King, “But we do know that Goldberg is still in hospital from last week’s vicious attack suffered at the hands of Destroyer. So it definitely cannot be Goldberg.”
Lita’s music hits, she comes out on stage and does her little dance and skips down to the ring. She enters the ring and poses to the crowd. Gail Kim’s music hits and the women’s champ walks down to the ring while the crows boo her. She holds the title close to her body as she gets closer to the ring. Shane McMahon’s music hits and he walks out on stage in a baseball jersey. He says, “I am bored already, and it is nothing against you fine looking ladies, it is just that nothing seems to amuse me anymore. Hang on; the thing that I really want to see is a great match, with something at risk……. Hmm, let me think……. I’ve got it, if Lita loses this match, she is fired from Unleashed forever, however, if Lita wins tonight, she gets a shot at the XWE Women’s Title next week. So, let’s get it on.”
Lita VS Gail Kim
Both women are standing in the ring with the knowledge that one of their most treasured things might be lost depending on the outcome of the match. The bell rings and the match begin. Lita walked straight up to Gail Kim and started mouthing off at her. Gail slap’s Lita, but Lita turns around and punches her square in the face. Gail falls to the ground. Gail squirms back into the corner, telling Lita to go away. Lita lifts Gail up by her hair and punches her again, but this time Lita holds onto Gail’s hair so that she doesn’t fall down. Lita smacks Gail again but this time she lets go of her hair. Gail lands hard on the mat, but gets straight back up. She stares Lita right in the eye. Lita low kicks her and DDT’s her. Lita goes for the cover, 1...2… Gail kicks out. Lita gets up and yells at the ref, “Are you blind, that was 3.” The ref tells Lita it wasn’t 3 and the match proceeds. Lita kicks Gail whilst she is lying on the mat. Gail pokes Lita in the eye as she gets up. She irish whips her into the turnbuckle. Gail runs at Lita, but Lita holds her elbow up and it connects with Gail’s head. Lita holds Gail and gets to the second rope. Lita does a swinging reverse DDT on Gail. Gail is lying on the mat motionless. Lita gives the guns, just like her friends and she makes her way to the top rope. She positions herself then does a moonsault pin, 1…2…3. “…And your winner, and then number 1 contender for the XWE women’s championship, LITA.”
The ref holds Lita’s arm up as her music starts.
J.R, “You could just tell by the look of determination on Lita’s face that she really wanted this to happen. She is already a 1 time XWE women’s champion, can she make it 2 times, you’ll just have to wait till next week to find out, but now……”
“No Chance…… That’s what you’ve got.” Vince McMahon walks out to the ring. He holds a microphone in his right hand and an envelope in his left hand. He enters the ring as gracefully as anyone could, then begins, “Give me your attention please people, I don’t have all night.” The crowd shut-up and Vince starts again, “Thank-you. Now the reason why I am out here tonight is to announce that very something that my son told you that would change XWE Unleashed forever. Well actually, I’m here to tell you that I cannot announce it, not tonight anyway. In this envelope I have the announcement but there has been a slight problem with the board of directorers and they have informed me that this announcement will not take place until at least a day after XWE’s next pay per view, Massacre. I don’t understand why, and I don’t really care, but I know that you people will be very disappointed that you have come to a show like this, that is top rated, and you can’t even see Shane McMahon make a huge announcement. Well, you don’t have to see Shane McMahon make a huge announcement, because I will make an announcement that I expect you will appreciate. Tonight, here in Toronto, Canada, it will be Batista VS Randy Orton for the Hardcore Championship.” The crowd boo, “But that’s not all. My son promised a match for the World Heavyweight Championship tonight and you are going to get it, because tonight it is, The World Heavyweight Champion, a.k.a The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels face to face, in this very ring, with Destroyer, the same man that put Goldberg in hospital with four cracked ribs, a punctured lung and 27 stiches to the head last week.” The crowd scream with delight now.
