King: No kidding, what’s even greater is the first match of the night, its Raw’s Women’s title match between Gail Kim and Lita. Lets start it now.
LIta vs Gail Kim – Women’s Title
Gail Kim comes down first. The crowd doesn’t do much. Lita’s music plays, and suddenly the crowd goes nuts. She comes out, bouncing like she forgot to take her riddlin. She gets to the ring, and the bell sounds! The two women lock up and start to fight back and forth, until Gail grabbed Lita’s hair! She starts pulling her back by the hair until finally she breaks loose. Gail, still holding her hair, whips her across the ring a couple times. Lita gets up, furious, and charges at Gail. She takes her down and starts punching at her face, until the ref has to pull her off. She backs off for a second and then pulls her up by the hair and sends her off the ropes, when she comes back, Lita gives her a huge powerslam! WOW! She pops up and runs up the turnbuckle, and hits a Moonsault! 1……2…..kickout! How did Gail kick out of that?! Lita picks her up, and goes for a twist of Fate, but Gail reverses it, and leaps up, and wraps her legs around Lita’s right arm and head! She falls to the ground, but Gail stays attatched! After a few minutes, Lita can’t take the pain anymore and taps out! I can’t believe it, Lita tapped out! Gail proudly walks out with her Belt.
As she walks to the back, she bumps into Desiree. Dez says, “Watch it, tramp!” Gail clocks her with the belt, and says, “I believe you’re the tramp, I am the champ!” and walks off. Security immediately tends to Desiree, who is out cold and busted open on the ground.
Kurt Angle vs. Hellfire – Intercontinental Title – Ladder Match
Cole: What a way to kick off Smackdown’s half of XWE Vengeance! This is a huge match for these two men.
Tazz: First out is the challenger, a phenomenal athlete, Hellfire.
His music plays and he is cheered relentlessly by the crowd. He plays it up and makes his way to the ring. As he climbs up into the ring, he jumps up on the turnbuckles and cheers out into the crowd, and they yell back. He is getting the crowd going, when Kurt Angle’s music hits! Hellfire pops down, and watches Angle make his way up the ramp. The crowd boos Angle as he makes his way down, and he just saunters on by. He gets up in the ring and the bell rings. The two men get nose to nose trading insults, until Hellfire stomps on Kurt’s toes! The crowd laughs as Kurt begins to jump around holding his foot. When his face turns around, into Hellfire’s path, Hellfire jumps straight up and delivers a beautiful standing dropkick right to Kurt’s face. That dropkick knocked Kurt down to the mat, and Hellfire wastes no time taking out the legs of Kurt Angle, you can’t climb a ladder with out legs. He attacks them with out wavering, first a flurry of elbows to the inside of his right leg. Then he drags his leg to the rope, and uses the rope as leverage, and bounces up and down on that right leg! Kurt may have a broken leg, but Hellfire keeps on it. He then pulls him over to the corner, and wraps his legs around the turnbuckle, and applies the hanging figure four around the ring post! You can actually see the pain in Kurt’s face. He can’t tap out in a Ladder match, and there is no rope break, the only way out is for too much blood to rush to Hellfire’s head, and it looks like it just did, as Hellfire let’s go and falls to the ground. He looks unconscious, his taste for victory gave him the adrenaline to push himself to the edge, and he went over it. Both men are down. After about 15 seconds, Kurt is on his feet, and he hobbles to the outside, and throws a lifeless Hellfire into the ring. He then rolls in, and begins to punch him uncontrollably until Hellfire’s face is covered in blood! Hellfire, starts to stir, and pushes him off, as he gets to his feet, Angle takes out Hellfire’s left leg, with three quick chop blocks. He then grabs the leg of Hellfire and applies the Ankle Lock! Hellfire is writhing in pain trying to get out of it, but to no avail. Finally, Kurt lets up a little, as his hands are sweaty and start to slip. This gives Hellfire enough time to flip his good leg underneath himself, and kick Kurt in the face. This kick sends Kurt into a turnbuckle. A bloody Hellfire gets up and hops over to the turnbuckle. He climbs up on to the second rope, and starts to punch Kurt, as the crowd chants, *1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..* As Hellfire goes for the tenth punch, Kurt pushes him off of him and then clotheslines him. He then catapults him, which sends him over the ropes and he lands face first on the padded barricade on the outside. Kurt looks up and sees his Belt, and goes and gets the ladder and sets it up. As he begins to climb, he sees Hellfire starting to stir on the outside, so he jumps down, and times it, and dives over the top rope. Hellfire sees this out of the corner of his eye, and dodges him. Kurt lands in a belly flop on the hard ground! That could do major damage to the ribs. Hellfire climbs in and makes his ascent toward the belt. He is taking a bit of time, since his leg is so damaged. As he reaches the third rung, Kurt Angle gets up and grabs him, and gives him a tremendous Angle Slam off the Ladder. Both men lie motionless on the ground. After 8 seconds or so, both men get up, and start to climb. They both reach the next to the last rung, when they hear Emily Krystal’s music! They both look to the entryway, and all they see is her video, wait from the other side of the arena Emily runs through the crowd, and does a springboard dropkick to the top of the ladder! This knocks both men outside of the ring! Emily sets the ladder back up, and climbs it. She grabs the belt, and the ref calls for the bell! The match has been awarded to Emily, making her the new XWE Intercontinental Champ! The men both realizing what happened are furious as she hightails it out of there through the same crowd from which she came! All the while getting booed by the XWE fans!
