Agg-Sept-23-06

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Cracking explosive sounds are heard throughout the arena as purple and silver pyros go off signaling the start of Aggression. The crowd goes extremely wild as the titantron flashes: “Welcome back, XWE!” The new XWE Aggression theme song by Jim Jones plays.

We fly high, No Lie, You know this (BALLIN!) Foreign rides, Outside, It’s like showbiz (We in the building) (Girl) We stay fly, No Lie, You know this (BALLIN!) Hips and Thighs, Oh my, Stay focused.

The theme music stops for a while and Stephanie McMahon’s music starts.

“I’m all grown up, Now and I’ve listened and learned, A true star and I’m finally gettin’ my turn”

Stephanie McMahon elegantly walks down the ramp with her hand on her hip. She’s wearing a fitted black dress and she has a microphone in her hand. She climbs up the steps and enters the ring putting the microphone to her mouth.

Stephanie McMahon: “Whoa! Ha ha. This is one LIVE crowd!”

She gives the audience some time to settle down.

Stephanie McMahon: “I know you all are anxious to see your Aggression stars, so I wont take up too much of your time. But, welcome back!!! Now I know you’ve seen the rumors on websites, but all that is crap. Aggression has some fresh meat on the roster. We also lost some superstars so Unleashed could look good. Anyway, moving on. I would like to get a few things out in the open. Firstly, the Xtreme Cruiserweight Title is now called the Xtreme Title. I’ve decided to drop the Cruiser on it. Secondly, in addition to new roster members, I would like to introduce a few people. As you can see there are no Commentators right now. Ciara will not be joining us any longer. Without further ado let me introduce your new Ring Announcer. This is her first time in a wrestling job and she‘s all fired up. . .LAYLA EL!”

The crowd goes wild for Layla El as she prances down the ramp blowing kisses. Layla enters the ring and stands across from Stephanie.

Stephanie McMahon: “Now, returning with us is your Head Commentator. . .JOEY STYLES!!!”

Joey Styles makes his way down the ramp wearing a black suit with a white shirt inside. He enters the ring and stands next to Layla El.

Stephanie McMahon: “And Joey Styles’ partner. . .Yours truly, MARIA!!!

Maria skips down the ramp and enters the ring. She gives a hug to Joey and stands next to him and Layla.

Stephanie McMahon: “Now, now. . .I‘m not done yet, you all know him from TV and wherever else. He is your backstage Interviewer. . .Mike “The Miz” Mizanin!!!”

Mike Mizanin jumps up and down the ramp and enters the ring. Screaming: HOO-RAH! He takes his place next to Layla, Maria, and Joey.

Stephanie McMahon: In addition to your new Ring Announcer, Backstage Interviewer and Commentator, there is someone else I would like to call out. You all know her, and she’s here to stay. Please welcome your XWE Aggression General Manager . . . MADEA!!!

The crowd gets off their seats and start to cheer for Madea. Madea hikes her hand bag up on her shoulder and walks down the ramp slowly. She waves her hand with a decent smile. She walks up to the steps, lifts up her dress so she wont trip and then enters the ring and takes her place next to Mike, Joey, Maria and Layla.

Stephanie McMahon: “Thank you for your time! Now enjoy your show!”

The Aggression Owner exit’s the ring along with Madea and Mike following behind her. Layla stands in the ring with a microphone and the team of Joey and Maria walk over to their new commentators table.

The camera zooms backstage. . .

Amy is in the divas lockeroom by herself when all of a sudden she hears a loud “knock” on the door. “THUD THUD THUD.” Amy opens the door and see’s Cadence Marie. Amy let Cadence Marie in. . .

Cadence Marie: “Holy, took you long enough.”

Cadence plops herself on the reclining chair and Amy takes a seat on the sofa. The two sit blankly in silence when . . .

Cadence Marie: “So Amy, you’re a new diva huh?”

Amy: “Uh huh.”

Cadence Marie: “How would you like some tips? You know, show you around the ropes and stuff?”

Amy: “You would do that for me!?”

Cadence Marie: “Why not? I mean come on, a Veteran diva like me should be sharing all their great wrestling knowledge with the young and knowledge-less.”

Amy: “Uhmm, Okay.”

Cadence Marie: “Come on follow me.”

Cadence walks out of the lockeroom with Amy following her. The two start to walk down the main hallway.

Cadence Marie: “So basically I will start off by introducing you to your co-workers.”

Amy: “Alright who first?”

Cadence spots Jade walking the opposite direction.

Cadence Marie: “Hmmm I think Ill start off with that chick over there.”

Cadence and Amy meet up with Jade in the middle of the hallway.

Jade: “So Cadence, who’s the rookie?”

Cadence Marie: Well sh. . .

Amy interrupts.

Amy: “HEY! I’m Amy! What’s your name?”

Jade: My na. . .

Amy interrupts Jade as well.

Amy: “Oooh I like your hair.”

Jade glances at Cadence and tries really hard not to laugh about Amy.

Jade: “Well I’m Ja. . .

Amy once again interrupts Jade.

Amy: “OHHH! I know you! Your Jewel’s sister! Uhmm let me remember. OH YEAH! The slut!!!”

Jade struggles to fight back her anger and frustration.

Jade: “Yeah that’s right. Anyway I have to go, my Pimp is calling.”

Jade pushes her sunglasses on and briskly walks away. . .

Cadence Marie: “Hey Amy, you have a match soon right?”

Amy: “Yeah I do, against Lita.”

Cadence Marie: “How about I walk down with you on your first day?”

Amy: “Sure! My match starts now!”

Cadence and Amy begin walking to the arena.

Joey Styles: “Okay, I wouldn’t wanna be Amy if Jade had released her anger.”

Maria: “Do you think Jade has any Pimp’s for me Joey?”

Joey Styles: “I don’t know Maria, maybe you should ask her after the show.”

Maria: “Okay I will!”

Amy VS. Lita

“Ay ay ay ay ay ay. . .Step out the Caddy Deville it's on a base of steel. Them boys checkin us out know when we dress to kill”

The Music blasts through the arena as the new diva, Amy, makes her way out.

Layla El: “The following match is scheduled for one fall. On the way to the ring, being accompanied by Cadence Marie, from Des Moine Iowa, AMY!”

The divas make their way out reaching mid way, stopping to show off and greet the fans.

Maria: “Joey, I’m confused. Who’s Amy?”

Joey Styles: “New talent, sweetheart.”

Maria: “Talent like. . .Juggling?”