The Hardy Boyz VS Malcolm and Rage (Elimination tag)
The Hardy’s come down to the ring to their pumped up music. They give the guns just as Malcolm and Rage’s music hits. They come out storming down to the ring ready for a piece of the Hardy’s. The bell doesn’t even have to ring, before Malcolm and Rage come into the ring and start smashing the Hardy Boyz. The ref signals for the bell to ring and it does. The match is away as Malcolm and Rage start punching Matt and Jeff continuously. Malcolm irish whips Jeff into the turnbuckle. Then he helps Rage irish whip Matt into Jeff. Matt realizes what is going to happen so he slows down. Jeff moves and they come out of that without a scar. Matt and Jeff run at Rage and deliver a double clothesline. Matt gets to the top rope. Jeff goes over to Malcolm and irish whips him against the rope. Matt does an extreme leg drop on Rage as Jeff runs at Malcolm with a shining wizard. Rage gets to his feet and smacks Matt in the mouth. Jeff goes over to Rage and hits him right in the middle of the back. Jeff turns around only to get speared by Malcolm. Matt is back to his feet now, and he runs at Malcolm. Malcolm dodges Matt’s attack and low blows Matt. The ref gives Malcolm a warning for disqualification, as Rage is back in action helping his partner. Jeff is in the corner still hurt from Malcolm’s spear. Malcolm and Rage set Matt up with a double chokeslam. Jeff gets up slowly and double clotheslines Malcolm and Rage after they chokeslamed Matt. Jeff helps Matt up and they go for Malcolm and Rage again. Rage pokes Matt in the eyes and Malcolm punches Jeff in the groin. The ref gives them another warning of disqualification. Jeff falls to the ground while Matt is blinded. Rage does a Sonic Boom to Matt, and straight after that Malcolm gets him up and does a Jackhammer. Malcolm gets the cover, 1…2…
J.R, “OH MY, The lights have gone out here ladies and Gentlemen. We don’t know what the hell is going on down there.”
BANG!!!!
J.R, “That was a bang of someone hitting the canvas very hard.”
The lights come back on, and this is what we see: Jeff Hardy is covering Malcolm, who looks to be unconscious. Matt Hardy is covering Rage who is bleeding from the head. There is a broken table in the ring, as well as two chairs and a sledgehammer. The ref is knocked out, outsider the ring. Another ref makes his way down to the ring. He counts Jeff’s cover first, 1…2…3. The ring announcer says, “Malcolm has been eliminated from this match.”
The ref moves onto Matt’s cover, 1…2…3. The ring announcer says, “Rage has been eliminated therefore, here are your winners, via pinfall, The Hardy Boyz.”
Their music hits as they stand and look at each other wondering what or who could have made such an impact like this in a match that clearly wasn’t going The Hardy Boyz way.
Backstage
Belle Black is sitting on a crate clutching Destroyer’s watch. An XWE official walks past and Belle says, “Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Destroyer. See, I have his watch, and I have had it for a while now, and I really need to talk to him.”
The official looks at the watch, then at Belle and says, “You’re pretty game going to go look for Destroyer like that. Just between me and you, I think Destroyer is turning into some sort of Undertaker. But, if you’re sure that you honestly need to speak to him then his room is down the hall, fifth door on the left…… Good luck.”
Belle walks down the hallway and counts the doors as she goes past, “1…2…3, oh, that’s The Hardy Boyz room, 4, here we are, door 5.” Belle knocks on the door and we hear grunts and moans coming from inside. A tall man with stringy black hair wearing a robe opens the door. Belle gulps and says, “E…Exc… Excuse me Destroyer, but i… i… I found your watch a couple of weeks back and I have been meaning to give it to you but yo have always been busy, so I thought that this is the best time to…”
Destroyer interrupts Belle in a low toned voice, “This isn’t a very good time, I have a match tonight for the World Heavyweight Championship and I need to get ready for it. So if you don’t mind, I’ll take my watch and you can go and do whatever it is you do.”
Belle says, “But I thought maybe we could go for some coffee sometime.”
Destroyer reaches out and snatches the watch, and then he turns and slams the door in Belle’s face. Belle looks disappointed as she walks away.
5 man battle royal (Cruiserweight Championship)
Christian VS Lance Storm VS Shelton Benjamin VS the Hurricane VS Tajiri
Shane McMahon walks out on stage. He says, “The match is going to work like a mini Royal Rumble. Two men will start in the ring and then the other three will come out in ninety second intervals until everybody is out. The only way a superstar can be eliminated in this match is by going over the top rope and both feet touching the ground outside the ring. Before I came out here, the superstars drew a number from a hat and that is the number that they will be coming in. Let’s go.”
Lance Storm’s music comes on first. He walks out to his debut XWE crowd cheering him. Tajiri is the next man out. Tajiri enters the ring and the bell rings. The ninety seconds starts as Tajiri and Lance lock up. Lance comes off better and throws Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Lance runs at Tajiri, but Tajiri counters Lance’s attack and does a Tarantula.
J.R, “There is no way of getting out of this King. This match has no disqualifications.”
