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Xwe Aggresion As Xwe aggression begins Ciara is in the ring " Welcome to Ciaras Goodies!, Tonight we have a SPECIAL GUEST STONE COOOOLD STEVEEEEVE AUSTIN!, The Fans Cheer and the Xwe beginning video plays Xwe Aggressions pyros shoot off into the air and Aggressions theme music begins to play, The fans rise to there feet and begin to cheer as stone cold steve austins theme music goes off!, Stone cold steve austin walks down the ramp sticking his middle fingers in the air and then enters the ring and takes the turnbuckles and raises hid 2 middle fingers to the crowd once again. Stone cold then walks over to ciara and gives her a hug and then sits down in the chair Ciara: Well you know how this goes im gonna ask you some questions and you just answer them alright, 1st question that i have for you is are you officially back in Xwe?And If so what made you come back? SCSA: Well Stone cold is officially back in Xwe on aggression...The reason stone cold steve austin is back is because after weeks *Fans Chant What* I said Weeks! *Fans Chant What* And Months! *Fans Chant What* and weeks & months! of looking over and over at the same sun bitches getting titles over and over and over and over i thought something has to be done about. Ciara: Well austin there were also rumors about you not wrestling as often as you used to and there are also rumors about you becoming Aggressions new general manager, Would you like to clear up any of these rumors or set them straight? SCSA: Well no i wont be wrestling as often as i used to wrestle...BUT you best believe stone cold steve austin is gonna be be opening a can oh whip ass on some sun bitches!!, Stone cold steve austin will not be Aggressions general manager BUT stone cold steve austin has talked to stephanie mcmahon and stone cold is THE FIRSSSST COMMISONER HERE ON XWE aggression! And just to clear some things up that means 1. If stone cold sees ya starting trouble...Hes gonna whoop your ass 2.Stone cold thinks ya starting trouble hes gonna whoop your ass 3. Stone cold dont like ya hes gonna whoop your ass! Ciara: Well thats all the goodies we have for you today, Id like to thank my guest Mr. Commisoner Stone Cold Steve Austin for being with us and im sure we will see you kicking sum1's ass tonight! Now i would like to announce the first match which was not announced....Weighing in at 220 & Pounds residing from St Paul, MN Kano " The Human Torch Makato!" Kano walks out and begins walking down the ramp, The fans cheer kano on as he walks down to the ring with his head bandaged up from his last match he had with brimstone. * A Clip Rolls by showing how kano got the injury because of the nwo*. The clip comes back and ciara begins to announce kanos opponent " weighing in at 310 Pounds residing from toronto canada brimstone! Michael Cole: Oh come on the man is injured already and he has to fight brimstone again? Tazz: Well i dont know cole maybe kano can pull something now that the nwo isn't out here BrimStone Vs Kano Makato Brimstone gets into the ring and the bell sounds off, Kano makato and brimstone stare at each other and then lock up, Kano makato gives it his all and pushes brimstone to the ropes, Brimstone swings off of the ropes and kano makato hits brimstone with a monkey toss across the ring, Brimstone rushes back to his feet and runs and kano pulls another monkey toss and brimstone lays on the floor, The fans cheer kano on as he taunts brimstone. Brimstone gets back to his feet and kano and brimstone lock up once again, Kano pushes brimstone to the ropes once again and brimstone shoulders kano and he hits the ring hard. Brimstone picks kano up and body slams him to the floor and then stands over kano and starts to remove kanos bandage off of his head but kano kicks brimstone and gets back to his feet and then kicks brimstone in the side, Brimstone takes the kick and then clotheslines kano to the floor. Brimstone picks kano up by the hair and then tosses him into the turnbuckle and gets to the top of turnbuckle and removes kanos bandage, Brimstone begins punching kano in the head over and over and over until kanos head starts to leak of blood. Brimstone stops the punches and then kano falls to the floor, Brimstone stands over kano and then waves his hand as if he is calling someone, The fans begin to Boo...and the Nwo begins to start walking down the ramp *Eddie Guerrero's theme music plays and eddie guerrero comes running from the back with a mic and stands in front of the nwo* " Wait wait