Joey Styles: “I don’t know if she can juggle, but check out the jugs!”
Amy and Cadence step into the ring as the crowd gives mixed reactions. The lights dim as Amy waits for her opponent.

Lita comes stomping at the top of the ramp swaying her head wildly to her theme music. She stops and takes big steps down to the ring.

Layla El: “Making her way to the ring, from Sanford NC, LITA!”

Lita enters the ring under the top rope and awaits for the match to start.

Maria: “She’s scary.”

Joey Styles: “She’s hot!”

Maria: “Should I ask the people backstage to turn up the fans?”

Lita rushes in, getting right in Amy’s face as Layla and Cadence leave the ring. Lita starts talking trash to Amy. Amy goes to hit Lita, but Lita ducks as Amy spins around. Lita grabs Amy by the hair, sending her down. Lita quickly picks up Amy and suplexes her. Amy rolls out of the ring landing in front of Cadence.

Joey Styles: “Is she serious?! It was a simple suplex!”

Cadence and Amy exchange a few words as Amy makes her way back into the ring. Once again the quickness in Lita comes out as she runs to Amy and starts stomping her before Amy can fully get into the ring. Amy gets to her feet and runs at Lita. Lita dodges the attack and throws her over the top rope, once again landing in front of Cadence. She gets back into the ring and Lita irish whips her to the ropes. Lita charges at her but Amy counters with a elbow. Lita pokes Amy in the eyes, then sets up for a Twist Of Fate. Amy counters turning it into a head scissors takedown. Lita staggers to her feet as Amy grabs her hair and flips her down to the mat. The fans cheer as Amy begins to kick Lita in the mid-section. Lita squirms on the canvas as Amy goes over to her and drops her knee into her ribs. Amy gets down on the mat then turns Lita over for a pin.

Pin: One, two, kickup!

Amy starts to get a little cocky. She kicks Lita in the mid-section once more then turns around interacting with the fans. Lita begins to sit up but lays back down as Amy turns around toward her. Amy pulls on Lita’s hair getting her up. Lita catches Amy with a leg sweep followed by a quick pin.

Pin: One, two. . .Kickup!

Maria: “Golly, how can they put up with all that pain? I could never do that! I hurt easily. Like the time I tried to think of a color to wear to work.”

Amy slowly gets herself up and slaps Lita in the face. Lita swings her arm and punches Amy in the face. Amy stumbles back as Lita hits her with a dropkick, sending her down to the apron. Cadence, having seen enough, gets on the apron and begins to yell at the ref. Lita gets to her feet and heads toward Cadence. The two divas are yelling back and forth. The ref tries to break things up as Cadence goes to hit Lita. Lita ducks and Cadence hits the ref, knocking him down!

Joey Styles: “Uh oh, that’s not good.”

Amy begins to make her way to her feet but Lita grabs her and toss her out the ring as Cadence makes her way in.

Maria: “I didn’t know this was a triple treat!”
Joey Styles: “It isn’t. What the hell is Cadence doing in the ring?”

Lita turns around and heads right into Cadence’s Angel Wings!

Joey Styles: “Come on that’s not fair! Let these divas have a fair match.”

Lita crashes hard on the mat. Cadence rushes out the ring as the ref makes his way back up. Cadence then rolls Amy back in the ring. Amy’s finally to her feet as Lita slowly makes her way up. Amy irish whips Lita into the turn buckle setting her for a DDT.

Joey Styles: “Ladies and gentlemen, I believe she calls this move the Void.”

Amy connects with the DDT and quickly goes for the pin! Outside the ring, Cadence is holding onto Lita’s foot for extra support.

Pin: One, two, three!!!

Layla El: “Here’s your winner, AMY!”

Maria: “Oh my God! She’s weak! A DDT beat Lita!”
Joey Styles: “Aw, come on Maria. We all know it was Cadence’s Angel Wings!”

Maria: “Cadence has wings?”

Amy rushes out the ring and heads to Cadence to celebrate her first match as well as first victory.

Joey Styles: “This was defiantly not fair to Lita.”

Maria: “Don’t sound so mad, Joey.”

Joey Styles: “I’m not mad. I’m just confused at this point.”

The camera zooms backstage and it shows Zach Carter and Kashawn Chambers walking down the hallway.

Kashawn Chambers: “So Zach, what do you think about going after them tag titles?”

Zach Carter: “I think that’s a great idea. And come to think of it, I think were the only tag team that qualifies for the titles anyway.”

The two continue walking and they spot CM Punk at the water fountain.

Kashawn Chambers: “You thinkin what I’m thinkin?”

Zach Carter: “I think I am.”

Zach and Kashawn walk up to CM Punk. Zach puts his hand on CM’s shoulder.

Zach Carter: “Sooo, Punk. How’s it going?”

Within that second, Kashawn grabs CM Punk’s head and bashes it into the drinking fountain and then spears him into the wall. Zach starts to punch CM Punk on the floor while Kashawn stands laughing.

Kashawn Chambers: “Ha ha. Did you really think we cared how you were doing?”

Zach drags CM Punk up and uppercuts him in the chin. Zach pushes CM Punk to Kashawn and he lands the K-Twist onto the cold concrete floor. Zach then throws CM Punk into a corner. . .They walk off laughing as if a joke has been told.

Maria: “Kashawn and Zach are on something that makes them go crazy. I wonder if they had too much sugar before the show.”

Joey Styles: “I’m telling you, I didn’t know too much about Zach Carter but now I think he’s just ridiculous! And Kashawn is a very cruel young man.”

Kashawn Chambers VS. Slayden Everett

Joey Styles: “Well get ready for this folks, its another rookie match!”

Maria: “Hmmm. Can you folks at home rub your tummy and pat your heads at the same time?”

Layla El: Introducing first from Atlanta, Georgia . . . Weighing in at one hundred and eighty three pounds . . . KASHAWN CHAMBERS!!!

Kashawn’s theme music plays:

“People in my face, Damn near everyday, Askin a million questions like Kashawn where ya stay, I tell em A-T-L, Where they chop cars . . . Everybody loves me, I’m so fly, People throw the duces every time I ride by, I know ya wonder why, I’m so cool.”

Maria: “Hmph. They were mean to CM Punk!”

Joey Styles: “Nothing good will come from this guy. He’s new, cocky, and disrespectful!”

Kashawn Chambers stands at the top of the ramp and ignores the boo’s from the audience. He takes a few steps then runs down the ring and jumps on the apron. He then bends back and leaps over all three ropes entering the ring. Kashawn Chambers stands on the top rope, raises his hands in the air and then jumps down. His theme music continues:

“Meet me in the trap, It’s going down, Meet me in the mall, It’s going down, Meet me in the club, It’s going down, Anywhere ya meet me guaranteed it’s going down.”

