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| We fly high, No Lie, You know this (BALLIN!) Foreign rides, Outside, It’s like showbiz (We in the building) (Girl) We stay fly, No Lie, You know this (BALLIN!) Hips and Thighs, Oh my, Stay focused. XWE Aggression’s theme music plays as silver and purple pyros go off in every direction. Joey Styles: “Here we are once again LIVE on Aggression.” Maria: “I’m Maria and that’s Joey Styles!” Joey Styles: “Well let us take you back to last week. . .” A clip showing main parts in last weeks show is played. Maria: “Hopefully we will get more info on that mysterious limo driver guy.” Joey Styles: “Yes and stay tuned because tonight because our main event is a CAGE MATCH! It’s The Rock VS. Triple H one on one for the Number One Contenders Spot for the Undisputed Title! Maria: “Yup and look who’s coming down the ramp! From the sea, it’s Dolphynn!” Layla El: “Please welcome, DOLPHYNN!” Dolphynn’s theme music plays as he makes his way down to the ring. The crowd cheers for him as he enters the ring and receives a microphone from Layla El. Joey Styles: “Well folks looks like Dolphynn is out here to tell us what he plans on doing to win the Undisputed Title.” Maria: “Maybe he can convince Madea to let him flip a coin so he doesn’t have to hurt himself in the ring.” Dolphynn starts to speak. Dolphynn: “Now, I know I said I would do something to get my hands on the Undisputed Title. But I wont just do something, I will do anything it takes to get my hands on the championship.” The crowd cheers. Dolphynn: “Now I suppose this would be the correct time to say this. . .” Maria: “Say what? What Joey? What’s he gunna say?” Joey Styles: “Well I don’t know Maria, shut up so we can hear.” Maria: “Sorry.” Dolphynn: “It was I!!!” Joey Styles: “Uhmm okay. . .” Maria: “What in the noodles is he talking about.” The crowd becomes silent. . .Confused as to what Dolphynn is trying to say. Dolphynn: “I was the one who ambushed Jeff Hardy!!! I was the limo driver!!!” Maria: “Oh no. It seems like Dolphynn thinks he’s the person who ambushed Jeff Hardy. But he isn’t a limo driver, it couldn’t be him.” Joey Styles: “Don’t be silly Maria. Dolphynn just confessed! He was the limo driver in disguise!” Maria: “Oh my goodness!” The crowd starts to cheer for Dolphynn. Dolphynn: “I did what I had to do, I made my point. And. . .” The crowd starts to chant: “DOLPHYNN! DOLPHYNN! DOLPHYNN! DOLPHYNN!” Joey Styles: “WHAT! IMPOSSIBLE! The crowd actually likes the fact that Dolphynn ambushed Jeff Hardy!” Maria: “Duh Brainiac! They were cheering last week too when they seen Jeff get his ass kicked.” Dolphynn: “Now I don’t know how clear I can get but. I want a title shot. And if. . .” Jeff Hardy’s theme music starts to play. The crowd starts to boo. Joey Styles: “Looks like Dolphynn is going to be joined by the champ.” Maria: “Duh Joey. We can all hear his theme music, cant you hear the fans booing? That obviously means Jeff Hardy is coming.” Jeff Hardy appears at the top of the ramp with his Undisputed Title around his waist. He’s running down the ramp at full speed. Dolphynn drops the microphone and Jeff Hardy slides into the ring tackling Dolphynn to the floor. Maria: “Go Dolphynn, Go Dolphynn GO!” Joey Styles: “Come on Jeff! Show him who’s boss!” Jeff Hardy punches Dolphynn with multiple lefts and rights. Dolphynn then manages to roll Jeff over and start giving Jeff some punches back. Jeff kicks Dolphynn off of him and runs to tackle Dolphynn again. Dolphynn moves out of the way and from behind pushes Jeff Hardy to the floor. Dolphynn mounts Jeff and starts to punch again, Jeff Hardy swings Dolphynn off of him then starts to give Dolphynn punches. The two continue to roll around and punch each other when. . . “TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAME!!! MUA HA HA HA HA!!!” Triple H’s theme music plays and the fans have mixed reactions. Joey Styles: “Uh oh, this is going to get really ugly.” Maria: “Tell me when to close my eyes Joey!” Triple H runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Triple H pulls Jeff Hardy up by his hair and starts to give him punches of his own. Triple H swings Jeff Hardy into the turnbuckle and starts to fire hard rights. Dolphynn gets up and dropkicks Triple H into Jeff Hardy. . . “IF YAAA SMELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN.” Maria: “Were saved! The Rock is here!” Joey Styles: “Maria, this is only going to make matters worse!” The Rock runs down the ramp as the fans begin to cheer loudly. They start to get off their seat and enjoy the brawling in the ring. The Rock slides in the ring and spears Triple H to the floor. The Rock starts to punch Triple H as Dolphynn fights Jeff Hardy. The Rock irish whips Triple H to the ropes then spears him down and starts to punch again. Dolphynn and Jeff brawl in the corner when all of a sudden. . . Madea stands at the top of the ramp with a microphone in her hand. . . Maria: “Madea!” Joey Styles: “Finally you got her name right!” The Rock, Dolphynn, Triple H and Jeff Hardy continue to brawl ignoring Madea. Madea: “HAAAUUULT!” Madea then starts to blow her whistle non stop until the four superstars stop brawling. Madea: “Now I don’t know if Jeff, Triple H or The Boulder remember what I said last week.” Maria: “What did she say last week Joey?” Joey Styles: “She said tha. . .” Madea: “What I said was. . .Anymore action outta you three then SUSPENSIONS FOR ALL A YA!!!” The Rock, Triple H, and Jeff start holding their heads in their hands. Jeff Hardy kicks the ropes and stares at Madea. Maria: “Are they all suspended Joey?” Joey: “It would appear so Maria. But she hasn’t said anything about Dolphynn” Madea: “You three are lucky. I aint gon suspend yall this week since I know there‘s alotta tension.” The Rock, Triple H, and Jeff Hardy show relief in their faces as Madea continues. . . Madea: “DOLPHYNN! What the hell wrong wit chu boy!? Gone crazy!? I know you tryna make a point but DAYUM, neva knew you had it in you.” Triple H and The Rock roll their eyes as Jeff stares at Dolphynn with a piercing look. Madea: “Jeff Hardy. Get yo ass down here right now!” Jeff grabs his title which fell off of his waist and walks up the ramp to Madea. Madea: “Head backstage, no more action outta you!” Jeff Hardy goes backstage without a word. He turns to take one last look at Dolphynn then he continues walking. Joey Styles: “I wonder what Madea is gunna do to HHH, Rock and Dolphynn.” Maria: “Make them sit in a corner! One week time out!” Madea: “Now, the cage match will still go on!” The fans start to cheer. Madea: “But there will be some changes. . .” The Rock and Triple H start to listen closely. Madea: “It will no longer be a one on one match, no, no, no. It will be a Triple Threat Match! The Rock VS. Triple H VS. . .DOLPHYNN!” The Rock and Triple H start to get angry in the ring, they kick the ropes and yell. Madea: “The winner of that match tonight will face Jeff Hardy for the Undisputed Title the following week!” With that said Madea walks off backstage with the superstars following her. ****Batista VS. Chris Masters**** Joey Styles: “Well get ready for this folks! This is a muscle match! Literally!” Maria: “Yeah they take those things that make you all buffed up.” Joey Styles: “No they don’t Maria, this is XWE, that