“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first ever XWE awards show!! Tonight, we will crown the greatest male superstar, the hottest diva of them all, and the greatest champions. I am your host, Jerry “The King” Lawler and I’d like to start off saying thank you all! Thank you all for a great 2004! Let’s get this party started! To present the award for Greatest World Tag Team Champions, Bret Hart!”

Bret Hart comes out on stage, wearing a tux and has a white envelope in one hand, and two XWE Award Trophies in the other. He places it all on the podium in front of him and speaks in to the microphone. “Alright first I would just like to thank everyone who made this year a great one. The nominees for the Greatest World Tag Team Champions are:
Monique Orton and Jessica Hardy
Shawn Michaels and Chris Benoit
Edge and Kevin Nash
And the winners are…” He takes a while to open the envelope and looks a little shocked. “Monique Orton and Jessica Hardy!” The camera pans around the room, searching for the two divas. They are both sitting by their husbands and look happy as they get up and walk towards the stage. Both are wearing very nice dresses and their hair fixed nicely. Each of them accept one of the trophies and take turns giving their thanks. Jessica goes first, “I really have to thank Monique for this, and of course everyone who voted for us! 2004 was a great year!” Monique then takes the microphone. “I also have to thank Jessica, and all of the great XWE fans. I have a big list, but those are the main ones! Thank you everyone! And by the way, it’s Monique Casey!” The two Aggression divas walk off the stage, followed by Bret Hart.

Jerry Lawler then comes back out on stage, a little sweaty. “Woohoo!! Puppies!!!! Next to present the award for the Greatest U.S. Champion, Dolphyn!” King exits the stage again, as Dolphyn comes out. He has one trophy and another envelope, which he sets down on the podium. “It is with great pleasure that I give out this award to who all of the great XWE fans voted for to the Greatest U.S. Champion! And nominees are:
Destroyer
Shane McMahon
Batista
The Rock
And the winner is………The Rock!” The camera searched the crowd and finally sets it sites on The Great One as he rises from his seat and walks to the stage. He accepts the award and gets in front of the microphone for his speech. “Finally…The Rock has come back…to the first ever XWE Awards show! The Rock would like to thank the XWE, and the millions….AND MILLIONS of the Rock’s fans! IF YA SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK…is cookin’!” He takes his award and exits the stage, Dolphyn walks backstage as well as King comes back out.

He straightens his tie and smiles into the crowd. “To crown the greatest Undisputed Champion, here he is, Randy Orton!” Randy Orton comes out in a black Armani tuxedo, a white envelope and trophy in his hands. He places both items on the podium. “Before I read the nominees, I would just like to thank everyone for making this a great year. And Monique, I know this hasn’t been exactly a picture perfect year for us, but I really want us to get through this.” The camera searches through the crowd for Monique, and finds her as she rolls her eyes and looks pissed off. “The nominees for the greatest Undisputed Champion are:
Shane Douglas
Kane
Triple H
And the greatest Undisputed Champion is………Kane!” The big red monster stalks to the stage and accepts the award. He says a quick thank you, and then heads backstage, Randy Orton close behind.

King takes his place on stage again. “I think its time for a break…and time for HLA! Nah, actually its time for Hellfire to get his butt out here and tell us who the Greatest Tag Team Champions are!” Hellfire walks out on stage with an envelope in one hand, and two trophies in the other. “I want to know why I’m not up for more awards! This is a load of crap! I should be up for more awards, or there should be more categories for me!” King comes back out and smacks him on the head, and tells him to read the nominees or get off the stage. Hellfire grunts and reads the nominees. “And the nominees are:
Tyson Tomko and Batista
Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy
Rage and Malcom
Randy Orton and Charlie Haas
And the winners are…Matt and Jeff Hardy!” The two brothers make their way to the stage where they each accept a trophy. “I would first off like to thank my brother Jeff. I also need to thank my parents for supporting me and all of the great fans who voted for us and have stayed true to the XWE.” Matt steps back, letting Jeff take the microphone. “I would of course like to thank my fans, my beautiful wife, and my brother Matt.” They all three exit as King comes back.

“Ah! It is now time to introduce the LOVELY LITA!” King’s eyes seem to bug out of his head as Lita comes out on the stage to present the award for Greatest TV Champion. “This has been a hell of a year, and during the year we have had three great TV Champions. But there can only be one greatest, and the nominees are:
Ultimo Dragon
Rey Mysterio
Hellfire
And the winner is, Rey Mysterio!” Little Rey Mysterio gets up and makes his way to the stage. He gets up there, throws his arms up, and takes his trophy. He gives a quick thanks to the fans before exiting the stage with Lita behind him.