Layla El: And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and five pounds. . .SLAYDEN EVERETT!!!

Joey Styles: “Slayden seems like a good sport.”

Maria: “There‘s a sport named Slayden? Oooh can you teach me how to play!?”

Slayden Everett’s theme music plays as he walks down the ramp to cheering fans. Slayden walks up the steps and enters the ring. Layla El leaves the ring and sits on a chair outside and the Ref signals the bell.

The match starts with Kashawn Chambers running and swinging his right arm out to knock Slayden Everett down with a clothesline, but Slayden moves out of the way and kicks Kashawn in his back. Slayden grabs Kashawn from behind and lands a back breaker. Slayden brings Kashawn to his feet and starts punching him in the face. Both Kashawn and Slayden start to exchange lefts and rights. Slayden blocks one of Kashawn’s punches then gives him a kick to the mid-section. Slayden irish whips Kashawn to the ropes and then Kashawn leaps up and lands a Hurricanrana on Slayden.

Joey Styles: “Great move performed by Kashawn Chambers.”

Maria: “I wish I could do that. . .”

Slayden gets up and Kashawn dropkicks him back down. Kashawn grabs Slayden’s head and gets ready to twist and land a neck breaker when Slayden pushes Kashawn and lands a bulldog. Slayden dashes down to the mat and locks Kashawn’s ankle in a hold. The Ref goes down and checks on Kashawn and then goes to make sure Slayden isn’t doing anything illegal. Slayden tries to keep the ankle lock tight but Kashawn manages to roll over and use force to kick Slayden away. The two get up and Slayden goes to kick Kashawn off his feet, but Kashawn jumps and knocks Slayden in his face with a straight punch. Kashawn irish whips Slayden and goes for a power slam but Slayden gives Kashawn a three-quarter neck breaker.

Joey Styles: “Awesome move by Slayden.”

Maria: “Slayden and Kashawn move so fast, I’m getting motion sickness!”

Slayden brings Kashawn to his feet then knuckles him a few times. Slayden then gives Kashawn a reverse suplex. Slayden awaits Kashawn to get up, and knocks him back down with a clothesline. Kashawn gets right back up again and Slayden hits him with another clothesline. The crowd starts to cheer as Slayden gains momentum. Slayden grabs Kashawn and swings him to the ropes, Kashawn comes running back and Slayden lands a running neck breaker. Slayden then tosses Kashawn out of the ring. The Ref begins to count. . .

Ref: “One, Two, Three, Four. . .”

Kashawn gets up quickly and rolls himself back into the ring. Slayden goes up to Kashawn and drags him to the center of the ring and pins. . .

Pin: One, Two. . .Kickout.

Maria: “Did Slayden really think he could pin Kashawn that quickly?”

Joey Styles: “Yeah it was a quick pin Maria.”

Slayden quickly rushes to the top rope. Kashawn gets up from the floor and Slayden goes to land the Tennessee Take Down but Kashawn moves out of the way and Slayden falls on the canvas.

Joey Styles: “Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!”

Maria: “This is really going to turn the match around.”

Joey Styles: “I think that’s the smartest thing you’ve said all day Maria.”

Maria: “Awww, thanks Joey!”

Kashawn throws himself on top of Slayden for the cover. . .

Pin: One, Two, Kickup!

Kashawn brings Slayden to his feet and lands the K-Twist! Kashawn goes for another pin.

Pin: One, Two. . .

Kashawn uses the ropes as leverage while the Ref isn’t looking.

Pin: THREE!!!

Layla El: “Here is your winner, KASHAWN CHAMBERS!!!”

Maria: “Whoo hoo go ropes!”

Joey Styles: “Maria! No. Kashawn used the ropes to cheat! This match was stolen!”

Maria: “It was? Call the Police! A robbery! Someone stole the match!”

Joey Styles: “I’m not even gunna bother. . .Anyway that was a really quick match folks.”

Kashawn Chambers stands up and looks to the ramp where Zach Carter is running down. Zach dashes in the ring and spears Slayden to the floor. Zach starts to punch Slayden. He then sets up for the Deteriorater and connects it.

Joey Styles: “OH GREAT! Another attack by these two goons!”

Maria: “Are they gunna get a prize for beating up the most people on Unleashed or something?”

Zach drags Slayden to the center of the ring and then looks up at Kashawn who is on the top rope. Kashawn leaps up and this a Chambers Crash.

Maria: “Oooh nice move.”

Joey Styles: “Slayden just got the Deteriorater and Chambers Crash!”

Zach Carter and Kashawn Chambers look at Slayden laughing as the crowd boo’s loudly. The team then walks backstage.

The camera zooms backstage. . .

The Miz: “Here’s your XWE Aggression Interviewer, Mike “The Miz” Mizanin! HOO-RAH! I’m standing next to. . .The underdog, the quiet one, Dolphynn.”

Dolphynn: “Thank you Mike.”

The Miz: “So Dolphynn, I know that your not in a storyline, correct?”

Dolphynn: “Yup.”

The Miz: “So Dolphynn, do you have anything in mind for XWE? How about a title to go after? Anything?”

Dolphynn: “I was planning on going after the Undisputed Title. Actually come to think of it. . .Not planning. I will be going for the title.”

The Miz: “Wow, some strong words there. So how do you plan on doing this?”

Dolphynn: “Well, you will just have to wait and see about that.”

The Miz: “Dolphynn, I’m sure were all anxious to see your next move in XWE. But this time, we hope you actually get somewhere.”

Dolphynn: “Uhmm, thanks?”

The Miz: “Also. Some other superstars referred to you as the “low career” and as I said earlier, the underdog.”

Dolphynn: “Mike, do you think I care about the other superstars? This is about me, and I’m determined to succeed. The other superstars, and the fans. . .Haven’t seen anything yet. Dolphynn is back baby!”

Dolphynn walks off. . .

Justin McBride VS. Carlito “The Caribbean Cool”

Deciding #1 Contender for IC Title

“HAWK THEW! I spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool!”

The Caribbean music of Carlito begins to play as the second generation Puerto Rican superstar steps out on stage through the curtains soaking in the jeers from the crowd with that familiar cocky smile. Carlito tosses the green apple he holds into the air letting it fall back into the palm of his hand while casually yet confidently making his way down the aisle.