is illegal.” Maria: “Oh, where can I get my hands on some of that?” Joey Styles: “I don’t know Maria. Anyway, these men are competing for the Number One Spot for the IC Title.” Layla El: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The winner will face Justin McBride next week for a spot to face Undertaker for the Intercontinental Title! Introducing first. . .From Tampa, Florida. Weighing in at three hundred and eighteen pounds. . .BATISTA!!!” Batista walks down to the ring as the fans cheer him on. He enters the ring and awaits Chris. Maria: “Oooh so many cool tattoo’s.” Joey Styles: “This guy sucks. He doesn’t deserve anything.” Layla El: “And his opponent, from Santa Monica, California. Weighing in at two hundred and fifty five pounds. . .CHRIS MASTERS!!!” Chris Masters does his remarkable entrance as the crowd boo’s him. Joey Styles: “Now THIS is an entrance to remember. He is the future of XWE!” Maria: “The Masterpiece. . .Hmmm.” Chris Masters walks down the ramp and enters the ring. The Ref signals the match and it starts. Both men are circling each other. With a look of confidence on their face. Both men thinking they have what it takes to face the Number 1 Contender. They then move in, and lock up in the center of the ring. Batista having the size advantage, manages to slowly push Chris into the Corner. The Ref tells him to let him out. He slowly starts to back away and Chris Masters hits Batista with a huge chop across the chest. The Ref looks on a little pissed. Joey Styles: “High stakes are in this match folks.” Maria: “They look like two gorilla’s fighting in an XWE ring.” Batista shakes it off and then both men begin to exchange huge right hands. Masters gets the advantage and then gets ready to deliver Batista a clothesline, but he ducks underneath it and Masters turns around only to be whipped into the ropes. On his way back he receives a flapjack from Batista. Chris Masters gets up holding his back from his fall. Chris then stares Batista in his eyes. Batista challenges Masters to try and take him down with a shoulder block. Masters runs full blast and the big man remains in his spot. This time Batista tries and Chris Masters goes down hard. He is embarrassed as he is down at the mat looking at Batista. Maria: “CHARGE! Where’s the red cloth?” Joey Styles: “Some over-powering tests going on here. I wonder who the stronger man is.” Batista goes over and grabs Chris by the head. Masters gives him a quick eye poke and then leg trips him. The Ref exchanges some words with Masters Telling him to play fair. Chris Masters then quickly gets to his feet and begins kicking Batista in the midsection. Chris then runs against the ropes to deliver a stiff kick to the chest of Batista. But he gets up in time and delivers a huge spinebuster to Masters. Batista goes for the cover. . . Pin: One, Two, KICKOUT! Maria: “So close!” Joey Styles: “These two men are fired up, they really want the IC Title.” Batista picks up Masters and gives him a suplex. And then covers him 1...Kickout. Batista looks a little adulated. But he continues the offense. Batista grabs Chris Masters and puts his head between his legs to get ready to deliver the Batista Bomb. Chris does not allow him to pick him up and flips him over his back. Masters then goes behind Batista and stalks him waiting for him to get to his feet. He gets to his feet and Chris locks in the Masterlock. Joey Styles: “IT’s OVER NOW!” Maria: “Come on Tista! Break out!” Chris Masters has a excellent hold on the animal, Batista. But Batista is too strong. He manages to run Masters in to the corner first. He eventually breaks the hold, just as he does Masters nails him with both hands in the back of the head taking him down. Batista rubs the back of his head. And Masters nails him with a swift kick to the back of his head. He goes for the cover. Pin: One, Two. . .KICKUP. Chris waits for Batista to get up once more and locks in the Masterlock. The Ref asks Batista if he wants to give up. Without a word or a struggle, Batista taps out. Joey Styles: “WHAT!? I cant believe this!” Maria: “I can! Chris Masters won." The crowd boo’s as Batista lays motionless on the floor. Chris Masters flexes his muscles as the crowd continues to show their dislike. Layla El: “Here is your winner. . .CHRIS MASTERS!!! Chris Masters will face Justin McBride, next week, one on one. The winner of that match will then face the Undertaker for the IC Title!” “Tell me when to go, Tell me when to go, Tell me when to go!” Justin McBride’s theme music: Tell Me When To Go, plays. Justin McBride appears at the top of the ramp. He walks down and meets Chris Masters in the ring, Layla El passes him a microphone. . . Maria: “Tell me when to gooo! I love that song!” Joey Styles: “What the hell does Justin McBride want? He better not start anything.” The crowd cheers as Justin puts the microphone to his mouth. . . Justin McBride: “Looks like its me versus you next week here on Aggression. I just wanted to say congratulations.” Justin stretches his hand out to Masters. Chris Masters looks at Justin’s hand, grabs it and pulls him close. Chris then knee’s Justin in the stomach elbows him in the face and locks in the Masterlock! Joey Styles: “I KNEW IT! One of them just HAD to start a fight!” Maria: “Break out Justin, break out!” Chris Masters holds the Masterlock in tight as Justin struggles to get out. Maria: “I just cant take this anymore!!!” Joey Styles: “What do you mean?” Maria drops her headset on the announcing table and gets out of her seat. She stands on top of the table and puts a microphone to her mouth. . . Maria: “HEY CHRIS! STO. . .” Extremely loud thunder is heard throughout the arena as it goes pitch black. Maria falls off the table from being scared. . . Maria: “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” Maria sits on her chair and hugs Joey as she puts her headset back on. Joey Styles: “WHAT THE HELL! WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DONG UP THERE!!!??” Maria: “HELP! HELP! It’s HIM!!!” Joey Styles: “WHO Maria, what are you talking about!!!?” Maria points to the top of the ramp. The Undertaker is standing their with his long black trench coat and his black hat. Joey Styles: “OHHH NO! Lord help me, lord oh gosh!” Chris Masters releases Justin McBride as Undertaker raises his hands in the air and thunder bolts come out from each side of the turnbuckle. Justin McBride and Chris Masters scurry to get out of the ring. The lights start to flicker and then finally come on as the Undertaker disappears. Maria: “YAY! He’s gone!” Joey Styles: “That was scary! I don’t like that guy! I’m STILL trembling.” The camera zooms backstage. . . Jessica Hardy knocks on Madea’s office door, then enters. Madea: “What can I do for you darlin?” Jessica Hardy: “I need a title shot. I had Alexis last week, you seen it.” Madea: “Now Jessica, there aint nothing I can do for you now, its too late.” Jessica Hardy: “BUT. You gave Trish Stratus another chance!” Madea: “Are you Trish Stratus?” Jessica Hardy: “OH HELL NO. That’s how its gunna go down huh. Aunty Madea?” Madea: “No hard feelings girl, but its too late.” Jessica gets up off the chair and leaves Madea’s office slamming the door behind her. Maria: “I think Jessica needs a title shot. It isn’t fair!” Joey Styles: “Well you heard