We see Destroyer walking around backstage and he bumps into Belle Black. They look in each others eyes and pause for a second. Suddenly, Destroyer says, “Watch it!” and storms away. As he leaves she sees he dropped his watch. She tries to catch up with him, but he is gone.
Rage and Malcolm vs Tyson Tomko and Batista – Tag Team Titles
Rage and Malcolm come out first accompanied by Victoria. The crowd kinda cheers for them, as they come down to the ring. They try to play to the crowd, and as they start to get louder, the music stops and Batista and Tyson Tomko come down. The crowd boos them loudly, but just as they get about halfway down the ramp. Adam and Belowzero attack them from behind! Adam grabs Tomko and gives him a Twist of Faith, while Below Zero gives Batista an Ice Crusher! The crowd cheers loudly as they make their exit. DX makes their way down, and takes advantage of the situation! They drag them to the ring, and Malcolm tosses Tomko in the ring. The ref rings the bell, and we are underway. Malcolm begins to take it to him, with some hard kicks to the gut. He is really taking it to him. He then picks Tomko up, and goes for a suplex, and connects, but he holds on and stands up, and gives him a second, and a third! As he goes for a forth, Batista’s knee connects to Malcolm’s back, and he lets go. He takes after Batista, but he drops to the ground, and Malcolm stops, and turns around into a clothesline from Tomko, who uses every bit of energy to pull it off. They each crawl to their corners, and Tomko gets it first, and Malcolm is stopped before he can get there. Batista has grabbed his foot. Malcolm uses the ropes to stand, but Batista still has his foot. He spins Malcolm, and Malcolm ducks a clothesline, and as Batista turns around, Malcolm connects with a deadly viscous Sweet Chin Music. He then crawls and makes the tag to Rage. Rage picks up Batista and gives him a body slam, and sets him up. He climbs to the middle rope, and is about to deliver an elbow drop, when Tomko grabs his legs! He falls face first onto the mat. Batista makes a tag to Tomko, and Tomko hops in. As Tomko goes to pick up Rage, Rage swings his arm violently connecting first to the ref’s head and then to Tomko’s Groin. The ref goes down, and Tomko drops to the ground. Batista rushes in and knocks Malcolm off the apron, and grabs Rage. He nails him with a sit out Powerbomb! He puts Tyson on top of him. From the back here comes Adam and Below Zero! They Throw Batista over the ropes, and Adam puts Tomko on his shoulders and Below Zero connects with a Doomsday Device style Clothesline!! They put Rage on top of him. And shake the ref, who wakes up. They run off as he counts 1…………………….2…………………3!! Malcolm and Rage have won! DX are the new champs!! **NO CHANCE, That’s what you Got!** Vince comes on the Titantron and says, “I don’t think so! Ref watch this footage.” He replays Adam and Below Zero’s assist. “Now, that is a blatant Disqualification. Therefore, the titles should go to Tyson Tomko and Batista!” The ref agrees and reverses his decision. Since this is a vacant title, you can win it by a DQ win. Tyson Tomko and Batista won the Titles, but how proud can you be of a victory like that?!