Joey Styles: “Huh? His match isn’t scheduled for another 5 minutes or so.”

Maria: “Ah, his watch is probably set wrong.”

Layla El: “The follo . . .”

Carlito climbs into the ring and suddenly jerks the microphone away from the new XWE Aggression ring announcer.

Carlito: “Cállese puta! None of these brain dead morons want to hear that squawk box you call a voice. No, no, no. These fans paid to see Carlito!”

A large chorus of boo's are heard from the crowd as Carlito curls his upper lip into a menacing smile imposing his will and backing Layla El into the ring corner. Carlito looks at the green apple that he's gripping in the palm of his hand and a mischievous smile spreads across the face of Carlito as he takes a large bite from it.

Joey Styles: “Oh don’t spit in the poor girls face.”

“Tell me when to go, Tell me when to go, Tell me when to go, Tell me when to go!”

Justin McBride’s theme music is heard throughout the arena. Justin runs down the ramp and pulls Carlito by his afro and lands a neck breaker. Layla El runs outside the ring and announces. . .

Layla El: “And his opponent standing in the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, JUSTIN McBRIDE!!!”

The Ref signals the bell and the match is officially underway.

Justin runs at Carlito and Carlito lifts Justin up and slams him onto the mat with a flapjack. Carlito starts to kick Justin while he is on the floor. Carlito then brings Justin up and gives him a swinging neck breaker. He goes for a quick pin. . .

Pin: One, tw. . .KICKUP.

Carlito takes his knee and kicks Justin a few times. Carlito then throws Justin into the turnbuckle. Carlito stands on the middle rope and starts punching Justin from above. The crowd counts with Carlito’s punches: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven. Justin grabs Carlito, lifts him up, runs and lands a spine buster.

Joey Styles: “Brutal move by Justin McBride.”

Maria: “Carlito spits in the face, of people who aren’t cool! Hmmm, I guess that’s you Joey Styles! I mean, you heard him right? And your. . .NOT COOL!”

Joey Styles: “AH HA HA HA! No. Not funny.”

Carlito gets up and Justin lands a face buster. Justin waits for Carlito to get to his feet. Carlito then chops Justin across his chest, Justin punches Carlito in the head. The two exchange chops and punches back and forth until Justin knee’s Carlito, grabs his leg and lands a dragon screw. Carlito drops on the fall holding his knee area in pain. Justin grabs Carlito’s leg again and lands another dragon screw.

Maria: “Don’t cha think Carlito’s leg hurts Joey?”

Joey Styles: “Of course it hurts Maria, Justin’s just doing it on purpose for advantage.”

Justin works on Carlito’s leg, he stomps on it and then goes down to the mat locking in a figure four leg lock. Carlito starts to yell in agony. Justin does nothing but tighten the hold. Carlito does his best to drag to a rope. He struggles with every last strength. He raises his hand to tap but at that instant he reaches over and grabs the bottom rope breaking the hold. Justin lifts Carlito up by his hair forcing him to stand up. Justin bends down and leg sweeps Carlito off his legs injuring his right leg even more. The crowd cheers as they watch Carlito in pain.

Joey Styles: “Let me remind you that this match will decide the half #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Title. Meaning, whoever wins this match will go and face another superstar two weeks from now, the winner of that match is then sent to face Undertaker at the pay-per-view.

Maria: “I think they know Joey, they’re not dumb.”

Joey Styles: “Of course not Maria. . .That’s your job.”

Maria: “Yup!. . .Wait. . .Huh?”

Justin jumps and lands a leg drop on Carlito’s neck. Justin then brings Carlito up and knocks him back down with a heavy clothesline. Justin goes up onto the top rope to show his respect for the fans. The fans cheer him on. He turns around to see Carlito on his feet. Carlito runs at Justin and knocks him down with a shoulder block. Justin gets up quickly and Carlito dashes behind him and goes to land his Back Cracker. But Justin elbows him and lands the Canadian Xplosion.

Maria: “That’s cool. Naming your finisher after your home country.”

Joey Styles: “It’s all over now all Justin needs to do is cover Carlito!”

Justin goes down to the canvas and locks in a figure four leg lock. Carlito scurries to try and grab the rope, but he’s in the center of the ring. Justin tightens the hold and Carlito lifts his hand up to tap. The Ref gets ready to call the match off but Carlito tightens his fist and doesn’t tap. Carlito starts to scream in agony, Justin shakes his leg a little putting more pressure on Carlito’s right leg. The crowd cheers with excitement as Carlito lifts his hand in the air and starts to beat the crowd rapidly tapping.

Maria: “Justin McBride won! On his debut match!”

Joey Styles: “Yeah Maria!”

The Ref signals the bell.

Layla El: “The winner of this match is Justin McBride!!! Justin will be facing another contender two weeks from now for the #1 Contenders spot for the IC Title!”

Joey Styles: “How can you start your career any better way Maria? Justin is off in a great road.”

Maria: “Well you could start it like I did. . .Corners, Clubs, stuff like that.”

Joey Styles: “Uhmmm, Maria. . .Are you serious?”

Maria: “No silly, I’m joking!”

Layla El raises Justin’s hand as the crowd starts to cheer for the rookie. His music plays loudly as he walks out of the ring taking one last look at Layla El and winking at her. He heads up the ramp and backstage.

Maria: “Hmmm, I wonder if Justin will be successful.”

Joey Styles: “Well it all depends on what goes down on Aggression two weeks from now.”

The camera zooms backstage. . .

The Miz: “Once again, Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin is here LIVE backstage of XWE Aggression’s return episode. I’m not here alone, I have with me, the small, but courageous, Rey Mysterio!”

Rey Mysterio: “Wud up, Mike.”

The Miz: “Nothing much Rey just wanted to ask you a few questions. We know that you were almost part of the ‘bad apples’ of XWE. Which means you were almost released by Stephanie McMahon and her father Vince. They actually decided to keep you apart of the active roster, what do you have planned now?”

Rey Mysterio: “First of all, Stephanie and Vince I’d like to thank you two for making the right decision and keeping me here on Aggression. Secondly, I will not fail to please you nor the fans of XWE Aggression.”

The Miz: “HOO-RAH! I think Lil Rey Rey is back, and here to stay folks! So how do you plan on pleasing the fans and the Aggression Owner?”

Rey Mysterio: “I have it all planned out. I’m coming full blast and I already picked my target. I don’t wanna do anything that’s illegal XWE wise so I will wait until next week when I have a time slot.”

The Miz: “Do you think you have what it takes to gain the fans respect once again?