Madea, nothing can be done.” The camera zooms to the divas lockeroom. . . Cadence Marie and Amy are in the lockeroom. Amy is trying on different outfits while Cadence is complimenting her. Amy: “FIRECE! How about this one?” Cadence: “That one looks hawt.” Amy goes back behind the curtain and tries on a different outfit while Cadence rolls her eyes. Cadence: “Wow!” Amy: “So you like it?” Amy spins around. Amy: “Ta-Da!” Cadence: “That outfit is really nice. I say keep it on and lets get our asses to the ring before our match starts without us.” Amy: “Okay I’ll meet you out there!” Amy leaves the lockeroom while Cadence talks to herself. . . Cadence: “Gosh, she looked so FAT in those outfits! She needs liposuction!” Cadence gets her ring attire ready, and then heads out. Joey Styles: “Whew Amy looked hot. Anyway, seems like Cadence is being a little ‘two faced’ here.” Maria: “Cadence has two faces!? I only seen one before!” Sable & Lita VS. Amy & Cadence Marie Lingerie Pillow Fight “RAWR!” *Whips Crack* Maria: “I still wanna know if that’s Sable roaring in her theme music.” Joey Styles: “Yippee, a nice, relaxing match!” Layla El: “On the way to the ring, the team of SABLE and LITA!” Sable and Lita make their way down the ring to booing fans. They get inside the ring and see a fluffy bed full of pillows on it.” “Bounce wit it, Drop wit it, Lean wit it, Rock wit it, Snap wit it, All my ladies pop your backs with it, Do it do it do it do it.” Amy’s theme music is heard blasting throughout the arena as Amy and Cadence appear at the top of the ramp. Amy is holding a pillow of her own in her hand. Joey Styles: “Seems like Amy brought a pillow of her own.” Maria: “Is she dumb? How do you bring a ‘special pillow’ to the ring with you.” Layla El: “And their opponents. . .The team of, AMY and CADENCE MARIE!!!” Amy and Cadence Marie enter the ring. Amy takes her special pillow and sets it in a corner. Sable then turns to Lita and strips her gown off revealing sexy lingerie, Lita does the same to Sable. Amy takes her robe off revealing a skimpy outfit. Cadence then reveals her outfit and the fans start to cheer. Joey Styles: “Oooh lordy. It’s getting hot in here once again.” Maria: “EW! What kinda nasty outfit is Cadence wearing? She looks like she stripped naked and then had someone vomit all over her.” Joey Styles: “WHEW. SHE IS FINE!” Layla exit’s the ring as the Ref rings the bell. The match starts off with Lita and Amy. Lita runs up to Amy and slaps her across the face. Amy then pushes Lita away and runs on top of the bed and grabs a pillow. Lita runs after Amy and grabs a pillow as well. Amy hits Lita with her pillow and Lita hits her back with hers. Lita then swings the pillow far back and swings it into Amy’s face with force. Amy falls off the bed and rolls out of the ring landing on the floor. Maria: “Okay last week she was getting suplexed out of the ring. . .This week she’s getting thrown out of the ring by pillows!” Joey Styles: “Tag me, tag me!” Amy gets into the ring and Lita throws her onto the bed. Lita takes a new pillow and starts to hit Amy repeatedly with it until it breaks and fluff starts to fly everywhere. Lita walks off the bed, then she hit’s a standing moonsault and stays on Amy for the pin. Pin: One, two, KICKOUT. Joey Styles: “WHEW. NICE kickout by Amy! DAMN!” Maria: “The feathers look like cotton candy.” Lita pulls Amy by her hair and throws her off the bed and onto the ring floor. Lita then tags in Sable. Sable grabs Amy’s hair and whips her back onto the bed. Sable then takes a pillow and starts to beat Amy with it. More feathers flew out of the pillow. Sable grabs Amy’s neck and throws her into the turnbuckle. Sable then stretches her leg out and chokes Amy with her foot. The Ref makes Sable let go, two seconds later, Sable stretches her leg and starts choking Amy with her foot again. Sable takes her hand and slaps Amy across her face then slams her head onto the canvas. Maria: “I hope Sable and Lita win.” Joey Styles: “Oh I hope there is no winner, I want this match to go on forever!!!” Sable brings Amy to her feet and Amy slaps Sable across her face. Amy takes two pillows and starts to beat Sable with them making a blinding fluff all over the ring. Amy then spears Sable to the floor and starts to pull on her hair. Amy gets off of Sable then kicks her in the stomach while on the floor. Amy then dashes to Cadence Marie and makes the tag. Joey Styles: “WHEEEE. Cadence Marie, YAY!” Maria: “EW. I can smell the vomit from here.” Sable see’s the tag and tries to quickly crawl over to Lita but Cadence grabs Sable’s foot and pulls her back. Cadence grabs a pillow and hits Sable in her face. Cadence then yanks Sable’s hair and throws her onto the bed. Cadence goes to mount Sable but Sable kicks her hard in the stomach making her fall off the bed and onto the canvas. Sable then runs and tags in Lita. Cadence Marie gets up as she see’s Lita. Lita runs into the ring and tornado DDT’s Cadence onto the ring floor. Lita then tosses Cadence onto the bed and starts attacking her with pillows. Lita mounts Cadence and starts to slap her up. Maria: “Those feathers still remind me of cotton candy. I just wanna go up and eat them!” Joey Styles: “Go ahead and join them Maria.” Cadence and Lita start to roll around on the bed slapping each other and pulling hair. They fall off the bed and Cadence runs up and grabs Lita’s hair. Cadence takes Lita’s hair and spins her around making her slam down onto the floor. Cadence goes and stomps on Lita a few times. Cadence then goes down and starts to choke Lita with one hand. The Ref counts and makes Cadence let go. Cadence brings Lita up and hits the Strip Tease! Joey Styles: “That’s Cadence’s finisher. . .She calls it the Strip Tease! WHOOO!” Maria: “Brutal move.” Cadence Marie goes for the pin. . . Pin: One, Two. . . Sable comes in and breaks the count. Cadence gets up and chases Sable to her corner. Cadence then goes and tags Amy. Amy runs into the ring and tries to capitalize by stomping on Lita and pinning her again. Pin: One, Two, KICKOUT. Lita kicks up. Amy goes over to Cadence and starts talking to her. Amy turns around and see’s that Lita is crawling over to Sable. Amy runs to stop the tag but Lita slaps Sable’s hand and tags her in. Sable runs in and spears Amy to the floor. Sable gets off of her and grabs a pillow and starts to beat her. Amy gets up and grabs the pillow she brought to the ring with her. Amy takes the pillow and swings it across Sable’s face. Sable falls to the floor knocked out. Amy then pins. Pin: One, Two, THREE!!! Maria: “WHAT! That must be one heavy pillow!” Joey Styles: “IMPOSSIBLE!” Lita’s eyes widen as she walks over and checks on Sable. Amy smiles evilly as the crowd is in total shock. Amy takes her special pillow and waves it in the air. She then empties the pillow and a cinder block falls out. Joey Styles: “HA! COLD, HARD EVIDENCE! She cheated!” Maria: “Wow. I knew the feathers couldn’t be that hard.” Cadence Marie goes over to Amy and gives her a big hug. Cadence then congratulates Amy as they both walk up the ramp. The camera zooms backstage. . . Jade is seen walking around, when she bumps into Cadence Marie. Jade: “Oh hey Cadence, where’s Amy?” Cadence: “Oh she probably went to the lockeroom.” Jade: “So did you know about Amy’s cheat with the