King, “I’m getting so excited J.R. This PPV is going to be something that will blow the roof off definitely.”
J.R, “Of course it will. Now last week, Unleashed crowned a new United States Champion, take a look.”
*A clip plays on the big screen of Batista picking up the victory over The Rock and Bret Hart with the help of Destroyer to become the new United States Champion*
King, “There you have it… So Destroyer is off the injured list now, but he won’t be wrestling for a couple of weeks.”
J.R, “King, I say enough talking, more action, and I don’t mean between you and the divas King, I mean the actual wrestling.”
Lita VS Miss Jackie
“The following divas contest is scheduled for one fall… introducing first, from Sanford, North Carolina, she is the XWE Women’s Champion, LITA!!!... And her opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, she is a member of The Radicalz, Miss Jackie!!!”
Both of the divas are in the ring and are ready to go at each other.
King, “I bet Miss Jackie would be really pissed off at what Lita did to her last week.”
J.R, “I bet she would too King.”
Jackie runs at Lita before the match is even underway. The referee finally signals for the bell to ring and the match officially begins. Miss Jackie has Lita on the ground and she is going nuts. Jackie starts slapping, kneeing and pulling hair anywhere she can. Lita gets the strength to kicks Jackie off and then she stands up. Jackie starts to run at Lita for a takedown again, but Lita dodges, Jackie rebounds off the ropes and knocks Lita down with a hard shoulder bump. Miss Jackie starts to take off Lita’s pants. Lita kicks Jackie in the stomach and the gets up. Lita goes over to Jackie and slaps her. Jackie turns back and tries to slap Lita, but Lita blocks it and knees her in the gut. Jackie gets to her knees in pain, and then Lita runs against the ropes and comes back and dropkicks Jackie in the back. Jackie falls forward and knocks her head on the mat. Lita goes over to Jackie and she unties Jackie’s top. When Miss Jackie gets up, her top falls down revealing her brightly coloured orange bra. Jackie gets embarrassed a bit, then Lita gets Jackie in a headlock and then delivers a snap suplex. Jackie reaches for her lower back and squirms on the canvas. Lita starts talking trash to Jackie then she gets her up and DDT’s her. Lita climbs to the top rope and back-flips off with a moonsault pin. Jackie rolls away just in time and Lita lands hard on the ring surface. Jackie gets up and walks over to Lita and strips her down to her g-string. Jackie starts swinging Lita’s pants above her head, then from nowhere, Lita comes up and does a backslide pin, 1…2…3. “Here is your winner, LITA.”
Jackie can’t believe it… she grabs a microphone and says, “Lita, we have a match this Sunday for that women’s title that is over your shoulder at the moment and I just wanted to let you know that I don’t think the fans will appreciate two of the hottest divas in the XWE in a normal match… so, I propose to you that we have ourselves a Bra & Panties match for the women’s title…”
Lita, “Ok, first of all, you said two of the hottest divas, well, I am one of them, but I don’t know who the other one is… Oh, you mean you… Sorry, the thought never crossed my mind… Anyway, your match idea is a good one, but how about we go further… I say, we come out her in our bra and panties and have our match in a ring full of mud.”
Jackie, “You’re on!!!”
King, “Oh my god J.R… Did you just hear that? …Miss Jackie and Lita in a mud bath for the women’s title… Oh I can’t wait till Sunday.”
J.R, “Just calm down King, we still have a lot more to go through tonight.”
*Commercial Break*
Randy Orton is in The Radicalz locker-room packing up his stuff into his sports bag. He picks up his bag to leave, but looks again at the bench to see a letter that is addressed ‘To my dear Randy…’ Randy puts his bag down and opens up the letter. It says,
‘I have missed you so much tonight baby… I wish I was there with you at the moment, but I can’t be… You know that I have to be in a different place once a week and I hate that… But because we will be together on Sunday at Halloween Havoc, I have a little something special planned for that night… I’m not going to tell you now, so you’ll just have to wait until you get what I give you… Until then, love always, your baby… xxxooo.”
Randy looks at the letter again and again and again. He smiles and then Charlie walks in. Charlie says, “What have you got there Randy.”
Randy, “Oh, just a little something from my romantic wife… She says she’s got something special planned for Sunday night… I can’t wait.”
Charlie, “that’s good… and you haven’t seen her since the big party so it’ll be a great time to catch up on things.”
Randy puts the note in his bag and says goodbye to Charlie. He walks down the hallway towards the car park.
Shelton Benjamin VS Christian VS Eugene
Shane McMahon comes out on stage and says, “The next match has got nothing to do with the voting system that is online… The winner of this match will not go to Halloween Havoc and challenge Shannon Moore for the Cruiserweight Championship, it depends on what the votes say that determines the challenger for the title.”
The XWE Cruiserweight Champion’s music hits, and he walks down to the announcers table with King and J.R. Shannon sits down and says hi to J.R and King and then…
“Ain’t no stopping him… no!!!” Shelton Benjamin’s music starts and he comes out all hyped up and makes his way to the ring. Christian’s music starts and he comes out and heads to the ring. The crowd go silent. No music starts…
King, “Isn’t Eugene supposed to be in this match Shannon?”
