Ag10-28-05

      Xwe Aggresion

"Its 2 up in the mornin girl and the dj playin that song Now watchu gon do im gon get get get it poppin" Xwe Aggresion X-Divas Are dancing to the aggresion theme song get it poppin by nelly & Fat Joe. The Xwe Music is cut and Orange pyros begin blasting through the arena. The fans begin to cheer as Black And Orange confetti falls through the arena.

Michael Cole: Welcome To Xwe Aggresion..Not just any Aggresion but Aggresion Halloween Bash!

Tazz: Thats Right Everybody!..Dont forget today it also the Dart board Lottery!...Well ladies and gentelmen its time for the
first spin & Dart through of the night...So here to take it away is Miss Ciara!

Ciara is standing backstage with a mic with her halloween costume on...Click Here ." Yes ladies and genlemen its me Ciara and what else to dress u p as other then a Sexy Commish?...Well ladies and gentelmen last week i explained the rules for how this is gonna work so take a look at once again

*A clip of the rules that were announced last week begins to play explaing the how everything is going to work*
* Stephanie mcmahon will announce 4 Ppl who will come down to her office. They will dig into a lottery bin where ALL aggresion superstars and divas are listed. The superstar will dig into the bin and pull out a superstars name. The superstars name will be the person they will be facing. Stephanie Mcmahon Or myself will take a dart and toss it at the dart board where match types will be. Which ever match type it lands on will be the match type the person will be facing the person they selected from the lottery bin. ALSO Next week there is going to be a Huge! and i mean Huge! Diva match with all Xwe divas backstage will be in! The match type will be selected by the dart board also! *

The Clip Finishes and ciara is standing in front of Stephanie Mcmahons office. Ciara opens the door and Stephanie Mcmahon spins her General Manager chair around and reveals her costume Click Here

Stephanie Mcmahon spins around and stands up and Ciara hands stephanie Mcmahon the mike...ladies and gentelmen earlier in the day Lita came to my office and i granted her her match...but i still through the dart...And it landed on a Paddle on the pole match!!...So without further do let the match BEGIN!

    Lita Vs Trish Stratus & Christy Hemme

" So Fock The Rules Man So Fock The rules man!" Litas theme music bursts through the aggresion speaks as lita begins running out. Lita throws her hands into the air and raises her womens tag team titles into the air. Lita slides into the ring and the fans begin to go wild as she jumps up onto the ropes. " Ehehehehehe O" Trish Straus theme music starts off and Trish Stratus & Christy hemme begin walking down the ramp with devlish looks the fans begin to boo trish and christy but they suck there teeth and keep walking as they get into the ring. Trish And Christy begin seperating and lita falls into the middle. The bell sounds off and Trish and Christy both charge at Lita, Christy knocks lita down from the back and Trish runs for the paddle. Lita gets to her feet and clothsline Christy. Lita runs and jumps onto the turnbuckle with trish and grabs trish and does a flying side effect!. Trish feels the pain in her back as she rolls out of the ring.

Michael Cole: Wooo what a move by lita!

Tazz: This will show these 2 Divas lita can do things on her own!

Christy hemme gets back to her feet after the clothsline she recieved from lita. Christy hemme walks over to lita and grabs her by the hair and tosses her across the ring. Christy hemme begins to climb the turnbuckle and reach for the paddle and lita and trish begin to make there way to there feet. Lita and Trish both get up and Christy hemme begins stretching for the paddle. Lita runs and trys to clothesline Trish but trish does he famous Matrix stretch and dodges it. Lita turns around and Trish chick kicks lita! Christy hemme grabs the paddle and gets down!. Trish takes the paddle from Christy and walks over to lita and spanks her with the paddle!.
Here is your winner of this match Trish Stratus and Christy hemme! Trish grabs christy hemme and tells her to smack lita. Christy reaches back with all her might and slaps Lita, Christy smiles and reaches for another smack and lita ducks and Christy smacks trish!. Lita punches christy and then trish knocks her down with a headshot with the paddle. Christy hemme runs to trish and begins to tell her im sorry. Trish shakes her head and says ok...Christy hemme turns around and begins to walk out of the ring and Trish nails her in the back of the head with the paddle!. " Ehehehehe O" Trish stratus theme music hits as trish drops the paddle and leaves the ring leaving lita and christy hemme in the ring knocked out.


