XWE RAW Vince McMahon is standing in the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, “Tonight we will display the greatest match between non XWE superstars. We will witness Eric Bischoff, one on one with Jerry “The King” Lawler. Last week I said that the person who loses is fired from the XWE, and I still stand by what I have said. If King gets fired tonight, Paul Heyman will join J.R in the commentator’s position, and if Eric Bischoff loses tonight the person that will replace him as XWE Raw General Manager is…….” “Hold on Vince, there’s no need to rush into anything.” It is Eric Bischoff, “I am not going to lose tonight so there is no point in getting the “replacement G.M’s” hopes up.” Vince says, “Now just wait Eric. First of all there is only one person that can call me Vince and that isn’t you, so to you, I am Mr McMahon. And second, no-one interrupts me and gets away with it, so tonight; your match against Jerry Lawler is now a street fight.” Bischoff looks over at King. King looks back and smiles. J.R, “Welcome to Friday night Raw. You have just heard the amazing announcement about the stipulation of the match tonight between Jerry “The King” Lawler and Eric Bischoff, it is now a street fight. That means anything goes ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, we are live from New York City, New York, and what a great place to see the women’s and undisputed number one contender match’s tonight.” Malcolm & Rage VS Batista & Tyson Tomko VS Belowzero & Adam DX’s music hits and they’re accompanied to the ring by Victoria. Tyson Tomko comes down to the ring and enters it telling DX to strike him. DX backs away slowly. Batista’s music hits and he runs down to the ring to help with DX. Victoria gets out of the ring and Batista works on Malcolm. Adam’s music hits and Below and Adam come to the ring and ambush Tomko and Batista. Tomko throws Below out of the ring and continues pounding on DX. Rage gets irish whipped out of the ring. Malcolm low blows Tomko when the ref isn’t looking and hits him with a DDT .He covers 1...2...Adam pulls him out and Rage and Malcolm knock him out with right hands. DX slides in the ring and goes after Batista and Tomko. Below goes to the outside to help up Adam and gets his head cracked into the announce table by a flying Malcolm. In the meantime, Rage goes for a Sonic Boom on Tomko but misses. Tomko throws him into the pole again and then puts him in a arm bar. Rage manoeuvres out of it and hits a modified choke slam. He goes for the cover.1….kick out by Tomko. Batista comes in and tells Tomko to go to the top rope. Tomko does and Batista sets up a power bomb with Rage facing Tomko. Tomko goes for a spear and connects.1...2…Malcolm runs into the ring and elbow drops Batista. He starts stomping on him but only gets shut down by a clothesline by Tyson Tomko. Tomko sets up a power bomb and just when he goes for it Belowzero and Adam dropkick him down. He drops onto Batista in a bad way and it seems like the powerful team is about to be shut down but then Tomko gets up and knocks their heads together. He then clotheslines them silly. He picks up Malcolm and sit out powerbomb’s him.1...2...3. “Here are your winners Batista and Tyson Tomko!!!” Jeff Hardy VS Garrison Cade Jeff walks to the ring casually when his music starts. He looks around and at the ceiling of the arena just to make sure nothing happens to him this week. Garrison Cade walks out and tries to get the crowd revved, but it doesn’t work and they just boo him. The match is underway, and Jeff is straight to it. He goes at Cade and kicks him in the back of the leg. He does it again and Cade falls over. Jeff looks at the ceiling again. He gets focussed on the match and lifts Cade up. Jeff puts Cade over his shoulder and spine buster’s him. The ring shakes with the enormous pressure of the spine buster. Jeff walks to the corner and looks at the top turnbuckle. He turns back around and looks at the ceiling once more. King, “I think he’s scared to do a Swanton tonight J.R.” J.R, “You would too if a bolt of lightning hit you last week.” Jeff scraps the idea of getting up on the top rope. Jeff pins Cade, 1.2… Cade kicks out. Cade is back to his feet now and he starts punching Jeff. Jeff blocks one of the punches