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Rob Zombie's voice fills the arena as green and white pyros shoot up. The Unleashed fans are on their feet, signs held high and yells maximized. The inside of the AT&T Center looks like a bowl of Lucky Charms! JR: Welcome everyone to Unleashed! King: We're coming to you from San Antonio, Tey-haas! JR: Don't King, just...don't. King: Anyways, we have a hell of a show for you fans tonight. JR: The owner, Shane McMahon, has announced two fatal-four-way matches in which the winners of each will face each other for the hardcore title! Before the show can get started, the cameras go backstage where TaTyana and Lance Hoyt are talking in the TNA locker room. TaTyana is talking and seems to look really apologetic. The camera moves closer and we can hear Lance say, "Look, TaT, it's beginning to seem like you're not that interested in me anymore." TaTyana puts her hands up in defense and goes to say something, but Lance cuts her off. "Or maybe," he says loudly, "You're interested in somebody else." Lance turns around and sits down on one of the benches. TaT sighs and walks over to him, sitting down on his lap. "No Lance, that isn't true at all," she says, running her fingers along his face. "There's nobody but you. There's no one else." She smiles and leans in to kiss him, but her cell phone suddenly rings. She picks it up, looking at the caller ID and smiles. "Hello? No, I'm just getting ready for my match," she says happily. "Sure, that sounds great! I'll meet you there Ju - ... - liara." She looks over at Lance nervously, noticing the look in his eyes. She clears her throat and then says, "I'm not sure what we need to talk about, but alright, I'll see you there." Lance looks confused. Seriously, why's TaT smiling because of Juliara? Perhaps she's the next Jewel. She hangs the phone up and the view suddenly changes to somewhere else in the arena where Justice is standing. He hangs up his phone and says, "Juliara? Why the hell would she call me that?" Shelton Benjamin vs. Rob Conway vs. Lance Hoyt vs. Chris Jericho Lilian: The following contest is an over the top rope match. You must eliminate all your opponents and the opponents feet must touch the ground. This match will decide one of the two number one contenders for the Hardcore Championship. Introducing first, from Orangeburg, South Carolina…Shelton Benjamin! Shelton’s theme music plays: Ain't no stoppin me nowww!!! He hops down the ramp and enters the ring, awaiting his opponents. JR: Shelton is a great athlete, one of the best here on Unleashed. King: He also shows great attitude… Lilian: And introducing the second combatant, from Dallas, Texas…He is half of the Tag Team Champions…Lance Hoyt!!! Lance Hoyt’s theme music plays as he walks down the ramp. He points to his title around his waist and shouts, "Let's make it lucky number two!" The crowd boo’s him as he climbs the apron and stands opposite Shelton Bejamin. King: JR do you think TNA will take over Unleashed? JR: Bah gawd King I hope not! Lilian: Introducing the third combatant in this match from New Albany, Indiana…Rob Conway!!! Rob Conway stands at the top of the ramp wearing sun shades. He slowly makes his way down and grips the apron. He turns to look at his fans he then points to them and enters the ring with his opponents. King: He's too cocky… JR: King stop. Maybe hes just showing his inner feelings or something I don’t know. Lilian: And finally the last superstar in this match. From Canada! Chris Jericho!!! King: Whooo-hooo Chris! Nice to see him here on Unleashed. JR: Chris is another greath athlete, right up there with the best. Chris Jericho stands at the top of the ramp with his back facing the audience. He turns around and flexes his muscles as the fans cheer for him. He walks down the ring and slides in. The referee asks the wrestlers if they are ready and then he sounds the bell. Shelton Benjamin runs towards Lance Hoyt who knocks him down with a brutal clothesline. Chris Jericho runs to Rob Conway and knocks him down with a flying elbow. Chris then awaits Conway and then gets an enzuguri on him. Lance Hoyt stomps on Benjamin while hes on the floor, when Shelton gets up Lance gives him a suplex. Conway got up and Jericho went for a dropkick but Conway moved. Rob Conway then grabbed Jericho by his hair and tights and attempted to throw him off the top rope. Rob thought Jericho was over but he helt on and swung himself back. Jericho leaped onto the top rope and then dropkicked