                  Xwe aggresion cameras begin heading backstage, Randy Orton is sitting down in a chair when a door opens from the bathroom. Stacy Mcmahon comes and in a robe and then removes her robe and she is wearing...Click here. Randy orton looks at the costume..." Nah i think you can do a bit better then that" randy says. " Allright...I have 2 More Lemmy change into another one now. Stacy Mcmahon goes back into the bathroom and closes the door behind her and Randy orton waits on the sofa awaiting stacy mcmahon to come out in another outfit as Xwe aggresion goes to a commercial break.

Xwe aggresion returns from commercial break and Stephanie Mcmahon is in her office. " Well its that time again for another match i see...Well bring the next Person..Or 2 inside". Charlie Haas and Batista walk into the room..." Oh the tag match...Allright boys go into that Tag bin over there and pick up a paper!"..Batista puts his hand in and mixes up the papers and grabs 1 and hands it to stephanie mcmahon. " Kano Makato & Eddie Guerrero...The tag team champs! Allright!...Stephanie Mcmahon walks over to the darts and batista eyes follow her as she moves. Stephanie Mcmahon takes a dart and tosses it at the dart board and it lands on table! " A table match it is!...Boys your match starts now...Hurry and get out there!

Chalire Haas & Batista Vs Kano Makato & Eddie Guerrero

Batistas theme music is head through the arena as the monster and charle haas begin to make there way down the ramp. Batista and charlie Haas are boo'd as they get into the ring. Kano Makatos theme music begins and Kano and Eddie guerrero the tag team champs begin making there way out. Kano makato and eddie begin walking when a a fan screams " Kano you are so cute" Kano looks at the fan and keeps walking.
The bell sounds off and Batista grabs eddie guerrero and tosses him outside of the ring. Batista and charlie haas begin to double team kano makato giving him a double suplex. Charlie Haas slips outside of the ring and grabs a table and throws it into the ring. Charlie Haas sets the table up and Batista grabs Kano and sets him up for a batista bomb. eddie guerreo gets into the ring and kicks batista in the leg and Batista drops Kano makato. Eddie begins pounding on batista as Charlie haas grabs Kano makato and throws him outside of the ropes and begins to pound on him. Charlie haas slides into the ring and runs and knocks eddie down. Batista grabs Eddie guerrero and sets him up for a batista bomb. Kano makato gets yo his feet and is about to enter when a fan yells " Kano will you marry me" Kano stares at the fan and the bell is heard as eddie guerrero goes through the table
Here is your winner of the match Charlie haas & eddie guerrero! Kano makato holds his head seeing the mistake he made. Kano gets into the ring and helps eddie up as eddie begins to question kano makato on his where abouts

As the match ends aggresion cameras head backstage once again and into Stacy Mcmahons locker room. Stacy Mcmahon is in the bathroom changing still " Stacy will ya hurry up allready" Randy says. " Allright allright im coming riiiiight now" Stacy Mcmahon says as she walks out wearing This....Click Here" Uhhhh Its nice but like the other 1 it isint that great...Ive seen alot better and im sure the other divas will beat that with no problem" Randy says. Stacy rolls her eyes " Allright well i guess ill change into the last and final 1" Stacy turns around and walks into the bathroom and closes the door after herself.

         " Knock Knock *Ciara opens the door and dolphynn walks into stephanie mcmahons office* " Hey Dolphynn Stephanie Mcmahon is kinda busy right now so im gonna take charge for her. We allready know that you are facing Chris masters here tonight for the Ic title but we dont know what kinda match its going to be....Soooo the dart will decide. *Ciara picks up a dart and tosses it at the Dart board. The Dart lands right on hardcore!....Well get ready to get all bloody cause its a hardcore match! Dolphynn smiles and heads out of the office. Dolphynn begins running to the ring when chris masters comes from behind and hits Dolphynn in the back of the head with the title. Chris masters smiles and heads to the ring.