Ultimo Dragon vs. Edge – TV Title
As Edge’s music hits, he and Stacy come out through the crowd. The crowd loves these two. They get in the ring and show off a little. Then Ultimo comes out with Dawn Marie. These two are definitely the Odd Couple of Smackdown. As Edge hands Stacy his coat, Ultimo delivers 4 swift martial arts kicks to Edge’s legs and back. Edge drops to his knees, and Ultimo goes for a kick to the head, but Edge ducks. When Ultimo steadies himself, Edge has turned around and nails him with a mini-spear. He slowly gets up, and shakes out the cobwebs. He then grabs Ultimo and goes to work on the legs, after about 5 minutes of painful moves to the legs, Edge begins to apply the Edge-cution. But from up the ramp, we see a delivery boy bring Stacy a jewelry box. Stacy opens it and finds a beautiful necklace, with a small giraffe made of Diamonds. Edge stops and looks at Stacy, Stacy is engrossed in the Necklace, it almost looks like she is disturbed by it. Edge says something to her, and then Ultimo comes from behind, and grabs Edge and applies the Dragon Sleeper! Edge tries to get the ropes, but to no avail. Ultimo drags him back to the center of the ring. Stacy tries to get into the ring to stop it, but the ref sees her, and rushes to get her out. While the ref is distracted, Dawn Marie hops up in the ring, and puts on a set of brass knuckles, and nails Edge in the head! She flees as the ref turns back around. He looks at a motionless Edge and lifts his hand and it falls 1….again 2…… again, wait! Edge held his hand up, and is trying to fight out of it. Ultimo quickly kicks Edge’s legs out. Edge taps out and the bell is rung. Ultimo retains his Title. Stacy looks on in disbelief. She realizes that she is the reason Edge lost this match.
Undertaker vs Destroyer – US Title
Destroyer is up in the ring, waiting when the lights go out. The Gong sounds and black lights come on and Taker makes his way out. As he raises his hands the lights come back up. He climbs up into the ring. The bell sounds and immediately Destroyer attacks him! Taker uses his quickness to dodge him and takes it to him hard and strong. With some seriously hard punches to Destroyer’s back, Destroyer starts to spit some blood, I think Taker is doing some real serious damage to the champ. He lets up after a few minutes and picks him up. He lifts him up and delivers a devastating Tombstone, and pins him 1….2….Lights out! What the hell?! Lights come back up and Taker is standing at the ropes looking for something. He turns around and Destroyer delivers a huge boot to Taker’s face! He then grabs him and rakes his face across the ropes, and then bashes his head into the turnbuckle a few times. Then he pulls him back and delivers a bulldog from off the second rope, odd move for a big man. Anyway, he pins him, 1…..2…..kickout. It’ll take more than a bulldog to keep the dead man down. Speak of the devil, look how fast he sat up. He stands and Destroyer can’t believe his eyes. He grabs him and sends him into the corner, but Taker comes out walking. Destroyer is so pissed he charges at him, but Taker catches him in a one handed choke hold. The ref yells at him to let him go, but Taker shoves him out of the way. The ref is down. He gives Destroyer a chokeslam, and pins him, but the ref is down. What the hell the lights go out again. They come back and Taker turns and sees Matt Hardy standing there, who kicks him in the face! He then grabs Taker and goes for a Twist of Fate, but Taker shoves him away, and Matt comes back and gets a chokeslam! He picks Matt up in a tombstone position, when he sees Jeff running to the ring. He puts Matt down and waits for Jeff. While jeff taunts him from the outside, Matt gives Taker a low blow. Taker Doubles over in pain, and Jeff runs in and they give him a Double DDT! Destroyer wakes up and sees this and rolls on Taker. The ref comes to and counts 1………2……..3! Destroyer retains his belt thanks to the hardyz!!
Monique Orton and Jessica Hardy vs Los Guererros – World Tag Title
Cole: I believe that this is the first time in wrestling, 2 women challenged 2 men for the Tag Titles.
Tazz: I for one want to see them beat the Guererros.
Cole: Lets get down to the ring and get it started.