pillow?” Cadence: “Oh my goodness no! I was so disappointed in her, I never thought she would want to take this road.” Jade: “Hmph. I wonder why a rookie like Amy would want to use a brutal cheat like that.” Cadence: “I don’t know Jade, I just don’t know.” Jade: “Interesting.” Cadence: “Anyway, Jade. Amy keeps talking shit about you. I’m not lying, the girl cant stop going on about how you’re a slut, and you want other girls men, and that your hair is fake, and how you give blowjobs backstage. You wouldn’t believe it!” Jade: “WHAT!?” Jade pushes Cadence Marie out of her way and storms away. Maria: “Wow new meat is a shit talker.” Joey Styles: “There is really something suspicious about Cadence, I wouldn’t trust her.” CM Punk & Slayden Everett VS. Zach & Kashawn Layla El: “ the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds. . .CM PUNK!!!” CM Punk makes his way down to the ring as the fans cheer. He enters the ring and awaits his partner and their opponents. Maria: “Poor CM Punk, got jumped by Zach and Kashawn. If I was there I’d help him.” Joey Styles: “Psh. What would you do Maria? Cry? Maria: “I’d probably laugh at him, still.” Joey Styles: “Lord.” Layla El: “And his tag team partner. . .SLAYDEN EVERTETT!!!” Slayden Everett walks down the ramp as the fans cheer him as they did his partner. He gets onto the ring apron and enters the ring. Him and his partner talk strategy while waiting. Joey Styles: “Now here’s another victim of Kashawn and Zach.” Maria: “I wonder who the next victim will be.” Joey Styles: “Maybe YOU!” Maria: “I can fight them!” Joey Styles: “I’m sure you have your own techniques.” Layla El: “And one of their opponents, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds. . .ZACH CARTER!!! Maria: “Look its Zach Carter!” Joey Styles: “Damn, I cant stand this guy!” Zach Carter stands at the top of the ramp hearing the fans boo. He starts to walk down the ramp and then stands outside of the ring waiting for his partner before he enters. “People in my face, Damn near everyday, Askin a million questions like Kashawn where ya stay, I tell em A-T-L, Where they chop cars . . . Everybody loves me, I’m so fly, People throw the duces every time I ride by, I know ya wonder why, I’m so cool.” Kashawn Chambers’ theme music plays as he starts to walk down the ramp. Joey Styles: “Kashawn pisses me off just as much as Zach does, if not then more!” Maria: “Look at these bullies!” Layla El: “And Zach’s partner. From Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at one hundred and eighty three pounds. . .KASHAWN CHAMBERS!!!” Kashawn Chambers starts to walk down the ramp. Him and Zach Carter give props then Zach slides into the ring as Kashawn jumps onto the apron. Kashawn leaps over all three ropes entering the ring. The match starts off with Zach and CM Punk. CM Punk dashes at Zach Carter as Zach punches him in the head. Zach grabs CM Punk and starts taunting the fans as he continues to punch CM. CM Punk tries to fight out of Zach Carter’s hold but Zach just pressures him more. Zach Carter lets go of CM Punk then pushes him to the floor. Zach Carter kicks CM Punk multiple times then goes to tag in Kashawn. Maria: “Look he’s getting kicked like a dog!” Joey Styles: “Quick tag their by Zach.” Kashawn Chambers runs into the ring and grabs CM Punk’s leg so he cant tag in Slayden. Kashawn starts to elbow CM Punk in his leg. Kashawn then irish whips CM Punk and clotheslines him down. Kashawn then runs onto the top rope and awaits CM Punk to get up. CM Punk gets up and Kashawn leaps into the air with a Missile Dropkick knocking CM down. Kashawn then goes over and tags Zach. Joey Styles: “A great maneuver by Kashawn, quick tag once again.” Maria: “Whooo, looked like the bully was flying! The wind must be on his side.” Zach Carter goes down to the canvas and starts to fire punches into CM Punk’s face. Zach Carter gets up and raises his hands in the air for fans respect. The crowd boo’s as CM Punk starts to get up. CM Punk slowly gets up and then tries to dash over to his partner for a tag but, Zach runs and lands a face buster. Zach then goes to the top turnbuckle and taunts the fans as they boo him loudly. Zach gets off of the turnbuckle and turns to see CM Punk slowly getting to his feet. CM Punk gets to his feet and Zach goes up to him. CM Punk punches Zach in his face then kicks him in the mid-section. CM Punk then lands a quick neck breaker and tags in his partner, Slayden Everett. Maria: “Finally the slayer has been tagged! Little CM is saved!” Joey Styles: “It’s Slayden, Maria. Anyway, this could turn the match around folks.” Slayden Everett runs at Zach who tries to dodge out of the way. Slayden grabs Zach, irish whips him then lands a tornado DDT. Slayden runs over to Kashawn Chambers and knocks him off the apron with a right hand. The crowd starts to cheer as Slayden gains momentum. Slayden starts to give Zach lefts and rights, he then takes Zach and lands a back breaker. Kashawn then comes onto the apron trying to get in the ring the Ref refrains him and the two start to argue. Behind the Ref’s back CM Punk enters the ring and both CM Punk and Slayden Everett team up to land a double Brainbuster on Zach Carter. CM Punk slides out of the ring as Slayden covers Zach. Pin: One, two. . . Maria: “That was close!” Joey Styles: “Yup, this match can go either way folks.” Kashawn Chambers enters the ring and pulls Slayden off of Zach. Kashawn then pushes Slayden and Slayden pushes Kashawn. The Ref gets between them and sends Kashawn to his corner. Slayden covers Zach once again. . . Pin: One, Two, KICKOUT. Zach Carter kicks out and Slayden goes to tag CM Punk. Zach quickly turns over and grabs Slayden’s foot making him fall flat on his face. Zach then runs and tags Kashawn. Kashawn Chambers runs into the ring and wheel kicks CM Punk off the apron. Kashawn then turns around and leg drops Slayden in his neck. Kashawn goes for a quick pin. Pin: One, two, KICKUP! Joey Styles: “Why did Kashawn have to go hit poor CM Punk?” Maria: “So he can win the match silly!” Slayden’s kicks out as Kashawn starts to get furious. Kashawn brings Slayden to his feet then gives him a forward Russian leg sweep making him hit his face on the ring canvas again. From outside, Zach Carter goes and throws CM Punk into the steel steps. Zach then runs to his apron being unnoticed by the Ref. Kashawn takes Slayden’s leg and drives his knee into the canvas. He does it again, and again. He then brings Slayden up and uppercuts him in the chin. Kashawn takes his leg and kicks it under Slayden’s two feet making Slayden trip and fall onto the canvas again. Kashawn goes to the apron and tags in Zach Carter. Maria: “Zach Carter cheated! He used the steel steps as a weapon!” Joey Styles: “Things aren’t looking too good for Slayden and CM.” Zach Carter runs towards Slayden who is now standing. Slayden elbows Zach in his face a few times then gives him a side kick to his chin. Slayden goes over to tag his partner but CM Punk wasn’t there. Slayden then elbows Zach while on the floor then goes for the cover. . . Pin: One, two. . .KICKOUT! Joey Styles: “This is UN-FAIR! CM Punk was clearly knocked out my Zach!” Maria: “Une, Deux, Trois, Quatre, Cinq. . .” Joey Styles: “Uhmm Maria? What are you doing?” Maria: “Counting in French!” Slayden has worries