Rey Mysterio: “Ill try my best, but if they don’t like it then I’m afraid my career is over. Because, as you know, Rey Mysterio wrestles for the fans.”

The Miz: “Thanks Rey! That’s enough for today! This was Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin. . .OVER AND OUT!!!”

Maria: “Awww the little jumping bean wants to make a name for himself.”

Joey Styles: “Well Rey Mysterio is obviously determined an. . .”

“IF YA SMELLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN’!”

Joey Styles: “WHAT!? IT CANT BE!!!”

Maria: “I think it is!!! The Rock is cookin something good Joey! I can smell it from here!”

Joey Styles: “What is The Rock doing here!?”

Maria: “Isn’t he supposed to be in Hollywood filming some movies or something?”

The Rock’s theme music is blasts through the Aggression speakers as he makes his way down to the ring. The fans get off their feet and start cheering for him.

Maria: “Oh COOL it’s The Rock! Yippee!”

Joey Styles: “Awesome! What a night! I cant believe The Rock is here!”

The Rock enters the ring and stands on the top turnbuckle honoring his fans. They continue to cheer for him as he signals Layla El to pass him a microphone. The Rock gets him mic and starts to speak. . .

The Rock: “Damn, it feels good to be back on Aggression! After that break I’m sure the MILLIONNNNNNNS have been WAITING to see The Rock again.”

The crowd bursts out into screams and cheers.

Maria: “I love The Rock, Joey. He’s one of my favorite superstars! I even have a pet rock I have at home which I nicknamed, The Rock!”

Joey Styles: “Yes Maria. . .I’m sure you do.”

The Rock: “Now this time around, The Rock is here to deal with some business. Enough candy ass-ing around. When was the last time The Rock held a title on Aggression?”

The crowd becomes silent. . .

The Rock: “NEVER! The Rock has never held a title on Aggression before! Now it is MY time to bring to your attention that, I think I deserve the Undisputed title more than ANYONE else on this roster!”

Joey Styles: “Wow that’s tough. Come to think of it, he is actually the only person who qualifies for the title.”

Maria: “The Rock has never had a title here on Aggression? Hmph, that sucks.”

The crowd cheers for The Rock, agreeing with what he’s saying.

The Rock: “Now Stephanie. . .Madea. Whoever, I don’t care what you say because the people know what’s best. And according to their reactions they like what The Rock is saying.”

The crowd starts a chant: ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

The Rock: “Now I know this candy ass son of a bit** wont come out and face me like a man. So I’m calling him out! JEFF HARDY! Get your ass out here!

Maria: “You think I qualify for the Undisputed title Joey?”

Joey Styles: “No Maria, I doubt you fit into that category.”

“TIIIIIME TO PLAY THE GAME. . .MUAHA HA HA HA HA”

The Rock looks shocked as he turns to the ramp. The crowd goes WILD to the sound of Triple H’s theme song. The Rock along with the crowd await Triple H to make his entrance as the theme music continues. All of a sudden The Rock gets knocked down with a right hand from behind.

Joey Styles: “OH MY GOD! It cant be!”

Maria: “It’s TRIPLE H! Viewers, cover your eyes this might get bloody!”

The Rock bounces back up and gets knocked down with another right hand, and another. The Rock gets up once again and this time fires a punch into the side of Triple H’s head. Triple H returns the punch and the two go back and forth. The Rock irish whips Triple H to the ropes and Triple H comes back with a kitchen sink knee attack. Triple H stomps on The Rock a few times, then tosses him out of the ring. The Rock struggles to get up as Triple H shuffles under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer.

Maria: “Oh no. Gee willerkers, he better put that dangerous toy down before someone gets hurt.”

Joey Styles: “Cover your eyes Maria!”

Maria: “Okay Joey!”

Triple H takes the sledgehammer and drives it into The Rock’s skull. Triple H then slides the motionless Rock into the ring and lands the Pedigree!!!

Joey Styles: “Maria! Did you see that! HHH just landed the Pedigree!”

Maria: “No. . .Joey! You told me to cover my eyes remember!”

Joey Styles: “Oh you can open them now Maria, I didn’t mean it literally.”

Triple H gets off the ground and pushes his hair back. Out of the blue Jeff Hardy’s theme music is heard. Jeff Hardy walks to the top of the ramp with a microphone in his hand.

The crowd has mixed reactions as Jeff stands on the top ramp.

Maria: “These fans are lucky, they get to see 3 Veteran superstars in one night!”

Joey Styles: “Yeah I’m afraid this is the last time some of them will be seen if we don’t get some security out here!”

Jeff Hardy: “Well, well, well, if it isn’t Triple H sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong.”

The crowd boo’s.

Jeff Hardy: “Buddy, you had your chance, too late, let some other ding-dong TRY and take the title from me instead.”

The crowd continues to boo. Layla enters the ring and hands Triple H a microphone.

HHH: “Listen you little Hardy Boy. I want MY title and by god I want it NOW!”

The fans cheer at HHH’s statement.

Maria: “How more straight up can you get? Holy take a chill pill don’t be blowing smoke out of your nostrils.”

Joey Styles: “Well apparently folks, The Rock and HHH both want the Undisputed title from Jeff Hardy.”

Jeff taps the title while speaking. . .

Jeff Hardy: “See this title? It’s MINE. It has my name on it Hunter, so rephrase the way you talk about it.”

HHH: “Bullshit Hardy, I own that title.”

Jeff Hardy: “Oh really?”

HHH: “God dammit, SHUT UP JEFF! Stop beating around the bush and put your damn title on the line!!!”

Jeff Hardy: “For what reason? Because your crying about it?”

Triple H gets out of the ring, grabs his sledgehammer and starts walking up the ramp towards Jeff. At the same time Jeff Hardy drops the microphone and starts heading towards Triple H.

Maria: “Why is HHH still holding that heavy metal object?”

Joey Styles: “He wants to hit Jeff with it Maria.”

Maria: *Gasp* “He cant do that! Help! Help! Someone call help!

An extremely loud whistle is heard throughout the arena. At the top of the ramp is the Aggression GM, Madea. She comes walking out blowing her whistle. Madea steps right in between Jeff and HHH.

The crowd cheers at the sight of Madea.

Maria: “Yay! It’s Big Momma!”

Joey Styles: “Maria. . .That’s MADEA! Our GM!”

Maria: “Ohhh. Oopsies, my bad.” *Giggle*

Madea: “Now, now, now. Yall think you can walk up on my show and just beat the hell outta each other? Triple H, beating the hell outta Jeff sure as HELL wont get you a title shot, but it will get you a suspension, and Jeff and few broken bones. And Jeff, stop being such a baby.”

