"Its 2 up in the mornin girl and the dj playin that song Now watchu gon do im gon get get get it poppin" Xwe Aggression X-Divas Are dancing to the aggression theme song get it poppin by nelly & Fat Joe. The X-Divas dance comes to an end and Aggression pyroes go off. Fireworks begin to go off in the sky and Xwe aggression has begun!.
Ciara: Welcome to the 1 the only Xwe aggression! Joey: Tonight....Well i'm not sure about tonight because we never know what will happen with Triple H as the general manager. Ciara: I have to agree on that 1...Triple H as Gm....Well may sound scary but im sure Triple h is a Wise man and will make this one show that we will never forget " Time to Play The Game..TIME TO PLAY THE GAME...MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Triple H's theme music bursts through the speakers in the arena. The fans begin to get on there feet and scream as Triple h's theme muisc begins to play and the thought of Triple h being out of action for a while. Triple h walks from behind back wearing a grey suit with a black collared shirt as he begins to walk down the ramp. Triple H smiles and looks to both sides of the crowd and fix's his collar showing off his Gm postion for the night. Triple h gets into the ring and a microphone is handed to Triple H. " Well well Well...The Game Triple H...General Manager for the Night....Sounds preety damn good if ya ask me" Triple h laughs. " Allright allright lets get down to business now. First as Gm i would like to announce something that has to do with titles....I mean i did see Xwe Unleashed and how they have these "New" Womens tag team titles and all...Kinda copied off Xwe aggression soo with that said As Gm i am going to Strip Xwe Aggressions womens tag team champions of there titles and just toss that title in the garbage! Ciara: Wow...1 Less title for the women here on Xwe Aggression Joey: The title wasent doing so bad either...I hope he knows what he is doing. *The Xwe fans begin to Boo triple h after announcing that the womens tag team titles are no longer on Xwe Aggression* " Calm down calm down everybody i have this under control...Now we lost 1 title and when we do that we get a new 1....So i would like to present the new added title to Xwe Aggression! * A man comes walking down holding something that is covered by a black paper. The man gets into the ring and begins walking towards Triple H when he trips. Triple H catches the " New title" which is covered and helps the man up* Hey...You almost ruined my new suit man...Your sorry? Yeah you sure are...Yourrr fiiiiired! Get the hell out of the ring!....Now Back to what i was saying we lost a title but now that i am Gm we gain a new 1...Ladies and Gentelmen i would like to present the first ever....InterGender titles!!! *Triple h snatches the cover off and takes the 2 titles out of the glass* " Now incase you all don't get what the Intergender title is I'm gonna explain it because i'm such a good man...That is why i was picked as the first gm. InterGender titles...One Male and One Female...This meaning that its a tag title But a title that a male and female must hold together. In the matches for these titles the Men on the opposite side may hit the female on the opposite team of them. *The Fans begin to cheer about the new titles added to Xwe Aggression as Xwe Aggression heads to commercial* Joey: Welcome back ladies and gentelmen a few moments ago General Manager Triple H just announced the newest titles to hit Xwe Aggression. Ciara: Yes yes yes The first ever intergender tag team titles, Which i have to say is BRILLANT! I mean Triple H just made history and the show has not even began yet. Tyrell vs Nelly " Is Your Man On the floor, If he aint lemmy know, Lemmy See if you can Run it Run it girl indeed i can run it run it" Tyrell's theme music goes off and Tyrell begins to make his way out to the ring for his first match ever on Xwe Aggression. " The Following Match is schelduled for one fall and is for the Xwe T.V Title. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 180 Pounds from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.....Tyrell! Tyrell sldies into the ring and begins to stretch his arms getting ready for the match. " I Am number One" Nelly's theme song begins to play and The T.v Champion walks out with his son Rickie. " And His Oppeonent, Weighing in at "190" pounds from Boston, Massacusettes He is the TV Champion...Neeellly! Nelly slides into the ring and leaves his Son Rickie at ringside. The Ref raises the Tv title into the air and the bell sounds off. Nelly and Tyrell lock up and nelly gets the edge and tosses Tyrell into the turnbuckle. Nelly begins to hit Tyrell with left and right hands to tyrells face and then he gets onto Tyrell and begins to hit him in the head for the 10 count. the crowd begins to count and so does Nelly's son Rickie 1....2.....3....4.....5.....6 Tyrell takes his hand and gives Nelly a low blow and then counters the move with a powerbomb from the top ropes!. Tyrell hooks nellys leg and pins 1....2 Nelly kicks up at the last Second. Tyrell bangs his hands on the mat in anger. Tyrell picks nelly up and tosses him over the