in his eyes as he gets up and starts to fight Zach. Slayden fires punches and knee’s to the gut waiting for CM Punk to revive and tag in. Kashawn goes over to CM Punk discreetly. Kashawn grabs CM Punk by his hair and lands the K-Twist! Kashawn then quickly dashes back to the apron. Joey Styles: “Now THAT was just pathetic!” Maria: “Yeah this Referee is DOO-DOO!” Slayden irish whips Zach to the ropes then Zach leaps up and shoulder blocks Slayden to the floor. Slayden quickly gets up and runs at Zach. Zach stretches his arm out and lands an arm drag. Zach then starts to kick Slayden while he’s on the floor. Zach then brought Slayden up and quickly landed the Deteriorater! Maria: “Oh great! CM PUNK! CAN YOU HEAR ME? Get up!” Joey Styles: “Maria be quiet! This is the turning point.” Zach looks over to Kashawn who is mounted on top of the turnbuckles. Zach runs and tags Kashawn in. Kashawn looks at the booing fans, then leaps up and lands the Chambers Crash. Kashawn goes for the pin. . . Pin: One, Two, THREE! Maria: “NO! The big bad bullies won!” Joey Styles: “This isn’t right, someone has to step up to these badasses.” Layla El: “Here are your winners. . .ZACH CARTER and KASHAWN CHAMBERS!!!” Zach and Kashawn stare at the carnage they left. Kashawn then grabs Slayden and throws him out of the ring. Zach then goes over to CM Punk and slams him into the steel steps again. Kashawn does the same to Slayden. Zach then takes a kendo stick and hits CM Punk over his head with it. Kashawn grabs a trash can from under the ring and slams it into Slayden’s head. The team start to laugh as they walk up the ramp listening to the fans boo. Joey Styles: “Oh this is COMPLETELY unacceptable!” Maria: “Where’s Madea when you need her? EW! BLOOD!” EMTs rush to Slayden Everett and CM Punk as Kashawn’s theme music stops playing. The camera zooms backstage. . . Cadence Marie and Amy are seen chatting near the water dispenser. Amy: “Our match was so great! We won!” Cadence: “Yeah! Congrats on using the secret pillow, that was such a great idea!” Amy: “Yeah, thanks for the tips. So where is your lockeroom? I’ll meet you there.” Cadence: “Uhmmm. . .It’s the one right next to the GM’s office.” Amy: “OKAY! See you there!” Cadence takes some water, and Amy heads over to the lockeroom. Amy: “Hmm so this is Cadence’s lockeroom. I cant believe she gets her own lockeroom and I have to share with the other divas in the divas lockeroom!” Amy opens the door and walks in to see Jade. . . Amy: “JADE!?” Jade: “AMY!?” Amy: “What are you doing in Cadence’s lockeroom?” Jade: “Uh, this is MY lockeroom.” Amy: “It cant be! Cadence said it was hers!” Jade: “Well its mine, get lost.” Amy: “This is the one next to GM’s office right?” Jade: “Yes, and its mine. . .Buh-Bye.” Amy turns around all embarrassed and runs out of Jade’s lockeroom. The Hot Spot - Monique Orton The camera then fades in and we see Monique Orton standing in in a room with a sofa, a large plasma TV with a small end table on the side. On the other side of her there’s a mini bar, with a few things on it. Monique: “What up my XWE Fans?” The crowd cheers as they hear the voice of Monique Orton. Not knowing why she’s there, they let her finish. Monique: “Let me start by addressing one thing. Yes I’m still a Diva. But I decided to take a few weeks off to help out backstage. Think about it. I’m Monique Orton. I’ve been Aggression’s Tag Champ, Unleashed Woman’s Champ and Aggressions Inter-Gender champs. Not to mention 2006 Queen of XWE. It’s time I took a break and let others try to step their game up.” Mix reactions fill the arena as Monique continues Monique: “Enough about that. I’d like to introduce you all to what I call ‘The Hot Spot‘. Since Ciara’s Goodies is no more, I felt the need to do something. My first guest is a old friend of mine. We’ve been through a few ups and downs but everything is cool now. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your new Woman’s Champion a.k.a. The Gothic Queen, the one and only Alexis Valentine!” The camera zooms in on Alexis as she makes her way toward Monique. Alexis: “Thanks for having me Mo. I’m shocked you’d ask me here.” Monique: “Why is that? We’re friends, right?” Alexis: “I thought we were until what you and Randy did to me.” Alexis takes a seat next to Monique on the sofa. Monique: “That was business. Gold was involved. But let’s move on. How does it feel to finally win the title?” Alexis: “It feels great. All this time, in my career, I wanted to make something of myself.” Monique: “That’s understandable. I mean, why be here if you're not doing anything, right? So, what's your next move, champ?” Alexis: “To see if the Women’s’ locker room is up for the challenge in challenging me or if someone would step up.” Monique: “Challenge? Exactly what kind of challenge are you looking for?” Alexis: “Someone who deserves it and isn't a total whore.” Monique: “Ouch. Who do you think would be the most competition for your title.” Alexis: “Jessica Hardy has a mean Bitch Kick but I think people need to step up right now. “ Monique: “Who do you look up to in the company?” Alexis: “I don't really look up to anyone, I just take advice.” Monique: “No one at all? So you're telling me you don’t have not one idol here?” Alexis: “Idolizing someone shows weaknesses.” Suddenly the door swings open and in comes Sable. Sable: “I cant believe this shit! A weirdo like you won MY title. This is an outrage! I demand a title match.” Alexis: “Do you really think you'll get one, acting like that?” Sable: “Acting like. . like. . .” With that said Sable grabs one of lamps and smashes it on the ground. Monique: “Whoa, whoa, whoa! No way in hell I’m gonna let your skanky ass come up in my joint messing with my shit.” Sable: “What are you going to do about it, Ms Interviewer? Hah! Seems like you've been hiding since we returned.” Monique ignored the comment and turns back to Alexis to finish the interview. Before she can get a word out, Sable rushes her out of frustration knocking her down. Monique and Sable begin to roll around the floor as Alexis looks on. Finally, getting to their feet, Monique kicks sable in the stomach, hitting her with the MKO! Monique: “Hiding my ass, bitch!” A Ref makes his way to the room, looking everywhere, trying to find out what happened Monique: “Don’t worry about her. She came in here all drunk and stuff. Tripped over the cords, bumped into the table knocking down my thousand dollar lamp. Take this hoe out of here and let Stephanie know she owe me some cash!” The Ref picks Sable up and heads out the door towards the medics. Alexis and Monique shares a laugh as they both make their ways back to the sofa. Monique: “One more thing before I let you do. What's going on with your relationship?” Alexis: -still laughing- “Kano and I are thinking about getting married soon.” Monique: “Kano? Are you serious? What do you see in that guy other then he's always high on meds?” Alexis: “Yes, I'm serious, he understands me.” Monique: “I see we've been away from each other way to long. I need to talk some sense into you. Good looking on being my first guest on The Hot Spot. Fans don’t worry, I wont be here for long. Tune in next week for my next guest. Back to you, Joey and Maria.” Joey Styles: “Well Alexis Valentine has a lot going for her now.” Maria: “Yeah and WOW! Sable was drunk as hell!” Trish Stratus VS. Chun Li Maria: “This isn’t fair. Trish gets another title shot, but Jessica doesn’t.” Joey Styles: “Well, it’s Madea’s rules Maria. I wonder if Chun Li will come through in this match.” “WHOA! It’s time to rock and roll, This time I’m in control, Right now I own the streets, I got the keys to the city, And that’s cause I get down!” Layla El: “This match will decide the Number One Contender for the Aggression Women’s Championship! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. . .TRISH STRATUS!!!” Trish Stratus appears on the top ramp wearing a baby blue jump suit with a name belt that says Trish. She walks down the ramp listening to the boo’s and ignoring the fans. Trish Stratus enters the ring and puts her hands on her thighs waiting for her opponent. Joey Styles: “Trish Stratus is defiantly going to win this match. She hasn’t had the Aggression Women’s Title and Chun Li is no match for her.” Maria: “I think Trish will win this match also. Chun Li is too weird.” Layla El: “And on her way to the ring. . .From Calgary, Alberta, Canada. . .CHUN LI!” Chun Li appears at the top of the ramp while the fans cheer her on. Chun Li waves to the fans and walks down the ramp entering the ring. Maria: “Chun Li you stand NO chance!” Joey Styles: “MARIA! Don’t say that! Chun Li thinks she’s fierce now. Let’s see what she has.” The Ref signals the bell and the tow divas lock up. Chun Li overpowers Trish and pushes her away. Trish Stratus runs up to Chun Li and Chun Li bicycle kicks Trish down. Trish gets back up and Chun Li slaps her in the face. Trish goes to slap Chun back but Chun grabs Trish’s hand and gives her another slap. Chun grabs Trish’s head and bashes it into the turnbuckle post. Chun does this twice and then snaps Trish’s head back into the canvas. Joey Styles: “Maybe I will re-think my predictions.” Maria: “Wow Chun Li can fight!” Trish Stratus gets up and Chun Li kicks her in the stomach then lands an inverted neck breaker. The fans start to cheer as Chun gains momentum. Trish gets up and Chun runs and knocks her down with a clothesline. Trish gets up again and Chun Li knocks her down with another clothesline. Trish slowly gets up and Chun sends an elbow into Trish’s face. Trish continues to elbow Trish and then she irish whips Trish. Trish comes back and hit’s the Air Canada and start to punch Chun Li aggressively. Maria: “AIR CANADA! Trish looks angry.” Joey Styles: “Nice move by Trish. And yeah she’s angry because Chun Li is interfering with her title shot.” Trish Stratus continues to punch Chun as the crowd boo’s her. Chun Li takes her leg and kicks Trish off of her. Chun Li gets up and Trish runs at her and grabs her hair. Chun Li grabs Trish’s hair and the two pull with force until Chun Li kicks Trish making her let go. Chun Li runs at Trish and knocks her down with a spin kick. Chun Li goes over to Trish, brings her up and gives her a suplex. Maria: “I’m too bootylicious for ya baby!” Joey Styles: “. . .Yeah. . .Anyway, I never expected this from Chun Li.” Maria: “I love that song, its my favorite! I wonder if Chun Li likes it too.” Joey Styles: “Why don’t you dance Maria?” Maria: “I’m too shy, why don’t you dance?” Joey Styles: “Anyway, moving on, this match is going really well for Chun Li.” Chun Li mounts Trish and starts to pound her head into the canvas. Chun Li gets off of Trish and awaits her to get up. Trish gets up and Chun Li gives her a falcon arrow followed by a pin. . . Pin: One, Two, KICKOUT. Chun Li starts to kick Trish when all of a sudden. . . Joey Styles: “OH NO!” Maria: “WHO IS THAT!?” Jessica Hardy appears at the top of the ramp with a chair. Jessica walks down the ring. She looks at the fans who have questions in their eyes. Jessica then walks into the ring with the chair and hits Chun Li with it across her back. The Ref calls for a double disqualification as Jessica puts the chair down and deals with Chun. Jessica takes Chun Li and throws her shoulder first into the ring post. Maria: “Look at this Barbie doll attacking poor Chun Li.” Joey Styles: “OH NO! Jessica just slammed Chun with a chair and possibly dis-located the girls shoulder! WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE WANT!!!? Maria: “I think it’s revenge for Madea not giving her a title shot.” Jessica turns around and Trish Stratus runs up to her locking in the Stratusfaction. Trish springs against the ropes ready to land the move but Jessica throws Trish onto the floor. Jessica Hardy then grabs the steel chair and awaits Trish to get up. Trish gets up and Jessica bashes the chair across her head. Joey Styles: “This is un-called for!!!” Maria: “I guess she just proved she wants a title shot and that she will stop at nothing to get one.” Jessica Hardy looks at the carnage she left in the ring then gives an evil smirk as she walks backstage to her theme music. The camera zooms backstage. . . The Miz: “HOO-RAH! It’s Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin! Your OFFICIAL Aggression Backstage Interviewer. I’m here wit none other than the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION. . .JEFF HARDY!!!” Jeff Hardy: “Get to the point clown!” The Miz: “Right. So Jeff Hardy who would you rather face for your Undisputed Title? Dolphynn, HHH, or The Rock?” Jeff Hardy: “I can beat ANYONE of them with my eyes closed. I’d like to get my hands on Dolphynn as revenge for the limo attack though.” The Miz: “A little cocky are we?” Jeff Hardy: “You listen here little fag. . .I can beat ANYONE, I am the greatest champion of ALL TIME. And this title WONT be going anywhere got it?” The Miz: “Well how can you say the title wont be going anywhere? Someone’s obviously going to wi. . .” Jeff Hardy cuts Mike off by uppercutting him in the mouth. Jeff slams Mike Mizanin into the wall and walks away. . . Maria: “OHHH. I WISH I WAS AN OSCERMIER WEINER! THA. . .” Joey Styles: “ENOUGH Maria. We just seen Jeff Hardy take his anger out on out innocent Staff Member backstage.” “BOOYAKA, BOOYAKA, SIX ONE NINE!!!” Layla El: “Please welcome. . .REY MYSTERIO!!!” Rey Mysterio jumps out of no where on the top of the ramp as the fans cheer. He hops about down the ramp, touching the hands of his fans. He jumps in the ring and receives a microphone from Layla. Maria: “It’s the Jumping Bean!” Joey Styles: “Rey Mysterio said last week that we would find out about his future tonight!” Maria: “Oooh I cant wait!” Rey Mysterio: “Alright, I’m gunna get straight to the point.” The crowd cheers. Rey Mysterio: “Kano Makato, you’ve held that title too long buddy. You’re a great champ and all, but I think its time your reign was over.” Joey Styles: “Okay well it seems like Rey Mysterio wants his hands in the Xtreme Title.” Maria: “Uh oh! I don’t wanna see Chucky and his Bride! I’ll get nightmares!” Rey Mysterio: “KANO! I challenge you to a match! Any type, one on one, for your Xtreme Title. Now please come out here so we can discuss it.” The crowd cheers for Rey Mysterio. Kano Makato’s theme music is heard throughout the arena as he stands on the top of the ramp with his Xtreme Title around his waist. Beside him, is his girlfriend, and the Aggression Women’s Champion, Alexis Valentine. Alexis brings the Women’s Title and puts it on her shoulder as Kano puts a microphone to his mouth. . . Kano