The crowd bursts out in laughter and cheers.

Madea: “I’ll tell ya one thing. I aint gon sit around backstage and watch you two baboons brawl up in here. No, no, no. But what I is gunna do is this. Next week, here LIVE on Aggression. It will be The Rock VS. HHH in a one on one. . .CAGE match! The winner will then face Jeff Hardy at the Pay-Per-View for the Undisputed title. Happy? Now don’t get on wit ya bad selves. Save it! Anymore action outta you two. . .three, then its suspensions! Damn I’m getting too old fo dis.”

Madea walks backstage as Jeff walks in front of her and HHH follows behind.

Joey Styles: “Maria! This is gunna be huuuge! A cage match, next week, here live on Aggression, to decide the number one contender for the Undisputed title.”

Maria: “Why couldn’t they just do, rock paper scissors?

Sable VS. Jessica VS. Alexis VS. Trish - Women’s Title
Women’s Over The Top Rope Match

Joey Styles: “Well ladies and gentlemen, its our main event. This match will decide Aggression’s new Women’s Champion.

Maria: “Damn! I wanted to be in this match!”

Joey Styles: “Maria, your not under a wrestling contract. . .”

Maria: “Oh yeah.”

Layla El: “This match is a divas over the top rope match! To eliminate an opponent, one of the divas must toss the opponent over the top rope and the opponents feet much touch the floor. The last woman that remains in the ring will be the NEW Aggression’s Women’s Champion! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, TRISH STRATUS!!!

“WHOA, its time to rock and roll, This time I’m in control, Right now I own the streets, With the keys to the city, And that’s cause I get down!”

Trish Stratus makes her way to the top of the ramp wearing tight black jeans with a pink digital belt that scrolls: 100% Stratusfaction, and a fitted black tank top. She points her finger out towards the audience as they cheer for her loudly. She gets in the ring and puts her hands on her thighs, awaiting her three opponents.

Maria: “Oooh I want a belt like that! It’s sooo pretty.”

Joey Styles: “I wouldn’t be surprised if Trish Stratus walked out the Aggression Women’s Champion tonight.”

Layla El: And one of her opponents, from Houston, Texas, ALEXIS VALETINE!!!

Alexis Valentine makes her way down to the ring staring at Trish Stratus. The crowd has mixed reactions as she enters the ring and notifies Trish to stay back.

Joey Styles: “Alexis sure looks ready for this match huh Maria?”

Maria: “Yeah she glanced over here and I thought she was gunna come beat me up!”

Layla El: And the third combatant in this match up, from Bronx, New York, JESSICA HARDY!!!

“He said, Hi my name is so and so, Baby can you tell me yours, You like you came to do one thing, Set it off!. . .You tryin, Admit it, But you just cant fight the feeling inside, You know it, And I can see it in your eyes.”

Jessica’s theme music plays and the fans get off their feet to show their love for her as she runs to the top of the ramp. Jessica raises her arms up, and does a little twirl as the fans continue to cheer for her. Jessica walks to the ring, enters, and keeps a clean eye on Trish and Alexis.

Maria: “The fans really love her! I think she might win the title”

Joey Styles: “Yup. She is honored a lot by these fans.”

“RAWR!!!” *Whips Crack*

Layla El: “And introducing the forth combatant, she is the Aggression’s Women’s Champion. . .From Jacksonville, Florida. . .SABLE!!!

Sable has the title around her waist. She’s wearing a full fitted suit that’s black and gold. Sable makes her way slowly down the ramp as the other divas get anxious to fight. Sable enters the ring and the crowd boo’s her out of the building. Sable taunts her fans and then gives her title to the ref after kissing it. Layla takes her seat outside as they get ready for the battle.

Maria: “Was that Sable roaring in her theme music?”

Joey Styles: “I don’t know Maria, but I think Sable is walking home with this title once again.”

The ref signals the bell and the divas are ready. Alexis, Trish, and Jessica meet in a corner and whisper something together. Sable rolls her eyes and awaits her opponents. The three nod their heads and run towards Sable. Sable’s eyes widen as she tries to defend herself. Jessica slaps Sable across her face, Alexis kicks Sable in her gut, and Trish lands an easy Stratusfaction. The three divas then lift Sable up together and throw her straight out of the ring out onto the hard floor.

DING DING DING.

Layla El: Sable, has been eliminated.

Maria: “HA! You were wrong! The old whore. . .I mean Sable didn’t win!”

Joey Styles: “Okay this is anyone’s game now.”

Jessica and Trish nod to each other and then walk up to Alexis. Trish and Jessica then start to punch Alexis back and forth. Jessica ends up knocking her to the floor. Trish then turns and grabs Jessica’s hair and pulls her down. Trish then mounts Jessica and starts to pound her head into the canvas. Alexis gets up, grabs Trish by her hair and tosses her to the other side of the ring. Alexis then mounts Jessica and starts giving Jessica some punches of her own. Trish comes back and grabs Alexis by her hair and pulls her up. The two stare at each other until Jessica comes and knocks both of their heads together. Jessica takes Trish irish whips her then goes for a Bitch Kick but Trish does the Ma-Trish dodge by bending her back and then gets up and hit’s the Chick Kick in on Jessica!

Joey Styles: “What a move by Trish Stratus!”

Maria: “Woot woot go Trish, go Trish!”

Trish turns around and Alexis spears her to the floor and starts to throw lefts and rights like she’s crazy. Trish covers up then flips Alexis over her. Trish takes a look over at Jessica Hardy who is still down then she fights Alexis with some punches. Trish then suplexes Alexis to the floor and went over to Jessica who was getting up. Trish yanked Jessica’s hair and tossed her into the turnbuckle. Trish stomps Jessica a few times and from behind Alexis lands a reverse DDT on Trish. Alexis then takes Jessica and lands a neck breaker on her. Alexis goes back over to Trish hauls her up, then tosses her over the top rope. Trish then grabs the rope and holds on for dear life as Alexis stomps on her. Jessica comes from behind Alexis, grabs her hair and slaps her in her face twice. In the meantime Trish rolls back into the ring.

Maria: “Trish almost got eliminated like dirt with Pine-Sol!”

Joey Styles: “Uh, yeah.”