Rob Conway down. JR: Great atheleticism shown by Jericho. King: I wish I could do that… Shelton gets up and Lance Hoyt runs and clotheslines him to the floor again. Lance then brings Shelton to his feet and attempts to throw him off the top rope but Shelton gives Lance a russian leg sweep. Oh the other side Jericho whips himself to the ropes and flips to land a senton splash on Conway. Chris brings Rob Conway to his feet and lands a spining backbreaker. Shelton goes up to Jericho and lands a modified reverse DDT. Lance Hoyt got up and he see’s Rob Conway looking the other way. Lance Hoyt runs and pushes Ron Conway to the outside of the apron. Rob Conway comes back in and Lance Hoyt lands a quick Black Out! He then tosses Rob Conway out of the ring with a thud sound. Lilian: Rob Conway has been eliminated!!! JR: Very quick thinking by Lance Hoyt. Shelton Benjamin brings Chris Jericho up and uppercuts him with his elbow. Shelton then elbows Jericho serveral times and irish whips him to the ropes. Jericho came flying back and Shelton lands a powerslam. From behind Lance Hoyt grabs Shelton’s feet and pulls them making Shelton fall to the mat. Lance grabs Shelton’s knee and slams it into the mat. Chris Jericho is getting up but Lance goes over and kicks him back down. Lance Hoyt continues to kick Shelton on the floor. But quickly from behind Jericho runs and lands a running enzuguri on Lance. Chris Jericho grabs Shelton punches him in the stomach then locks in an arm lock. Shelton quickly reverses the lock and and pushes Chris Jericho into Lance Hoyt who was starting to get up. Shelton grabs Jericho’s hair and lands a rolling DDT. Shelton attemps to throw Chris off the top rope. But Chris grabs the rope holding on. Shelton punches him and kicks him but from behind Lance tosses Shelton over the top rope. Shelton holds on the rope while he watches Jericho get back in the ring. Chris and Lance ae both kicking Shelton to fall. Lance Hoyt then turns to Jericho and elbows him to the floor. Lance Hoyt allows Shelton to get in the ring and they both kick Chris on the floor. Shelton does an evil deed and swings an elbow into Lance’s face. Shelton then gives Lance a side kick and clothselines him all the way out of the ring and on the floor! Lilian: Lance Hoyt has been eliminated! King: Whee hee watch out JR make sure none a them fall on you! JR: Nice moves there by Shelton. Chris Jericho gets to his feet and awaits Shelton to turn around. Shelton turns around not knowing Chris is waiting for him. Chris Jericho twists Shelton’s arm around his neck and lands an arm wrench neckbreaker. Chris Jericho irish whips Shelton to the ropes and flies to land a lariat takedown. Shelton gets up again and gets a snap suplex from Jericho. Chris brings Shelton up and Shelton starts fireing punches to Chris. Shelton Benjamin then kicks Chris in his stomach and lands a falcon arrow slam. Shelton jumps and hammers some fists to Jericho’s stomach. In the blink of an eye Shelton Benjamin gives Chris Jericho a T-Bone Suplex all the way outside of the ring to the floor! JR: Looks like we have our winner… King: Oh my gosh! He just T-Boned Chris to the outside of the ring! Chris Jericho’s back must be broken! JR: I don’t know King, but I defianatly do not like the fact that Shelton Benjamin is in the running for the hardcore title. King: Come on! He’ll make a great champion! We should go congradulate him. JR: Bah gawd King…The man didn’t win any title yet! Lilian: Chris Jericho has been eliminated! Therefore the winner of this match is Shelton Benjamin!!! Shelton is also one of the two number one contenders for the hardcore title! The camera goes backstage again where we see Edge and Stacy sitting on a black leather sofa. They'd been watching the match, and now Edge turns to Stacy. "So, you still don't wish to discuss what's happening between you and Jericho?" Stacy sighs and rolls her eyes. "I told you Adam, there's nothing going on. He's just a friend! Why do you keep asking me?" Edge leans foward, keeping his eyes locked on her. "Seriously, Stace? Don't think I've forgotten about what happened with Charlie." Stacy clenches her jaw and stands up, leaving the locker room. First commercial! Go team! How's 'boot a commercial 'boot blue popsicles?! 