Guererros make their way out first to their lie cheat and steal music, and the crowd pops. They play it up in the ring, until Evolution’s music hits, and the crowd keeps cheering. Monique and Jessica come down to the ring, and they are accompanied by Randy Orton, who has a match later tonight in a Steel Cage against Test. The bell rings and Monique and Eddie start it out. They lock up and Eddie just throws her across the ring. She lands sitting up and leaning on the turnbuckle. Eddie gets a sick smile and charges at her, but she ducks, and his body slams into the turnbuckle. He staggers back and she rolls him up in a pinning maneuver, 1……2…..the ref stops counting because he sees Monique’s legs on the ropes. She gets up, and picks eddie up and goes for a MKO, but he pushes her away, and tags in Chavo. Monique starts to head for Jessica, but Chavo grabs her tights and she realizes, if she walks further her ass would be exposed, so she turns around to smack him, but he ducks. He then gives her a full nelson suplex. Randy climbs up on the ring apron, and tries to get in but the ref stops him. While he is doing that, Eddie gets in and he and Chavo double team her with a spike piledriver! Orton finally gets down and the ref sees Eddie pinning Monique, but he won’t count. He says there was no tag made. So Chavo climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a frog splash, but Monique raises her knees up! They both slowly crawl toward their corners. Chavo tags Eddie first, but Jessica gets tagged just in time, and comes in like a house of fire, with three quick clotheslines knocking Eddie down each time. Then, as Chavo tried to get back in the ring, she dropkicks him to the floor, where we see Randy Orton kick him a couple times, and then walk away as if to say, “I didn’t do anything”. Jessica then takes Eddie and sends him into the corner, and follows 5 seconds after him, and runs up his body and does a backflip off him, using his face and groin to push off of. He drops to the ground in pain. Jessica tags in Monique, and Monique immediately delivers a swift kick to the head, before he has a chance to stand up, his head lands on the middle rope. Monique seizes the opportunity and lays her leg across the back of his throat, using the ropes to choke him. She breaks it at 4, as to not get disqualified. She then runs off the ropes, to really jump on him and drive the neck into the ropes, but, Chavo pulled Eddie out in the nick of time, and She straddled the ring rope, and bounced back, getting her foot tangled in the ropes. Randy tries to help untangle her but the ref tells him to get back, and while he is doing that, Chavo is pulling hard on the trapped leg, he may very well break it. Jessica sees this and divebombs him! She gets back up on the apron, and Monique, who got free, tags her. She gets in and goes toe to toe with Eddie. After a minute, Monique grabs the refs attention, and Jess kicks Eddie square in the balls, the camera pans to Randy Orton, who chuckles. She then grabs Eddie and gives him a hard snap suplex. She pins him. The ref turns around, 1….2…kickout! He kicked out. She tags in Monique, and places Eddie in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Monique climbs the ropes, and does an MKO off the turnbuckle. She pins him but the ref is trying to stop Chavo from getting in. Randy goes over to the other side of the ring, and grabs Chavo’s ankle. He pulls it out from under him, and his face comes down, flush against the apron. The ref turns around. 1…..2….kickout! She should have had that! She looks frustrated, so she picks him up and delivers another MKO. She then tags Jessica, who gets in, and just as Eddie stands, gives Eddie a Chick Kick! She pins him, 1…..2….3!! My God!! We have the first all female team to hold tag team gold!! Evolution!! Randy climbs in the ring and celebrates with them.
In the back we see Edge yelling, “What the hell is going on?! Roses, necklaces? I thought you wanted to be with me?!” Stacy replies, “I do. I swear I don’t know who or where they are from!” He doesn’t believe her and goes to walk away, as she gets in his way, he pushes her out of the way, and she trips over a cable and smacks her head on a crate! Edge looks back and sees this and immediately takes her to the trainers.
As the Cage is assembled around the ring for the next match, The camera goes into the back and finds Tomko and Batista. They have champagne and are celebrating. Josh Matthews comes in and asks them, “How can you be happy winning titles that way?” Tomko repiles, “what are you talking about? We had the match won, but those two idiots interfered. Thankfully Vince was watching, and we won the match anyways.” “Yeah” Batista replies “Now shut the door and grab a glass, or shut the hell up and get out!” Matthew goes to grab a glass and Tomko grabs him by the waist of his pants and carries him out the door. Tomko and Batista laugh as they shut the door.