wait, I mean come on 1 New Guy against 4 People...Doesn't sound fair if ya know what i mean.... *Big show raises his hand at Eddie* Wait home's *Brimstone begins to hang over the ropes and yell get in here now eddie stands in front of the nwo and keeps talking when Kano comes from behind and rolls brimstone up for the pin 1....2....3! Michael Cole: Holy Shit Kano Makato just rolled brimstone up for the pin in front of the Nwo! Eddie guerrero drops the mic and gets into the ring, Eddie trys to help kano to his feet and get him out the ring but the nwo is in the ring by time kano makato makes it to his feet, Eddie guerrero knocks the dudleyz out if the ring and kano makato begins to hit the big show but big show just looks at kano and grabs him by the throat for the chokeslam! Eddie guerrero runs outside of the ring and grabs a chair and then re enters the ring and nails big show in the back with the chair and big show drops kano. Eddie begins swinging the chair all around the ring so that the nwo would back off. Eddie begins help kano makato up when the lights go off and white lights begin flashing....Oh My God! its sting!, Sting comes from above and hits eddie guerrero in the head with a bat!!!, the lights go on and the fans begin to cheer for sting but some of the fans begin to boo sting for hitting eddie in the head with a bat!. Sting then puts his bat away and calls the nwo in the ring. The dudleyz then 3D Eddie Guerrero and Big show ChokeSlams kano makato to the floor, Brimstone and the Nwo then leave the ring leaving eddie guerrero and kano makato have emts come down and check on them and Xwe Goes on commercial. As Xwe aggression returns from commercial New Xwe Diva Alexis Valentine is walking back and forth in front of randy ortons locker room...Alexis walks back and forth bitting on her fingers and then randy orton opens the door to his locker room and see's alexis walking back and forth in front of his locker room. Alexis: Uhhhh Hi Randy....Uhhh I mean Mr Orton....My Name is Alexis and i have been a fan of yours since the very beginning of Xwe....Uhhh *Randy Smiles at alexis* Randy: No Need to be formal...Just call me Randy, Im guessing your new here on aggression? well how i about i show you around here and maybe later you can come down with me and watch my match at rind side Alexis: Really? Thanks Randy! Wait...I have a match now though Randy: No problem, After your match i can show you around the place, Something like a tour...Well ill meet up with you after your match and then take you on that tour then *Randy Orton and alexis walk off* Alexis Valentine Vs Nidia Nidia's theme music goes off and the arena begins to Boo nidia, Nidia keeps walking down the ramp chewing and playing with her gum and then gets into the ring, Nidia gives the fans some ugly looks and then begins to trash talk the fans. Alexis theme music goes off and the fans cheer alexis on as she runs down to the ring and slides under the ropes and the bell sounds off. Alexis grabs nidia by the hair and then slaps nidia and nidia falls to the floor and starts to crawl away, Alexis nidia by the legs and nidia kicks alexis in the stomach and then kicks her once again and then gets to her feet, Nidia slaps alexis in the face and then kicks her in the stomach and alexis falls to the floor. Nidia kicks alexis in the side of her stomach and then begins to taunt the crowd and they begin to chant " Farmer Girl! Farmer Girl! " Alexis gets to her feet and nidia charges at her and alexis clotheslines nidia and nidia hits the floor, alexis picks nidia up and then slaps nidia and hits her slap stunner! Alexis picks nidia up and sets her up for the her finisher: Valentines day. Alexis picks nidia up into the air and nidia goes down hitting the matt and the valentines day finisher is successful!. Alexis goes for the pin 1...2...3! Alexis picks up a win over nidia! Alex begins walking to the back when nidia grabs a microphone, " Oh you think you so tuff because you lasted 1 match? No come on alexis come get some more...Just like i had some shelton" *Alexis starts running and gets into the ring and begins to pound on nidia. Alexis sets nidia up for her finisher move once again Michael Cole: Oh My God! Look Over there someone is coming through the crowd!!! Its Sable! Sable comes through the crowd and gets into the ring and knocks Alexis over , Sable grabs alexis and throws her into the turnbuckle and begins to kick alexis in the stomach and nidia gets up and begins to help sable. Sable sets Alexis up for a sable bomb and she nails it!!, Nidia walks outside of the ring and gets a chair and sits the chair up and tells sable to power bomb Alexis on the chair. Sable begins to set alexis up *My Goodies My Goodies!