“Alright everyone, get ready for this! Here to present the award for the Greatest Cruiserweight Champion, the one, the only, TORRIE WILSON!” This time, King doesn’t leave the stage; he simply walks to one side so he can watch. The blonde bombshell walks out to the podium where she puts down the trophy. “This truly has been an amazing year, and like everybody who else who has come out here, and everyone who is still going to come out, I have to thank you all again. Now, the nominees for the greatest Cruiserweight Champion are:
The Hurricane
Christian
Shannon Moore
And the winner is,” she pauses opening the envelope, “Christian!” Christian comes up the stage, wearing nice clothes. He takes the trophy from Torrie who steps back, allowing him to use the microphone. Christian makes a little speech before heading off stage, followed by Torrie. King comes out of his little corner and back to the microphone.

“Woohoo! Are you all seeing all these puppies??? And there’s more to come!! Yes, four more divas!! To present the award for the Greatest World Heavyweight Champion, the leggy Stacy McMahon!” Again, King doesn’t exactly leave the stage, he just moves aside. Stacy comes out with the two items she’ll be using, wearing a nice dress as are all the other divas. “As Torrie said, I really do have to thank all of you for making 2004 a great year! And the nominees are:
Shawn Michaels
Goldberg
Chris Jericho
And the winner is…HBK Shawn Michaels!” Stacy hands the award to Shawn who then makes his way to the microphone. “I do actually have to thank all of my fans and of course the XWE fans. I should also thank numerous other people…but I’m not going to.” Shawn smiles a cocky grin before following Stacy off stage.

“Whew, and now to present the award for the Best Male Superstar from the Unleashed roster, the lovely Jessica Hardy!” She comes out in a different dress than before and stands by the microphone. “I don’t know why everybody is thank you all, we’re the ones busting our butts. I should be thanking myself! Anyways, the nominees are:
Randy Orton
Jeff Hardy
Undertaker
Matt Hardy
Batista
Chris Jericho
And the award goes to…Randy Orton? Okay there must be a mistake! I believe this award should go to Jeff Hardy not Randy Orton, he messed up his marriage. Oh whatever, Randy just come get your award.” Jessica steps backing, looking ticked and annoyed as Randy picks up the award from the podium. “Alright, thank you!! I think I should just stay up here, I’ll be winning much more awards!” Jessica gets annoyed and shoves Randy towards the exit.

“She’s a fiery one,” King says, coming back to the center of the stage. “Please welcome Miss.  Jackie who is here to present the award for Best Male Superstar from the Aggression locker room!” Miss Jackie comes out from the side, and immediately reads off the nominees. “And the nominees for Best Male Superstar from Aggression are:
Hellfire
Kane
Edge
John Cena
Triple H
Dolphyn
And the winner is…EDGE!” Edge looks shocked as hell as he stands up, receiving a kiss on the cheek from Stacy and proceeds to the stage. “I really wasn’t expecting this, so I have no speech. I just want to thank all the fans, those who voted for me and all of the XWE fans. I also need to thank Stacy for always being there for me and all of my friends and family for doing this same. Thank you!” Edge and Miss Jackie exit the stage as King comes back from the side.

“This is the last time you’ll see me stay out here…for a while,” King says with a sly grin. “To present the award for best diva on Aggression, Batista!” Batista stalks to the microphone. “I’m not here to thank anybody, just give out the award. So, the nominees are:
Monique Orton
Jessica Hardy
Stacy McMahon
Torrie Wilson
Emily Crystal
Trish Stratus
And the winner is, Jessica Hardy.” Jessica walks back out to the stage and accepts the award. “I would first like to thank MYSELF for beating the hell out all those divas and earning this award! I also need to thank Monique Casey for sticking by me all the time. My husband, Jeff, for always being there with me. I would like to thank all the fans for voting me and cheering me on and sticking by me. Oh and this goes out to all the divas that I haven’t beat yet,” Jessica slams the award down on the podium and points out to the crowd. “Jessica Hardy is better than ever and she’s coming for you! Watch your back and keep safe. Have a wonderful night everyone,” she says with a smile. The two of them leave, and King returns.

“Please welcome back the best male superstar from Aggression, Edge.” King walks behind the curtain as Edge comes out of the opposite side. “Alright, I’ve already said what I need to say, so here are the nominees for the Best Diva from the Unleashed side:
Miss. Jackie
Victoria
Lita
Chun Li
And the award goes to…LITA!” Edge hands her the award with a smile and Lita says thank you to all her fans and to a couple other people before walking off stage with Edge behind her.

“Okay I’m staying for this presenter. Please welcome Trish Stratus!” King watches from the side as Trish comes out to present the award for cutest couple. “There are a lot of cute couples in the XWE currently, but only one can be named the XWE Cutest Couple! So, the nominees are:
Monique and Randy Orton
Jessica and Jeff Hardy
Stacy McMahon and Edge
Torrie Wilson and John Cena
Nidia and Test
And the cuties are…Edge and Stacy McMahon!” The two blondes go back on stage and take the awards from Trish. Edge lets Stacy use the microphone. “Wow, thanks everyone who voted for us. We promise to stay cute for 2005,” Stacy giggles and then the three of them walk off the stage as King returns.