'Cause that's what I'm eatin' right now. And my lips and tongue are all blue. BLUE MOOON!!!! YOU SAW ME STANDIN' ALOOOOONE! WITHOUT A DREAM OF MY OWWWWNNNN!! No? C'mon Mo, I know you know that song from Grease :-D Tyrese Blaster vs. AJ Styles "Bulls on Parade" hits the AT&T Center's speakers. Tyrese Blaster comes out to the ramp, throwing his arms up. Lilian: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the challenger, from Baltimore, Maryland...Tyrese Blaster! JR: This is this young man's XWE debut match, and you're seeing it right here. King: Well where else would ya see it JR? Your mom's living room? JR: You leave my mama out of this. Tyrese climbs in the ring, pulling on the ropes. The 'tron changes into Shane McMahon's office with the words EARLIER TODAY written across the top. The door opens and Tyrese walks in, cracking his knuckles. "Yo, Shane-O." Shane looks up from his paperwork. "May I help you?" "Yeah, I think ya can." Shane puts his pen down, waiting. "What can I do for you, Mr. Blaster?" "Don't Mr. Blaster me, man! You've seen how I've been treated around here. I'm sick of sitting in the back. Don't you realize I'm the future of this business?! I get treated like dirt! What are you going to do about, Shane-O?" Tyrese sucks his teeth and folds his arms. "What am I going to do?" Shane asks. "You want your time to shine? You got it. Right here, tonight, you got your first match." Tyrese smirks. "Good." He turns to leave, but Shane stops him. "You're opponent, Mr. Blaster, is AJ Styles." AJ Styles' music hits and the accent-havin' monkey walks out to the ring. Lilian: Making his way to the ring, from Gainsville, Georgia, the Phenomenal One...AJ Styles! JR: I'm eager to see what kind of skill the young Tyrese has. King: You would. AJ and Tyrese stand in the middle of the ring before Tyrese charges at AJ, trying to punch him. AJ dodges the shot. King: Ouch, what an insult. Tyrese starts to pummel AJ, but AJ grabs his arms. Tyrese turns to get on the ropes, but AJ moves, and pounces him, grabbing him from behind and dropping him witha sick backdrop driver that drops him right on Tyrese's head. AJ gets to his feet and grabs Tyrese, setting up for the Styles Clash. JR: That's it. Match over. King: Good call! AJ connects and grins as Tyrese lays motionless in the center of the ring. AJ hooks the far leg. 1... 2... 3! Lilian: Here is your winner, AJ Styles! JR: That was fast. King: Uh oh.. JR: What? Coming down the ramp is Faaroq, Booker T and Sharmell. They slide in the ring and Booker grabs AJ. Farooq lays in with some upper cuts, sending AJ reeling. Booker holds his arms back, allowing Sharmell to get in a couple good slaps and backhands. Booker throws AJ down, and starts raising his hands. Farooq sets AJ up, and he leans forward. Booker bounces off the ropes and hits him with the Scissors Kick! JR: BAH GAWD! AJ falls down, and Sharmell kicks him out of the ring. Booker grabs a microphone while Tyrese gets back to his feet. Booker looks around and then says, "We're tired of this! This is a load of crab! We're sick of being discriminated against. It isn't right and it damn sure ain't fair! We aren't puttin' up with this anymore!" Faaroq takes the microphone. "You think that was bad?" He laughs. "You ain't seen nothin' yet!" They all start laughing yet and throw the microphone down. Commerciaaaaallll!!! Well, I'm watching Rise and Fall of ECW right now. Tommy Dreamer is oh so precious! Who here is excited to see Cena get boo'd the hell out of at One Night Stand? Yeah, I sure am! Jayson vs. Val Venis Jayson Anderson's music plays, much to the disgust of the crowd. Anderson walks out onto the ramp with Torrie Wilson close behind. Lilian: Making his way to the ring accompanied by Torrie Wilson... from Bronx, New York and weighing in at 243 pounds, Jayson Anderson! King: Torrie sure looks great tonight, doesn't she? J.R.: She certainly does, King. King: You know, if Torrie were MY wife, I'd-- J.R.: Let's not finish that sentence; there are children watching. Jayson and Torrie saunter down to the ring. Jayson enters the squared circle and eyeballs his opponent, Val Venis, who is already in the ring. Torrie stands at ringside, applauding her husband. Lilian: And in the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 260 pounds... Val Venis! Lilian exits the ring as Anderson gets a microphone. He clears his throat, and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, I know this is the moment you have all been waiting for! I'm so sorry to keep you all waiting, but I'm sure you know how it is, being sexy and all. Oh, haha, YOU DON'T! Anyways, it took about an hour to get here, from my locker room, security had to fight off thousands of women...and..well men, but