King, “I am going to pick Tajiri as the one who is going to take home the cruiserweight title tonight.”
Lance is breathing heavily and struggling for movement. After about a minute, Tajiri lets go and Lance falls to the outside mat on his back. Ten seconds till the next man comes out. Tajiri is walking around the ring like he owns it. 3…2…1… The next man out is Christian. He runs down o the ring and punches Tajiri in the head as soon as he gets in. Tajiri falls to the mat, and Christian kicks him in the back. Tajiri gets up and Christian clotheslines him and knocks him out of the ring. Christian lies across the top rope for thirty seconds until the next person come out.
J.R, “Hang on. Tajiri is on the outside pulling Christian out. Christian’s feet hit the floor and he is eliminated. Shane comes out on stage and says, “Because there are only two people left they will be sent in one after the other.” He goes backstage and The Hurricane’s music starts. He comes out and does his superhero pose. He lands himself in the ring as Shelton Benjamin’s music starts. They are in the ring facing each other getting ready for their turn in this match. Shelton has a smile on his face. He walks over to Hurricane and talks crap in his face. Hurricane strikes his pose then punches Shelton in the stomach. Shelton clutches his stomach, and Hurricane does a swinging neckbreaker. Hurricane gets to the top rope and elbow drops Shelton. Hurricane goes for the cover, but then remembers that you can only win by throwing them over the top rope. He lifts Shelton up and puts him over his shoulder. Hurricane tries to drop Shelton out of the ring, but Shelton holds onto the ropes. Shelton is trying to pull Hurricane out of the ring with him. Hurricane makes it back in the ring. Shelton stands up on the apron and Hurricane dropkicks him off. Shelton lands on the ground as Hurricane eyes him off.
J.R, “That was an exciting match King, and now we have a cruiserweight champion.”
King, “I really wanted Tajiri to win, but I guess Hurricane is better than Christian winning.”
Backstage
Randy Orton is in his locker room sitting on the bench. Shane McMahon walks in and says, “Hey, look Randy I know that you don’t want to defend your title tonight, but the decision has been made. Your match is next, and Randy… Good Luck.” Shane starts to walk out but he turns around and says, “Oh Randy, have you chosen a Diva yet for your match at Massacre. You know the match that you will be in against Test and Nidia. You better hurry, there’s only two week’s left.”
Randy says, “But no one will partner me because they think that I am a girl basher. How can I be if I can’t even touch Nidia?”
Shane says, “I don’t know, but as I said, you better start looking quick.”
Shane McMahon leaves the locker room and Randy starts to tape his wrist.
Batista VS Randy Orton (Hardcore Championship)
Batista walks out and the crowd boo. He gets into the ring and grabs a microphone, “I have to let all of you Tyson and Batista fans out there know that we have split up due to the match that we lost last week. We had a confrontation after the math last week, and Tyson said to me that because we lost the titles, we will never get another shot at them, so why stay together. I told him that we would get another title shot, but he didn’t listen. See this match that I’m in now was supposed to be Batista and Tyson Tomko versus the Hardy Boyz. But because the Hardy’s were booked in another match and Tyson is not my tag team partner any more, I could not happen. But tonight, I promise you that I will become the new……”
Randy Orton’s music starts and he walks out on stage with a microphone, “Just shut up Batista. No one wants to know what happens in your life just as much as they don’t want to know what has been happening on Aggression. So, let’s just get this match over with so I can go home and celebrate my victory.”
He runs down to the ring taking of his belt as he goes. He throws it to the officials and the bells rings. Randy goes straight to the apron and gets a chair from under there. He whacks Batista with the chair, and then he slams in into Batista’s chest. Randy gets a sledgehammer from the apron and knocks the hell out of Batista. Randy continuously smashes Batista with the sledgehammer and it doesn’t look like he’s going to stop. Batista is bleeding badly from the head and is knocked unconscious. He is not moving. Shane McMahon comes out on stage with the EMT’s. They run down to the ring with the stretcher. Shane grabs a microphone from J.R and King’s desk and says, “Stop, Randy Stop, No more, ok, you win, just pin him and get it over and done with. NOW, or else I’ll strip you of the Hardcore Championship. I mean it.”
Randy throws the sledgehammer out of the ring and puts his foot on Batista, 1…2…3. Randy Orton wins the match. Shane says, “That’s good, now come up here and we’ll have a little talk.”
Randy walks up the ramp holding his hardcore belt. Shane meets Randy and walks him backstage, while Batista is being cleaned up and put on the stretcher.
