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Xwe Aggresion

" My Goodies My Goodies!" Ciaras theme music goes off as Xwe Aggresion is starting off, Ciara begins walking down to the ring where her show "Goodies" Is all set up, Ciara gets into the ring and grabs a microphone from the side " Welcome to Xwe Aggresion every1!!! Its me your gurl ciara here to update you with the goodies which you can only get from me here on Xwe Aggresion!. Well as you all know today is Vivas Las Divas here on aggresion and the show will be all about divas so of course we will have a diva as our guest today, This Xwe Diva is new here on aggresion but has been picking up allot of attention from her first match last week, Every1 i would like to welcome my gurl....Alexis Valentine! *Alexis Valentine theme music girl fight goes off* Alexis smiles and walks down to the ring as the crowd cheers her on
Ciara: Alright now you know all about my show already and its a honor to have you up here, Im going to ask you a couple of questions and all your going to do is answer them the way that you want to.
Alexis: Allrighty bring it on!
Ciara: Alright so Question 1: How long have you and shelton been together?
Alexis: Going on 9 Months
Ciara: Well im pretty sure that you heard the rumors going around that shelton and nidia are still seeing each other, Wat do you have to say about it?
Alexis:Well like any other girl would say, If I find out they are Ill dump his ass and beat the hell out of Nidia some more. And find a new man that appreciates me for who i am
Ciara: Ok, We are going to move onto what happened last week on aggresion, Last week on Aggresion Nidia and Sable attacked you from behind and tried to take you out, What are your plans for them?
Alexis:All I got to say is they better watch their backs cause I don't attack and layoff I come out with it. That little cheap shot is for cheap bitches!
Ciara: Last I have a surprise for you, Stephanie Mcmahon said that she still has a match open for tonight and she also said it will be for the divas tournament, Soooo Stephanie Mcmahon has said that you will compete in the match AND she also stated that you can pick who you want to face So Alexis who will it be Nidia Or Sable?
Alexis:Let me face that bitch Sable.
*Nidia's Music goes off and nidia comes out smiling, " You Know i knew you were scared of me!! I mean every diva is i don't blame them BUT Alexis you are going to still get your ass whipped tonight!...Wait How about NOW!? Nidia begins walking down the ramp and alexis walks to the ropes to greet her when sable comes from the other side and hits a glass bottle over ciaras head and then hits Alexis with one also. Sable turns alexis over and gets a mic " See You Tonight Bitch!"
Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen that was just another sneak attack by sable and Nidia and i hope they get what is coming to them later on today
Tazz: Well ladies and gentleMen after the show goodies by ciara she was supposed to announce the next match but thanks to nidia and sable she is not able to, The First match up is going to be Melina Vs Trish Stratus!