Jessica still holds a handful of Alexis’ hair. Jessica then uses the hair to whip Alexis and land a snap mare. Jessica goes down and locks in a rear neck choke on Alexis. She immediately lets go and awaits Alexis to get up. Alexis gets up and slaps Jessica in her face then sends her to the turnbuckle. Alexis gives Jessica a few lariats to the throat then some fast punches to the gut. Alexis takes Jessica’s head and bashes it into the turnbuckle a few hard times. Alexis then lifts Jessica up onto the top turnbuckle and turns around to get a Chick Kick in her face making her fall to the floor. Trish takes a few steps back then runs and flips over doing a handstand on the turnbuckle with the legs locked around Jessica’s neck. Trish tries to pull Jessica down but it doesn’t work. Trish releases the hold then runs up on the turnbuckles and starts to punch Jessica in her head. Trish then ran again and this time successfully landed the Stratusphere on Jessica Hardy.

Joey Styles: “Things are looking great for Trish in this match tonight.”

Maria: “Hey look at that sign out there. The big pink one. It says: Trish is A Dish. What does that mean Joey?“

Joey Styles: “Uh. . .I have no clue Maria.“

Trish claps her hands and turns around to Alexis. Alexis wraps her hands around Trish’s neck then forcefully shoves her all the way to the turnbuckle and slaps her. Alexis then starts yelling at Trish. Trish pushes Alexis, then Alexis pushes her back. Trish knee’s Alexis in the gut, and pushes her off to the side. Once Trish is about to get out from the turnbuckle, Jessica comes running and hits a spear on Trish. Jessica turns around and irish whips Alexis. Alexis comes running back straight into a Bitch Kick!

Maria: “Oh! Go Jessica!”

Joey Styles: “Uh oh, looks like things are close to over.”

Jessica looks at Trish Stratus, then drags her by her hair. Jessica sets up for the Bitch Knock Out and then connects it! Jessica then grabs Trish’s hair and belt, and tosses her over the top rope.

DING DING DING.

Layla El: “Trish has been eliminated.”

Joey Styles: “Looks like its all up to Jessica and Alexis now.”

Maria: “Yup. I think Trish should march up there and beat the snot out of Jessica!”

Joey Styles: “Watch your words Maria. Jessica might just come after you!”

Maria: “Oooh! We can play hide and seek!”

Jessica Hardy focuses on Alexis who is almost to her feet. Jessica runs to Alexis and goes for a dropkick but Alexis dodges out of the way. Alexis starts to fight Jessica with mad slaps and punches. Jessica covers up and then trips and falls on the floor. Alexis takes Jessica’s leg and elbows her in the thigh. Alexis then goes to do it again but Jessica takes her other leg and kicks Alexis away. Jessica gets up and Alexis knee’s her in the stomach. Alexis then grips Jessica and attempts to throw her out of the ring but Jessica stops and elbows Alexis in her gut. The two divas then bounce themselves off the ropes and come running at each other and land a double clothesline knocking each other down.

Maria: “Ouchie. That had to hurt.”

Joey Styles: “Both divas were knocked down by a double clothesline folks. This match can go either way at this point.”

The two divas slowly start to get up. Alexis is the first. She runs up to Jessica and kicks her like a dog. She then takes Jessica and DDT’s her, driving her head into the canvas. Alexis goes to the top rope, sets up for her finisher, and lands Zacky’s Vengeance!

Joey Styles: “Alexis Valentine just landed her finisher on Jessica! No way!”

Maria: “Zacky’s Vengeance, hmmm. Who’s Zacky?”

Alexis goes and tosses Jessica out of the ring making her land on the apron. Jessica holds on to the middle rope, with her legs propped inside the ring. Alexis grabs Jessica’s hair, pulls her up and starts hitting her with lefts and rights trying to knock her off. Jessica tries her best to hold on while she also fires punches to Alexis. Jessica knee’s Alexis and pushes her away. Jessica then hops onto the top rope, jumps off and goes to hit Alexis with a flying lariat but Alexis moves out of the way making Jessica fall hard on the floor. Alexis then grabs Jessica, and tosses her out of the ring!

DING DING DING.

Layla El: “Jessica Hardy has been eliminated!!!”

Maria: “Chucky’s Bride won!!!”

Joey Styles: “I cannot believe this Maria! Alexis Valentine!. . .The new champ?”

Layla El: “Here is your NEW Aggression Women’s Champion. . .ALEXIS VALENTINE!!!

Alexis falls to the floor and raises her right hand in the air, overwhelmed by the outcome of the match. Layla El walks over to her and hands her the title. The crowd has mixed reactions as Layla El holds Alexis Valentine’s hand up high.

Joey Styles: “This just has to go down in history Maria! I thought it was all Jessica!”

Maria: “Well I guess its all Alexis now!”

Alexis Valentine’s theme music plays as she almost sheds tears. Kano Makato comes running down the ramp with his Xtreme Title around his waist. He meets Alexis and gives her a big hug. The two hug in the middle of the ring as the crowd starts to lighten up and cheer a little. Kano takes Alexis’s hand with the Women’s Championship in it and raises it high. The couple leave the ring and walk backstage.

The camera zooms backstage. . .

Madea is in her office on the phone.

Madea: “No I don’t want no manicure at 4’o clock! I said 6’o clock sharp! Aint no one messin with my schedule over some skank who didn’t show up!”

BANG, BANG, BANG!!!

Madea: “Hold up honey, Imma call you back.”

Madea looks at her office door and shakes her head.

Madea: “Come in!!!”

Kashawn Chambers and Zach Carter barge into the office and sit themselves down.

Madea: “Who told yall to sit yo asses down!?”

Kashawn: “Listen lady we just wanna talk business so quit the yappin and let us to the talkin.”

Madea: “Oh you gon do more than talkin when I take off this belt! Yall gon be screamin!”

Zach: “Now Madea. Me and Kashawn are the only tag team that qualifies for the titles, we demand a title shot.”

Madea: “What did yall do that makes yall so special.”

Zach: “Who else would you rather give the titles to?”

Madea: “Well, I cant just hand yall the titles like some honoring.”

Kashawn: “Madea, me and Zach will and can take on ANY team of superstars on this roster. Send whoever, and we’ll beat them.”

Zach: “Yeah. You seen what happened to CM Punk and Slayden Everett? There’s a lot more where that came from.”

Madea: “Uh huh, and a lot more suspensions to be given and out if you two don’t quit it!”

Kashawn: “We made our point Madea.”

Zach: “You know what were after, don’t screw us over!”

Madea: “Oh Imma hit yall with screwdrivers if that’s what it takes to get ya outta here!”

Zach Carter and Kashawn Chambers leave the office.