ropes. Tyrell begins to bang nellys head on the announce table. Tyrell looks at Nellys son and says " Look at daddy now" as he bangs nellys head on the steel steps and throws Nelly into the ring and blood begins to drip from Nellys head. Tyrell slides into the ring and begins to pound on nellys head making more and more blood pour from nellys head. Tyrell picks nelly up and tosses him stomach first into the turnbuckle and then runs up behind nelly and nelly gives tyrell an elbow to the face and then a clothesline. Nelly picks tyrell up and scoop slams him to the ring mat and then slides out of the ring and begins to talk to his son rickie. tyrell gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes and does a baseballslide while nelly is talking to his son and kicks nelly right in the face. Ciara: Wow Tyrell is kinda harsh and rude he needs to take it easy Joey: I Agree, This man isint going to earn any respect fighting like that on his first match in Xwe Aggression. Tyrell slides outside of the ring and grabs nelly and throws him back into the ring. Rickie runs up to tyrell as he is getting in the ring and begins to punch Tyrell. Tyrell looks at rickie and then pushes the little kid and he falls to the floor. Tyrell gets into the ring and nelly comes running at Tyrell and tyrell moves and nelly goes head first into the turnbuckle! Tyrell hits the T-Dawg and then pins 1.....2.....3! Here is your winner annnnnnnd the new T.V Champion...Tyrell!!. Tyrell's hand is raised for his victory and then he is handed his title. Tyrell helps nelly to his feet and then nails him with the title and nelly falls outside of the ring and lands next to his son Rickie Xwe aggression cameras head into the general manager office. The general manager is on a cell phone talking when there is a knock on the door. The door knob turns and in walks Stacy Mcmahon. Stacy walks up to Triple h's desk and slams her hand down hard. " I think Im gonna have to call you back" Triple H says as he hangs up the cell phone. Triple H: What can i do for you...Ms Mcmahon? Stacy: Well it just so happens that im a special guest refree for the match between mark jindrak and Randy orton which happens to be up next....I really don't want to do it so im here to let you know that i'm not going to do it so you can have someone else ref the match. *Stacy Mcmahon begins walking towards the door* Triple H: Stacy if you havent noticed i run things here tonight and i plan on having a night no one will ever forget so lets see how does this sound...Stacy Mcmahon fired on Xwe Aggression for not being the special guest refree....Sounds good dosent it? Stacy: Ugggh! Fired? Are you Serious? Triple H: Does it look like i'm joking? Oh Stacy go get changed up the match is riiight up neeext!! Mark Jindrak Vs Randy Orton ( Special Guest Refree Stacy Mcmahon ) " Hey! Hey! Hey! Nothing you can say. Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me" Randy Ortons theme music goes erupts from the speakers and Randy orton begins making his way out to the ring. " The Following Match is schelduled for one fall and is for the Xtreme title Making his way to the ring weighing in at 265 Pounds from St Louis, Mo Raaaaaaaadndy Oooorton! Randy Orton walks down the ramp and spins around and the fans begin to cheer. Randy Orton slides into the ring and runs up on the top rope and then throws his hands in the air. Mark Jindraks theme music goes off and Mark jindark begins walking down the ramp. " And His Opponent from Auburn, Ny weighing in at 271 Pounds...He is The Xtreme Champion...Maaark Jindrak!. Mark jindrak slides into the ring and gets in randys face. Stacy Mcmahons theme song " Pour some sugar on me" begins to play and Stacy Mcmahon comes walking down the ramp dressed in a Ref's shirt. Stacy Mcmahon gets into the ring and steps between the 2 men and then signals for the bell and the match begins. Mark Jindrak and Randy orton step into each other face and begin to trash talk each other. Mark Jindrak pushes randy Orton and Randy Orton pushes mark jindrak. mark responds with a Smack to randy face. Randy smiles after mark slaps him and then slaps mark jindrak back and then irish whips him into the ropes. Mark Jindrak bounces off the ropes and comes back and hits randy with a shoulder block and knocks randy orton down to the floor. Randy rushes and gets back to his feet and then catches mark jindrak with a monkey toss as mark jindrak bounces off the ropes. Randy Orton picks mark jindrak up and tosses him to the turnbuckle and then runs and hits a jumping splash on mark. Mark jindrak falls to the ground from the turnbuckle. Randy Orton begins stalking mark jindrak for the Rko as mark jindrak slowly gets up to his feet. Mark jindrak gets up and Randy jumps in front of mark jindrak for the rko but Mark jindrak pushes randy off and Randys back hits the canvas hard. Mark jindrak slides outside of the ring and grabs a chair and then throws it into the ring. Mark Jindrak waits for Randy Orton to get to his feet and when randy does mark trys to swing the chair but Stacy Mcmahon grabs the chair from mark jindrak and tosses it outside of the ring. Mark jindrak walks up