The Hurricane VS Shelton Benjamin
Shelton Benjamin’s music starts as he walks out and down to the ring, with a pleasing reception from the crowd. “STAND BACK…… THERE’S A HURRICANE COMIN THROUGH,” The Hurricane jumps out from backstage. He travels to the ring with his cruiserweight championship belt around his waist.
He climbs into the ring and hands his belt to the referee who leaves it with the officials. The bell rings and Hurricane spears Shelton all the way to the turnbuckle. Hurricane runs back and goes for the spear again, but Shelton moves and Hurricane hits the pole. Shelton takes advantage of the situation and reverse DDT’s the Hurricane. Shelton goes for the cover, 1…2… Hurricane kicks out and gets to his feet straight away. He punches Shelton in the head, and then knees him in the gut. Shelton runs at the Hurricane and Hurricane arm drags him, and leaves the drag on with an arm bar. Hurricane holds the armbar on for only a few seconds when Shelton gets himself out of it and puts Hurricane in one. Shelton puts the armbar into place and holds it tightly. The Hurricane stands up and elbows Shelton in the stomach. Shelton lets the hold go and Hurricane irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Hurricane runs at Shelton and dropkicks him. Shelton falls to the ground. Hurricane goes for the cover, 1…2… Shelton kicks out. Hurricane pins him again, but puts his feet on the rope this time. The ref gets slides down and counts, 1…2…3. “DING, DING, DING.” The Hurricane wins. He grabs his title off the officials and walks up the ramp smiling at Shelton.
Shane McMahon’s Office
Randy Orton walks into the office and asks, “Shane, who is my partner for tonight’s match.” Shane says, “That’s totally up to you Randy but on one condition, it has to be a diva.”
Randy, “But no one wants to tag with me. There is only one diva I haven’t asked but she is with her faction and I don’t think she would agree.”
Victoria walks into the office. Randy says, “Hey Vic, how are you.” Shane looks at Randy and then nods his head towards Victoria. Randy continues, “Um, I was just wondering what you’re doing tonight, like because you don’t have match.”
Victoria says, “If you want me to team with you tonight, I will. But I won’t do it at Massacre because when Gail wins tonight, it will be Victoria VS Gail Kim at Massacre for the women’s championship.”
Victoria walks out and Randy looks at Shane. Shane says, “I was just about to tell you that. Victoria will partner you tonight, but you’ll have to choose another diva for the PPV.”
Randy, “But I have already asked every diva on Unleashed. What am I supposed to do now?”
Shane gets up and closes the door on the camera crew and starts talking to Randy behind closed doors.
Gail Kim VS Lita (XWE Women’s Championship)
Lita comes out to the roar of the crowd. She runs to the ring but stops just before she gets in. She signals to the crowd that she will be the next women’s champion. Gail Kim walks out to boos from the crowd. She stops before she gets to the ring just as Lita did and holds the title above her head. Lita eyes Gail off as Gail walks into the ring. The referee signals for the bell and it rings. Gail runs at Lita, but Lita arm drags Gail. Gail gets to her feet and runs again at Lita. Lita dodges Gail’s attack and throws her over the top rope. She gets back into the ring and Lita irish whips her to the ropes. On the rebound Lita does a hurracanranna. Gail squirms on the mat. Lita goes over to her and drops her knee into Gail’s ribs. Gail slowly gets herself up and slaps Lita in the face. Lita swings her arm and punches Gail in the face. Gail falls back with the extremity of Lita’s hit. Lita picks Gail up and hit her again, and once more, Gail falls down. Gail is pleading on the mat that Lita stops, but Lita gets her up and Irish whips her into the turnbuckle. Lita runs at her and clotheslines her. Gail falls down onto her back. Lita gets to the top rope and does a moonsault pin, 1…2… Gail kicks out. Lita is stunned, she can’t believe it. She gets Gail to her feet and irish whips her into the ropes. Lita follows Gail and clotheslines her out of the ring.
The referee starts to count Gail out, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7. Gail gets up to get back into the ring but Lita comes and does a baseball slide knocking Gail flat on her ass again. …8…9…10. “Here is you winner and the new XWE Women’s Champion, LITA!!!!”
King, “Gail didn’t use offensive tactics in that match and that is why Lita won.”
J.R, “Well done to Lita, the new champion of all divas on Unleashed.”
Shane McMahon’s office
Victoria walks in while Shane is on the phone. She grabs the phone and hangs it up. She says, “Shane, now what are you going to do.” Shane says, “Ah, Victoria, I was expecting to see you in here. Yes, I know that Lita won the Women’s Championship just then and that means you can’t challenge for it at Massacre, but next week, I can make a match that consists of three gorgeous XWE divas and a whole tub of slimy, sticky jelly. And seeing as though I am a fair General Manager, I will ask you what you think of that match.”
Victoria, “I think it’s great, but what about my title shot, and who is the third diva?”