honestly, can we blame them? So, my reason for being out here is because I have a huge announcement I need to make!" Torrie Wilson gets out of the ring and begins waving her hands. A man comes from behind the curtain, carrying something. He walks down to the ring and sets up whatever it is, then leaves. Jayson looks at it, and then says, "Now, back to the announcement. Seeing as how incredibly sexy and gorgeous and good looking and handsome I am, I thought XWE couldn't handle ALL of me...and, to be honest, the company did also. With that being said, allow me to introduce to you, Playgirl's newest model....MYSELF! Jayson Anderson!" Jayson grins and a couple women in the front row faint. The majority of the male fans start to boo loudly. Hmm, sounds like the AT&T Center is sounding like a Cena reaction. Jayson brings the microphone back to his mouth. "We all know I'm the sexiest person on the XWE roster, but why not go farther with that? Exactly. Which is why I will be appearing on June's Playgirl cover!" Jayson rips the cover off the object, revealing his Playgirl cover. Val, who's been standing in the corner the entire time (poor guy) takes the microphone from Jayson. "Jayson, whoa, whoa whoa whoa!! You know, I've been thinking, do you honestly think you can get more ladies than ME? I'm Val Venis. The star of over a hundred adult videos. You may have heard of some of them. 'Dude, Where's My Thong?' or maybe 'Yank My Doodle' You may be younger, but don't flatter yourself. I am still the best looking guy in XWE." Jayson takes his microphone back. "Val, buddy, I believe you should just go back to your locker room before you get your feelings hurt. My sister, Jessica, told me that someone would be jealous of my looks and try to ruin my night, but I was prepared!" A large safe lowers from the celing. Torrie gets the cover and puts it inside as the safe ascends back up to the ceiling. "Val, I'm that damn good. So Since you seem to be so damn jealous of my looks, fame and most likely my title, how about we just get this match on, NOW?" Jayson drops the microphone and starts the match off with several right hands to Val Venis's face. He whips Venis into the ropes, and, as Venis bounces off the ropes and towards him, delivers a standing dropkick to Venis's face. J.R.: A punishing dropkick from Jayson Anderson! Anderson lifts Venis to his feet and puts his head under Venis's arm and lifts him. King: You know what this means! Anderson then executes a devastating ClockWork on Venis! J.R.: BAH GAWD, A PAINFUL SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB, JAYSON ANDERSON'S CLOCKWORK! Anderson covers Venis for the three-count. 1... 2... 3! The bell rings, and the referee raises Anderson's arm in victory as the crowd boos. Torrie enters the ring and raises Anderson's other arm. Lilian: Here is your winner - Jayson Anderson! Torrie and Jayson celebrate their win and quickly make their way to the backstage area. "Here comes the money! Here we go, money talks!" Lilian: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the owner of Unleashed, Shane McMahon! Shane McMahon dances to the ring. JR: I wonder what this is about. King: Ooh, maybe we'll get to know who our new GM is! JR: Joy. Shane gets a microphone and waits for the crowd to die down. "Yes, I know, you all want your new General Manager. I get that. Understandable." He pauses. "However," boos from the crowd, "it seems as though the LA flights are being delayed. The new general manager won't be here tonight. But next week? If I have to get my father's own private jet and fly him to the show myself, he will be here." JR: There ya have it, folks. King: Straight of the McMahon's mouth. JR: A new General Manager, NEXT WEEK! Yaddya, yaddya, commercial. Uh, Go see The Ringer. Well, rent it anyways. That movie is BEYOND hilarious. It's aahh! So good. "Hi, my name is Jerome. Can I have a piece of your doodie?!" Jewel vs. Juliara - Women's Title Mickie James: Hi! Uhmm like yeah okay! So my name is like Mickie James and I'm the special ring announcer for this match up! Hooray! The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And is for the Unleashed Women’s Championship! Introducing first, the special guest referee from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Leyla!!! Leyla comes down to the ring with a referee designed tank top and black jeans. She swings her big hair to the side and walks down the ramp and into the ring beside Mickie. The crowd boo’s them as the two divas chat. Mickie