“This next award is going to be fun! Here is Jeff Hardy to present the award for XWE’s Greatest Moment” Jeff Hardy comes out and places the envelope and award on the podium. “The nominees for this category are:
Hellfire gets a cake smashed in his face
Is Randy Orton cheating?
Stacy Keibler is actually a McMahon
The Masked Man
Start of the Radicalz
Emily Crystal steals the title
And the award goes to…Randy Orton for sleeping with that big slut, Jewel. Nothing to exactly be proud of…but anyways, here’s your award Orton!” Randy gets up and goes the stage, his face very red. He takes the award and leaves, no speech or nothing. Jeff walks away too as King comes back out.

“Now, the two General Mangers from the XWE, Stephanie and Shane, are here to present the award for Greatest Match.” Stephanie and Shane McMahon come out on stage, they both alternate saying the nominees. Stephanie goes first, “And the nominees are:
Unleashed vs. Aggression”
“Kurt Angle vs. Hellfire”
“Kane vs. Big Show”
“Goldberg vs. Eric Bischoff”
“Diva Royal”
Shane then reads the winner, “And the greatest match of the XWE is…Unleashed vs. Aggression!” Vince McMahon then comes up and takes the award. “This will be staying in MY office because I don’t need you two fighting like Stephanie and Stacy.” Vince saunters off the stage, Stephanie and Shane following.

“And now, Victoria is ready to present the award for the best XWE feud!” King walks behind the curtain as Victoria comes out. “The nominees for the best feud are:
McMahon vs. McMahon
John Cena vs. 50 Cent
Randy Orton vs. Test
Bret Hart vs. Batista
And the winner for best feud is…McMahon vs. McMahon!” Stephanie walks up on the stage, as does Stacy, both of them looking a little uneasy. Stephanie goes first for her speech. “This award is for all the ass kicking’s and beatings Stacy took for messing with me. I don’t like her much but I’ll cooperate today,” Stephanie stands next to Stacy. “So I guess we will accept this award on behalf of the McMahon family.” Stephanie stands back and now Stacy speaks. “I really don’t know if I want this award. I suppose I’m glad all the fans were entertained by our bickering, although it’s something I am not proud of in the least. Stephanie, you can keep the award, I don’t really want it as a reminder that I’ve been fighting with my sister.” Stacy walks off the stage. “Well then, somebody can sure be a downer!” Stephanie then exits, followed by Victoria.

“Our next presenter, presenting the award for the Best Diva from both shows, Triple H!” King steps off to the side, not wanting to miss who the fans voted as hottest diva. “The nominees, for the best diva from both shows are:
Monique Orton
Lita
Jessica Hardy
Miss Jackie
Stacy McMahon
Victoria
And the hottest diva in all of the XWE is Monique Orton!” Monique gets up and gratefully accepts the award. “First off, my name is Monique Casey! Aside from that, this really is an honor to be named best diva between both the shows. I first need to thank all of my fans who voted for me and stuck by me all of this time. I need to thank Jessica Hardy for also being by my side through thick and thin. Thank you all!” Triple H walks off stage, but Monique stays.

“Well…here she is, to present the award for best male superstar from both shows, Monique  ...err, Casey.” “Thank you King, and now the nominees are:
Randy, you know who really cares about this no good … never mind
Edge
Jeff Hardy
Hellfire
And the best superstar in all of the XWE is…Edge!” Edge gets up from his seat, Stacy giving him yet another kiss and he makes his way to the stage. He takes the award as Monique walks off stage. “Oh wow, I really cannot explain how much of a honor this is. First I’m the best male superstar on Aggression, but best male superstar in the entire XWE, that’s really amazing. Thanks to all of my fans and everyone who voted for me. Thank you again Stacy, and my friends and family. This really means a lot! 2005 is going to reek of awesomeness!” Edge walks off the stage as King comes back to announce the last presenter.

“And for the last time tonight, please welcome the owner of the XWE, Vince McMahon!” King exits the stage as Vince walks on. “Before I present anything I must thank all of the XWE superstars and divas for making this year truly amazing. And I also have to thank the XWE fans, without you this could not be made possible. Now the two nominees for the Better Show and Best General Manager are:
Unleashed with Shane McMahon
Aggression with Stephanie McMahon
And the best XWE Show and the best General Manager are…Aggression with Stephanie McMahon.” Vince walks backstage as his oldest daughter comes up. “Wow, thank you, but really, this isn’t a big surprise, you know. I would like to thank all of the Aggression wrestlers and divas for making this happen. Keep up the good work and we will win it again next year!”

King comes back out as Stephanie leaves. “Alright, that is all we have for you tonight! Join us next year for the XWE Award Show! Thank you all for coming, have a safe night, and thanks to you all!”