and chops Cade. Cade lands against the turnbuckle. Jeff looks at the crowd and smiles but he realizes that he cannot do poetry in motion because his brother is no there with him. He just runs at Cade and clotheslines him. Cade stumbles away from the corner and without thinking Jeff gets up onto the top rope. Jeff does a corkscrew moonsault just in time. Another bolt of lightning hits the top rope just after Jeff jumped. The moonsault hits Cade and both superstars are down. Jeff gets himself up and lifts Cade up too. Jeff does a Twist of Fate and then goes down and covers him, 1.2.3. Jeff has won the match. He goes over to the officials table and gets a microphone. He says, “Undertaker, would you just stop playing these little childish games, give me back my brother and leave us alone.” The lights go out, the crowd scream. Undertaker is standing behind Jeff as the lights go back on. He holds the mic up to his mouth and says, “You think I’m playing games, I destroyed your brother and now it is your turn.” Taker lifts Jeff up and Tombstone Piledrives him right into the canvas. Taker picks the mic up and says, “Rest… In… Peace…” Backstage Destroyer is in Eric Bischoff’s office, “What, you say that I am the perfect United States Champion for this show and now you’re going to have me wrestle the Undertaker at Vengeance for it.” Bischoff, “Look Destroyer, I know that I wanted you to be champ, and you are, so why not defend it against someone that is a real threat to you, like the Undertaker. And if you are a real champ, you’ll have no worries in the match.” Bischoff walks out strapping his wrist with tape. J.R, “It is time for the most anticipated match tonight. The street fight, remember anything goes in this match. The only way a person can win in this match is by pin-fall. There are no disqualifications, no submissions and no count outs.” Eric Bischoff VS Jerry “The King” Lawler (Street Fight) Both men walk to the ring. The bell rings and the match has started. Bischoff wants to take the easy way out and he gets a chair straight away. He hits King in the stomach. He goes to do it again but King counters and takes the chair. King smacks Bischoff in the head five times with the chair. Bischoff is lying motionless in the corner of the ring with blood trickling down his face. King moves him to the centre of the ring but Bischoff gets up and punches King in the groin area. King falls to the mat. Bischoff staggers around the ring, and then picks up the chair. He smacks King in the head. King starts bleeding. Bischoff gets a baseball bat from underneath the ring and whacks King in the stomach. The baseball bat snaps in half and King falls back down. Eric lifts his arms up in the air, signally to the crowd that he is going to win. King trips Bischoff over and grabs a ladder. He stands it up in the ring and dives off it with a tremendous punch to the bleeding face of Eric Bischoff. King covers Bischoff, 1.2… J.R, “There’s a masked person in the ring. He just made the count stop.” He looks down at King and then holds his hand out to help King get up. The unknown person takes off his mask……. J.R, “OH MY GOD, It’s….. It’s….. It’s Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon is in the ring helping King.” Shane holds Eric Bischoff up while King punches him. Shane positions a bin in the lap of Bischoff then gets up on the adjacent turnbuckle. He jumps and does a coast to coast, kicking the bin into the chest and head of Bicshoff. Shane signals to King that he can now pin Bischoff. King gets down and covers Eric, 1.2.3. J.R, “King has done it, he still has his job and he just got Eric Bischoff fired.” Vince McMahon comes out onto the stage and says, “Well done King. That was a marvellous display of aggression in the ring. Because I didn’t announce who was going to be the new general manager of Raw before, I will do it now. The person who is going to be taking over the unconscious Eric Bischoff as XWE Raw General Manager is….. My son, Shane McMahon.” The crowd erupt in applause and cheers. Shane holds King’s arm up and waves to the crowd. J.R, “That was an absolute brilliant match and now we have a new General Manager that I guess will make things better around here.” Trish Stratus VS Gail Kim VS Victoria (Women’s