Melina Vs Trish Stratus

"Ehahahahahahahaha… Oh…" Trish walks down to the ring as her music blasts on the speakers… she looks at the crowds and she simply just laughs to herself… she then rolls into the ring and flexes on the ropes. Melina’s theme blasts in the stadium as Melina walks out, she gives sharp looks to the crowd as a sudden urge of chants like ‘Slut’ blast out… as she gets into the ring, she does her special splits to enter the ring. Trish just laughs to herself as she grabbed a microphone from one of the stagehands…
Trish: "Now what the hell was that…? COME ON… that’s just nasty… no one wants to see you do the splits thunder thighs… even if this crowd is that perverted…"
A rush of boos onslaught from the crowd…
Trish gives a giggle and finishes: "Now… if you were to win the Diva’s Title… I’d personally throw up in disgust…
Melina has had enough as she tackles Trish, the bell finally rings as Melina grabs Trish’s skull and smashes it down to the ring… Melina then gets her head back up and gives a huge slap right across Trish’s face… Melina has a psychotic look on her face. She then allows Trish to get up to her feet, as she staggers, Melina tried to go for a huge kick, but Trish ducks under and give her own Chick Kick… Trish falls to the ground exhausted as Melina slowly falls down hard…Trish slowly crawls over to Melina and covers, "1… 2…" Trish gets up and looks a little surprised… but smirks as she grabs her by the hair. She gets her up for a snap suplex and goes on top of her and gives a few right hands to Melina’s skull. Melina slowly gets up as Trish turns around to bow to the crowd… thinking she had this all wrapped up. Melina clubs her in the back up the knee with her fists and Trish slowly reaches around and kicks Melina back to the ground. She goes for the pin once again… "1… 2…" Trish slowly picks Melina up toward the ropes for a Stratusfaction and Melina manages to elbow Trish in the gut. Melina pushes Trish’s throats on the ropes, taking advantage of the 5 count. Melina gives a laugh as she gets Trish to the centre of the ring and goes for a DDT. Melina gives a cover, "1… 2…" Trish kicks out. Melina doesn’t look surprised much as she sets herself on the top rope. Slowly Trish gets up and regains her balance. Melina jumps in the air only to be welcomed by a kick in midair. Melina lies down hard beside the ropes as Trish goes for the cover. "1… 2…"
Melina grabs the bottom rope and the ref is forced to stop the count… Trish staggers up and grabs Melina’s hair… she presses her face at her and starts calling her a stupid a bitch and slaps her face. Melina staggers with her backs to the ropes… Trish then runs at her and tries to go for a very hard kick, but Melina elbows her in the gun and goes for a roll up pin… but she has her hands on the ropes. The ref counts… "1… 2… 3." Melina rolls out of the ring with a smile on her face… Trish gets up and gives a scream… Trish rolls out of the ring looking to confront Melina with a fight, but Melina goes into the crowd and gets a water bottle and splashes it in Trish’s eyes. Melina then did a devastating clothesline to knock her hard to the ground… she grabs a microphone and stands over Trish.
Melina: Heh… what a weak stupid bitch… You repulse me… you’d better start throwing up now you anorexic bitch… because I will be the Diva’s champ VERY soon… because I’m the one… the only… MELINA.
Melina purposely drops the microphone on her face as she walks away… the crowd chants slut as she walks toward backstage.
Michael Cole: MELINA CHEATED TO WIN… DAMN IT ALL…
Tazz: Its only cheating if you are caught Cole… too bad the ref didn’t catch her…
Trish is helped up by stagehands to get her backstage as the commercials are starting.

The Cameras zoom into the divas locker room as Xwe Aggresion's Special Vivas Las Divas come back.... Lita is in the locker room when Victoria opens the door to the locker room and enters
Lita: Hey Victoria...Nice to see someone i know...So how do you feel about aggresion?
Victoria: Oh i thought it was great Lita because i would be getting away from all the bitches like you...Thats until i found out you were also drafted
Lita: Ummm....Good luck in your match later on tonight
Victoria: Humph!, Like Ill Need it! *Victoria leaves the Divas Locker Room*
*Lita Shakes her head and starts getting some clothes out when Jessica Hardy opens the divas locker room and enters*
Jessica: Just the person i was looking for!
Lita: Hey Jess
Jessica: I have an idea...Well stephanie mcmahon did say that the first divas to lose get a title shot at the Womens Tag Team titles....Well *Jessica Closes the door kicking the camera man out*

Christy Hemme Vs Stacy Mcmahon

Christy Hemme's Music goes off and the fans begin to boo Christy loud as she makes her way down the ramp, Christy Hemme argues with the fans that call her names and then she finally makes it to the ring, Christy Hemme leans on the ropes and does a pose and then Stacy Mcmahons Music goes off! The fans begin to cheer as Stacy Mcmahon walks out. Stacy walks down the ramp smiling and then glances at christy hemme and grins a little and then enters the ring.
Stacy Mcmahon and Christy Hemme stare at each other and then lockup in the ring, Chrisy Hemme struggles to try to take stacy down but stacy pushes Christy into the corner and knees her in the stomach and slaps her across the chest and the impact is heard around the arena. Stacy moves back and stretches out her leg and begins to choke christy with her long legs. The ref counts to three and Stacy lets go of the choke and grabs christy and trys to suplex her but christy counters it and rolls stacy up and trys to get a pin 1....2 Stacy kicks up from the pin and Christy bangs on the ring in anger and grabs stacy mcmahon by the hair and stands her up and slaps her in the face and ddt's her and goes for the pin once again 1...2..Stacy Mcmahon kicks up from the pin and Christy bangs on the ring again and again and again!! Christy hemme lets out a scream and grabs stacy McMahon and trys to hit her version of the Twist of fate but stacy pushes her into the ropes and then hits her roundhouse kick as Christy bounces off of the ropes! Christy hemme gets up slowly and turns around and Stacy Hits the Mcmahon Mayhem!!! Stacy Mcmahon turns christy over and hooks her leg 1....2....3! Stacy Mcmahon has won the match and advances in the tournament!!

