“Here comes the Money,” Shane McMahon dances his way out onto the stage. He walks down to the ring with the United States Championship belt over his shoulder. He climbs the stairs into the ring and gets handed a microphone. He says, “Welcome to tonight’s show. We have jam packed episode tonight, as well as announcing the new name of the show. But first, to start the night off with a bang, it will be Lita and Trish Stratus versus Gail Kim and Claire Cooper.” Shane gets out of the ring and sits at the officials table.
J.R, “As Shane said we have a jam packed show tonight. And with the lead up to the next XWE PPV, every win counts.”
Lita and Trish Stratus VS Gail Kim and Claire Cooper
Lita and Trish come out to the ring talking to each other. Lita runs into the ring and Trish follows. They both pose for the crowd then the women’s champion Gail Kim walks out with the very beautiful Claire Cooper. As theses two cocky females get in the ring the match starts. Lita and Clair start off with a tie up. Lita then does a hip toss to Clair, Clair does a drop toe hold to Lita who lands on the second turnbuckle then Trish tags in herself and kicks Clair in the stomach causing her to land flat on the floor. Clair quickly crawls trying to get to her corner but Trish steps on her so she can’t get there. Gail comes in but the ref stops her so Claire punches Trish in the groin. Claire quickly gets to her corner and tags in the women’s champ. Gail clotheslines Trish who just got up then in comes Lita who also gets clotheslined. Gail picks up Trish and drops her flat on her face now applying a deadly armbar making Trish screams in pain. Lita then tries to get in the ring, but the ref goes over to her and holds her back. Claire slides into the ring and does as Trish is released from the armbar; Claire does a Cooper Dog to Trish. Lita eventually gets out of the ring and walks around to where Claire is. Lita pulls Claire off the apron and DDT’s her. Lita gets on to the turnbuckle facing Claire who is knocked unconscious outside of the ring. Gail irish whips Trish into the opposite turnbuckle then runs over to Lita and pushes her off the top ropes. Lita lands on the officials table and knocks herself out. Gail runs at Trish who is still in the corner and elbow’s her in the face. Trish falls to the ground holding her face. Gail gets Trish to her feet and holds her up for Claire to punch. Claire takes a big swing but Trish ducks and Claire hits Gail smack bang in the head. Claire is shocked and she doesn’t know what to do now. She exits the ring and walks back up the entrance way. She starts crying and saying, “I messed up my whole career, she will never forgive me.”
Gail gets to her feet to find Trish running at her. Gail dodges her and throws her into the turnbuckle pole. Trish falls back to the mat. Gail gets to the top ropes. Lita is back up and she pushes Gail off. Gail falls off and lands on Trish. Lita tries to get in the ring but is to hurt. The referee counts, 1.2.3. Gail Kin wins the match via pinfall, but she has no partner to celebrate with. She looks up at the ramp only to find Claire looking back at her in horror.
Backstage
The Hurricane is in his locker room watching the replay of the Trish match. He shakes his head in disappointment, and then Shane McMahon walks in. Hurricane says, “Congratulations Shane. Good match, you had last week. Not a very good champion Destroyer was. Better now that you are champ.”
Shane says, “Thanks Hurricane, but shouldn’t you be getting ready for your match. It is next.”
Hurricane, “I should. I will go out there now.”
WOOSH. Hurricane fly’s off to the ring.
The Hurricane VS Rage
“Stand back, there’s a hurricane comin’ through.” Hurricane walks down to the ring and waits for the arrival of his opponent. Rage walks out to the crowd booing him. They both stand eye to eye in the ring. The bell rings and the match starts. Hurricane moves slowly over to Rage. He punches Rage in the head continuously. Hurricane irish whips Rage into the ropes, then does a shining wizard. Rage is on the mat squirming. Hurricane signals for a chokeslam. The crowd get to their feet and cheer. Rage gets to his feet slowly and the Hurricane moves towards him.
J.R, “Hang on a minute. Who’s that?”
Destroyer gets out from underneath the ring. He slides into the ring and turns Hurricane to face him. Destroyer does a destructor on him, leaving him lying in the centre of the ring. Rage turns around and gets short arm clotheslined by Destroyer.
King, “He is going mad.”
Destroyer lifts Rage up and Demolishers him. Destroyer holds his arms above his head as his music starts.
J.R, “Shane McMahon has just informed us that he will make his announcement after this short break.”
Shane McMahon is standing in the ring with a mic in his hand. He says, “This, Ladies and Gentlemen is the moment we have all been waiting for. I will announce the new name of my show. But I would also like to tell all of the people out there that the next pay per view, titled XWE Massacre, will be held very soon and it will be great. Now, on my sister’s show last night she said that Aggression needs the highest ratings. You can keep dreaming sis, my show will always be better. Any way, back on track, the new name for this show is… XWE Unleashed.” The crowd cheer, “That is all I have to tell you tonight, so I will go back to my office. I will be back next week with another huge announcement.”
