wait" Jeff hardy says as he begins walking up the ramp following Jessica Hardy. Jeff hardy walks over to Jessica hardy " Jessica i know that we aren't exactly seeing eye to eye with each other right now, But i know that we still have feelings for each other..I am TRULY sorry for my actions and i wish that i could take EVERYYYYTHING back and i would if i had the chance to, Like you told me Jessica i wasn't being a man when i did what i did but i believe that i can be a man once again if i do this. Jeff Hardy gets down on one knee and looks jessica in the eyes..." Jessica Hardy...Will you marry me..Once again?" Jessica Hardy has a shocked look on her face and the fans begin to cheer..Jessica Hardy grabs the mic From jeff Hardy and begins to put on a evil Grin..." Ohhhh helllllllllllllllllllllllll Yeah!" The Xwe fans begin to cheer as Jessica hardy and jeff hardy begin to kiss Ciara: Annnnd I know that he won't break my heart...Oh sorry folks i got into the Moment! Joey Styles: Wow What a show we had here tonight. New Champ and Jessica and Jeff Hardy are back together! Ciara: Well that's it folks, Sad to say but its Over...Good night ladies and Gentlemen! |