to stacy mcmahon and begins getting in her face until she gets into the corner but randy orton comes from behind and hits mark in the back of the head and then does a neckbreaker to mark jindrak. Randy picks Mark jindrak up and irish whips him but mark jindrak reverses and irish whips randy orton and Stacy Mcmahon is almost knocked down but Randy orton manages to save himself. Randy Orton turns around and mark jindrak kicks him in the stomach and Jindrak bomns him!!!! Ciara: Omg...If Mark wins this way it will be all stacys fault for getting in Randys way! Joey: Yeah...Im sure of it... Mark jindrak goes for the pin 1......2....Randy Orton manages to Get his foot onto the ropes.....3! Here is your winner and Still the Xtreme Champion...Marrk Jindrak" Mark Jindrak grabs his title and slides outside of the ring. Stacy Mcmahon goes over to Randy Orton and begins to help him up. Randy gets to his feet and grabs a microphone Randy: What in the hell was that? Stacy: Well....He got the 3 Count and i was the ref so i had to pin randy...im sorry.... Randy: Did you not see my foot on the ropes? Stacy: Um sorry but i didnt see anything like that Randy: I should have listended when they told me not to get involved with a slut like you! *Stacy Mcmahons face looks shocked as Randy says that. Stacy takes her hand and swings it at Randy Orton and Randy grabs stacys arm and then lets it go and shakes his head and then rko's Stacy Mcmahon!!!* The fans begin to cheer as Randy Ortons theme song plays and Stacy mcmahon lays in the ring after a Rko by Randy Orton. Xwe aggession cameras head backstage and Kano makato and Alexis Valentine are backstage. Alexis and Kano makato are talking when Melina and Chris masters walk by them. Melina: Well if it isint Crazy and Crazier....I know you heard about the new titles and i hope you 2 dont plan on entering together because with your skills put together i doubt it even compares to mines and Chris's . Alexis: Well we werent thinking about it but it seems you had to come and run your mouth so.... Chris Masters: So your gonna enter? Good Because that would leave us to face you which might be an easy elimiantion for us. Kano:.... Melina: Yeah like i thought nothing to Say. We will see you around weirdos! Jessica Hardy & Monique Orton & Claire Vs Lita Chun Li & Tynesha "Ooh La la la la My Skin is getting wet my clothes are coming off" Jessica hardys theme music begins to blast through the speakers and jessica hardy begins walking out. Jessica Hardy walks halfway down the ramp and the fans cheer and boo her. " If its lovin that you want you should make me your girl" Monique orton begins walking out. Monique gets a few cheers from the crowd and she walks down and joins jessica hardy in the ring. " Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me" Claires theme song begins and claire comes out to an arena full of boo's and she gets into the ring. " Can you keep up baby girl make me lose my breath" Tyneshas theme song begins and Tynesha comes out with Lita and Chun Li. The fans go wild cheering the Womens champion on and the 2 #1 Contenders. The 3 Women slide into the ring and begin to stare each other down. The 6 Women look around the ring and notice that there isint a ref inside of the ring yet. " Ehehehehehehehe O its time to rock and roll" Trish straus theme music hits and the fans begin to boo trish. Trish stratus walks down the ramp wearing a refs shirt and she slides into the ring and grins at all the females. Jessica Hardy and Monique Orton take the corner and clare is starting off. Chun Li and Tynesha take the side and Lita and claire and starting the match off. The bell sounds off and Claire and Lita lock up. Lita struggles pushing claire into the turnbuckle but makes it. the laides still have the lock in and Trish tells the ladies to break it up. Claire and Lita let go and claire gives a slap across the chest of lita. Claire chops lita againa and then knocks lita down with a clothesline. Claire get onto the top ropes and awaits lita to get up and when lita does she rushes and kicks the top ropes and sends claire falling down off the top ropes to the mat. Lita picks claire up and tosses her across the ring into the turnbuckle and then tags in Chun Li. Chun Li gets into the ring and kicks claire in the side and then does an arm breaker and claire hits the floor. Chun li then puts Claire in a submission and claire struggles to get to the ropes and Jessica Hardy runs into the ring and breaks the hold. Chun li and Jessica hardy begin to argue when claire comes from behind Chun li and rolls her up...1.....2...Chun Li kicks up at the last second and then claire runs and tags monique orton into the ring. Monique Orton smirks and gets into the ring and her and chun li begin to circle the ring staring each other down. The 2 Women lock up and Chun irish whips monique into the ropes. Monique bounces off of the ropes and chun li bends down to flip Monique over and monique takes chun li's head and slams it backwards hard. Monique Orton begins to dust off her hands and then gets to the top ropes and Jumps and Hits a Leg drop on Chun li and pins 1....2..Chun Li kicks up. Monique