The Hardy Boyz VS Batista and Tyson Tomko (Tag Team Championships)
The Hardy Boyz music hits and they come out. They do all of the usual extreme stuff whilst on the way to the ring. They run and jump to get the crowd pumped. Batista and Tyson’s music starts as they come out and make their way down to meet their opponents. They carry their belts on their shoulders. They enter the ring and hand the title belts to the ref. The ref signals for the bell to be rung. The bell rings and the match is officially underway. Batista and Matt exit the ring onto the apron. Jeff walks up to Tyson, (who is way taller than him) and he starts mouthing off. Tyson swings his fist, but Jeff ducks. Jeff runs around to face Tyson’s back. Jeff suplex’s Tomko. Jeff gets up and rips off his shirt. He gives the guns, and then climbs to the top rope. Tyson gets to his feet, and Jeff corkscrew moonsault’s him. Jeff goes over and tags Matt in. Tyson is struggling to get over to Batista. Matt grabs Tyson’s foot and pulls him back. Matt holds Tomko up, while Jeff punches him. Jeff gets out of the ring. Matt kicks Tyson while he is down. Tyson gets to his feet. Matt goes for a clothesline but Tyson counters and big boot’s Matt. Tyson drags Matt over to the corner and he tags in Batista. Batista lifts Matt up and sidewalk slams him. Batista gets up and yells at the crowd. Matt grabs his back in agony. Batista covers Matt, 1.2… Jeff runs in and breaks the count. Tyson comes into the ring clotheslines Jeff. The ref gets Tyson out of the ring and goes over to Jeff. While the ref is occupied, Batista gets Matt up and punches him in the groin area. Jeff sees this and gets up and goes straight at Batista. The ref can’t stop Jeff. Jeff irish whips Batista and throws him over the ropes. Batista lands hard on the ground. Meanwhile, Tyson is in the ring kicking Matt. Jeff runs back into the ring. He helps his brother up then hits a double DDT on Tyson. Tyson gets up and Matt throws him out onto Batista. Matt gets on his hands and knees. Jeff runs and stepladder jumps off Matt’s back out over the rope landing on Batista and Tyson who were about to get into the ring. Jeff gathers his strength again and gets back into the ring alongside Batista. Tyson is knocked unconscious outside the ring. Matt holds Batista in a headlock then switches moves and does a Twist of fate. He gets up on the top rope, and Jeff does the same on the opposite corner. They hit Batista with the OMEGA splash. Matt gets the cover, 1.2.3. “Here are you winners, and the new Tag Team Champions, Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz.”
Tyson gets up and looks straight at Matt. Matt signals the guns and they Hardy’s walk back to their locker room while getting congratulated by oncoming superstars. They meet Shane McMahon, who is standing outside their locker room and he says, “Well done. I am very proud of you guys.” Jeff says, “Oh, it was nothing. That was the easiest match I have ever wrestled.” They all go into the locker room and start talking and laughing with each other.
Backstage
Shane McMahon walks out of the Hardy Boyz locker room. Randy Orton walks past and Shane says, “Randy, I am getting sick and tired of your little bitch fight with Test, so at XWE Massacre, it will be Test and Nidia versus Randy Orton and a diva of your choice. But tonight it will be Test and Nidia VS Randy Orton in a Handicap match.” Randy starts to walk off, Shane says, “Oh, and Randy, if you touch Nidia from this moment on, I will strip you of your title, and I’m not joking.”
Test and Nidia VS Randy Orton
Randy Orton comes out with an angry look on his face. He storms down to the ring and enters. Test walks down the ramp with his manager/girlfriend, Nidia. They enter the ring and Nidia walks past Randy Orton. Nidia starts in the ring with Randy. The bell rings. Nidia walks up to Randy and blows a kiss to him right in his face. Randy goes to hit her but then looks over at his title belt. He smiles and turns around. Nidia swings him around and slaps him. She knees him in the crotch then gets on the top rope. She jumps off, but Randy moves. She lands hard on the ring surface. Randy gets up and punches Test, who entered the ring in help of Nidia. Test rolls out of the ring and Randy walks over to Nidia. He whispers something in her ear. She gets up and irish whips Orton. Test makes a blind tag. Nidia slaps Randy again continuously. Randy doesn’t know that Test is the legal man in the ring. Test gets the roll-up and pulls Randy’s attire, 1.2.3. Test and Nidia pick up the victory. Nidia walks up the ramp hand in hand with Test.
Shawn Michaels VS Goldberg
Shawn dances out and down to the ring. He gets in and strips off his outer attire. He waits and waits and waits. Goldberg is not coming out. Shane comes out onto the stage and says, “I’m sorry Shawn, but Goldberg has been attacked. He is being driven to the hospital right now; it looks like he might have a broken neck.” The crowd are in silence, “If you don’t believe me, watch.”
J.R, “This is what happened during the break.”
It comes up on the big screen; Jonathan Coachman is interviewing Goldberg about his match against Shawn Michaels. Destroyer comes along and smacks Goldberg everywhere. Destroyer through Goldberg through a table, a wall and smacked him with a sledge hammer. Goldberg is unconscious on the ground. The camera cuts off as Destroyer walks away.
King, “Do you think he wants a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship.”
J.R, “I think is one possessed and pissed off person and it is all because of Shane McMahon.”
Shane looks down at Shawn Michaels and says, “Looks like you off tonight Shawn. But consider yourself lucky. It would have been good to see you in action tonight.”
Destroyer walks out on the stage. He says, “He can still be in action tonight.” Shane looks at Destroyer then walks backstage. Destroyer drops his microphone and runs down to the ring. Shawn Michaels exits the ring and runs out through the crowd. Destroyer stands in the middle of the ring and looks