J.R, “That is two people in two week’s that have gone to the hospital with serious injuries. What is going on, we’ll end up with no superstars at the rate we’re going.”
King, “We’ll have to wrestle J.R. That’ll be funny.”
Shane McMahon walks back out on stage and says, “Randy Orton is a very troubled person at the moment due to stress of finding a partner for his match at Massacre. We’ll sort him out later, but the reason why I am out here now is because last night on Aggression my sister put forward an offer, a challenge if that’s what you want to call it. She thinks that her brand of wrestlers, if they are even that, can outsmart my talented young group of superstars. Well, young Steph, you’ve got yourself a deal. At Massacre in two weeks time there will be a match that will be Aggression VS Unleashed, and I warn you now sis, the officials wont even have to ring the bell in the match because my talented superstar will wipe the floor.”
J.R, “Well, ladies and gentlemen, the General Manager has spoken but we still have the match between Shawn Michaels and Destroyer for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Shawn Michaels VS Destroyer (World Heavyweight Championship)
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship, introducing to the ring, the challenger, from New York, New York, weighing in at 350 pounds, DESTROYER!!!” Destroyer comes out and stomps all the way to the ring. He stands in the ring and yells at the crowd. “…And from San Antonio Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, SHAWN MICHAELS.” Shawn dances down to the ring as usual, with nothing to worry about in his mind. He enters the ring and strips his attire without taking his eyes off Destroyer. The bell rings and the referee circles the two superstars. Destroyer runs at Shawn to deliver a short arm clothesline but Shawn ducks and Destroyer runs into the turnbuckle. Shawn takes advantage of the situation and does a Manhattan drop to Destroyer. Destroyer hobbles around the ring in pain. He comes back at Shawn with the short arm clothesline. Shawn falls to his knees, but get over the pain and gets straight back to his feet. Destroyer gets really pissed off at HBK, so he runs with another short arm clothesline. Shawn ducks that and when Destroyer turns around he gets s sweet chin music smack bang in the jaw. HBK goes for the cover, 1…2… Destroyer kicks out at about 2 and a half. Destroyer gets up and Shawn runs at him. Destroyer drops to the ground and pulls the ropes down so Shawn can go flying over the top. He lands hard on the outside as the referee starts counting, 1…2…3…4…5…6, HBK makes it back into the ring just before the count of seven. He rolls into the ring, only to get kicked in the back by Destroyer. Shawn makes his way up holding the ropes. Destroyer irish whips HBK into the ropes. Shawn comes back off the elasticity of the ropes and forearm smashes Destroyer. HBK flips back to his feet and starts the stomping. Destroyer is slowly getting up. Shawn starts the run but Destroyer ducks and HBK connect the sweet chin music with the referee. HBK goes down to see if the ref is alright whilst Destroyer gets out of the ring and gets a chair. He comes back into the ring with a chair and smacks HBK hard in the lower back. He screams in pain as Destroyer does it again, and for a third time. Destroyer exits the ring once more and gets a table. He slides into the ring alongside the table and he sets it up n the centre. He gets Shawn up onto his shoulders and goes for the power bomb through the table but Shawn punches Destroyer and eventually gets free of the massive move. Destroyer picks up the chair again, but when he swings it, Shawn Michaels already has his foot planted on Destroyers chin. Destroyer drops the chair and falls backwards. HBK is trying to get the referee up but it is not working. He looks up at the entrance way and calls for another ref. A couple of minute later a new referee runs down to the ring. Shawn pins Destroyer, 1…2… Destroyer kicks out. The referee is throwing all of the debris out of the ring as Destroyer gives HBK a low blow. Destroyer gets up and does a demolisher on HBK. Shawn falls and looks as if this is it. Destroyer covers Shawn, 1…2… Shawn kicked out. Shawn struggles to get up but when he does get up he delivers another Manhattan drop to Destroyer. Destroyer lands face down and Shawn Michaels has the perfect opportunity to do a sharpshooter, and he does.
J.R, “Shawn Michaels has got the sharpshooter locked in, and it looks like it’s all over now.”
Destroyer is showing the most painful look you could ever see on somebody’s face. He crawls to the rope but when he gets inches from it Shawn gets up and walks him back to the centre of the ring. Shawn pulls the sharpshooter on tighter, and tighter, and tighter.
King, “That’s it; Shawn Michaels has won the match.”
Destroyer taps out after about three minutes of pain in the sharpshooter.
“And your winner, and still the World Heavyweight Champion, SHAWN MICHAELS.”
The referee holds up Shawn’s arm as the camera goes off air…