    Chris Masters Vs Dolphynn - IC Title

Chris masters theme music goes off and Chris masters comes out and poses as his pyros go off. The fans begin to boo Chris masters as he makes his way down the ramp. Chris masters gets into the ring and raises the Ic title into the air and then hands it to thr ref. Dolphynn's theme music goes off and Dolphynn does not come out, Dolphynns theme music begins to play once again and as it comes to an end Dolphynn begins to walk down slowly...Dolphynn is bleeding from the head as he begins to make his way down the ramp.
The bell sounds off as Dolphynn slides into the ring. Dolphynn and masters begin to go blow for blow until dolphynn gets the advantage and begind to deliver some hard right hands to dolphynn. Chris masters counters by do a eye rake to dolphynn. Chris masters takes his hand and slaps Dolphynn across the chest sending dolphynn down to hit the floor. Dolphynn gets back to his feet and charges at masters and spears him through the ropes. Dolphynn begins to punch masters in the head over and over. Dolphynn gets off of masters and goes to get a weapon from under the ring. Dolphynn comes back from the ring and returns with a a kendo stick. Dolpynn raises it into the air and the fans begin to cheer dolphynn on. Chris masters gets to his feet and dolphynn hides the kendo stick behind his back. Chris masters runs at dolphynn and dolphynn strikes masters with a shot to the head and then one to the side and then one to the back and chris masters falls to his feet. Dolphynn goes under the ring once again and grabs a steel chair from under the ring. Dolphynn bangs the chair aganist the ring and gets into a batters postion ready to knock masters out. Chris masters gets to his feet and dolphynn goes to swing when Melina grabs the chair from dolphynn. Dolphynn turns around and looks at melina and melina runs. Dolphynn chases melina around the ring and when he makes it to the front of the ring Chris masters knocks him down with a clothesline down to the floor. Chris masters throws dolphynn into the ring and holds dolphynn and melina gets into the ring. Melina looks at Dolphynn smirks and then kicks dolphynn right in the groain. Chris masters picks Dolphynn up and locks the masterlock on him. Dolphynn begins to stand strong but then falls to one knee. Chun li comes running down the ramp. Chun li runs inside of the ring and spears Melina down to the floor and then slaps chris masters. masters throws dolphynn and looks at Chun Li and grabs her Chris Masers puts Chun li in the postion for the masterlock and locks it onto her.
Michael Cole: Oh no this cannot be a good halloween for Her. Chun Li begins to scream as masters locks the lock on her

*WHAM!* Dolphynn knocks masters in the back with a chair! Chris masters falls straight out and onto the ring. Dolphynn runs and checks on Chun li and she says shes ok. Dolphynn taunts and waits for chris masters to get up, Chris Masters gets up and Dolphynn grabs him and hits the SharKrush Ddt!!! Dolphynn hooks chris masters leg up and pins 1...2...3!
Here is your Winner annnnd the new Intercontinental Champion...Dolphynn! Chun li gets to her feet and her and dolphynn begin to celeberate the victory. Dolphynn raises his title as chris masters and melina begin to leave. Chun li grabs a microphone " Oh melina...What you did to victoria..That was not cool at all and trust me its coming back to you...So watch out....Oh and masters....Tough Luck!" Chun li points to Dolphynn and he raises the title in the air once again.

Xwe cameras head into stephanie mcmahons office and the general manager is in her office with Brimstone. Stephanie Mcmahon stands up and walks over to the Bin and brimstone follows her. " Well brimstone i didnt call you for no reason soooo pick up a paper so we can see who you will be facing tonight". Brimstone reaches in and grabs the first paper..." And you will be facing...Neeeellly!" Brimstone begins to walk out of the office..." Hold On brimmy" Stephanie Mcmahon throws a dart annnnnnnnnd it will be a The dart lands on ladder match " A Ladder match...And its for the Tv title!" Brimstone shurgs his shoulders and leaves the office. " Well he seems preety confident"

   Brimstone Vs Nelly- Tv Title- Ladder Match

" Fozzys Daze of the week" begins to play into the speakers as Brimstone begins making his way down the ramp. Brimstone dosent smile or frown he just walks straight into the ring and waits. Nelly's theme music " Numba 1 " Begins to play through the Xwe aggresion speakers as nelly comes out. nelly has a patch over his eye and a bandaid under his eye for his halloween costume here tonight. The ladys cheer nelly on as he slides into the ring.
Brimstone looks at nelly and grabs a microphone " Hey listen me and the undertaker allready told you last week we were supposed to take you out...This week we dont have to but im still going to take you out to get that title" Nelly looks at the fans and then at brimstone and slaps brimstone. Brimstone touches his mouth and whips the blood from his mouth and punches nelly and the bell rings. The men go all around the ring exchanging right hands over and over until brimstone takes his knee and knees nelly in the stomach. Brimstone grabs nelly and tosses him outside of the ring and then goes under the ropes. Brimstone grabs a ladder and throws it into the ring and sets it up. Brimstone looks at nelly who is out on the floor and begins to climb the ladder to get the title that hangs above the ring. Brimstone gets to the top and begins to reach when nelly jumps onto the ropes and flys across the ring and kicks the ladder down. Brimstone falls off of the ladder and lands in the middle of the ring. Nelly grabs the ladder and sets it up on the turnbuckle and picks brimstone up and tosses him onto the ladder and then does a running splash pressing brimstones back onto the ladder. Brimstone falls to the floor and nelly grabs the ladder and holds it up. brimstone gets to his feet and nelly runs and knocks brimstone head first with the ladder!!! Brimstone flips over and is busted open. Nelly sets the ladder up and begins to climb it as brimstone is laid out on the floor.
* The Lights go off *