A few minutes later. . .Knock, Knock, Knock.

Madea: “Come in!!!”

In walks Chun Li. She slowly approaches Madea’s desk. . .

Madea: “Yes sweetie, what can I do for you?”

Chun Li: “Well I know I wasn’t placed in the title match tonight. Why is it that?”

Madea: “Well, I went through a list of divas who deserve it, and those three divas I threw into the match, deserved it more than you.”

Chun Li sighs and looks up. She starts to talk with her sweet, soft voice again. . .

Chun Li: “I hope its not too much to ask Madea. But can I get a title shot? I think I deserve it and if you just give me one title shot, I will show you what I’m capable of.”

Madea: “You know what? I think that’s a goo. . .

KABOOM!

Madea: “What in the world!!!”

In storms Trish Stratus. She kicks the door open and makes it fly into Madea’s tropical plant, knocking it down. Trish Stratus pushes Chun Li aside and slams her hands on Madea’s desk.

Trish Stratus: “DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE!!?”

Madea: “Betta get cha hands off my desk baby girl. Imma go haywire on ya! Look at you kickin down my door, knocking over my plants, you deserve to be suspened!!!”

Trish Stratus: “Oh yeah? Well Jessica Hardy deserves her head knocked off for eliminating me!”

Madea: “Listen, get cha hands off my desk, breath in, and out, and take a seat. You too Chun Li.”

Trish Stratus sits down and sends dirty looks to Chun Li. Chun Li takes a seat in the chair beside Trish’s.

Madea: “You were fairly eliminated now your mad?”

Trish Stratus: “More than mad! I could kill Jessica! I deserve another title shot! I DEMAND one! Next week! Here LIVE on Aggression! Me VS. Alexis. For the title.”

Madea: “Now hold on a minute.”

Chun Li: “Now Madea. I hope you haven’t forgotten that I asked for a title shot first. On the other hand, Trish had her title shot, and she messed it up.”

Trish Stratus: “Messed it up!? Did you see me out there!? I was great I was kicking ass and delivering Stratusfaction to the fans!”

Chun Li: “Correct. But in the end, you did not come threw successful. You had your chance, now let someone else have a turn.”

Madea: “Girls, girls, don’t start that garbage in my office. Here’s what Imma do, next week. It will be Trish VS. Chun Li. The winner of that match faces Alexis the following week for the title, simple as that.”

Chun Li: “Excellent.”

Trish Stratus gets up from her chair and dives on top of Chun Li. The chair flips over and Trish is on top of Chun giving her punches and pounding her head into the office floor.

Madea: “SECURITY! SECURITY! Oh Imma kill this heffa! SECURITY!”

Security rushes in to Madea’s call and restrains Trish. They take her outside as Trish starts to yell at Chun Li.

Trish Stratus: “ANYHOW you mess up my title shot! YOUR DEAD MEAT BITCH!”

Chun Li sits up and holds her face as Trish gets taken away by Security. Madea starts mumbling to herself. . .

Madea: “Damn heffa come in here and knock ova my plants. First she kicks down my god damn door! That’s one lucky heffa I tell ya. Girls like dat get shot around Madea.”

Chun Li gives Madea a sweet smile. . .

Chun Li: “Oh don’t worry, Trish wont see what’s coming to her next week.”

Chun Li leaves the office waving to Madea.

Madea: “Bye dear!”

The camera zooms to the Undisputed Champions lockeroom. . .

Jeff Hardy is standing up packing his bags getting ready to leave. His cell phone rings.

Voice: “Sir, your Limo is waiting outside.”

Jeff Hardy: “I’ll be right there.”

Jeff Hardy swings his sport bag around his shoulder and walks out into the hallway. He walks past Madea yelling at some crew members. Then he walks past Cadence and Amy, who stop him.

Cadence Marie: “Oh and look! This is the ever so handsome Undisputed Champion.”

Amy: “Wow, I never actually thought I would et to see him that close up!”

Amy takes Jeff Hardy’s hand and starts to shake it rapidly.

Jeff Hardy: “Can I have my hand back girl? I need to go.”

Amy: “Oh sorry.”

Cadence Marie: “Okay I think we need to go now. . .”

Amy and Cadence walk off as Jeff Hardy continues walking to his Limo outside in the parking lot. About a minute later, Jeff Hardy arrives at his long white Limo. He awaits for the driver to come and open the door for him. . .

Jeff Hardy: “Yo, driver, lets go!”

The driver comes out of the vehicle with big dark sunglasses on.

Driver: “Sorry for the wait Sir.”

Jeff Hardy ignores the driver and ducks his head to get in the car. The “driver” takes Jeff Hardy’s head and bangs it onto the top of the limo three times. Jeff catches his balance and then gets an uppercut in his chin from the driver. The driver knee’s Jeff and bangs his head into the trunk of the limo again. The driver then punches Jeff in his face a few times then throws him to the front of the limo. The driver continues to kick Jeff until he reaches the front of the limo. The driver then takes Jeff and throws him into the windshield of the limo shattering it into pieces. Jeff Hardy lays on top of the limo hood knocked out. The strange limo driver leaves the scene as if nothing has happened.

Joey Styles: “WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAAAT!!!”

Maria: “OMG! EMTs, EMTs! To the parking lot HURRY!”

Joey Styles: “WHO THE HELL WAS THAT LIMO DRIVER!!!???”

Maria: “It wasn’t the REAL limo driver, that’s all I know!!!”

Joey Styles: “It just HAD to be HHH!!!”

The crowd starts to cheer loudly, they start to stomp and get off their seats after viewing the live footage from the parking lot.

Maria: “WHAT!? The crowd. . .This doesn’t make sense, Joey. Please help me, I’m confused.”

Joey Styles: “Well it seems like the fans LIKED seeing our UNDISPUTED CHAMPION get ambushed!!!”

Maria: “That cant be! But why?”

Joey Styles: “Well open your ears Maria. I think its because they’re tired of seeing Jeff Hardy with the title.”

The XWE Aggression theme music starts to play as the titantron flashes: “XWE Aggression Has Only Just Begun!!!”

Joey Styles: “I still cant believe the surprise ambush on Jeff Hardy!!!”

Maria: “I know, its so sad. He probably has a lot of boo-boo’s.”

Joey Styles: “Yeah and a lot of BOO’s by the fans!!!”

Maria: “That too.”

Joey Styles: “Well viewers, that’s all for tonight tune in every week!”

Maria: “Yup. Me and Joey are gunna go bye-bye. See you next week home slices!