James: Oooh nice outfit Leyla. How much were the jeans? I mean…And introducing the challenger. From Niagara Falls, Ontario. Juliara!!! King: Whooo hooo I love Juliara! JR: She is defiantly a great divas division competitor. Juliara stands at the top of the ramp eyeing Leyla and Mickie James. Her theme music plays: Bounce wit it, Drop wit it, Lean wit it, Rock wit it, Snap wit it, All my ladies pop your backs wit it, Do it do it do it do it, You know we’ll be rockin to it to it, So do it do it. She then starts walking down and she blows kisses and waves to her fans as they cheer loudly. She gets up the steel steps and stands on the opposite side of he ring from Mickie and Leyla. Mickie James: Now the champion! Like from Staten Island, New York. Jewel!!! King: Oh my god JR! Its Jewel! Dirtay filthay! JR: King be quiet and let her do her entrance in peace. The words Dirty, Filthy, Nasty appear on the titantron. Jewel stands at the top of the ramp and raises the title over her head as purple pyros go off. Her theme music plays: Wanna get DIRRTY!? As she walks down the ramp and into the ring opposite of Juliara. Mickie exits the ring and sits beside Lilian Garcia. Leyla signals the bell… Jewel and Juliara shake hands and then lock up. Jewel lands an arm drag in the early going. Juliara gets up and Jewel lands another arm drag. Juliara gets up again and she dropkicks Jewel to the canvas. Juliara grabs Jewel and lands a snapmare. JR: Quick move from Juliara. King: Now lets see Jewel get dirty! Juliara stands up waiting for Jewel to arise. Jewel gets up and Juliara swings her to the turnbuckle. Juliara goes to Jewel but Jewel pushes Juliara, runs and lands a swinging neckbreaker. Jewel gets up and when Juliara is at her feet Jewel runs and hits a clothesline. Juliara quickly gets up and Jewel knees her. Jewel goes to do it again but Juliara grabs Jewel’s thighs and lifts her up and slams her down landing a spinebuster. Juliara goes for the quick pin: One, kickup by Jewel. Jewel then gets up and lands a backbreaker on Jewel. The two divas then get up meet in the center of the ring, fix their hair and shakes hands. JR: Great sportsmanship shown here by Jewel and Juliara. The divas lock up and Jewel hits a underhook tiger driver. Jewel brings Juliara to her feet and lands a small package roll up: One, two, kickup by Juliara. Jewel brings Juliara up again but Juliara elbows Jewel, she elbows Jewel again and then sends her to the turnbuckle. Juliara runs, bounces on the middle rope and lands a straight head scissors. Juliara then leaps in the air and pins with a standing moonsault: One, two, kickout by Jewel. Juliara gives her friend some time to get up. Jewel gets up and Juliara runs and clothselines her down. Jewel gets back up and when Juliara runs at her she runs out of the way. Jewel then meets Juliara in the ring, kicks Juliara in the mid-section and lands a airplane scoop slam. Jewel and Juliara then meet in the center of the ring again and eye each other determined to pull off a good fight. But…The referee, Leyla grabs Jewels hair, she then grabs Juliaras hair as well and bashes their heads together! King: LeyLa!!! What are you doing!? JR: Oh great, I was afraid of this. Mickie James slides into the ring and she begins to kick Jewel. Leyla then does the same and starts to kick Juliara. Mickie James brings Jewel to her feet and lands a Mickie DDT. Leyla brings Juliara up and lands a Diva Face Plant. Leyla then grabs Juliara's hair and tosses her across the ring floor. Mickie does the same to Jewel. Mickie and LeyLa then give a high five to each other and go outside the ring. Leyla pulls out a table and tosses it into the ring and Mickie James pulls out a baseball bat. JR: Lord, why go to this extent? King: I know, enough is enough! Leyla holds Juliara and Mickie swings the baseball bat into her stomach. Leyla then holds Jewel and Mickie swings the baseball bat into Jewels stomach. Mickie drops the baseball bat and goes for the table. She picks the table up. Mickie then grabs Jewel and places her laying face up on the table. Leyla then places Juliara to sit on the top of the turnbuckle. Leyla signals Mickie and the two divas flip Juliara off of the turnbuckle and staright threw the table that Jewel was on! King: AAHHH! Someone help! JR: Bah gawd, we need EMTs we need EMTs!!! Mickie and Leyla give an evil smirk to each other and walk up the ramp. AND NOW. FOR THE HIGLIGHT OF THE SHOW! To me anyways. Let's call this a commercial advertising Nikki's bye bye party. Mwahahaha! Nikki's Farewell Party Nikki is in the ring, sitting in a chair. ...more like belted into a wheelchair with gauze around her head from the attack by Jewel last week. The fans start up with the music. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE! Slowly, all the divas get in the ring. Kasha, Bridget, TaT, Jewel, Teairra, Taylor, Mickie, Leyla, Juliara, Stacy, Kristal and Sharmell. Oh and Nikki, but does she really qualify as a diva? Anywho! The divas start circling the vegetable known as Nikki. Stacy gets a microphone and looks at Nikki. "My dear, sweet Nikki! How unfortunate. You know, I was thinking backstage and I really wanted to make this as comfortable for you as possible. So I asked Lilian to sing you a song." Stacy smiles and motions for Lilian to come in the ring. She gets inside, laughing and takes the microphone. The crowd silences as Lilian starts to sing. "Don't cry out loud! Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings. Fly high and proud, and if you should fall. Remember you almost ... had it...aaallll!!!" Even JR and King can't help but laugh. Kasha and Taylor step forward, black eyeliner in hand. Taylor takes the microphone from Lilian and says, "You look pretty sad right now. Kasha and I wanted to give you a....proper goodbye." The uncap the liner and stand in front of Nikki, blocking our view. Finally, they step back and Nikki looks like this: Click Here NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE! Teairra steps forward, bringing with her a little cart on wheels. Sitting on the top is a nice looking chocolate cake. She takes the microphone and looks at Nikki. "Nikki, I baked this cake JUST FOR YOU!" Nikki kind of lolls around. Dern. "Wait...wait, hang on. Aren't you the same whore that tried to play me backstage?!" Teairra smirks and drops the microphone. She picks the cake up, licking some of it off her finger. She raises it above her head and shoves it in Nikki's face. "MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY! Get out the way bitch, get out the way!" She screams. Teairra and TaTyana grab an arm of the wheel chair and shove it, making Nikki fall over backwards. Nikki starts kicking around like a rolly polly. Over in a corner, Mickie and Leyla are talking. Leyla can be hear saying, "Okay, freaking ew. Look at Juliara's clothes! Isn't she a little too chunky to be wearing THAT?" Juliara looks up and walks over to them. "Excuse you, bitch? Do you have a problem?" "You're excused. As a matter of fact, I do - YOU." "You know what? Shove it up your ASS, you whore!" Juliara shouts. Juliara then slaps Leyla. Leyla slaps her back and Juliara pushes Leyla to the floor. Leyla gets up and Juliara spears her all the way of the ring. Juliara is ontop of Leyla punching, slapping and pulling hair. Two security guards come. One pulls Juliara off of Leyla and the other one holds Leyla on the floor refraining her from getting up and attacking Juliara. Leyla screams, "You're done for bitch!" Juliara struggles to get away from the security guard but she can't. She shows Leyla all the dead hair she pulled out from her head and Leya's mouth drops open. The security guard takes Juliara backstage. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Now wasn't that fun? Yes, another commercial. Bla bla bla..on to the show! Hellfire is already out in the ring, microphone in hand. He looks McPissed. "Test! I beat you last week! I EARNED my title shot! Now get your buck-tooth ass out here RIGHT NOW before I do the chicken dance!" King: The what? JR: The chicken dance, King. Hellfire waits, but nothing happens. Finally, someone clears their voice. Everyone looks up to the 'tron where Test's face is. The horrors. It appears that he's in a hospital. "Hey, Hellfire, up here! Yeah, there ya go. You want your match for the belt? Too damn bad, kid! Since you like throwing people through cars, you won't be getting that match anytime soon. My back is too badly damaged, as well as my entire body aches. If you want to blame anyone for this, blame yourself." In the ring, Hellfire is fuming. "You said I'd get a title shot, damn it!" "And you will! Don't give me 'tude, boy! Until I'm able to defend this title, you won't get a shot. Now, I figured you'd be pretty upset about it and you'd probably have some anger you wanted to get out. I've asked Shane McMahon to give you a .... hardcore match." Test smiles and his face fades from the screen. Hellfire vs. Hurricane - Hardcore