Shane, “The third diva will be Nidia and I don’t want Lita defending her title until after Massacre because i think she deserves a long reign, and whatever I say goes. So you can accept the match next week, and maybe get one step closer to your match with Lita for the title, or you can decline the match and get further away from the match with Lita.”
Victoria, “Fine, whatever. I just want to feel that gold around my waist. What about your title Shane. Are you defending that anytime soon?”
Shane, “I’m thinking about making it an open challenge at Massacre for the United States title, but I’ve still got another couple of weeks to think about it.” Victoria walks out.
Backstage
Malcolm and Rage are in their locker room talking about their upcoming match. Malcolm says, “Rage, you know, if we beat the Hardy’s tonight, we’ll be the Tag Team Champs. How good does that sound. Malcolm and Rage, Tag Team Champions.”
Rage says, “Yeah it does sound good Mal, but I just think that the Hardy’s are too good for us.”
Malcolm, “WHAT. You don’t think we can beat them do you? Well, I know they cheat to win and they play funny games, but I just know that tonight will be out night.”
Rage, “You’re right Mal. Tonight, we will finally become the Tag Team Champs.”
They walk out and start walking towards the entrance ramp.
The camera then goes to the Hardy Boyz locker room. They are sitting inside watching the conversation that Malcolm and Rage just had. Jeff says, “They’re right you know. We have had some miracle wins. Like last week, no one can explain that. It was a miracle.” Matt replies, Yeah, but I know we’ll still be Tag Team champs at the end of the night. Let’s go.”
They start to walk towards the entrance ramp as well.
The Hardy Boyz VS Malcolm and Rage (XWE Tag Team Championships)
Malcolm and Rage come out on stage first. Malcolm has a microphone in his hand and he says, “People, calm down, it are only us.” He starts chuckling with Rage then begins again, “Now, as you know, we have a match with the Hardy’s now. But I just want to say that if we get screwed in this match like we always do, we will win the Tag Team Championships no matter what. So, if the Hardy’s think they can…”
Shane McMahon’s music comes on and he walks out and snatches the microphone off Malcolm, “Malcolm, do you have any idea what you’re talking about. I am the General Manager here, and I make the decisions. There is no way that you can win the Tag Team title tonight unless you either pin or submit one of the Hardy Boyz. And I’ll tell you now, I have witnessed every match the Hardy Boyz have had and I can say that they have been cheating or relying on someone else to help them win. So if it happens tonight in the match, and Malcolm and Rage get screwed out of the Tag Team titles, it will be The Hardy Boyz versus Malcolm and Rage in a TLC match at Massacre for the Tag Team Championships. How do you like that?” He walks backstage as his music plays and as the show goes to a break.
J.R, “We’re back from the break, and we have Malcolm and Rage in the ring waiting for The Hardy Boyz to come out.”
The Hardy’s music starts and they dance their way out and run down to the ring with they’re championship belts in their hands. They eye Malcolm and Rage off and enter the ring. They give the guns and hand their titles over. The referee signals for the bell and the match starts.
Jeff and Malcolm start off in the ring and Malcolm holds his hand out for Jeff to shake it. Jeff walks up to Malcolm and slowly reaches out. Malcolm pulls his arm back and slaps Jeff in the face. Jeff turns back to looks at Malcolm and punches him. He throws Malcolm in the ropes and on the rebound Jeff flips Malcolm over his head. Rage runs in the ring to help out his partner but Jeff clotheslines him. Rage gets up and Jeff clotheslines him again. Malcolm is up and he punches Jeff in the back. Rage and Malcolm throw Jeff into the ropes while the referee is counting for Rage to get out of the ring. Jeff comes back off the ropes and double clotheslines them. Jeff rips his shirt off his chest and gives the guns. He climbs to the top rope. Rage has rolled out of the ring and is making his way up to his side of the apron. Malcolm is getting up slowly. Jeff turns on the turnbuckle so that his back is facing Malcolm. Jeff flips off, doing a corkscrew moonsault, knocking Malcolm to the canvas. Jeff gets Malcolm to his feet and Malcolm eyes gouges Jeff. Jeff stumbles around the ring and Matt makes a blind tag. Malcolm still thinks Jeff is the legal man so he keeps punching and kicking him. Matt walks up behind Malcolm and punches him in the back. Malcolm stumbles, but holds onto the rope to help him stay up. Matt dropkicks Malcolm and he flips backwards out of the ring landing hard on the floor outside. Rage runs in while the referee is seeing if Malcolm is alright, and he does a Sonic Boom to Matt Hardy. Jeff gets up and Rage does a Sonic Boom to him as well. Rage exits the ring and throws Malcolm back in and lays him over Matt. The referee gets down and counts, 1…2…
J.R, “The lights have gone out. We can’t see a damn thing. Wait, the lights are back on, they have gone blue. There is a tall, dark figure holding a chair standing in the middle of the ring…”
The lights change back to their original colour and the crowd erupts in yelling, screaming and clapping.
King, “Oh my god, it’s… it’s… it’s the Undertaker. He’s back J.R. This crowd is going nuts.”