Randy Orton vs Test – Hardcore Title – Steel Cage Match
With the cage now assembled, this match can get under way. Test comes out first and he comes out alone. He gets down to the ring, and looks at the steel structure, as it is the first time he has seen an actual cage in person. He is used to the HIAC. This is a real steel cage, with thick black bars. Orton comes out now, and he is accompanied by many cheers. He gets to the ring, and the cage doesn’t even phase him, he just climbs up into the ring. The ref explains to both men, “There are 3 ways to win, to escape the cage first, meaning both feet touching the ground, or by pinfall or submission.” The ref backs away and rings the bell. They immediately lock up, and Test pushes Orton back into a corner, and as the ref calls for a clean break, test backs out with arms raised, as if to say “it’s clean” and then charges in with a huge knee to Randy’s gut! He pulls him out of the corner and delivers a suplex. He then grabs his arm and starts to do an armbar. He is trying to debilitate the shoulder, as to make it more difficult to climb the cage. After about 5 minutes, he lets go of the armbar, and stands Orton up. He drags him to the cage, and puts the same arm through one of the cage holes, and pulls the arm through the next hole down. He begins to yank on it and pull it so hard that Orton screams in pain. He lets go and runs off the ropes, he jumps up to splash Orton, but Randy ducks, and test goes face first into the cage. Randy gets his arm out, but is definitely favoring it. He grabs the staggering Test and rams his head into the cage 5 more times, dying his goatee red, along with the rest of his face. He then goes to work on the back. He starts with a series of Double Axe Handles to the back, which eventually takes him to his knees, where he puts him in a devastating stretch hold! From up the ramp we see Nidia. Orton sees her and lets go of Test and yells at her to get out of here, but she just blows him a kiss. He looks perturbed and turns around and gets a swift kick in the crotch! Nidia opens the cage door and yells “Come On!” Test starts walking to the door, but Orton reaches out and grabs his leg. He trips, but Nidia grabs his arms and starts pulling. Test breaks Randy’s foothold and NIdia pulls him out, and he is almost to the ground. When Monique runs down the ramp, and delivers a hard kick to Nidia’s side, and then slams the door on Test’s body! Test goes limp for a second, and then Randy grabs him and drags him back in. Nidia gets up, spears Monique, and slams the door on Randy, who was attempting to exit. She then puts a padlock and chain around the door, and walks away. Monique gets up and sees the chain, and pulls at it and realizes what she did, and rushes into the back, apparently after Nidia. Randy and Test start to get up, but Test is up first, looks at Randy and Starts up the cage. Orton gets up and follows. As Test reaches the top, Randy gets there too and grabs Test. They teeter on the top, punching each other a few times, until Randy gets in three consecutive blows, then grabs him and delivers a RKO from the top of a Fifteen Foot Steel Cage!! He slowly rolls his arm onto Test, 1…..2…..3!!! Randy Orton wins the Hardcore Title in one hell of a battle between these two! Wait, look it’s Monique, with Bolt Cutters!! She cuts the lock, and pulls off the chain! Climbs up in the ring and hugs her husband the new champ!!
Steph comes out and says, “Due to injuries sustained backstage, Stacy is unable to compete tonight. So your next match will be The Women’s Title Battle Royal!” The crowd applauds the new match.