Shannon, “I’m pretty sure he is.”
The referee exits the ring and picks up a telephone. He talks to the person that is on the other end and then he gets back in the ring with a microphone and says, “Eugene is asleep in his locker-room at the moment and he doesn’t want to be woken up. His uncle Eric was just on the phone telling me to start the match without him.”
The referee throws the mic out of the ring and then signals for the bell.
The bell rings as the two superstars start to circle each other.
Shelton starts off the match by irish whipping Christian into the ropes, but gets kicked by Christian on the way back. Christian throws Shelton into the ropes and flips him over on the way back. Christian starts acting all cocky thinking that Shelton is not worthy of the getting the match at Halloween Havoc. Shelton gets up slowly as Christian spins him round for the Unprettier, but Shelton counters and pushes Christian out of the way. Christian starts to get serious. He runs at Shelton, but Shelton jumps over him. Christian bounces off the ropes and stops behind Shelton. Christian picks Shelton up for a suplex, but Shelton wraps his legs around Christian’s waist and sunset flips him, 1…2… Christian kicks out just before the three count. Shelton gets to the top rope and waits until his prey is up. Christian gets up and Shelton dives off the rope landing on Christian with a body slam. Christian rolls backwards, taking Shelton with him and pins him, 1…2… Shelton kicks out. Both of the superstars get up at the same time and then they go at each other again. Shelton gets around Christian’s submission holds and puts him in an abdominal stretch.
Shannon, “Shelton will use that stretch to his advantage now guys. Christian will either give up now or Shelton will let him go and then keep capitalizing and end up with the victory.”
J.R, “I think that is what is going to happen Shannon. You can just see it on Christian’s face that he wants to give up right now, but he is very determined not to be beat. He is the former Cruiserweight Champion remember.”
Shannon, “Oh, I remember… I’m the one that beat him.”
King, “Enough chatting ladies, we have a situation on our hands… its Eugene. Eugene has obviously woken up and has come down to the ring and is untying all of the protector pads from the turnbuckle.”
Eugene starts raining havoc. He picks up the steel stairs and throws then into the ring. He rips apart the announcers desk. He steals Shannon Moore’s Cruiserweight Title and spits on it. The he gets into the ring and performs a stunner on both of the wrestlers.
J.R, “Eugene has gone absolutely crazy ladies and gentlemen… I think we’ll go to a break.”
*Commercial Break*
J.R, “We are back live from San Antonio, Texas, and we have just witnessed Eric Bischoff’s nephew going crazy in a XWE ring.”
King, “Yeah, and poor Christian and Shelton Benjamin because they both got a stunner from the bonkers man.”
J.R, “Eventually the match was stopped and no winner was decided.”
King, “What a shame… anyway, back on with the show.”
Batista VS Bret Hart
Batista walks out on stage and says, “Hello… can anyone hear me…” The crowd start to boo him, “… Shane McMahon has hated Destroyer and I ever since he arrived on the doorstep of Unleashed, and we don’t know why… and when I got told that I had to wrestler Bret Hart again this week, I thought to myself, this can not keep going on… I am the XWE’s United States Champion, and I think that I deserve to choose my own opponents, just like Goldberg gets to. I don’t want to wrestler Bret Hart tonight… he is not in the same league as me and I am refusing to participate on Unleashed until Shane McMahon grants me some power that I desperately deserve.”
Bret Hart’s music hits and he comes running up behind Batista with a steel chain wrapped around his fist. Batista turns around quickly and cops the agonising punch from Bret. Batista gets knocked out and falls to the ground. Bret picks up the United States title and holds it above his head. He throws the title back on the ground and then he walks backstage.
Goldberg is walking down the hall towards the ring when he hears Coach say, “Champ, can I have a word please.”
Goldberg, “Sure, just make it a quick word.”
Coach, “Ok, obviously you don’t know who your opponent is yet for the match that is next, but I have heard that you are putting your title on the line. Is that right?”
Goldberg, “Sure is… I just wanted to get a fell of what it will be like on Sunday night when I don’t know who I am facing and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship.”
Coach, “So, IF you are unlucky tonight, we might not see you in action on Sunday.”
Goldberg, “I doubt that I will be unlucky Coach.”
Coach, “Ok, Shane is telling me through my earpiece that I can tell you who your opponent is… The match that will take place next will be, Goldberg versus… Eric Bischoff for the World Heavyweight Championship.”
Goldberg starts laughing and continues laughing down the hall.
*Commercial Break*
Goldberg VS Eric Bischoff (World Heavyweight Championship)
Goldberg’s music hits and he walks through his pyro’s and down to the ring. Eric Bischoff’s music starts and he cautiously walks to the ring followed by his now awake nephew, Eugene.
Eric steps into the ring and Eugene follows him. Eugene goes up to Goldberg and puts out his hand for him to shake. Eric runs over to Eugene and yells, “you’re not in this match Eugene. This is my match. Get out!!!”