Match Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a hardcore match scheduled for one fall! Young Jeezy's "Air Forces", blares through the P.A. system as Hellfire makes his way out onto the stage. The crowd cheers as Hellfire walks down the ramp. Lilian: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Hellfire! The cheers pick up in volume in response to the introduction. King: I got my money on Hellfire! J.R.: Save your money, King, you're not exactly the best at picking a winner. King: Says you! Hellfire awaits his opponent after entering the ring and posing for the crowd. Stand back! There's a Hurricane comin' through! Hurricane's entrance theme plays as the little green man quickly makes his way to the ring, garnering an Anaheim-like welcome from the crowd (that's massively quiet). Lilian: And his opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds... from Smithfield, North Carolina, The Hurricane! Hurricane quickly makes his way to the ring as Hellfire looks to already be searching for weapons, and the bell quickly rings. Hurricane exits the ring and heads towards Hellfire, only to win himself a headache via a chairshot. J.R.: BAH GAWD, A PUNISHING BLOW TO THE HEAD FROM THAT CHAIRSHOT! As Hurricane recuperates, Hellfire grabs two trashcan lids and sandwiches Hurricane's head between them. Hellfire grabs the steel chair again and slams it onto Hurricane's back. J.R.: BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD! BAH! King: Don't get a hernia now, J.R. Suddenly, a trash can comes down hard onto Hellfire's head, and Hellfire falls to the floor. Standing behind him is Raven, who is grabbing the steel chair Hellfire used on Hurricane. King: AH! IT'S RAVEN! J.R.: BAH GAWD, IT'S RAVEN! King: IT'S RAVEN! J.R.: BAH!! Raven begins to mercilessly beat both men with the chair until security guards arrive. They are looking to swarm around Raven, but he manages to get away through the audience, running towards an exit. He turns and lifts his arms in a crucifix and makes his exit. Almost the last commercial! Ready, BREAK! TaTyana with Teairra Mari vs. Kristal with Bridget King: Here comes my favorite match of the night! J.R.: Believe me, I know. "See, I look too good for this necklace, and I look too good to be wearing this. You know I look way too good to be innocent. I'm conceited, I got a reason." TaTyana walks out onto the stage, holding her arms up as the crowd starts to boo. Teairra Mari stands behind her, a smile on her face. Lilian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Teairra Mari... TaTyana Casey! The two divas make their way down the ramp and get into the ring while the crowd boos even louder. TaTyana and Teairra wave to the crowd mockingly. Kristal's entrance theme plays next, and the boos become cheers as Kristal and Bridget Riley make their way out onto the stage. Lilian: And her opponent, accompanied by Bridget Riley... Kristal! Kristal and Bridget walk down to the ring, eyeing TaTyana and Teairra as Kristal enters the ring. King: Oh man, I wish I was the referee right about now! Teairra exits the ring as Kristal and TaTyana stare each other down. The bell rings, and this match is underway. King: OH BOY! The two divas lock up in a test of strength. TaTyana overpowers Kristal and executes a headlock takedown. She delivers a modified enziguri to Kristal's head and quickly gets to her feet to applaud herself, garnering some heat from the crowd. She delivers a leg drop onto Kristal and covers her for the pin. 1... 2... Kristal kicks out just in time! TaTyana slams her fists onto the mat in anger and gets to her feet again. Kristal is sitting up, and TaTyana grabs her by the hair. Kristal grabs onto TaTyana's legs and drags her down to the mat, then climbs onto her and delivers a series of lefts and rights to TaTyana's head. Kristal then goes for a pin of her own. 1... 2... TaTyana raises a shoulder just before the referee slams his hand down for three! She uses all her weight to roll over and pin Kristal under her, then grabs the brunette by the hair and repeatedly slams her head onto the mat. Bridget cheers Kristal on, and a Kristal chant emerges from the crowd. King: I wish I could be that referee... JR: I'm going to ignore you now. Some excellent moves here by these two divas. Kristal and TaT start rolling all over the ring. The referee tries to break them up, but Bridget jumps on the apron. Teairra seizes the opportunity and digs under the ring, grabbing a chair. She quietly slides it in the ring, while Bridget tries to tell the referee what's going on. TaTyana gets the chair, and goes to hit Kristal, but she blocks it. JR: Whew! Kristal grabs the chair, spinning TaT around. TaTyana flips back, kicking the chair into Kristal's face. The chair flies out of the ring and Bridget runs around to attack Teairra. TaTyana covers Kristal. 