Michael Cole: Well tazz So far so good with the tournament
Tazz: Yeah so far...I have a feeling later on things will get much more brutal in some of the matches though
Michael Cole: I believe your right about that
The Cameras head backstage and Jessica Hardy and Lita are talking backstage
Lita: Jess are you really sure about this though?
Jessica Hardy: Yeah im pretty sure about this... My match is first now then yours....Christy & Trish lost there matches...If we lose ours...
Lita: Yeah Yeah i get it but...I don't really wanna lose to Victoria...
Jessica: Well its your choice but i gotta go now
*Jessica Hardy Starts making her way to the ring*

Ciara Vs Jessica Hardy

" My Goodies My Goodies My Goodies Not Your Goodies!" Ciaras theme music blasts off in the arena and the fans cheer ciara as she walks down the ramp, Ciara smiles at her fans and gets into the ring and takes a corner and the fans cheer more and more. Jessica Hardys theme music begins to play and Jessica Hardy comes out and begins to get the fans pumped up! The fans cheer Jessica's name as she walks down the ramp and Jessica walks over to the announcer and gets a microphone.
" Testing Testing....Ummm Hello EveryOne I know you all are expecting me to wrestle Ciara today but first i would like to Ask Ciara a favor Jessica says as she enters the ring, You See I have been feuding with Christy & Trish about a month or so and i have not really kicked there asses for a title yet and if i lose this match i will be able to do so so im asking ciara to just pin me so i can do that"The fans begin to boo and cheer Jessica at the same time, Jessica hands over the Mic to Ciara " Ummm well if you really want me too then....I guess i can"
The bell goes off and Jessica Hardy lays on the floor and Ciara walks over to her with a Confused look on her face and she pins Jessica 1.....2....3!
Michael Cole: Well ladies and gentlemen that was something i wasent expecting to see from Jessica hardy
Tazz: Well i kinda agree with her i mean come on Womens tag titles was her title along with stacys before the draft and now christy and trish are entered to win it
Here is your winner of this match...Ciara!, Jessica Hardy gets off the floor and raises Ciaras hand
" Than you so much Ciara!....Christy & Trish Stratus as for you 2 Whether Lita looses her match or wins it i will kick your asses and get my title around my waist were it belongs so i suggest you two get in the best shape you can not that its going to help or anything but just do so because i want you two at your best when i whoop your ass!
Xwe Aggresion returns from Commercial and Xwe Diva Ciara is walking backstage after winning her match, Ciara walks into the divas locker room and Sable & Nidia come from behind with a truck and park it in front of the divas locker room " This Should hold her until the match is done" Sable says as her and nidia walk off

Lita Vs Victoria

Victorias theme music begins and Victoria walks out and throws her hands in the air!, Victoria gets some cheers from the crowd and many boos from the crowd but Victoria ignores the crowd and walks down the ramp and then gets inside the ring where she takes a corner and raises her hands in the air once again. Litas theme music goes off and the punk diva runs out and starts throwing her hands into the air as she goes along to the beat with her music, the fans cheer lita on and Lita runs and slides into the ring and gets onto the turnbuckle and throws her hands into the air some more. Victoria begins to get very upset as she waits for the bell to ring and runs over and grabs lita off the turnbuckle and litas back hits the matt hard!
The bell rings and Victoria picks lita up off of the floor, Victoria holds litas face and then slams lita down to the floor. Victoria grins and then kicks lita in the stomach and begins to slap lita in the head as she hold her stomach from the kicks victoria delivered to her. Victoria picks lita up and throws her into the turnbuckle and kicks lita in the stomach and lita falls down and victoria kicks her in the stomach once again. Victoria sets lita up on the ropes and begins to choke lita with the ropes and Lita begins to kick as she fights for air. The ref reaches the 5 count and victoria lets go and then laughs as Lita holds her throat trying to get air, Victoria picks lita up and sets her up for the widows peak but lita kicks and fights and victoria drops her. Victorias face grows angry as she walks over to lita, Lita punches Victoria in the stomach and then punches again and gets to her feet and dropkicks Victoria and victoria goes flying outside of the ring, Lita gets back to her feet and Victoria gets into the ring and comes charging at Lita and lita knocks her down with a clothesline and then grabs victoria and snap suplex's her 2 times to the ring matt. Victoria gets to her feet and Lita toe kicks her and then hits the Lita twist of fate!! Lita looks at victoria and then lays on the floor and puts victorias arm on top of her and the ref gives a puzzled look and then begins to count 1....2...3! Victoria wins the match and advances!
Lita smiles and raises her hands in the air and the fans cheer her on!
As the match ends the cameras show a truck parked in front of the divas locker room, Many of the Xwe Divas are standing outside trying to move the truck but the divas arent sure of how to move it...