Women’s Title Battle Royal
Now, all the participants are in the ring. We have Emily Krystal, the new intercontinental champ, Torrie, Sable, Miss Jackie, Jacqueline, and a masked superstar that calls herself black widow. As the bell rings, all the women charge at Black Widow, as she is much larger than most of the other ladies. She tosses them off like bugs. Torrie is the first to return and gets a boot to the face, and then Jacqueline gets a back body drop over the ropes, and is eliminated! Sable tries to sneak up behind her, but gets backhanded, and then kicked a few times. While she is kicking Sable, Emily comes up and blasts her in the back of the head, very hard! The widow drops and grabs her head. Emily realizing she found a weak spot, starts destroying it! Miss Jackie and Torrie are taking it to Sable, and they toss her over! Then as Miss Jackie turns to go after the Widow, Torrie grabs her and tosses her over! Don’t trust anyone in a battle royal, its every man, or woman in this case, for herself. Torrie charges and nails Emily in the face. Then Torrie goes to work on Emily, while The Black Widow lays on the ground, collecting herself. Emily ducks Torrie’s next attempt at a punch and puts her in a full nelson, and then does a front face buster from a full nelson position. Suddenly up the ramp, you see Kurt Angle. He is yelling at her. She is yelling back. He gets to the ring and is taunting her continuously. She finally gets fed up, and jumps on the top rope and does a springboard moonsault! She connects, but eliminated herself in the process! Its down to Torrie and The Black Widow. Torrie sees her still lying on the ground and picks her up. He tosses her over the top, and turns and begins to show off thinking she won, but the widow hung on, and pulled herself back in. Torrie turns around and gets a pedigree!! Widow picks her up and tosses her over the ropes as if she were a rag doll! The newcomer Black Widow has won the Women’s Title. Hey, she has a microphone. She says, “Well, if you didn’t recognize me, let me help you.” She removes her mask and its, CHYNA!! The crowd erupts, and Chyna plays it up. But then Steph’s music plays and the place goes silent. Steph comes out, and says, “You can’t be the champion, I fired you!” The crowd boos loudly, “So I must award the title to –” *No Chance! That’s what you got!* Vince comes on the big screen and says, “Oh, Steph. You need to be careful, you see, I signed her to a contract that said if she won the battle royal and became women’s champ, then she can’t be fired by you, only the board!” Steph looks furious at both of them and screams, “This isn’t over!” and storms away. Chyna plays to the crowd one last time, and then heads to the back.
Shawn Michaels vs Goldberg – World Heavyweight Title
Goldberg comes out first to his normal entourage entrance, but the crowd boos. He ignores it and gets in the ring. Shawn’s music hits, and the crowd goes nuts. He comes down and does his normal dance, which makes the ladies go crazy! The bell rings and they are both shown the belt. They lock up, and Goldberg bounces HBK into the ropes, and sends him off the ropes, as he returns Goldberg goes for a spear, but Shawn leapfrogs over it. When Goldberg stands back up, he gets a Sweet Chin Music square in the jaw!! HBK quickly pins him 1…..2….3! That has to be the fastest match for the world title ever!! Shawn grabs his Title and walks back to the back.
As the Chamber is assembled around the ring for the main event, we see The Hardys and the Ortons Backstage. They all are excited and the Ortons are slightly bandaged. Shane Douglas walks by the locker room, stops looks in, and says, “Ladies, great match tonight!” The men look a little bothered by the comment, until he says, “And Randy, my God, your match was incredible. I don’t think anyone will ever beat you, except for maybe me.” He says, and laughs. The Hardys and Ortons all laugh til he leaves. Then Randy and Jeff look pissed again. As we go out to the ring.
Elimination Chamber – Undisputed Heavyweight Champion
The first man down is Shane Douglas, and the crowd boos him loudly, followed by RVD who gets tremendous cheers. Then 50 Cent, who gets a mix of deep boos, and high pitch cheers, obviously he is loved by the ladies. Then behind him is Y2J. Those four men enter their chambers and await the lucky bastards who get to start at the beginning. First, HHH comes out to many boos, followed by John Cena. Cena does a little rap that pisses off each of his opponents. Then climbs inside the structure, and just before the bell rings, Steph shows up on the Titantron, and says, “Just so you all know, the last person eliminated in this match will not be a complete loser, as he will get a shot in 2 weeks for the Intercontinental Title on XWE Slamfest!” The crowd cheers loudly, and the bell rings. The two men lock up, and we’re off! HHH gets the upper hand and begins pummeling on Cena, but it doesn’t last long as Cena delivers a back kick right between Hunter’s legs. Cena then starts taking it to Hunter’s neck and shoulders. With a chinlock, and then a neck crank, he