1... 2... 3!! TaTyana quicklys rolls out of the ring as Bridget rolls in. TaT and Teairra head up the ramp where the Tag Titles are waiting. Last commercial! WE MADE IT!! We are the champions, my friend!!! We are the championsssss! The camera zooms backstage. Justice Williams and Juliara Smith are seen talking Juliara says, "I think Im gunna tell these people the truth." Justic looks shocked. "I don't care, its really your problem, not mine." "You're right. I just don't like the fact that its kinda like hiding everyone from the real me," Juliara says slowly. Justice rolls his eyes. "Whatever." Juliara's theme music begins to play as she walks out to the ring with Justice Williams following her. The two enter the ring and Juliara takes the microphone given to her from an official. JR: What do you think this is about King? King: I dont know but I hope its nothing bad. Juliara sighs and then says, "I've been lying to you guys. The truth is I've been hiding behind the name Juliara Smith ever since I've been in XWE." Justice looks put out. King: WHAT!? You mean her name isn't Juliara Smith!? JR: Well uhmm...It would appear so King. "My real name is Juliara Williams, and I'm Justice Williams' sister." JR: Looks like Justice and Juliara are brother and sister folks! King: HA! I knew there was a resemblence! Justice walks towards her. "Can we go now?" Juliara replies, "Yeah, I'm done." They start to leave the ring. Shelton Benjamin's theme music plays: Ain't no stoppin me nowww!!! Shelton Benjamin has a microphone to his mouth at the top of the ramp and he speaks. JR: What the hell does he want now. King: Whatever it is, it cant be good. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, kiss kiss, hug hug. Anyways you see Justice, you think you can get away with anything! Well this is gunna be pay back for what you did to me last week!" Shelton drops the microphone and runs into the ring. Shelton clotheslines Justice to the floor. Justice gets up and Shelton spears him and starts throwing punches. Juliara pulls Shelton's arm bringing him off Justice. Shelton then signals someone to give him a microphone. Shelton screams at her, "What the hell are you doing!?" Juliara yells back, "Thats my brother, find someone else to feud with." "Don't matter if he's your brother, you're MY manager!!! You take MY side!" Juliara starts to protest, but Shelton screams at her. "TO HELL WITH YOU!" Shelton then side kicks Justice to the floor and begins punching again. Shelton then dis mounts Justice, turns around and pushes Juliara to the floor then exits the ring. Shelton goes underneath the ring and picks up a 4x4 stick wrapped in barbed wire. He stands over Justice with the 4x4 stick in his hand. Juliara runs infront of her brother and tries to grab the stick from Shelton but Shelton over powers her and shoves her to the floor again. Within a quick second Shelton raises the 4x4 stick and smashes it into Justice's forhead! The barbed wire cuts him and Justice is now bleeding. King: Oh no JR! Justice has been cut open by that barbed wire 4x4 stick! JR: We need EMTs! He's losing blood! Shelton goes to the commentary table. He pushes Lilian off her chair and he picks the chair up and goes back into the ring. King: Now this is just enough! JR: Bah gawd, he better not do what I think he's gunna go! Shelton Benjamin raises the steel chair above his head ready to crash it down on Justice. But from behind, Juliara jumps on Shelton's shoulders and lands a Juliara-Canrana! EMTs rush into the ring to aid Justice. Juliara then hastily leaves ring before Shelton can get up and go after her. Juliara is walking up the ramp backwards to make sure he isnt following her. But what she doesn't see is Leyla running down the ramp with a steel chair. JR: Thank goodness for Juliara stopping Shelton from hitting Justice with that steel chair. King: Yeah but who's gunna help Juliara now!!! Leyla takes the steel chair and slams it into Juliara's back making her fall down onto the ramp. Leyla then drops the steel chair and runs backstage. King: Somebody get help! JR: BAH GAWD! We'll see you next week folks! BAH!! JR's screaming bids us goodbye as the show goes off air. |