Alexis Vs Sable

Sables cat sound is heard through the arena and Sable walks out with a Evil smile on her face, Sable stops and does a dance and then stops and points her hands to the entrance way and Nidia walks out, Nidia and sable both have evil looks on there face's as they make there way down the ramp. Sable gets into the ring and nidia takes the side and Alexis Valentines music begins to play. Alexis Valentine comes running from the back and she slides into the ring. Alexis Valentine clotheslines Sable down to the floor as she enters the ring, Alexis and Sable begin rolling around the ring slapping each other and pulling each others hair until they roll out of the ring. Alexis & Sable get to there feet and Alexis tosses sable into the ring and begins getting into the ring when Nidia grabs Alexis leg, Alexis kicks nidia and nidia falls back and rolls on the floor and alexis gets into the ring. Alexis picks sable up and then full nelsons her to the ring. Alexis picks sable up and tosses her into the turnbuckle and begins to slap sable over and over, Alexis valentine grabs sable by the hair and sets her up for a Valentine Massacre!, Alexis Raises sable into the air and nidia runs and hits Alexis ankle and Sable drops down and the ref calls for the bell. Nidia and Sable begin pounding on Alexis *The Camera goes backstage and help is just arriving to remove the truck from the front of the divas locker room* Back in the ring Sable holds Alexis up and nidia slaps Alexis in his face and then kicks Alexis in the stomach and mushes her head back. Sable and Nidia begin to leave the ring when nidia stops sable and yells lets finish her off, Sable and Nidia walk over and grab a chair and gets back into the ring and begins to set alexis up, Nidia holds Alexis and Sable hits Alexis in the stomach with the chair and then raises the chair to strike her in the back with the chair when someone grabs the chair from sables hands....
Michael Cole: Oh My God!! Tazz Is that Chun Li?
Tazz: Cole i believe your right
Chun Li takes the chair from sable and sable turns around and trys to slap chun li but chun li jumps off the side and grabs sables legs! Nidia trys to get out of the ring to help Sable but Alexis grabs nidia by the hair and hits the Valentine Massacre!! Chun Li grabs sable by the hair and hits her Kawaii Pain!!, The fans begin to cheer as Chun li gets a microphone and gets into the ring
" Well well well I guess im here on aggresion....That isint all...Victoria suffered from a neck injury due to the Lita twist of fate delivered to her so Stephanie Mcmahon has added me into the tournament....So just a warning for EVERY diva on aggresion chun li is now aggresion and im taking over just like i did on unleashed!"
Chun Li gives a lil grin and begins to make her way to the back when Melina's music plays!
" Chun Li on aggresion? Big Freakin Deal!!!! You taking over sweety? Sorry Melina is here to do that and i have a Little pal thats going to make sure of that! A diva turns chun li around and then toe kicks her in her stomach and Ddt's her ot the floor!, The Diva picks Chun li back up and puts the walls of jericho onto Chun li and chun li begins to tap out. The Diva lets go of the hold and meets up with melina at the entrance way and Melina raises her hand in the air and points to her...Every1 Welcome Melissa Heart to Xwe Aggresion! Melina gives a evil laugh and Xwe zooms out with the all new diva melissa heart posing for the camera!