Michael Cole: Oh no we know what happend when the lights went off last week!

The lights come back on and the Nelly is laid out on the floor in the ring. Brimstone begins to get up to up. Brimstone begins to climb the ladder when John Cenas theme music goes off! John Cena comes running down the ramp and gets into the ring and grabs Brimstone and hits the F-U!

Michael Cole: The Undisputed Champion just saved nelly!

John Cena helps nelly to his feet and nelly climbs the ladder and reaches and grabs the Tv title! John cena raises nellys hand and both of the men leave the ring. Brimstone gets a angry look on hi face as Xwe goes to commercial.

As Xwe aggresion returns from Commercial Stacy Mcmahon and Randy Orton are in the locker room once again. " Allright randy are you ready for the Final outfit?" Stacy Mcmahon says as she pokes her head out of the bathroom. " Lets see it" Randy orton says as his cell phone rings. " Hello hey mo...Yeah im here"....Randy ortons begins talking to his Wife Monique Orton on his cell phone...Stacy Mcmahon walks out in her robe.." How About this One Stacy says as she opens her robe halfway revealing her costume to Randy Orton. Randy Orton jumps up and drops his cell phone on the floor "Wow Stace...Thats it! Its Perfect!...I'll walk you down to the ring In case jindrak trys to do something" Randy says. Stacy Mcmahon looks at randy and smiles and then gives randy a hug " I'd Love for you to escore me to the ring also!. Stacy Mcmahon ties her robe back up and then Stacy & Randy Orton leave the room heading to the ring for the Xwe halloween divas contest. Xwe cameras zoom into randy ortons cell phone as monique is yelling " Hello...Randy..HELLO!...OH HELL NOOOO! Monique says as the phone goes off.

Xwe Divas Halloween Costume Contest!

" My Goodies My Goodies My Goodies not your goodies" Ciaras theme music begins to play as the walks out. The fans cheer Ciara on as she begin to walk down the ramp. Ciara smiles at the fans as they chant her name on " Go CiCi Go CiCi Go" Ciara gives a little giggle and gets into the ring and grabs a microphone from the side of the ring.
Ciara: Allright ladies and of course the guys...This is what you have been waiting for the divas halloween costume Contest. Allright this is how its going to work. All the Xwe divas had 1 week to pick out any costume that they wanted to and tonight they have the chance to model it. They are going to walk out with a robe on and then take the robe off and walk the ramp. You..The fans will decide on 2 Divas who win the contest based on the costumes...So divas lets GET GET GET IT POPPIN!

" Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, Dont you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, Don't Cha!" Claire Hughes theme music bursts through the speakers and Claire Hughes and Trisha come walking out in there robes!, The crowd begins to cheer for the 2 Divas and Some Boo. Claire Hughes unlooses 1 side and then the other and throws the robe off and claire and throws her hands into the air and shows her outfit Click Here . Claire Looks at Trisha and trisha takes off her robe after teasing the fans a little. Click Here

Michael Cole: Wooo 2 hot nurses!!

Trisha & Claire smile as they walk down the ramp and get into the ring.

" Twist it shake it bend but don't break it" Alyssa's Theme music hits and Alyssa Mari comes walking out in her robe. Alyssa stops and grins Alyssas begins to Twist and shake to her music and goes down low and removes her robe exposing her costume Click here Alyssa mari walks down the ramp and gets into the ring and the fans begin to boo her.

Ashleys theme music goes off and Ashley comes walking out, Ashley unloosens her robe quickly, Throws her hands on her hips and opens her mouth exposing her whole outfit Click Here Ashley smiles and walks down the ramp pretending to bite some of the fans and they cheer her on.