is really wearing HHH down. Just then, the buzzer sounds, and lights flash on all four chambers until the light begins to slow, and eventually land on 50 Cent! 50 Cent rushes out and slams a knee into Cena’s back, and tosses him over the ropes onto the steel floor on the outside of the ring. He then grabs HHH and begins to work on his back. He then turns HHH and puts him in a maneuver that looks like a Boston crab. HHH looks like he is about to tap, when 50 Cent takes a springboard missle dropkick square in the face! Cena and Cent start battling it out until HHH gets moving and hits the first thing he sees, which happens to be 50 Cent. Cent doubles over and turns, and walks right into an F-U!! Hunter then gets clocked by Cena with a low-blow and Cena then covers 50 Cent. 1……2……..3! 50 Cent is eliminated. Hunter gets up and gives Cena a kick to the gut, and goes for a pedigree, but the buzzer sounds again, and Hunter watches the light land on Shane Douglas. He tosses Cena into a corner and charges Shane’s cell. Shane who sees him coming, charges him, and the two men are at full speed, when Shane drops to his knees and spreads his arms out to full span, and Hunter runs right into the left arm, doubling him over. Shane immediately grabs him from behind and delivers a Back Body drop. He then tries to apply the Texas Cloverleaf, but as he turns him over, once again, Cena stops HHH from being put in a predicament by clotheslining Shane. Shane quickly gets back up, and locks up with Cena and the battle starts going back and forth, punches and kicks, and so forth. HHH gets up and joins the battle and it is beatings all around for all three men, beating the hell out of each other. Suddenly the buzzer sounds and out comes RVD, Which means Y2J got the lucky draw, and he will be last out. RVD immediately climbs to the top of his cell and sees the three men battling it out, and does a corkscrew plancha!(Spinning Dive) He lands on all 3 men, and all four are down. RVD is the first back up, followed by Cena. Cena starts taking it to RVD. RVD takes it for a minute, and then suddenly, as if he were given a new body, RVD just started wailing away with those fast kicks to Cena. Cena takes about six kicks before falling to his knees and receiving a running enzeguri kick! RVD then climbs on top of the chamber again, and this time does a five star Frog Splash! The ref counts, 1…..2…..3! Cena is gone. Meanwhile, while the Cena and RVD battle was going on, on the other side of the chamber, HHH and Shane Douglas slowly got to their feet, and locked up, and they fought back and forth, and neither could over power the other, and then, seemingly at the same time, they realized there was no DQ in an Elimination Chamber, and both went for knees to the groin, and their knees connected at full force. Both immediately let go and tried to limp it off, but Shane got the first move off, and kicked HHH’s knee, knocking him down to his knees, and then started working hard on his back. Suddenly the bell rings, and then the buzzer sounds. Y2J enters the ring, and tries to go after HHH and Helmsley, but RVD catches him with a brutal spin kick to the face! RVD immediately does a rolling thunder, and pins Y2J, 1…..2…..kickout! but just barely. Meanwhile, Shane has got HHH’s knee he has been working on in a Texas Cloverleaf. After about 8 minutes in the hold HHH finally passes out from the pain, and the ref declares him eliminated. During the 8 minutes, Y2J and RVD had been kicking and punching, and mostly it was going to Y2J, always winding up with the advantage. Y2J started to go for a facebuster, but RVD saw him coming and ducked and Jericho wound up just doing an ass dive onto the mat! And as he held his ass in pain, RVD nailed him with a running dropkick to the back of the head, and then did a 5 Star Frog Splash off the turnbuckle, and pinned him 1…..2……3! Y2J was eliminated! Its down to RVD and Shane Douglas. The two men lock up, and Shane’s size plays a big role as he tosses RVD around like a little play toy for a couple minutes, until RVD starts using his quickness and starts doing quick kicks and running away, he finally took Shane down with a dropkick to the backs off his knees! Shane started to get back up and got a scissors kick to the back of the head for his troubles. Suddenly Kane’s music and Pyro played, and RVD stared at the entrance. But Shane grabbed a chair he had hidden, and waited for RVD to turn around! RVD turned around, and ducked, as he saw it coming and had that split second reaction time. He then jumped up and kicked it into Shane’s face, A VanDaminator! Shane laid out on the mat, his face now busted open. RVD climbed to the top of the chamber and did another 5 Star Frog Splash! 1……..2……kickout! How did Shane kick out of that!?! RVD looks frustrated, he starts to pick up Shane, but Shane grabs his arm and connects with a Franchiser!! He pins him 1……2…..3! Shane pulls a win out of his ass!! Suddenly Kane’s music hits again, Shane looks up this time, and books it out through the crowd, but at the top of the ramp, HHH is laughing, as we go off the air.