Undertaker is standing in the middle of the ring with a chair in hand looking down at Malcolm and Rage, who are stacked on each other, both bleeding from the head. Taker starts to walk towards Jeff, who is sitting in the corner looking very tired and hurt. Taker holds out his hand towards Jeff. Jeff looks over at Matt, who is climbing back into the ring. Jeff reaches out for Taker’s hand. Taker grabs Jeff’s hand and helps him get up. He walks over to Matt and does the same. He makes the Hardy’s stand in the middle of the ring and then he holds up their arms.
King, “What does this mean J.R? Is the Undertaker joining the Hardy Boyz?”
J.R, “I know just as much as you King, but just remember, Shane McMahon said that if Malcolm and Rage get screwed out of the title once more they will get a shot at them at Massacre.”
King, “So I guess it’s going to be The Hardy Boyz VS Malcolm and Rage for the XWE Tag Team Titles at Massacre.”
Test and Nidia VS Randy Orton and Victoria
Test and Nidia come out to their music, and they kiss just after they walk out on stage. They make their way down to the ring. Randy comes out to the ring looking very stressed. He gets into the ring and waits for his partner to come out. Test and Nidia slowly get back into the ring as Shane McMahon’s music starts. He walks out on stage and says, “I’m sorry Randy, but Victoria has left the building. She says that she has to focus on her match for next week, and she wouldn’t waste her time on helping a stuck up pig anyway. Now Randy, those words are from her mouth, not mine. So you can just forfeit the match now, or you can wrestle the match, but just remember, you’re only allowed to touch Test, because our deal was…”
Randy gets a mic passed to him, “Yeah, I remember what the deal was Shane. I am going to wrestle this match and I am going to kick the asses off these two inexperienced wrestlers.”
Shane, “Fine, but just remember, no hands on Nidia.”
Shane walks backstage as his music plays. The bells ring as Nidia steps out of the ring onto the apron. Test and Randy start in the ring. Shane comes out again and says, “Oh, sorry guys, I forgot to mention that next week, seeing as though Nidia is scheduled in a Jelly match, it will be Test versus Randy Orton, one on one, with no interference by anyone. You can continue now.” He walks backstage once more and the match actually gets underway.
Test bounce off the ropes to start with, he comes at Randy and tries to big boot him, Randy ducks and Test gets his leg caught over the rope. Randy goes up to Nidia and holds his arm up to punch her. Nidia gets scared and runs off and down the apron. Randy starts laughing, but Test comes back and connects with a big boot this time. Nidia smiles at Test and blows a kiss to him. Test walks over to Nidia and tags her in. Nidia gets into the ring and starts smacking Randy everywhere around the ring. He gets up and holds his arm back once more. Nidia runs around Randy and holds both of his arms back. Test comes in the ring and swings his fist towards Randy. Randy ducks and Test smacks Nidia in the head. She falls down and is knocked unconscious. Test goes over to see how she is. Randy does and RKO on Test and goes fort he quick cover, 1…2… Test kicks out. Test gets back to his feet, and irish whips Randy into the ropes. Test big boot’s Randy on the way back. Test covers Randy, 1…2…3. Test and Nidia win. Test goes over to see if Nidia is alright. He picks her up and carries her backstage as Unleashed goes to a commercial break.
As Unleashed comes back from the break, Shane McMahon is standing in the middle of the ring. Once the crowd quietens down Shane says, “Now, I have been talking a lot this evening about Massacre. It is going to be a great pay per view, and that is why I have been talking about it a lot. Not only does Unleashed have four Championship matches and an inter-gender tag team match, we also have a ten person elimination match that will be my brand of professional wrestlers and my sister’s brand of… never mind what her people are called. Anyway, I have come out to tell all of you people that on the 16th of August, at Massacre, the Undertaker will be in the 10 person elimination match.” The crowd scream with enjoyment, “Now… I will announce the rest of the people in next week’s show. And for now, the last match of the night, Shawn Michaels versus Chris Benoit."
Shawn Michaels VS Chris Benoit
Chris Benoit’s music hits and he walks down to the ring. Shawn Michaels’ music start and he dances to the ring.
Both men are in the ring. The bell rings and the match starts. The two men lock arms and go at it together. After a few seconds they both let go. The crowd go wild. Destroyer is running down to the ring. He runs into the ring and Demolishes Chris Benoit. Shawn Michaels slides out of the ring and runs through the crowd. Destroyer doesn’t take his eyes off Shawn all the way. Destroyer gets handed a microphone. He says, “Next week, Shane McMahon has made a number one contenders match for the World Heavyweight Championship between me and Chris Benoit. I just wanted to come out and tell you that you don’t need to worry about Chris Benoit, because it will be me you will be facing at Massacre.” He drops the mic and exits the ring.
J.R, “Well folks, that’s it for tonight. Join us next week where you can see a Jelly match between three of our finest divas. Next week will also be the last show before Massacre. You’ll see a couple of number one contender matches and you will find out what matches you can look forward to at Massacre. So join us next week for what we know will be a jam packed episode of XWE Unleashed.”