* Michael Cole: Oh My God! its Ciara!, Ciara comes running down the ramp and gets into the ring, Ciara spears sable to the floor and then goes after nidia but nidia leaves the ring "Alexis i warned you that you was gonna get it for wat you did to me backstage! and you got it!" Ciara helps alexis up and Ciara and Alexis leave the ring heading backstage. Xwe aggression goes backstage and Jessica Hardy is in her locker room preparing for her match against melina, Jessica Hardy sits down and then leans over and picks up her bag and takes her dog rocky out of the bag and begins to pet him, Jessica Hardy turns on her Tv and then sits back in her chair and begins to watch the match Dolphynn Vs Chris Masters! Dolphynn Vs Chris Masters Chris Masters theme Music goes off and Chris masters begins to make his way to the ring, Masters flexes his muscles and then makes his way down the ramp. Chris masters pyros go off and Melina begins to walk down as she meets masters half the way and grabs his arm. Chris masters gets into the ring and poses with melina and then dolphynn's theme music interrupts. Dolphynn walks out to the ring and gets straight into the ring and the bell sounds off. Dolphynn and Masters lockup and masters tosses dolphynn halfway across the ring and then flexes his muscles, Dolphynn gets back to his feet and they lock up again, Dolphynn drops to the floor and trips masters, Dolphynn picks masters up and throws him to the ropes and and then gets a hurracanna on masters. Dolphynn heads to the top ropes and awaits masters to get to his feet and masters begins to get up, Masters turns around and faces dolphynn and dolphynn jumps and trys to hit a diving huracanna but masters catches him and power bombs dolphynn to the floor. Chris Masters picks dolphynn up and sets him up for the masterlock but dolphynn slips his way out of it and kicks masters into the turnbuckle. Dolphynn gets to the turnbuckle and calls for his finisher from the top ropes when melina runs onto the ropes, Dolphynn trys to move melina but melina hits dolphynn in the head with a combination lock!!, Dolphynn falls to the floor and the ref calls for the bell! " Here is your winner because of Disqualification Dolphynn"Chris masters gets off the turnbuckle and grabs Dolphynn and holds dolphynn so that melina can punish him, Melina grabs a microphone and gets in dolphynn's face " Repeat after me, Melina is THE BEST diva in Xwe!"" Melina Is a SLUT! Dolphynn says and the fans cheer him on for his comment. Melina gets angry and slaps dolphynn in the face and then tells chris masters to put the master lock on Dolphynn. Tazz: We have all seen chris masters put the master lock on people before and it isn't a pretty move and hurts like hell! Michael Cole: Yea tazz someone needs to really come help dolphynn...Oh My God! Tazz its Chris beniot & Jessica Hardy!! Chris beniot and Jessica Hardy come running down from the back, Chris masters lets go of Dolphynn and gets ready for a fight, Chris beniot and jessica hardy slide in the ring and chris masters and beniot begin to go blow for blow. Jessica Hardy begins to give right hands to melina, Melina dodges jessica's punch and kicks jessica outside of the ring. Melina then walks over to chris beniot and hits beniot in the back with the lock *Stone Cold steve austins theme music hits and the rattlesnake walks out* " Now hold on just a damn minute, Lemmy check the schedule and see if there says anything about a brawl *Checks Clipboard* EH EH! But the next Match is supposed to be Jessica Hardy Vs Melina!, So since you 2 Ladys are already down at ringside go on ahead and start the damn match! Jessica Hardy Vs Melina Melina is already inside of the ring and Jessica is knocked out outside of the ring, The ref begins for the count to count Jessica Hardy out....1....2.....3.....4....5 Jessica Hardy begins to get up.....6....7....8 Jessica Hardy makes it to her feet and slides in the ring, Melina charges after jessica hitting her with both her hands held together on her back. Melina keeps beating down on jessica back and then turns jessica over for a pin 1...Jessica kicks out of the pin Melina picks jessica up to her feet and jessica elbows melina in her face and then swings melina but melina reverses and swings jessica, Melina bends over to flip Jessica and Jessica baseball slides under melinas legs