Makato: “Listen baby carrot. The answer is indeed, positively, NO!” Alexis snatches takes the microphone from Kano. Alexis Valentine: “Yeah! You cant just walk up and expect a title shot from the Xtreme Champion! Where’s your respect?” The crowd starts to boo Alexis and Kano. Joey Styles: “Well folks, Kano just declined a title shot for Rey Mysterio.” Maria: “I say Alexis takes a mirror and fixes her makeup. Oh wait, she broke all the mirrors.” Rey Mysterio: “Kano, all I’m asking for is ONE title shot.” Kano Makato: “And all I’m saying is. . .NO!” Alexis Valentine: “Now bounce before we go CRAZY on you!!!” Madea’s theme music is heard as she walks out on the ramp. Madea: “Hold up Chucky and Chuckette.” The crowd starts to show excitement as Madea continues. . . Madea: “Rey Mysterio is right, you been had that Xtreme Title for too long!” Alexis Valentine: “WHAT!? My man deserves to keep his title! You cant do this!” Kano Makato: “YEAH! The title cant change hands unless I’m pinned ONE, TWO, THREE.” Madea: “Or unless I take it away from you. . .Which will happen if you and the Gothic Oreo don’t shut yo yaps!” Joey Styles: “Harsh.” Maria: “HA HA! Gothic Oreo!. . .Wait. . .I don’t get that.” Madea: “Next week, LIVE here on Aggression. It will be Kano Makato VS. Rey Mysterio, one on one, for the Xtreme Title! Oh, that aint all. . .It will be a LADDER MATCH!!!” The crowd goes wild. Kano Makato: “WHAT!? You cant do this to me! I’m the most xtreme holder of the Xtreme Title!” Alexis Valentine: “NOOO! You cannot do this!” Rey Mysterio: “You heard the GM!” Kano Makato: “Rey Mysterio! BUCKLE UP! Cause your dead jelly bean!” Madea: “Ah shut up and get yo ass backstage!” Joey Styles: “It’s official! Rey Mysterio VS. Kano Makato in a ladder match for the Xtreme Championship. And the best is that it’s NEXT WEEK, LIVE, on Aggression!” Maria: “HA HA. Chucky and Chukette.” Triple H VS. The Rock VS. Dolphynn - Cage Match #1 Contender for the Undisputed Title Joey Styles: “Well Maria, this match is going to be HUUUGE. Bigger than last weeks main event, and it will go down in HISTORY.” Maria: “Wow the cage makes me tremble.” Joey Styles:. . .Yeeeahh. . .Anyway I’m sure Jeff Hardy is in the back watching his TV.” Layla El: “The following contest is to name the Number One Contender for the Undisputed Championship. It is a cage match!!! The first superstar to climb out of the cage wins!” Maria: “Can you climb cages Joey?” Joey Styles: “No, can you?” Maria: “Nope, I have heels on.” Joey Styles: “I’m sure can climb other things. . .” The cage begins to lower as the fans take pictures and await the match to start. Layla El: “On his way to the ring. . .Weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds. From Seattle, Washington. . .DOLPHYNN!!!” Dolphynn stands at the top of the ramp as the fans cheer. He walks down and the Ref opens the cage door so he can get it. The Ref closes the cage door behind him, and waits for the other combatants. Maria: “LOOK!!! IT’s FLIPPER!!!” Joey Styles: “Don’t make fun of him Maria, it’s Dolphynn.” “IF YAAA SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN.” Layla El: “And on his way to the ring. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at two hundred and seventy five pounds. . .THE ROCK!!!” Joey Styles: “Damn, this is going to be a great match. The Rock? Cage match? For Jeff’s title? Heck, I would love for him to win this match.” Maria: “YES, I SMELLLLLL WHAT YOU ARE COOKIN!!!” The Rock slaps the hands of his fans and enters the door to the ring. He takes turns standing on all four turnbuckles honoring his cheering fans. The Rock keeps a good eye on Dolphynn as he stands in the ring awaiting the match to begin. Layla El: “And the final competitor. . .From Greenwich, Connecticut. Weighing in at two hundred and eighty three pounds. . .TRIPLE H!!!” Maria: “QUICK! Pass your water bottle I need to do the entrance!” Joey Styles: “Triple H doesn’t look happy.” “TIIIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAME. MUA HA HA HA HA HA.” Triple H appears on the top of the ramp as he slowly makes his way down to the ring. The fans have a mix of reactions as he enters through the steel cage door. Joey Styles: “A STEEL CAGE! HHH, The Rock, and Dolphynn!” Maria: “ALL HELL IS GUNNA BREAK LOOSE!!!” Joey Styles: “Don’t finish my sentences.” Maria: “Sorry. I suggest Layla gets out of the ring before she gets crushed.” Layla El exit’s the cage as the Ref closes it, and turns the lock. The Ref signals the bell and the match begins. Maria: “OH LOOK!” Dolphynn makes a quick run for it. He leaps onto the cage behind him, clings on, and starts to climb up. Triple H rolls his eyes and goes over to Dolphynn taking his time. Triple H reaches up, grabs Dolphynn’s pants and pulls him down to the canvas. From behind The Rock comes and slams Triple H’s face into the steel cage. The Rock irish whips Triple H and sets up for a spine buster but Triple jumps up and gives him a kitchen sink. Triple H mounts The Rock and starts giving him straight punches to the face. From behind Dolphynn comes and grabs Triple H’s hair, pulling him off of The Rock. Triple H turns around and faces Dolphynn with an angry expression. Dolphynn backs off a little but then starts to elbow Triple H in his face. The Rock gets up and both Dolphynn and The Rock fire punches at Triple H backing him into a corner. Joey Styles: “Looks like we have a bit of team work here between Dolphynn and The Rock.” Maria: “La la la la.” The Rock and Dolphynn work together and irish whip Triple H. Triple H comes back he gets a double spine buster from both Dolphynn and The Rock. The Rock turns around to see Dolphynn scurrying away and hustling to climb out of the cage. The Rock runs up to Dolphynn, grabs his leg, and pulls him down. The Rock brings Dolphynn to his feet then gives him a manhattan drop. The Rock turns around and Triple H is getting to his feet. Maria: “ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!” Joey Styles: “He cant hear you Maria. . .” Maria: “I know, but the viewers can.” Joey Styles: “This match has just started, it can go any way.” The Rock goes up to Triple H and punches him in the face, The Rock does it again but Triple H grabs his fist and knee’s him in the stomach. Triple then takes The Rock’s head and drives it into the steel cage. Triple does it multiple times until blood starts gushing out. From behind Dolphynn comes and rams Triple H’s head into the steel cage once. Dolphynn lands a back cracker on Triple H then he stomps on The Rock and starts to climb the cage for the third time. Joey Styles: “Whoa! Look at the speed that Dolphynn’s is using to climb!” Maria: “I think he will make it! CLIMB FLIPPER! CLIMB!” The Rock comes below Dolphynn and starts to rattle the steel cage. Dolphynn falls onto the canvas yet again. The Rock turns around and Triple H starts to fire some right hand blows at him. Triple H lifts The Rock up and gives him a piledriver. Triple H turns around and see’s Dolphynn squirming on the floor getting to his feet. Triple H kicks the Rock and Dolphynn like dogs and then goes to climb out of the steel cage. Maria: “Climb Triple H climb!” Joey Styles: “If Triple H makes it up, this match is over!” Triple H his half way up the cage. Triple looks down and see’s Dolphynn climbing up to catch him. Triple