Champion Contendership) All three women are in the ring ready to wrestle. Shane McMahon is sitting ringside and he says, “This match is now an over the top rope challenge, and the winner will go to Vengeance and face Lita for the title.” The bell rings, the divas run at each other in the centre. Trish and Gail smack heads together, but Victoria dodges both of the other. Victoria runs and bounces off the ropes. She comes back and bulldogs Trish. Gail and Victoria help each other. They walk Trish over to the ropes and they throw her out. The announcer yells, “Trish Stratus has been eliminated.” It is now up to Gail and Victoria. They go at each other, punching, kneeing and kicking. Shane McMahon stands up again and says, “Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, calm down, this match is now a Bra and Panties match.” The bell rings again. Gail looks at Victoria and goes down. She tries to rip off Victoria’s mini shorts but Victoria kicks Gail off. Victoria stands over Gail and rips Gail’s shirt off. She swings it above her head then throws it back in Gail’s face. Gail is furious. She runs straight at Victoria and jumps on her. Gail slaps Victoria’s head back and forth. Then she stands over Victoria and slide Victoria’s mini shorts off. J.R, “The next diva to get a piece of clothing torn off is going to lose.” Gail has her back to Victoria so Victoria gets Gail in the widow’s peak. Victoria drops Gail and goes to take off Gail’s shorts. Gail kicks Victoria in the face. Victoria can’t believe it. She runs her hands through her hair and turns to face the referee. Gail takes the opportunity and reverse DDT’s Victoria. Gail bends over showing her behind to the crowd and she takes off Victoria’s top. Gail Kim wins. J.R, “Gail Kim is going to Vengeance this Sunday facing Lita for the Women’s Championship. And Shane McMahon is also getting used to being General Manager by making the match stipulations. Personally, I think Trish Stratus was cheated out of this match. Other matches at Vengeance include the Undertaker VS Destroyer for the United States Championship, Randy Orton VS Test in a steel cage for the vacant Hardcore Championship, and a new one that was just added by Shane McMahon, Malcolm and Rage VS Batista and Tyson Tomko for the vacant Tag team Championship. And we still have one more match that will determine who will face Goldberg at Vengeance this Sunday for the Undisputed Championship.” Backstage Trish is walking back to her locker room when she encounters The Hurricane. He says, “You are crying Ms Stratus. A beautiful woman like you cannot cry. You were cheated out of that match Ms Stratus. Going to Vengeance you should be. So what’s up wit that……” Trish says, “Thank-you for being so kind Hurricane but I lost so it is fair.” Hurricane says, “Do you want to go out for dinner Ms Stratus, pay I will. The best restaurant in town I will take you to.” Trish says, “Sure, I’ll just get my stuff.” Big Show VS Billy Gunn VS Shawn Michaels VS William Regal (Undisputed Champion Contendership) Shane McMahon stands up once again and says, “I really don’t want to see Big Show and William Regal wrestle tonight to this match is now a normal match between Shawn Michaels and Billy Gunn.” Shawn Michaels VS Billy Gunn (Undisputed Champion Contendership) Shawn Michaels’ music starts and he dances his way to the ring. Billy Gunn’s music starts and he too dances his way to the ring. The bell rings. Shawn eyes Billy and they both stalk each other slowly. Shawn fake’s and attack and Billy runs out of the ring. Shawn starts laughing. Billy gets back into the ring. Shawn punches Billy. Billy punches back. Shawn locks shoulder with Billy then he swings around and Manhattan Drop’s Billy Gunn. Shane McMahon stands up again and says, “Enough of this, I can’t take it any more. Shawn Michaels, you win. Bad luck Billy but that’s the way it goes on my show. I can express my power to anyone, anywhere I want.” J.R, “What a night this has been. As we see the new General Manager of Raw expressing his powers once again. King, Shawn Michaels will be facing Goldberg at Vengeance this Sunday for the vacant XWE Undisputed Championship.” King, “Thank-you for watching tonight, tune in on Sunday for Vengeance and next Friday when Raw continues.”