and Then Hits the Jess Twist of fate!!, Jessica Hard begins to taunt melina as she is getting up and jessica backs into the ropes to get ready for a chick kick when chris masters grabs jessicas leg arms and melina gets to her feet, Melina charges to spear jessica but Jessica breaks the hold and melina spears chris masters right off the side, Melina turns around and CHICK KICK! to the head, Jessica Hardy drags melina to the ropes and hits a swanton Bomb and pins 1....2....3! Jessica Hardy picks up the win " Here is your winner of this match Jessica Hardy!", Jessica Hardy leaves the ring as chris masters begins to climb inside the ring and assist melina and Xwe aggression Goes on commercial I'M ALL GROWN UP! Stephanie McMahon comes out onto the stage as Xwe aggression returns from commercial. The fans applaud her and she makes her way to the ring, in her hand is a black case. She gets in and gets a microphone. "I'm sure you all are wondering exactly what I'm doing out here. Well, I have big news concerning the XWE Aggression Divas and the Diva Title!" She holds up the black case and pulls out the Diva Title. "Starting next week there will be a tournament. The matches will be: Melina vs. Trish Stratus, Ciara vs. Jessica Hardy, Stacy McMahon vs. Christy Hemme, and Lita vs. Victoria. So next week on Aggression it will be VIVA LAS DIVAS!!!!" The fans are on their feet, cheering. "The winner of the Ciara vs. Jessica Hardy match will face the winner of the Stacy McMahon vs. Christy Hemme match. And the winner of Melina vs. Trish Stratus will face the winner of Lita vs. Victoria. The winners of those matches will go off one on one at the next XWE Pay-per-view for the Diva Title!" Once again, the crowd starts to cheer and applaud. "Now, for the girls who lose in the first round, you will tag together and go for the Diva Tag Team Titles" Now that my announcement had come to an end im going to be announcing the next match! Randy Orton & SuperStar Of Choice Vs Triple H & Batista Triple H's theme music hits off and the game triple h begins to make his way down the ramp, Triple H pours the water over his head and then spits sum into the air as he walks down the ramp, Triple H Makes it to the ring and then takes the side of the ring and spits his water into the air and gets into the ring and raises his arms in the air and the fans begin to boo Triple H. Batista's theme music erupts and the animal makes his way down the ramp, Batista enters the ring and him and triple h begin to talk over a plan. Randy Ortons theme music hits off and the fans go crazy, Randy Orton comes out with new wwe diva Alexis Valentine and raises his arms in the air and turns around, Orton looks at his competition in the ring and then randy orton gets a microphone " Well i was told to pick a superstar of my choice to go up against you triple h and batista but it seems since i am new i was not able to find a partner....So ill just beat you myself!" Randy orton slides inside of the ring and Triple H grabs orton and begins to give some right hands to randy ortons head, Triple H a& Batista begin to double team Randy Orton. Batista holds randy orton up as triple h begins to hit randy orton in the head until randy orton begins to bleed. Batista gets outside the ring and takes his corner and the bell rings and the match has officially started. Triple H sets randy orton up for a pedigree *Stone Cold steve austin's music goes off " Ya know what....These sun bitches need an ass whipping!" Stone cold steve austin runs into the ring and grabs triple h and begins to give triple h right hands to the face, Stone cold steve austin knocks triple h down and then batista charged at stone cold but stone cold kicks batista and then does a stone cold stunner!, Triple H hits stone cold in the back and then sets him up for a pedigree and randy orton comes from behind and nails the rko!!!, Randy Orton pins Triple H....1....2...3! Randy Orton & Stone cold steve austin have just won the tag team match! Randy Orton and Stone cold steve austin slide out of the ring and Alexis runs from ringside and meets up with Randy Orton, Stone Cold Steve austin goes to the start of the ramp and raises his middle fingers in the air and then grabs the mic " This is the beginning of an era! The Stone cold steve austin whooped your ass era!!!" Stone cold steve austin throws his middle fingers into the air and the fans begin to go wild and Xwe aggression comes to an end as the cameras fade out with Aggressions new commissioner raising his 2 middle fingers in the air |