H continues to climb but Dolphynn stretches and reaches his leg. Triple H tries to shake Dolphynn up but Dolphynn drags Triple H’s leg down making him hit his back hard on the ring canvas. All three combatants lay motionless in the ring. Joey Styles: “It’s so early in this steel cage match and all three wrestlers are already laid out on the floor.” Maria: “Damn old men, exhausted already.” Dolphynn kicks his legs up in the air then lands on his feet. Dolphynn brings The Rock to his feet then gives him a DDT. Dolphynn then goes over to Triple H and tries to land a back breaker. But Triple H turns around and attacks him. Triple H takes Dolphynn’s leg and gives him a dragon screw. Triple then takes Dolphynn’s and throws him into the steel cage. The Rock slowly gets up and Triple H does the same to him. Triple H sends an evil to the audience. He then grabs Dolphynn’s head and brings him over to The Rock’s he takes both their heads and bashes them together. Triple H then begins to climb the steel cage slowly. He struggles grip on and hold but he makes it past the ropes. Maria: “GO TRIPLE H! WHOOO!” Joey Styles: “This is going to be a close one.” Triple H continues to climb as The Rock and Dolphynn start to get to their feet. Triple H doesn’t notice that his enemies are up but he continues to climb. Dolphynn grabs one of Triple H’s legs and The Rock grabs the other. The two then drag Triple H off the steel cage and slam him onto the mat. Joey Styles: “Ouch!” Maria: “He aint getting up for a while. Dolphynn brings Triple H to his feet and starts to kick him and punch him in a really fast combo. The Rock just stands in the corner and watches as Dolphynn uses all his energy to fight Triple H. Dolphynn takes Triple H and tries to give him a snap mare but Triple H blocks it and the two start to brawl. The Rock walks over and the three of them start to throw punches back and forth, pushing and shoving. Maria: “Lollipop, lollipop, oooh na na, lollipop.” Joey Styles: “What the fuck?” Maria: “It’s the Lollipop song, Joey.” Joey Styles: “Yeah and your singing it why?” Maria: “I don’t know. . .I like lollipops.” Joey Styles: “Never mind you. . .Well these three men look like they’re going to do anything for that Undisputed title.” Jeff Hardy is at the top of the ramp running down with his Undisputed Title around his waist. Joey Styles: “THIS CANT BE HAPPENING.” Maria: “What does HE want!?” Jeff Hardy gets to the ring. The Ref warns him away but he climbs the apron and knocks the Referee onto the floor. Jeff then punches the Ref in his face and takes the steel cage door key. Maria: “WHAT!? Poor Ref! Ill go help him.” Joey Styles: “NO! You sit down! Your gunna get hurt!” Maria: “FINE!” Joey Styles: “Jeff Hardy cant do this! Madea said she will confiscate the Undisputed Title if there’s anymore actions from him!” Jeff Hardy slides the key into the cage lock and opens the latch. Jeff Hardy enters the cage and takes his Undisputed Title off. Dolphynn is the first one to notice as he turns around and gets knocked down by the title. Jeff Hardy quickly knocks The Rock down then Triple H. Jeff Hardy holds his title up high and the crowd boo’s him. Joey Styles: “Uh oh. Hopefully Madea wasn’t true to her words.” Maria: “Hey you people back there! Turn the fans up!” Madea comes down the ramp. Jeff Hardy stares at her and rolls his eyes. Madea: “Get out the cage you piece a trash.” Jeff Hardy walks out of the cage and gets a microphone then stands at the bottom of the ramp. Jeff Hardy: “What the fuck do you want Grandma?” Madea: “Oh hell. Imma get straight to da point.” Jeff Hardy: “Yeah please. Cause I don’t know what the hell your doing out here with your pajamas and that old wig.” Madea: “ONE MORE WORD AND IMMA MAKE YOU SWALLOW YO XWE CONTRACT!!!” The crowd starts to cheer. Maria: “Jeff Hardy is gunna eat paper! EWWW.” Joey Styles: “I don’t like the sound of this. . .” Madea: “I told you after last weeks show. . .Anymore action outta you, then dat title is GONE! What did you do? You came and started yo shit up again. Jeff Hardy I’m done wif you. You don’t listen to instructions and you go crazy when someone tries to compete fo yo title. You are no longer the Undisputed Champion. The title is VACATED!!!” The crowd bursts into cheers as Jeff Hardy goes crazy. He kicks the ropes and stomps his feet around. Joey Styles: “OH NO! I was afraid of this!” Maria: “HA! GOOD FOR YOU!” Madea drops her microphone and stomps down the ramp towards Jeff Hardy all mad. The title is on Jeff’s shoulder. Madea stares him up and down and gives a “HMPH” as she snatches the title off of Jeff Hardy’s shoulder. Madea turns around and walks up the ramp. The camera zooms backstage. . . Stephanie McMahon is in her office with a folder in her hand. She’s on her cell phone with her father, and Chairman of XWE, Vince McMahon. Stephanie McMahon: “Yes Daddy, I know exactly what’s going on.” Vince McMahon: “Okay well go on Steph! Get it out in the open!” Stephanie McMahon: “I will. I got it all in my head.” Vince McMahon: “That’s my little Princess. Hopefully the XWE fans like my idea. This better not go to waste!” Stephanie McMahon: “Don’t worry, its YOUR idea. It cant go to waste you’re a genius.” Vince McMahon: “That I am, that I am.” Stephanie McMahon: “Okay talk to you later Daddy, I’m going to let the fans know what they’re dieing to hear.” Maria: “Daddy this, Daddy that. What a suck up.” Joey Styles: “I’m interested in what that’s all about. What are the fans dieing to know?” Maria: “Well we don’t know where you’ve been. Obviously Stephanie will announce that her old father is going to retire.” Joey Styles: “WHAT!? Oh Maria, tell me it isn’t so, tell me it isn’t so!!!” “I’m all grown up, Now and I’ve listened and learned, A true star and I’m finally gettin my turn.” Stephanie McMahon walks to the top of the ramp wearing a short, fitted blue dress with flower designs going down the bottom. Joey Styles: “Hear we go! Everyone’s brains must be boiling trying to think of what the announcement is.” Maria: “The old fart is retiring! I already told you!” Stephanie McMahon starts to walk down the ramp with a smile on her face. She eyes all the Aggression fans as they get out of their seats and start to cheer. She enters the ring and signals Layla El, the Ring Announcer to give her a microphone. Joey Styles: “Here comes the suspense.” Maria: “Yeah yeah yeah, get cracking Princess.” Stephanie McMahon raises the microphone to her mouth as the crowd becomes dead silent awaiting her announcement. Stephanie McMahon: “Good evening XWE Aggression fans. Before the closure of tonight’s show, I need to make an announcement. XWE will be under going some changes, some major, some minor. But keep your eyes open! There may be a big surprise!.” The fans keep silent wondering about the surprise. Joey Styles: “Okayyy, is that all she’s going to tell us?” Maria: “Surprise, AH HA! Vince McMahon will retire!” Stephanie McMahon’s theme music plays as she walks back up the ramp and heads backstage. . . Maria: “Well peeps that’s all for tonight. Stephanie came out and basically said nothing, she’s good for nothing, but yeah, GOOD NIGHT!” Joey Styles: “Tune in next week we have a LADDER MATCH for the Xtreme Title! Maria: “But that’s not all. . .I’m Maria. . .OVER AND OUT!” Joey Styles: “PEACE!” |