Eugene gets out of the ring and the referee starts the match. Goldberg just eyes Eric for a couple of minutes until Eric makes the first move. He starts to walk over to Goldberg then he stops and gets down to the canvas. He lies down and then he starts waving his hand at Goldberg to come and pin him. Goldberg frown turns into a big smirk, then back to a serious look. He bends down to Eric and picks him off the ground up into the Jackhammer position. Goldberg slams Eric down with the jackhammer and then pins him, 1…2… Goldberg lifts Eric’s shoulder off the mat. Goldberg gets up and waits in the corner for his opponent to get up. Eric starts to stir then suddenly gets onto his feet (with the help of the ropes). He turns around and gets speared by the 283 pound Goldberg. Now Goldberg puts a foot on Eric’s stomach and the referee counts, 1…2…3. “Here is your winner and still the World Heavyweight Champion… Goldberg.”
King, “So Goldberg will be going to Halloween Havoc in a match that he has no idea about.”
J.R, “Could you imagine if Eric Bischoff had of won that match King… He would be the World Heavyweight Champion!!!”
King, “Stop scaring me J.R.”
Entrance Number Selection
Shane McMahon and Lilian Garcia are standing in the ring and Shane says, “We are not in the ring now to laugh at what just happened to Eric Bischoff… I can’t believe that he actually just wanted Goldberg to just cover him… anyway we are here to draw the entrance numbers for the superstars that are going to enter the Royal Rumble this Sunday at Halloween Havoc.”
Lilian, “Here’s how it will work… I will draw an Unleashed superstars name from the barrel in front of me, which means that person will be participating in the rumble. The superstar will come down to the ring and then Shane will draw the entrance number out of the barrel in front of him and that will be the entrance number of that superstar.”
Shane looks at Lilian and signals to her that she can draw the first person. Lilian takes the lid off the barrel in and reaches in to grab one bit of paper. She pulls it out and says, “Rosey.”
Rosey’s music hits and he comes down to the ring. He steps in and Shane says, “Ok Rosey, you have been the first person picked tonight, but will you be the first person to enter the Rumble on Sunday…” Shane reaches in and gets a piece of paper, he reads it, and then says, “… Rosey, you will enter the ring on Sunday in the Royal Rumble at number 9.” Rosey shakes hands with Shane McMahon and then he leaves the ring.
Shane, “Lilian, I can’t be bothered standing here for a very long time, so why don’t you call the person’s name, but they don’t have to come down to the ring, and I’ll say the number that they’re at.”
Lilian, “Sounds good… Shelton Benjamin.”
Shane, “Number 3.”
J.R, “Shelton could also have a match that night against Shannon Moore for all we know.”
King, “That’s right J.R, he could be winning the Cruiserweight title on Sunday.”
Lilian, “A-Train…”
Shane, “Number 13.”
Lilian, “Batista…”
Shane, “Number 2… This is better, we are going a lot faster now.”
All of a sudden, Batista’s music hits. He walks down to the ring and grabs the microphone off Shane. He says, “Shane, I am your United States Champion. Do you really expect me to enter a crap Royal Rumble? I am better than that Shane. C’mon, I mean, I beat the Rock and Bret Hart last week.”
Shane snatches the mic back off Batista and says, “No one ever takes things from me. And I was going to announce it at the end of the selection but I guess I could do it now… The winner of this Royal Rumble on Sunday night at Halloween Havoc will get to choose a title to challenge for… and when I say a title, I mean the title can be on any show and it can be any single title that that superstar wants.”
Batista looks at Shane with a smile and then he leaves the ring. As he walks out her says to Shane, “I will see you on Sunday.”
Lilian, “Can we continue now please Shane,”
Shane, “Of course… go for it.”
Lilian, “Rhyno…”
Shane, “Number 19.”
Lilian, “Tyson Tomko…”
Shane, “Number 5.”
Lilian, “The Hurricane…”
Shane, “Number 1!!!”
King, “Poor Hurricane… He has to enter the Royal Rumble at number one.”
J.R, “I think he will get over it King.”
King, “hahahaha… That was funny J.R.”
J.R, “What did I say?”
King, “You said he would get over it, as in get over the rope and not win!!!”
J.R, “You’re such a little kid sometimes King.”
Lilian, “Heidenreich…”
Shane, “Number 10.”
Lilian, “Steven Richards…”
Shane, “Number 11.”
J.R, “There is one more pick that needs to be made King… Who do you think it will be?”
King, “I think it will be Eric Bischoff.”
Lilian, “And the last entrant from Unleashed in the XWE Halloween Havoc Royal Rumble… Billy Gunn.”
Shane, “What a lucky person, he has been drawn last and guess what… Billy, you’re NUMBER 20.”
‘I’M AN ASS MAN…’ Billy comes out on the stage with a bottle of champagne and shakes it up. He pops the lid open and then starts spraying the champagne everywhere. He drinks the rest of the bottle as Unleashed goes off air.