drags chun li and tags claire back into the ring. Claire runs from the ring to the other side bouncing off the ropes and then does a front kick to the face of Chun li's. Claire picks Chun li up and tosses her to the turnbuckle and turns around and Tynesha tags herself in but Claire dosent notice. Claire runs for a clothesline and Tynesha jumps off the ropes and hits a Huracanna on Claire. Claire rushes to her feet and Tynesha does an arm drag and then gets back to her feet quickly. The fans begin to cheer tynesha on. Claire gets to her feet and kicks Tynesha in the stomach and tosses her into the ropes and Begins to choke her with her foot. Trish counts 1.....2.....3......................................." Oh somethings in my eye" Tynesha begins to gasp for air. Lita and Chun li walk over to trish and begin to complain shes cheating when Monique and claire knock her outside of the ring. Claire tags in Jessica and Jessica gets into the ring and waits for Tynesha to get to her feet so she can hit the Bitch kick. Ciara: Wow i cannot believe the way things are turning out here. Tynesha begins getting to her feet and Jessica Hardy goes for the bitch kick and misses! Tynesha ducks and grabs Jessica and sets her up for the TynTyn peak. Tynesha has the move locked in on Jessica and Trish runs and chick kicks Tynesha!!. Jessica Hardy falls to her feet and covers 1....2...Lita trys to break it up but monique and claire hold her feet 3! " Here are your winners...Jessica Hardy, Monique Orton annnnnd Claire Hughes" *Trish Stratus raises the 3 womens hands after cheating for the women to win. Claire hughes leaves the ring and Jessica, Monique and Trish stay in the ring and Jessica grabs a microphone. " Awww we are so sorry you 3 ladies couldnt win...Isint it such a sad thing?.....Oh you don't like how trish cheated? Well guess what thats Just to bad!" Monique Orton is handed the mic " Ladies and Gentelmen...Boys and girls children of all ages!...I would like to introduce you to the newest Xwe womens faction! " Bad Ass Bitches" Trish, Monique & Jessica Hardy all pose and the fans begin to boo them as Xwe aggression heads to a commercial. Joey: Ladies and Gentelment a few moments ago you just witnessed the formation of a new faction known as " Bad ass bitches"...Excuse me lanuage...The faction was formed by Monique Orton, Jessica Hardy and Trish stratus. 3 Of the best women in Xwe. Ciara: If some other ladies don't come together and work out there diffrences then this faction is going to take over the whole womens division! " Time to Play the Game...Time to play the Game...Muhahahahaha!" Triple H's theme music begins to play as Triple h begins making his way down the ramp drssed in trunks.... Ciara: I wonder why the General manager is dressed in trunks like he has a match. Triple H slides into the ring and grabs a microphone from the side. " Well Well Well last match... I Wonder what it could be i mean we had nothing but title matches today besides the match that Just occured but i think the formation of the faction covers for a non title match. BUT i mean i think i should keep the title thing going so the next title that will be defended tonight is....THE UNDISPUTED TITLE!...SO UNDERTAKR GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE....NOOOOOOOOOOW! *Gong......GONG.......GONG. Smoke begins to fill the arena as the Undertakers theme song begins to play. The creepy voices begin and soon the deadman steps from behind the curtain Joey: I Hope the game Triple H knows what he is doing. The Undertaker takes off his hat and goes through the middle rope. The undertaker walks straight over to where triple h is standing and steps into the games face. Triple H: Wo wo wo champ i think you better back up a little..Remember i am General manager and i will strip you from the title if you so happen to lay one hand on me....Now lets get to this match...Undertaker your opponent is...... *Truck sounds are heard and Kevin nash's theme music begins to play* Kevin Nash begins to make his way down the ramp and the Undertaker begins removing his jacket. Kevin nash arrives at the ring and reaches and grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. Kevin Nash gets into the ring and gets into the Undertakers face. Triple H: Undertaker your Opponent...Is ME! *Triple H Nails The Undertaker in the back of the head with a sledge hammer he snuck while kevin nash made his way down the ramp. Triple H vs The Undertaker A Ref comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Triple H picks the Undertaker up and Pedigree's him to the floor and covers. 1.....2....3! Here is your Winner and the New Undisputed Champion....TRIPLEEEE H!" Triple H grabs the title and Kevin nash raises triple H into the air. Triple H and Kevin nash begin celebrating over the victoryn of Triple h over the undertaker for the undisputed title. Ciara: Wow...Like i said a night we will never forget! Joey Styles: Wow...Triple H...Wow...Ladies And Genelmen thanks for watching Xwe aggression...Tune in next Week when a NEW general manager of the week is announced. *The Camera fades away as Triple H is on the top ropes showing off his title* |