"Can You Keep up baby boy make me lose my breath " Tynesha theme music kicks as tynesha comes out without a robe on dressed as a genie Click Here, Tynesha bounces and sings to her music as she walks down the ramp. The Fans cheer Tynesha and chant her name.

Chun Li's Song " Inserection" begins to play and Chun li walks out smiling, Chun Li looks to the left and then the right and removes her robe Click Here Chun Li digs in her boot and takes out her fan and begins to fan herself as she walks down the ramp. The fans whistle and cheer Chun li on as she makes her way to the ring.

Alexis Valentines theme music "Vermillion" is heard through the speakers. Alexis has a Hood over her head and she takes the robe off fast Click Here. Alexis is all covered up in her Gothic dress. The fans boo alexis for not showing any skin. Alexis true fans still cheer her on. Alexis gets into the ring and stands next to the rest of the other xwe divas.

Melinas theme music goes off and Melina comes right out with no robe or anything on but her Junglish girl costume Click Here ) Melina strikes a pose and then heads straight into the ring. Melina gives a ugly look at Chun li and then stands next to the other divas.

" So fluck The rules Man! So Fluck The rules man! " Litas theme music begins to blast as Lita runs out in her outfit Click here. Lita begins to get the crowd pumped up as they scream and chant her name. Lita lita lita! Lita smiles and runs and slides into the ring and gets on the turnbuckle and then jumps down and stands next to the other Xwe divas.

" Ehehehehehehehe...O" Trish Straus theme music goes off and devlish diva comes out dressed as the little witch she is click Here Trish stratus grabs her broom and strikes a pose and throws her hands into the air. Trish walks down to the ring getting boo'd for her actions earlier tonight.

" Pour some sugar on me, Oh in the name of love, pour some sugar on me, c'mon fire me up, pour your sugar on me, Oh I can't get enough" Stacys Mcmahons theme music plays As Stacy Mcmahon walks out with Randy Orton. Randy Orton walks ahead of Stacy and keeps walking to the ring. Stacy Mcmahon plays with her robe a little and then rips it off. Stacy Mcmahon puts her hands behind her and raises the hood up, grabs her fork and poses showing her full outfit Click Here Stacy Mcmahon gets cheered by Many of the men in the crowd as she walks down and smiles.

Ciara: Allright i believe thats all of... * The Cameras heads backstage and the voice of stephanie Mcmahon is heard talking to someone " Hey...Its good to have you here tonight and i really enjoyed you as Company. Its really great to see your getting involved here on aggresion...Well i suggest you got out there and do your thang. The diva turns around and walks to the stage area.

     " Dip it Low Pick it up slow" Monique Orton walks out!!. Stacy Mcmahon & Randy Ortons face drop as they see Monique Orton. Monique's hair is blonde and she is wearing a robe as she walks down the ramp. Monique gets into the ring and Ciara helps her in. Monique whispers something into Ciaras ear and Ciara puts the mic on the floor and unloosens one side of Monique robe because of mo's cast. Monique smiles and takes the robe off and tosses it into the air and poses Click Here

Ciara: Wow...what a Angel *Ciara laughs Allright well ladies and Gentelmen....Based on Cheers 1st Place goes to The angel costume of...Monique Orton!!!!!. The fans cheer and Monique is handed a 1st Place award'. " Those were made by me" Ciara says. Allright and 2nd Place goes to...Stacccc

" Is There any boys around that know how to make a girl feel. That wanna make a girl feel. Jessica Hardys theme music kicks off. 2 Guys Walk out carrying something and then 2 more...Its jessica Hardy they are carrying! The Guys put jessica hardy down and Unrobe her Click Here Jessica Hardy takes the Arm of one of the guys and gets into the ring.

Ciara: Well i wasent expecting this...2nd Place Goes to...Jesssica Harrrrdy! Jessica Hardy is handed the award and the fans begin to cheer. Jessica gives Monique Orton a hug. Jessica Hardy & Monique Orton raise there awards in the air and Xwe's theme music begins to play as The Xwe divas dance in there halloween costume's inside of the ring.

Michael Cole: Well ladies and Gentelmen thats the end of the show for you guys!

Tazz: GoodNight ladies and gentelmen!

*The Xwe camera begins to fade away as the Divas clear the ring heading to the Xwe Aggresion Halloween after party*